Chapter 71: Stupid Pigs and Stupid Pigs
Chapter 71: Stupid Pigs and Stupid Pigs
"Wait a minute, stop!" An untimely voice rang out.
Liu Yidao frowned, which person who doesn't have long eyes dares to be crooked in front of Lao Tzu?
He turned his head to see that it was none other than the coercion of the pig's large intestine.
Liu Yidao said gloomily: "Did you say you wanted to stop?" ”
The pig's large intestine was actually very scared, his body trembled, and he trembled and said, "I, I don't think it's okay to do this, right?" ”
Liu Yidao said coldly: "Then what do you think is the best way to do it?" ”
The pig's large intestine didn't know if it was stupid or really stupid, but it didn't hear the threat in Liu Yidao's words, and said hesitantly: "I think, it's better to let this child go." ”
Liu Yidao said gloomily: "We have been trapped in this staff dormitory for five or six days now. Now I'm running out of food. If you don't have food to eat, you have to go hungry, and I don't want to be hungry, so I can only eat people! If you don't eat this child, then who do you say you will eat? ”
After all, the pig's large intestine is not a fool, and finally heard the killing intent in Liu Yidao's words, and he fought a cold war: "I, I don't know ...... either"
"Don't know?"
Liu Yidao sneered, "If you don't eat children, then eat you?" ”
"Oh, don't, don't! Don't eat me! "The pig's large intestine is so frightened that its feet are weak.
"Brother Liu, I have an idea."
A little brother said playfully, "It's better to let the pig's intestine and Boss Zhong have a duel, and if Boss Zhong wins, he will eat the pig's intestine; If Boss Zhong loses, then eat his son. ”
Liu Yidao's eyes lit up: "This is a good idea, it can add a lot of fun to our boring life." ”
Boss Zhong was pushed into the field, three or four meters away from the pig's large intestine.
Two sticks were thrown in front of the two of them.
Liu Yidao and the other younger brothers sat on the sidelines, more than ten meters away from the two.
Liu Yidao said with a smile: "The rules of the game are that there are no rules, knock the opponent down, stun or kill him, even if he wins." The punishment for losing, I'm sure you know it too. ”
Boss Zhong and the pig's large intestine looked at each other, sweat on their foreheads, and no one dared to move their feet easily.
The pig's large intestine whispered in a voice that only Boss Zhong could hear: "Boss Zhong, let's not kill each other, right?" ”
Boss Zhong said bitterly: "If the two of us don't kill, what else can we do?" ”
Under the threat of death, the pig's large intestine became less aggressive.
He whispered, "I'll count 'one, two, three', and the two of us picked up the wooden sticks on the ground and rushed together to beat Liu Yiyi and stab them." They are defenseless and will definitely be defeated by us. ”
"Huh?" Boss Zhong was shocked.
The pig's large intestine whispered: "If we don't resist, we will die sooner or later!" Your son won't be able to save it. ”
"You're right, we must resist!" Boss Zhong hesitated, nodded, and made up his mind.
"One, two, three!"
After counting the large intestines of the pig, he picked up the wooden stick in front of him, and turned around to pounce on Liu Yidao and the others outside the field.
Boss Zhong also picked up the wooden stick on the ground, but he did not pounce on Liu Yidao outside the field, but instead turned sideways with a stick and hit the pig's right arm in the large intestine.
"Scratch!" The crisp sound of bones breaking can be heard.
"Ahh
The pig's intestine screamed, his right hand hung down, and the stick in his hand fell to the ground.
The pig's large intestine looked at Boss Zhong in shock and anger: "Boss Zhong, what are you doing beating me?" ”
Boss Zhong said in an apologetic and painful tone: "Pig intestine, I'm sorry!" I can't beat you, and I want to protect my son, so I can only make this decision. ”
The pig's large intestine was so angry that he was about to faint, and scolded bitterly: "You, are you a stupid pig, I am not your enemy, Liu Yidao and they are!" ”
Boss Zhong was scolded, his face was ugly, and he replied: "I think you are a stupid pig, Liu Yidao and the three of them, and also carry weapons such as pig-killing knives, and a few wooden sticks in our hands, can you beat them?!" ”
Liu Yidao heard the conversation between the two and said with a smile: "That's right, we all have weapons hidden behind us!" ”
"Haha!"
"Do you think we'll be defenseless?"
Both younger brothers scoffed.
Boss Zhong said calmly in a tone of "I guessed it a long time ago": "Look, I'm right." Pig intestine, I know you have a good heart, I beg you, do good things to the end. Help me a little more, don't let them eat my son!" ”
The pig's large intestine was as cold as ice: "So, then I'm going to die, right?" ”
Boss Zhong lowered his eyes and acquiesced.
Liu Yidao laughed: "Pig intestine, you are really a stupid comparison, you actually want to help Boss Zhong with such garbage, you deserve to be unlucky!" ”
Pig Intestine picked up the stick with his left hand, and he regretted that he shouldn't have helped Boss Zhong speak.
Boss Zhong's eyes flashed with a cunning light, and he said to the pig's intestine: "Pig's intestine, surrender, you can't beat me if you have one hand missing!" Surrender early and avoid the pain of flesh and skin! ”
"your fart!" The pig's large intestine was furious, picked up the stick in front of him with his left hand, and rushed towards Boss Zhong.
*****
"Bang!"
A sharp arrow strikes a zombie in the head, exploding in a cloud of black blood.
Its head popped like a balloon and looked quite impactful.
A tall and stunning-looking girl walked out of the corner, she was Tang Ziyue.
"How's it going, an arrow headshot, awesome, right?" Tang Ziyue triumphantly asked Lin Yi for credit.
Lin Yi said calmly: "This is just the lowest first-order zombie, what is there to boast about?" ”
Tang Ziyue wrinkled her nose and said in her heart: "Hmph, is it so difficult to praise me?" ”
"Nunuu—"
A ferocious zombie pig emerges from the alley, its whole body gray-black, covered with pustules, and two long fangs growing out of its mouth, like two sharp long knives.
It is about three meters long and more than one person tall, and it runs like a gust of wind.
"Bang!"
Its impact was so great that it knocked several zombies in the way flying more than ten meters away. If you hit someone, I'm afraid you'll die before you hit the ground.
Lin Yi said lightly: "The second-order zombie pig has extremely thick skin and extremely sharp fangs. That fangs can pierce even 10 centimeters of steel! ”
When Tang Ziyue heard this, his face couldn't help but change.
It lifted its nose and sniffed vigorously. seemed to smell the smell of people, and rushed to Tang Ziyue with murderous energy!