Chapter 653: Magical Girl Wang Yan

"Buzz ......"

A large number of bees were released by those masked men, and instantly followed the sweet breath in the air and pounced towards Di Renjie and Yu Chi Zhenjin.

Di Renjie was stunned, but Yu Chi Zhenjin smiled confidently and threw the cloak in his hand directly at the masked men.

All the honey that had been sprinkled on him was covered by the cloak, and not a single thing got on him.

And those masked men didn't expect Yu Chi Zhenjin to be on guard, and by the time they reacted, the cloak had already flown in front of them.

Moreover, under the agitation of Yu Chi Zhenjin's internal force, those honeys were directly shaken down, and they were instantly sprinkled on the bodies of those masked men.

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Ahhh

……

The screams instantly rang out, and everyone ran wildly, especially Di Renjie, who was stained with honey, and those Dongdao masked men.

After Zhao Yu used the fire card to burn all the bees to death, Di Renjie and the masked men were already lying on the ground and groaning.

Yu Chi Zhenjin, who had wittily hid to the side just now, came over at this time and looked at Di Renjie who was lying on the ground and laughed.

"Haha...... Di Renjie, you also have today, hahahaha......"

Di Renjie, who was lying on the ground at this time, was also swollen like Yu Chi Zhenjin's face, and it looked even more serious, looking very funny.

When Yu Chi Zhenjin was in the Swallow Tower, he was ridiculed by Di Renjie, and he always remembered it in his heart.

Now that Di Renjie has also fallen for this trick, and he is even worse than him, Yu Chi Zhenjin suddenly felt very comfortable in his heart.

However, soon, Yu Chi Zhenjin gave up continuing to laugh at Di Renjie, and instead controlled the masked men who were still moaning, and knocked out all their teeth.

In this way, even if they want to commit suicide by poisoning, they will not even think about biting their tongues and committing suicide.

In fact, the operation of biting the tongue to commit suicide is very complicated, and it is not so simple for people to bite off their tongues by themselves.

And even if the tongue is bitten off, it won't die, and those on TV who die on the spot as soon as they bite their tongues are complete nonsense.

If you really want to bite your tongue and kill yourself, you can only bite off your tongue and choke yourself to death with the blood that comes out.

But before that, someone else has a lot of time and a lot of ways to interrupt the process.

Just when Yu Chi Zhenjin was dealing with those Dongdao people, Sha Tuozhong also hurriedly ran to Di Renjie's side with a concerned face and helped him up.

"Di Renjie, are you okay?"

"Nest...... The nest is four, and four have picked up dizziness (I'm fine, just a little dizzy) ......"

Di Renjie's entire face was dotted with red, and each dot represented a sting.

The strong poison not only made his mouth swollen and inconvenient to speak, but even paralyzed his tongue, making him unable to speak clearly.

But even so, he still did not admit defeat and said that he could still hold on.

But Sha Tuozhong's medical skills are not bad, so he naturally sees that Di Renjie's state is not right.

"You use your luck to suppress the toxicity first, and I'll go and configure some antidotes for you!"

After finishing speaking, Sha Tuozhong put Di Renjie on the ground and went to the side to look for medicinal materials.

This is Wang Pu's medical hall, there are a large number of medicinal materials, rich and diverse, and Sha Tuozhong is also very clear about the placement of various medicinal materials.

It didn't take long for him to make some powder, give it to Di Renjie, and apply a yellow-brown ointment with a pungent smell to Di Renjie's face.

Seeing this, Yu Chi Zhenjin on the side couldn't help but ask, "What did you paint on him?" ”

"This is a kind of ointment developed by my master, which has the effect of clearing heat and detoxifying, which can remove toxins from the surface of the skin and speed up the reduction of swelling......

Hearing Sha Tuozhong's words, Yu Chi Zhenjin's eyes lit up and he hurriedly said.

"Give me some too!"

"Oh!"

He replied blankly, and then Sha Tuozhong smeared ointment on Yu Chi Zhenjin's face.

After painting, the companies of Di Renjie and Yu Chi Zhenjin both became yellow and swollen, which looked very funny.

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, after applying the ointment, Yu Chi Zhenjin feels that the swelling of his face is really much better, and even his thinking is clearer.

Looking at the few Dongdao people lying on the ground, he quickly thought of the guy who ran away, and then set his eyes on Zhao Yu.

"The National Teacher just called out the name of the bandit leader, does the National Teacher know him? Also, when you were in the Swallow Tower earlier, the National Teacher asked the captive about cultivating the Gu Worm Island, and you seem to know a lot of news! ”

Yu Chi Zhenjin's eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked at Zhao Yu fixedly.

Hearing his words, Di Renjie, who was lying on the ground and relieved himself a little, was also stunned and realized that something was wrong.

Youlan and Dark Snow, who were standing next to Zhao Yu, glanced at each other vaguely, but they didn't show anything unusual.

However, Liu Yunzhi and the others were a little nervous, and then glanced at Zhao Yu helplessly.

Sure enough, this veteran is unreliable, it seems that he doesn't intend to tell the truth directly, but he stupidly shows some abnormal traces, isn't this obviously suspicious?

However, in the face of everyone with different eyes, Zhao Yu nodded indifferently.

"Yes, of course I know a lot of things!"

"Oh? The National Teacher's methods are subtle, I don't know how to get this information? Di Renjie got up from the ground and asked curiously.

The medicine prepared by Sha Tuozhong is really powerful, and after such a short period of time, Di Renjie can speak normally.

It's just that at this time, his serious expression is matched with his yellow face covered with ointment, which looks inexplicably funny.

"Hmph, ignorance!"

Without explaining to Di Renjie, Zhao Yu mocked disdainfully, and then looked at Ryuji Yamashita and the others next to him.

"You should also see where these cards come from, right?"

Seeing Zhao Yu's question, Ryuji Yamashita looked confused, he wanted to say that he didn't see it, but he didn't dare to say so.

Don't dare Yoshizawa Yutaro's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said loudly: "Lord Little Wolf is using the Kuluo card, right?" Are you the ...... in the magic card girl Sakura?"

"No, I'm not that Li Xiaowolf, and the card in my hand is not a Kuluo card!"

Yoshizawa Yutaro looked confused, while Zhao Yu corrected with a serious face: "They are called Sakura!" ”

"Uh......"

Yoshizawa Yutaro didn't know what to say, but Wang Yan stood up and said in an old but excited voice.

"It turned out to be Sakura's cards, I said why these cards look so familiar, I used to buy them, I not only collected a full set of Sakura cards, but also a full set of Kuro cards, and there are several ...... Star Keys"

Seeing that Wang Yan was so excited, Liu Yunzhi next to him was all confused, what was this special meow talking about?

Yutaro Yoshizawa and Wang Yan were also present and had watched the anime Sakura magic cards, so now only they know the origin of these cards in Zhao Yu's hand.

And Wang Yan quickly calmed down after the initial excitement.

Because at this time, Yoshizawa Yutaro was looking at her with strange eyes, probably thinking in his heart that she was already an old woman in her seventies and eighties, and she still liked anime like a girl, and even went to buy peripherals.

That's not all.,Maybe the other party has bought a cos suit.,Cos over Sakura or Chiyo or something like that.。

Even if this anime came out more than ten years ago, but the other party was in his sixties at that time, right?

Think about it, a sixty-year-old woman in her sixties, with a rickety figure, a wrinkled face, and dry and pale hair, dressed in a pink magical girl costume, holding a star staff in her hand, striking a cute pose and shouting magic spells in a delicate tone......

"Gott~"

Yutaro Yoshizawa couldn't hold back his retching and almost threw up.

It's over, Kinomoto Sakura, the first generation of the Moe King, has completely collapsed in Yoshizawa Yutaro's heart.

Now as soon as he sees Wang Yan, Yutaro Yoshizawa can't help but think of Wang Yan's version of Kinomoto Sakura in his mind.

"Damn, give me back my youth!"

Yutaro Yoshizawa wanted to cry without tears, and he felt that he would never love again.

And Wang Yan, who was already feeling a little embarrassed, saw Yoshizawa Yutaro look at him for a while, and even retched, and suddenly felt greatly insulted.

I think she was also a class flower at the beginning, although she was only a class flower in a high school class, but she was also a beauty.

But now someone wants to vomit after seeing her, it's too much.

"What do you mean?"

"I didn't ...... Nothing, I just ...... Gott~"

Yutaro Yoshizawa couldn't help but vomit as he spoke, and hurriedly looked away from Wang Yan.

But that's how people are, the more you don't want to think about something, the more it comes to mind.

And Wang Yan felt that she had been insulted, so she stepped forward and stood in front of Yoshizawa Yutaro.

"What the hell do you mean by this bastard, tell me clearly, otherwise, I'll fe-"

Wang Yan suddenly stopped in the middle of her words, because when she was about to say the word "non", a front tooth was suddenly burst out.

Wang Yan and the others were corroded by the law of time, and all parts of their bodies were aging, even their teeth.

Originally, Wang Yan was only in her twenties, in the prime of her youth, and her two rows of teeth were neat, white and beautiful.

But now that she is getting older, one of her teeth has turned yellow and even loosened.

After they got old before, it didn't take long for them to be put into the system backpack by Zhao Yu.

So until now, in fact, about a day has passed, and it took so long to lose a tooth, which is not bad.

And the yellowed front tooth that Wang Yan suddenly dropped, after crossing a graceful parabola in the air, accurately hit Yoshizawa Yutaro's nose.

Because of the saliva, the yellowed front tooth was directly stuck to Yoshizawa's nose at once.

"Ah!!h

As if sulfuric acid was dripping onto his face, Yoshizawa Yutaro screamed miserably, and quickly reached out to pat the teeth on his nose.

After he saw the appearance of the tooth clearly, he couldn't hold back anymore and immediately fell to his knees.

"Vomit~~~"

"Oh~ it's disgusting!"

Zhao Yu frowned slightly, and hurriedly avoided it in the distance, and at the same time made a code in the live broadcast room, after all, some viewers were still eating!

Ryuji Yamashita also abandoned his good friend because the scene was really disgusting and smelly.

Everyone stayed away from Yutaro Yoshizawa and let him vomit quietly by himself.

But only Wang Yan, only she did not leave.

At this time, her eyes were blank, her face was desperate, and she stood in place, like an old salted fish who suddenly lost her dreams.

Embarrassed? Shame?

doesn't exist, she's already desperate, this kind of life, just end it directly!

Seriously, at a certain moment, Wang Yan really wanted to die.

But soon she thought that as long as the main quest was completed, she would be able to regain her youth after returning to the glowing egg room, so she corrected her mentality again.

But looking at the situation in the field, she really wanted to find a crack in the ground and hide herself to death.

The yellow teeth were clenched, she was ashamed, so she could only turn around and silently return behind Li Changqing and Liu Yunzhi.

But as soon as she stopped, she was stunned.

tooth, another ......

But now many people in the audience were still looking at her, so she could only hold this tooth in her mouth for the time being, ready to find a chance to spit it out again.

The atmosphere in the room seemed a little weird, and it was terrifyingly quiet, and it was Zhao Yu who spoke first.

"There's a bit of a stink in the house, let's go outside and talk!"

"Yes!"

"Makes sense......"

"Then let's go!"

Everyone hurriedly answered, and then the group walked outside, leaving Yoshizawa Yutaro alone, waiting for him to finish vomiting.

At this time, the live broadcast room had exploded, and the barrage was frantically crossed.

[Haha...... My special mother almost died laughing, hahahahaha......]

[, I'm eating, it's still soup and rice, and I have no appetite in an instant]

[So why did Yutaro Yoshizawa suddenly retch just now? ] 】

[Wang Yan: MMP]

[Can't be a paddle, can't be a paddle, orange hemp and oatmeal can't be a paddle]

[My heart has no fluctuations, and I am even talking about it]

[This is a flavorful live broadcast room]

[Shocked, a certain guy vomited online, which attracted billions of onlookers......]

[The scene of spraying teeth just now really almost made me laugh to death, 23333]

[We still don't know the reason why Yutaro Yoshizawa retched and wanted to vomit that day]

[Wang Yan must be desperate now, I'm afraid that I'm embarrassed to death]

So what's going on?

……

To be honest, Zhao Yu was confused, he didn't expect this development at all.

What's the situation, I was going to pretend to be a wave, why did it suddenly become like this?

Why did Yutaro Yoshizawa throw up?

Even if Wang Yan's teeth fell out and stuck to his nose and were disgusting, it wouldn't spit it out directly, right?

And the main thing is that he was retching from the beginning, so there must be other reasons, and this matter is not simple.

Well, after Yutaro Yoshizawa finishes spitting, let's ask him again!

Coughing lightly, after everyone's attention was on him, Zhao Yu spoke.

"Let's leave him alone, let's talk about why I know so much information!"

Hearing Zhao Yu's words, Yu Chi Zhenjin and the others turned pale, and they no longer paid attention to the incident just now.

"The power of magic is very magical, and my Sakura cards can not only cast powerful magic when they are taken out alone, but when they are combined, they can also have another effect, that is...... Divination! ”

Raising the rabbit wallet in his hand, Zhao Yu said loudly with a serious face.

Hearing his words, Yu Chi Zhenjin and the others looked confused, but soon came to their senses.

That's right, since the National Teacher has a magic as magical as immortal arts, it's normal to know divination, right?

Those ordinary Taoist monks and fortune-telling must be fake, but the divination of the national teacher will definitely not be a charlatan.

Even Di Renjie, who originally resolutely did not believe in ghosts and gods, quickly accepted the statement of divination after accepting the setting that Zhao Yu was a magic envoy.

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