001 Actually, I am the Jade Emperor
After locking the battery car, Zhao Junhao walked into the fresh market, which was the third time he came to buy vegetables today.
The people of his wife Lin Shiyun's family are very picky about eating, and they require Zhao Junhao to go to the vegetable market to buy the freshest dishes to cook every meal.
As a door-to-door son-in-law with no dignity, Zhao Junhao can only do it.
has been like this every day for more than two years, and Zhao Junhao has become very proficient, and he bought vegetables and prepared to leave in three or two minutes.
Suddenly, he heard a scream, and when he looked back, three tattooed bullies were punching and kicking an old man. The surrounding vegetable vendors were all watching, muttering that no one dared to come forward to help.
Seeing that the old man had been beaten to the point that his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and a few teeth were spit out, Zhao Junhao hurriedly ran over and set the person away: "Why are you beating people?" The old people are so old, it's too much! ”
The bald head at the head showed a fierce light: "What are you?" Dare to take care of Lao Tzu's affairs! Old immortal, let me tell you, if you don't pay a management fee of 1,000 yuan, don't want to step into the vegetable market half a step from now on! ”
Zhao Junhao heard that these people were ruffians who collected protection money from the vegetable market, and immediately took out his mobile phone: "A thousand yuan, right?" I gave it to him, and I passed it on to you. ”
After the transfer was made on the spot, a few bullies gave up.
Glancing at his Alipay balance, there was only 5.04 left, Zhao Junhao smiled bitterly, and then helped the old man up: "Uncle, are you okay?" Why don't I take you to the hospital? ”
The old man waved his hand and looked at Zhao Junhao with great appreciation: "Speaking of which, you may not believe it, I live so old, you are the first good person I have met, this time I came to the mortal world to live again, it really made me gain knowledge." Do you have a girlfriend, lad? I marry my daughter to you? ”
Zhao Junhao was a little speechless, you look like you are seventy or eighty, and your daughter is at least forty or fifty, right? When I was a godmother, it was almost the same!
The old man obviously saw Zhao Junhao's thoughts, and said with a smile: "To tell you the truth, in fact, I am the Jade Emperor, and my daughter's name is Ning Yue, and she is a first-class beauty in the fairy world, so you don't have to worry about her being old and ugly." ”
Zhao Junhao shook his head secretly, the old man seemed to have his brain broken, and he began to talk nonsense.
"Are you sure you don't have to go to the hospital?"
The old man sighed with relief: "My time has come, young man, I will look for you again." After saying that, he closed his eyes directly.
Zhao Junhao reached out and died!
I was suddenly startled and quickly called 110120.
On the way home, the old man's words before his death still kept coming to Zhao Junhao's mind, and Zhao Junhao was really afraid that the old man would come to him again.
Listening to the door of the Zhuyuan villa area, Zhao Junhao stopped the battery car and waved to the security guard in the guard box: "Big brother, please open the door." ”
The security guard lazily opened the door and said disdainfully: "It's a, a big man only buys vegetables and cooks for women every day, if I don't have the face to see people!" ”
Another security guard smiled and said, "If I had a beautiful and rich wife like Mr. Lin, I would be willing to cook for her every day, let alone cook, you can lick her feet." ”
When the security guard heard this, he immediately narrowed his eyes, and imagined Lin Shiyun's cold and sexy appearance in his mind: "That's right, such a superb woman, if you can taste it once, I am willing to reduce my life expectancy by 30 years!" Why don't we have this good life......"
In the kitchen of Villa 36, Zhao Junhao was busy inside and out with an apron.
The greasy chef-like style is very incompatible with his tall and handsome appearance, but he seems to have done this kind of thing a thousand times, chopping vegetables and stir-frying vegetables and boiling soup, and his movements are skillful, fast and not chaotic.
At ten o'clock, Zhao Junhao put out the fire, wiped his sweat, and walked out of the kitchen with two dishes.
At the same time, the door of the living room opened, and a long-haired royal sister with a delicate face, a tall figure, and a OL uniform entered the door.
This person is Zhao Junhao's wife, Lin Shiyun.
"You're back, get ready to eat." Zhao Junhao smiled.
"Hmm." Lin Shiyun looked tired, answered lightly, and went to the bathroom to wash her hands.
Zhao Junhao put the dishes on the table, and said to Lin's father and mother who were sitting on the sofa: "Father-in-law and mother-in-law, it's time to eat." ”
brought all the seven dishes and one soup to the table, and served a bowl of rice to each of the three people, Zhao Junhao took off his apron and washed his hands and prepared to eat.
As soon as he sat down, Lin Mu hurriedly covered her nose and said with a disgusted expression: "The smell of sweat, did you deliberately spoil our appetite?" Hurry up and wash it off! ”
Zhao Junhao embarrassedly put down the dishes and chopsticks, got up and went to take a bath.
Looking at the seven dishes and one soup on the table, and then at Zhao Junhao, whose clothes were sweaty, Lin Shiyun shook his head: "Hasn't the air conditioner in the kitchen been changed yet?" It's really too hot to cook without air conditioning in the summer, so find someone to change it tomorrow. ”
Mother Lin's eyes widened: "What are you wasting that money for?" Anyway, our family doesn't have to go into the kitchen, don't worry about him, he can't die. You've had a busy day today, are you tired? Eat the vegetables quickly. ”
The sound of water was loud, Zhao Junhao raised his head and let the cold water pour from head to foot, his heart was colder than this water.
Three years ago, Lin Shiyun had a serious illness and was on the verge of death, and the Lin family searched for medical treatment in all directions to no avail, so they had to look for home remedies everywhere.
Later, he found a master and said that Lin Shiyun was infected with dirty things, and if she wanted to survive this catastrophe, she had to recruit a son-in-law to enter Chongxi.
At that time, Zhao Junhao's mother's business failed and owed three million debts, Zhao Junhao couldn't bear to see his mother being bullied by debt collection every day, so on the condition of paying off the debt, he gave up his studies and gave up his dignity to join the Lin family.
Although he knew that this was a transaction, the coldness of the Lin family's heart still refreshed Zhao Junhao's cognition, and in the past three years in the Lin family, he has lived like a dog.
said that he was a son-in-law, but in fact he was a slave and a nanny at most.
Fortunately, this kind of day is over in three months, and Zhao Junhao breathed a sigh of relief when he thought of this.
Just after taking a shower and returning to the dining table, a young man in his early twenties entered the door.
With an inch head and a rebellious face, it is Zhao Junhao's brother-in-law Lin Jiahao.
Lin Jiahao glared at Zhao Junhao: "What do you see?" Why don't you hurry up and serve me food! Starve me to death. ”
Lin Shiyun said with a straight face: "Don't you have long hands?" ”
Lin Jiahao smiled and said: "It's long, sister, but there is a free labor force, so you don't need to use it in vain." ”
Lin Mu rolled her eyes and said, "What is free labor?" Isn't the three million that our family helped him pay back money? This is high-priced labor, wouldn't it be a waste of money if you don't use it? ”
Lin Jiahao laughed: "Mom, you're right, haha." ”
The family of four was eating and chatting, and Zhao Junhao sat in the shadow of the corner, eating silently like an outsider.
When the family was full of food and drink, he was busy washing and cleaning up the dishes by himself.
As soon as the kitchen was done, Mother Lin called again: "Shiyun has worked hard all day, go get a basin of foot washing water for Shiyun to soak her feet." ”
Lin Shiyun saw that Zhao Junhao was busy all day long, and he didn't even have time to take a breath, so she couldn't bear it, and waved her hand and said, "No need, I'll go take a bath and sleep." ”
Seeing Zhao Junhao standing there, Lin Mu said: "Shiyun said that if you don't use it, you don't need it?" I can't even learn to serve people after so long, what an elm brain! Is it really so easy to get the three million of my Lin family? Go wash my feet and your father-in-law! ”
Lin Jiahao said: "Give me a copy too, I walked thousands of steps today, and my feet hurt to death." ”
Zhao Junhao had to go to wash his feet.
After soaking their feet, the three of them went back to the house, and Zhao Junhao began to clean, sweeping and mopping the floor, inside and out, otherwise there would be a scolding the next day.
After everything was done, it was early in the morning, sitting on the sofa and resting for a while, Zhao Junhao was also ready to sleep.
At this moment, the phone rang.
When I took it out, it was my college roommate Zhang Jianfeng calling, and Zhao Junhao hurriedly went out to answer the phone.
"Jianfeng, I haven't been in touch for a long time, why did you suddenly remember me?" Zhao Junhao pretended to be a relaxed greeting.
"Haha, isn't that too busy at work? During this time, I was a little free. After a pause, Zhang Jianfeng said excitedly: "Jun Hao, do you know that I have been promoted, and now I am the deputy general manager, with a monthly salary of 50,000 yuan, hehe." The first thing that came to my mind was you, I loved to play games when I was in school, and if you hadn't dragged me to the library, I wouldn't be where I am today. ”
Zhao Junhao's eyes darkened slightly, and he said, "It's all your own efforts, in fact, I didn't help much." ”
Zhang Jianfeng said: "There is one more thing I want to tell you, Li Qingqing, the flower of our department, do you remember?" She agreed to be my girlfriend yesterday! ”
Zhao Junhao was slightly stunned, and Li Qingqing's slender figure appeared in his mind, and then said: "Congratulations, congratulations, you are really a mess now." What, I still have some things, so I won't tell you about it. ”
Zhang Jianfeng said: "Okay, you're busy." You kid, you dropped out of school in your sophomore year, you must be engaged in some money-making project, right? Now I may be worth more than 100 million, and my achievement may not be anything in your eyes. In any case, good brothers are for life, remember to keep in touch often. ”
"Okay."
Hanging up the phone, Zhao Junhao only felt empty in his heart.
He silently came to the artificial lake in the villa area, lay under a big banyan tree, and looked at the bright moon in the sky in a daze.
When he was in college, he was much better than Zhang Jianfeng, and even Li Qingqing once chased him, if he graduated normally and joined the work, his achievements today would definitely be several times higher than Zhang Jianfeng.
But it's all just ifs.
In order to repay his debts, he dedicated the most precious three years of his life to the Lin family, and he didn't even get a diploma from Hanjiang University, which has a very high gold content.
Although there are still three months to regain freedom, what can I do when the time comes?
I have almost forgotten everything I learned at the beginning, I have no academic qualifications, no connections, no social experience, maybe I can only live a lifetime at the bottom of the society, and I will never turn over.
If you want to reach the point of Zhang Jianfeng in this life, I am afraid that it is a fool's dream.
Thinking about it, two lines of tears flowed uncontrollably.
Zhao Junhao suddenly felt that his life was so sad and so unsuccessful, and there was no way to vent his grievances and helplessness, so he could only flow out with tears.
Maybe he was too tired, lying down, Zhao Junhao fell asleep unconsciously.
In the dream, he suddenly flew up, ascended, and ascended again, crossed the clouds and crossed the sky, and came to a place where the sun was full of light and a thousand colors.
"Is this a wonderland?" Zhao Junhao is incredible.
At this time, a man appeared in front of Zhao Junhao, dressed in a purple and gold dragon robe, wearing a beaded curtain and a purple and gold crown, looking like an emperor.
And his face is exactly the same as the old man who died in the vegetable market.
"You, you're ......"
"Hehe, young man, now believe that I am the Jade Emperor, right?" The Jade Emperor stroked his beard, looked Zhao Junhao up and down, and nodded with satisfaction: "Yes, the appearance and character are good, and the character is also good, I didn't see the wrong person." ”
"I've already told Ning Yue about you saving me. It's just that this child is arrogant, and she doesn't look down on ordinary people at all, so I made an agreement with her that if you can earn 100 million in three months, she will meet you. I trust my dream with you, and I can't directly sell things to you for money, so I pass on the Taishang Danjing written by your Taishang Laojun. Selling elixir in the mortal world is a unique business, although it is more than 100 million, it is estimated that it is not difficult. You have to study hard and don't let me down. ”
……
As soon as the "dingding......ding" alarm went off, Zhao Junhao suddenly opened his eyes.
Looking at the dawn on the horizon, he was a little stunned.
"That dream, it's just a dream that I want to develop too much, or is it ......"
At this time, Zhao Junhao saw a grass by the lake.
"Foguang Grass: Clearing heat and dampness, calming cough and relieving asthma, regulating menstruation and stopping bleeding......"
Information about the efficacy of herbs and the environment in which they grow naturally came to his mind.
Zhao Junhao was stunned, and then there was a burst of ecstasy, and he found that he really had a large amount of medical knowledge in his mind.
"It's true! That dream is real! That person is really the Jade Emperor! ”
Zhao Junhao was so excited that he almost shouted.
He knew that the time had come to reverse his life.