Chapter 33: Dirty

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Seeing this, I hurriedly touched Shao Tianhao, pointed to the nurse and said, "Look behind him, and then look behind us!" ”

Hearing me say this, Shao Tianhao hurriedly looked behind the female nurse.

Sure enough, on the ground behind the female nurse, there was a faint black shadow-like thing.

But no, there is this lamp on the top of this corridor, and when this nurse walks under this lamp normally, it is known that the shadow will be at her feet, but this shadow is indeed lying on the ground.

In other words, this black shadow-like thing on the ground is not the shadow of this female nurse!

At this time, Shao Tianhao also understood what I meant and saw the abnormality of the shadow.

"Why don't you come here as a guest when you're passing by us!?" Shao Tianhao said suddenly.

As soon as the words fell, I saw Shao Tianhao stand up from the ground violently, then put his index finger to his lips, bit it hard, and then flew towards the black shadow.

The shadow also seemed to have noticed that Shao Tianhao and I had discovered him, and saw Shao Tianhao rushing towards him, and dodged very sensitively.

"Giggle, hee-hee......-hee

That eerie laugh was heard.

At this time, Shao Tianhao did not give up, stood up from the ground, spotted the black shadow, and pounced again......

This black shadow was like a normal shadow, and when Shao Tianhao rushed towards him, he also dodged it all at once.

Shao Tianhao kept chasing the shadow, but I carefully observed the shadow and the nurse.

At this time, I found that the heel of the shadow seemed to be connected to the heel under the nurse, and the shadow seemed to be only making a circular movement with the nurse's heel as the center.

Thinking of this, I hurriedly dragged back Shao Tianhao, who was already sweating profusely, and said:

"You can't catch up with him like this, his feet won't move, where to hit."

Shao Tianhao understood what I meant, and then squeezed the finger he had just bitten to squeeze the blood out, and then stretched out his finger and slapped it towards the nurse's heel.

Sure enough, this time it slapped the feet of the black shadow, and suddenly, with the sound of sizzling, a burst of black smoke came out......

Taking advantage of this time, Shao Tianhao stepped forward in two steps and pulled off the female nurse's white coat at once.

Suddenly, some of the things in it were fully seen by Shao Tianhao and me......

After watching it for half a minute, I still had a little conscience, looked at Shao Tianhao and scolded:

"Hold the grass, how can you be like this, how can you take advantage of people's danger!"

At this time, Shao Tianhao wiped his nosebleed and said:

"I ...... I didn't mean to, I just wanted to draw a ...... on this."

"Okay, okay, I've seen it, no matter how you explain it, it can't hide the fact that you committed a crime, haha." I said jokingly.

Being so amused by me, Shao Tianhao hurriedly put the white coat on the nurse.

As soon as the clothes were put back on, at this time, the black shadow that had just been under the nurse's feet slowly turned into black smoke, floated out, and slowly turned into a human form.

Seeing that the black shadow turned into a human form, Shao Tianhao reacted immediately, stretched out his hand and prepared to hit the black shadow.

But at this time, what we didn't expect was that the black shadow suddenly knelt down!

I saw that there seemed to be a reason for this matter, so I grabbed Shao Tianhao's hand in time and said:

"What are you doing here, I warn you, it's best not to play any tricks, otherwise you'll be scattered!"

As soon as I finished speaking, I heard the black shadow slowly fade from color, become a middle-aged uncle-like ghost, and kneel in place.

At this time, Shao Tianhao also let go and said, "Do you have anything else you want to say?" ”

The middle-aged uncle first sobbed a few times, and then said slowly:

"Actually, I know that you are people who know Taoism, so I thought of this trick, turning into a shadow and controlling this nurse, in fact, I just want to go and see my old father, who is in the front ward."

Hearing him say this, I seemed to be moved by a little compassion, and said:

"Alas, I sympathize most with those who are white-haired and send black-haired people."

The middle-aged uncle continued:

"My father had been hospitalized a long time ago, and I had no money to treat him, so I had to go out to move bricks for the construction site, and the money at the end of the day was just enough to buy him some nutritional products, but I didn't expect that one day when I was about to take the car back, the car I was riding in turned into the river......

Hearing him say this, I was suddenly startled, and hurriedly stepped forward and pulled the sleeve on this uncle's arm, and sure enough, there was a mark on it.

Whew, it's really nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it.

I also sympathized with this uncle, so I touched Shao Tianhao next to him and said, "Otherwise, let's let him go over and have a look, this ghost will be accepted by me in the end." ”

Shao Tianhao also nodded in agreement.

After speaking, I said to the middle-aged uncle: "Okay, you leave her, we will follow you, if you dare to play tricks, you will have good fruit to eat." ”

Hearing me say this, the middle-aged uncle hurriedly thanked me a few times, then stood up and slowly floated forward.

I glanced at Shao Tianhao, then glanced at him, and followed the middle-aged uncle towards the front.

Not long after, the middle-aged uncle suddenly stopped in front of the door of a ward, and then looked through the glass window in front of the door......

A man with silver hair, almost two air tubes on his nose, and a heart rate monitor on the bedside, all of which showed that the old man was dying.

I walked up behind him and said, "What, aren't you going in?" ”

He shook his head and said, "I'm afraid I'll disturb his rest." ”

Hearing his words, I was immediately poked into tears, a son who is no longer in the yang world, can still care about his father like this.

Seeing this, I can't help but think of myself, although I am an orphan and grew up with my grandfather, but I can also see that this uncle is indeed a competent son.

Outside, the sky slowly began to lighten, and a faint light came in.

At this time, the uncle lay on the small window again, looked at the old man inside, and shed a few tears.

I only heard him say slowly: "If there is an afterlife, I will still be your son!" Seeing such an affectionate scene, I couldn't help but shed a few tears.

At this time, Shao Tianhao touched my shoulder and said:

"I've seen it and let him finish it, it's time to take it."

I nodded and said, "You can take it, but don't hurt him, this ghost is one of those ghosts that Black and White Impermanence asked me to catch." ”

"Understood." After Shao Tianhao made an OK gesture to me, he unbuttoned his belt from the beginning......

"Hold the grass, what are you doing here? Do. Base? I watched him unbuckle his belt and asked.

Shao Tianhao glanced at me and said, "You're taking a closer look." ”

As he spoke, he pulled down his pants and then straightened his back to me.

Lay down in a groove, if I hadn't seen his big red inside. There's a golden spell printed on it, and there's a small pocket dedicated to ghosts, so I can really kick him into a eunuch!"

But then again, the ghosts he took away like this are really pitiful, and he still smells that commotion all day long. Gas!

As he spoke, he saw Shao Tianhao's fingers suddenly pinching a knuckle, and then he quickly recited a spell in his mouth.

At this time, the middle-aged uncle standing by the door suddenly turned into a puff of white smoke, and then slowly flew into Shao Tianhao's big red inside. Inside the front of the small pocket inside.

After collecting this middle-aged uncle and lifting his pants, Shao Tianhao looked at me twice and couldn't help laughing.

"Hehe, I can't think of it, this is actually like a treasure bag for Tinker Bell." Shao Tianhao said.

I gave him a blank look, and thought to myself, it's a treasure bag, it's good, and I can take out three to five hundred million tadpoles from it at once!

"Hey, how did I get here?"

At this time, the nurse who was standing in the corridor suddenly woke up.

"Maybe you're sleepwalking." Shao Tianhao said.

The nurse looked at me and Shao Tianhao suspiciously, then didn't say anything, turned around and left.

Seeing that the nurse was gone, Shao Tianhao and I had nothing to do, so we also returned to the room.

I went back to my room, charged my phone a little, and thought about calling Zhang Xiaoxiao later, so that she and Sanshui Dao Chang could come over.

Not long after, as soon as I turned on my phone, I received a text message from Zhang Xiaoxiao.

The text message above says: Something happened......

I couldn't help frowning, what happened, what did Zhang Xiaoxiao want to say?

Immediately, I called Zhang Xiaoxiao and wanted to ask her what was going on.

But at this time, Zhang Xiaoxiao was stunned that no one answered the phone.

I was unwilling, and suddenly thought of the chief of the three waterways, and then called the chief of the three waterways, but the result was still the same, and no one answered the phone.

This makes me anxious, where did these two people go, what happened?

Seeing that I was so impatient, Shao Tianhao next to me said:

"What's going on, you're in such a hurry?"

I sighed and said, "A friend of mine sent me a text message saying something was wrong, but I couldn't get through to her. ”

"I hope it's okay." Shao Tianhao said.

I breathed a sigh of relief, my mind was messed up and I didn't know what to do.

After thinking for a while, I breathed a sigh of relief, and then said to Shao Tianhao next to me:

"Brother Hao, do you have a way to get out, or can you let me out?"

Hearing me say this, Shao Tianhao also understood what I meant, and said, "Are you trying to escape?" ”

I nodded and said, "That's right, that's all there is to it now." ”

Shao Tianhao smiled and said:

"Okay, I'll leave this matter to me, although I haven't been a big brother for many years, but if I wave my hand casually, I will still follow a lot of younger brothers."

Hold the grass, does this person still have a little shame to pretend to be like this......

"Believe it or not, I can call someone with a wave of my hand, and this person can make you obedient." I glanced at Shao Tianhao.

"Don't say it, there's no one I'm afraid of." Shao Tianhao said with a nonchalant expression.

I sneered twice, then pressed the alarm button at the head of the bed, and then a super fat nurse walked in......

The nurse walked in on elephant-like legs, looked at me, and then at Shao Tianhao, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, and said, "Is there something wrong?" ”

I glanced at Shao Tianhao, at this time, he was oozing cold sweat on his forehead, and he kept swallowing saliva.

"Big brother, I'm convinced, hurry up and let her go." Shao Tianhao said.

Seeing him like this, I couldn't help laughing again, and then waved my hand to the nurse in front of the door, and said:

"I'm sorry, I just accidentally pressed the wrong one, it's troublesome."

Although the nurse said that she was ugly and fat, she was very polite, said that it was okay, and then turned and walked out, and closed the door.

"Okay, your trick is really bad, I obeyed you!" Shao Tianhao slapped me lightly with his fist and said.

I smiled and said, "It's called, one thing down and one thing, okay, you quickly find a way to let me out." ”

"Okay, I'll take you out." Shao Tianhao said.

As soon as the words fell, Shao Tianhao got up and walked towards the door.

I followed him close and followed him towards the door.

Slowly, we walked to the door and were about to open the door and run out, but at this moment, a slight cry came into our ears.

Hearing this voice, Shao Tianhao and I glanced at each other and couldn't help frowning.

Could it be that there is something dirty again?

But no, this cry seems to be quite close to us, and it seems to be ...... Right outside the door!

Shao Tianhao also realized this, and then signaled to me with his eyes, wanting to open the door.

I nodded, indicating that I could open the door, and that I was ready to prevent it from sneaking up if it was dirty.

Shao Tianhao nodded, and then saw him slowly twist the doorknob, and then pulled the door open with a sharp tug.

The door was opened by Shao Tianhao at once, and there was nothing dirty, but there was a big Mac......

It turned out to be the big fat nurse just now, and after coming out of my room, she sat on the bench in the corridor opposite and cried.

Looking at her like this, it looks like something has happened.

I glanced at the nurse, feeling a little sympathetic, and then stepped forward and asked:

"Sister, what's wrong with you, do you want us to help?"

Hearing my voice, the nurse slowly raised her head and said:

"Forget it, you can't help with this matter, even the demi-immortals in our village can't help, what can you help?"

When I heard this nurse talk about the demi-immortals in the village, my first reaction was that she had encountered something unclean.

"What's the matter, you tell me first, if you don't tell me, how can you know that I can't help?" I said.

Hearing me say this, the fat nurse seemed to know that I might have two brushes too, and then looked up and looked at me carefully.

But my current weak appearance was once again met with her suspicions.

"Thank you for your kindness, but what can you do with your thighs not as thick as my arms."

The fat nurse said.

I didn't know what else to say, so I took a deep breath, and then looked at Shao Tianhao next to me.

Shao Tianhao glanced at the fat nurse, and then pretended to be profound, and said:

"According to the old man's fingers, have you come across anything unclean lately?"

As soon as she heard Shao Tianhao talk about unclean things, the fat nurse immediately raised her head and said, "Yes, how do you know?" ”

Hearing this nurse ask such a sentence, I immediately thought of a sentence, appearance and IQ are directly proportional, it seems that this nurse's IQ should be negative.

Earlier, she mentioned the demi-immortals in the village, and this sentence was enough to prove that she had encountered something dirty.

Shao Tianhao said, and then asked:

"I wonder if the girl can tell the old man his name and birthday?"

Hearing Shao Tianhao's question, I couldn't help laughing and said, "What, you want other people's birthdays, is it interesting to others?" ”

"I'll go to your sister's, can I still have a good time?" Shao Tianhao glanced at me and said.

After making a little fuss twice, at this time, the fat nurse also said: "My name is Zhang Yumo, I don't know the eight characters of my birthday, I only know that I was born at eight o'clock in the morning on September 18, 96." ”

Hearing her say this, I blurted out: "Eight characters: Bingzi, Ding You, Wuwu, Bingchen." ”

Hearing me say this, all of a sudden, the nurse looked at me with a look of surprise.

"I just did the math, what you have encountered recently should not be dirty, but something that should not be offended." Shao Tianhao said.

Hearing him say this, at this moment, the fat nurse nodded quickly and said, "Yes, it is indeed not a dirty thing, my father and the half-immortal in the village also said that they offended some immortals." ”

"Wong Tai Sin?" The first thing that comes to my mind is it, firstly, because Wong Tai Sin is more common in the countryside, and secondly, it is also relatively short-tempered, and it is easy to offend him.

But before I finished speaking, Zhang Yumo shook his head and said:

"It's not Wong Tai Sin, what kind of immortal it is, I forgot it."

I sighed, admiring her intelligence.

"Well, see if you can take us to your house, we'll help you, for free." Shao Tianhao said.

"Really?" Zhang Yumo glanced at me and Shao Tianhao, and said in disbelief.

Shao Tianhao and I nodded helplessly and said, "Don't worry, we can still lie to you." ”

"However, there are regulations in the hospital, you are gone, I ......" Zhang Yumo suddenly began to hesitate again.

At this time, Shao Tianhao and I began to get anxious, now this Zhang Yumo is our savior, we still have to rely on her to run out, we can't let her say no at this time.

"What are you hesitating about, is there something wrong with your parents at home now?" Shao Tianhao said.

"Alright then, you wait for me later." Zhang Yumo bit his lip and said.

After that, we went back to the room and waited for Zhang Yumo to come back.

It didn't take long for Zhang Yumo to push open the door and walk in, and at the same time threw the two white coats to us.

"You two put this on, and I'll take you away." Zhang Yumo said.

Shao Tianhao and I took the white coat in her hand, glanced at it, and then said suspiciously: "Where did you get this?" ”

"I got it from the men's locker room, you guys put it on quickly, don't worry about it so much." Zhang Yumo said.

I'll it, men's locker room!

Shao Tianhao and I didn't care too much, we just had to go out anyway.

With that, Shao Tianhao and I put on white coats.

After the disguise was finished, Zhang Yumo took me and Shao Tianhao out of the door, and then turned into a small alley.

Not long after walking, a door suddenly appeared in front of me, and after opening the door, a strong sunlight suddenly shone in......

This is out!

As soon as we got out of the hospital, Shao Tianhao and I hurriedly took off the white coat on our bodies.

"Okay, you can come with me, my house is not far from here, and it will take ten minutes to get there." Zhang Yumo said.

I nodded, and then followed Zhang Yumo with Shao Tianhao and walked in the direction of her house.

After walking for a long time, a small village appeared in front of us.

"That's my home up ahead." Zhang Yumo gasped and said.

After saying that, she just stopped and continued to walk.

Well, what a fat man with perseverance!

Shao Tianhao and I also followed, and not long after, we arrived at the door of a small bungalow.

Shao Tianhao and Zhang Yumo and I hadn't just arrived at the door of the small bungalow, when suddenly, there was a sound of breaking things inside.

As soon as we heard this voice, several of us were shocked for a moment, could it be that something was wrong inside?

Hearing the sound inside, a few of us suddenly became anxious, and hurriedly knocked on the door and shouted: "Open the door, what's going on inside!" ”

After a few taps on the door, a leisurely sound suddenly came from inside the house: "What's the noise, the door is not locked!" ”

Door! Not! Lock?!

As soon as the voice inside, I tried to push the door, and sure enough, it wasn't locked, it was just closed......

After pushing them away, a few of us hurried into the room to see what was going on.

When I got to the room, it turned out that Zhang Yumo and her father accidentally touched the bowl and broke it, and was just picking up glass slag.

"Old man, are you alright?" I asked.

Zhang Yumo's father waved his hand and said, "Alas, don't mention it, it's okay, it's okay, it's been tossed recently." ”

At this time, Shao Tianhao also touched me and said to me softly: "There is nothing dirty in this room, ten percent of them have offended some gods." ”

I nodded my head in understanding, and then asked, "What's going on lately?" Broken by something? ”

Zhang Yumo's father sighed and said, "Our family used to live in the back of the village, and we only moved here last month......"

Before he could finish his sentence, I suddenly understood the reason, interrupted him, and said:

"It looks like you've offended the Baojia Immortal!"

Half-immortal? Could it be that there is something dirty? "Yes, yes, that's what the demi-immortal said." At this time, Zhang Yumo's father said excitedly.

Shao Tianhao walked to his side and said, "Uncle, don't worry, as the saying goes, to cure the disease, you must cure the root, you tell us the reason first." ”

Hearing Shao Tianhao's words, I saw that this old man breathed a sigh of relief, and then said slowly:

"Last month, we were going to move here from the house at the back of the village, but who knew that the person who helped us drive and pull things suddenly lost the position we worshipped Bao Jia Xian, and then we invited a Taoist priest to help us do it, and made another tablet and asked the Bao Jia Immortal to come back, but I didn't expect that from then on, strange things in the house continued."

At this time, Zhang Yumo, who was smiling on the side, also added: "Yes, since then, first my father slid down the hill, then my mother was hit by a car, I was kicked by a donkey, my younger brother climbed a tree and fell, and the family is hell." ”

"What the hell?!" Hearing Zhang Yumo say this, I couldn't help but be shocked.

According to common sense, this Baojiaxian is easy to offend, and if it is not done well, it will harm future generations and family luck, but there will definitely be no ghosts.

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!

Thinking of this, I also glanced at Shao Tianhao next to me, and at this time, he was also frowning, as if he was thinking about something.

"You're here and waiting for us for a while." Shao Tianhao dragged me out and said to Zhang Yumo and them.

Then I was pulled out of the house by Shao Tianhao for some reason, and walked all the way to the outside of the house.

"Do you think this is weird?" Shao Tianhao said straight to the point.

I nodded, not knowing what to say, but it wasn't as simple as it was.

"That's it, we don't have anything to do anyway, why don't we help them take the Baojia Immortal away today, and stay here at night to take a look?" Shao Tianhao said.

"Okay, just do as you say." I said.

After speaking, Shao Tianhao and I discussed the specific plan of action, and then returned to the house.

"Well, have you figured out a way?" Zhang Yumo asked anxiously.

I nodded and said, "That's it, let's help you Bao Jiaxian please leave first, but the bell must be tied to the bell, and you still need your cooperation." ”

As I spoke, I looked at Zhang Yumo's father on the side.

Zhang Yumo's father was also very bold, and immediately said: "No problem, I will definitely cooperate well." ”

As I spoke, I looked at Shao Tianhao next to me, only to see him slowly take out a ball of red rope from behind him, and then handed it to Zhang Yumo's father.

"Take this red rope, let the back go down the yard, go around in a circle, and then stand in the circle yourself." Shao Tianhao explained.

Zhang Yumo's father nodded, took the red rope handed to him by Shao Tianhao, and then walked towards the courtyard.

He slowly circled around the courtyard, and after a while, a circle made of red rope appeared in the courtyard.

"Zhang Yumo, can you help us prepare something now?" Shao Tianhao suddenly said to Zhang Yumo, who was standing next to him.

Zhang Yumo nodded and said, "No problem." ”

Hearing her say this, Shao Tianhao said: "I want three taels of glutinous rice, half a catty of high-quality liquor, three long candles, and a little chicken blood, cinnabar, and a brush." ”

Shao Tianhao said, Zhang Yumo also wrote them down one by one, and then went out and began to prepare these things.

"I might be offended later." Shao Tianhao hugged Zhang Yumo's father and said.

"It's okay, it's okay, you're helping us, thank you it's too late." Zhang Yumo's father said.

Zhang Yumo went out to prepare things, and Shao Tianhao and I had nothing to do, so we had to wait for Zhang Yumo to come back.

After more than an hour, Zhang Yumo could be regarded as preparing all the things that Shao Tianhao said before.

I glanced up at the sun in the sky, and at this time, the sun was in the middle, which was about twelve o'clock.

Twelve o'clock, although it was still daytime, his yin energy was at its peak.

It is estimated that Shao Tianhao chose this time to do so, firstly, to be able to invite away the Baojia Immortal, and secondly, to be able to lure out the evil hidden in Zhang Yumo's house and expose his feet!

As he spoke, Shao Tianhao suddenly took a handful of glutinous rice and three long candles and came to the circle surrounded by red ropes, lit the long candles, and put them on the ground.

Shao Tianhao looked at Zhang Yumo's father who was standing in the red circle, and then said: "I'll say a sentence next, you can read it!" ”

Zhang Yumo's father nodded, and it seemed that he was ready.

"Hongchen is blessed, the immortal is blessed, this Chang'an, this Yonghe, and now the family is sent to the immortals, and the immortal is returned." Shao Tianhao read first.

Immediately afterwards, Zhang Yumo's father also followed Shao Tianhao and read it again: "Hongchen blesses, the immortal sages bless, get this Chang'an, embrace this Yonghe, and now send the family to the immortals, and return to the immortals." ”

Before the incantation was finished, Shao Tianhao suddenly threw the glutinous rice in his hand towards the west.

Those glutinous rice grains suddenly fell to the ground with a bang, and suddenly, those rice grains showed the appearance of a person on the ground.

"Liquor!" Shao Tianhao suddenly screamed.

Zhang Yumo, who was next to him, heard it, and hurriedly handed the prepared liquor on the ground to Shao Tianhao.

Taking the liquor, Shao Tianhao first poured some next to the three candles, and then poured all the remaining liquor on the ground in the west.

At this time, I saw that the candles lit on the ground were burning faster and faster, and the wine on the ground slowly flowed into the mouth of the human-shaped person who had just thrown the handful of glutinous rice......

In a few moments, the candles had burned out, and all the ones on the ground had already flowed into the mouth of the glutinous humanoid on the ground.

"Don't read it, don't go back, and don't stay slow." Shao Tianhao said to the glutinous rice figure on the ground.

As soon as Shao Tianhao's voice fell, at this time, the human form made of glutinous rice on the ground slowly moved towards the west......

"You also follow, send Bao Jiaxian." Shao Tianhao said to Zhang Yumo's father who was standing in the red circle.

Hearing Shao Tianhao say this, I seemed to understand something, this was Shao Tianhao's intention, and he wanted to take this opportunity to find out the evil hidden evil.

Zhang Yumo's father also listened to Shao Tianhao's words and walked behind the moving glutinous rice figure.

When he reached the wall and couldn't go any further, the glutinous rice figure suddenly passed through the wall, and Zhang Yumo's father had to come back.

Zhang Yumo's father looked at me and Shao Tianhao in surprise, and asked with wide eyes:

"That's it?"

(End of chapter)