Chapter 1: Ah Xing
Kowloon, Police Station,
At noon, the weather was hot and dry.
The pedestrian blind road in front of the police station has been paved to the traffic light at the corner intersection, although it is a bustling city, but no one likes to hang in front of the police station, so there are few pedestrians.
A tall young man wearing a white T-shirt and white sneakers crooked his neck and walked to the door of the police station with his big brother between his neck.
He was on the phone at the door of the security room, beads of sweat on his forehead and an empty bottle in his hand.
The guard at the door glanced at the young man and shook his head, the young man now did not stand or sit.
The only way to pick up the fan is to fan yourself for a cool breeze.
"I know, auntie, I'll go to your house for dinner tonight." The young man raised his hand to wipe away the beads of sweat and threw it on the ground, wetting a small piece.
The voice on the other end of the phone sounded very happy: "Ah Zai, you and your uncle-in-law can rest assured that you can be a policeman, so that we can easily immigrate to Canada, and when we settle down there, we will pick you up." ”
"No, I'm doing well here, police, iron rice bowl~"
"It's better to be a good policeman than to go out with others to be a tricky boy, it's very dangerous to do that!"
"I know, I'm at the police station, I'm going to report, I'm going to see you tonight, bye~"
The call was hung up, and the young man who was angry just now suddenly changed his temperament, and he became neat and meticulous.
The change was so fast that the guards who had been there couldn't even help rubbing their eyes, mistakenly thinking that they were looking at the wrong person.
Perhaps only actors on the big screen have this cultivation and skills, they are good people in one moment, bastards in one moment, and they can be transformed seamlessly.
"Thank you, thank you!" He folded his hands together and thanked the guards.
"It's okay," the guard shook his head.
The young man left the guard's door, turned his head and walked forward, raising his hand to push open the door of the police station.
It's noisy inside.
Footsteps and phone calls are the main constituent tones here.
As soon as I entered the police station, there was a statue of Guan Erye, with red candles on both sides of the statue, and three fresh fruit plates in front.
On the left is an orange, in the middle is a banana, and on the right is an apple, all in the shape of a pagoda.
Directly above is a small incense burner, and three long incense sticks with incense ash are emitting wisps of smoke.
Turning his head to the police station hall, two long tables were combined into one, sprinkled with feminine items, a handbag, and a string of small raincoats.
There was also a policeman sitting on the edge of the table, holding a baton in his hand and knocking on it.
"Miss, you'd better cooperate with us!"
"Haven't I been very cooperative with you?"
"Who told you to go to the stage?"
The person who was questioned was a woman dressed simply and scantily, and she only had to write a few words on her face, "One hundred and fifty yuan a night".
"Sir, don't talk nonsense, I never sit on the stage!"
"Don't play tricks!"
"Who's playing tricks on you?"
The young man listened with a little interest for a while, and the policeman sitting at the table noticed it and waved his hand at him: "Go, go, don't be here." Only then did he walk away.
He searched in front of various office doors and finally stopped at one door.
"Anti-pornography group!"
"Knock knock~"
The young man raised his hand and knocked on the door, and the door opened quickly, and the same young man appeared inside.
"You're here to report too?" The other party is not tall, but his eyes are full of wit.
"Right"
"Well, over there, the one who watched the dragon, tiger and leopard is our chief."
"Thank you," he nodded, and walked towards the table in front of him, on which was a thick stack of yellow adult magazines.
The leader of the anti-pornography team with presbyopia is using a magnifying glass to zoom in on the magazine model.
The young man saluted and said loudly: "Sir, police officer 1119 has come to report!" ”
"Hmm" the chief nodded, retracting his gaze from the magazine to look at the young man, then at the police officer who was picking his nose at the door, and nodded.
The chief solemnly put away his magazine, opened the drawer and put it away, and then stood up, "Very good, today we have ushered in two new bloods!" You get acquainted with each other first. ”
The young man put down his hand that raised his salute and said, "Police officer 1119, his name is Lin Xucheng, call me Ah Cheng." ”
The young man behind him stretched out his hand towards Lin Xucheng, "Senior brother, you can call me Ah Xing, who just graduated from the police academy." ”
"I've just graduated, so I'm a few years older than you."
"Let's go, I'll take you to get the gun," the commander reached out and scratched his crotch, and then reached out and sniffed in front of his nose.
When Lin Xucheng shook hands with Ah Xing, he suddenly saw a photo on the table behind him.
The old policeman in the photo actually winked at him!
Lin Xucheng's face remained unchanged, but he just withdrew his gaze from the photo, turned around and followed the leader of the anti-pornography group.
It is now the 80s of the 20th century, Lin Xucheng seems to be a tall and handsome young policeman, but in fact he is also an outsider, he came to this world more than half a month ago, and the predecessor of his body used to be an old boy, and he also had a plum print tattooed on his buttocks.
Later, because he was too timid, the team was reluctant to ask for him, and it happened that the eldest aunt in the family felt sorry for him and spent a lot of money to let Lin Xucheng enter the police academy.
Lin Xucheng in the police academy is still a bastard, not welcomed, and often repeats grades, police number 1119, it is enough to see how many levels he squatted.
It is said that the female classmate he once pursued has now become an inspector.
And in the final exam, it was only stolen by outsiders from another world that it was replaced, which is where it is now.
After graduating from the difficult exam, he became a trainee police officer who was temporarily assigned to the anti-pornography team.
In strange times, it is better to be a policeman than not to have food, he is not the Lin Xucheng before, and he feels that it is appropriate to eat his aunt and aunt's cousins.
And after he came to this world, he had already discovered the strangeness of this world.
Many people look very much like movie stars, such as his eldest aunt looks like the fat sister Shen Dianxia, the eldest aunt is like Dong Bi, for example, the chief in front of him looks like Feng Quan Fan, and Ah Xing is Stephen Chow.
Not very similar, but godlike.
In the past half a month, I have seen more, and the acceptance is naturally high.
Moreover, he always felt that the dark night of this world was more infiltrating than the dark night of the original world, and he couldn't say such things as a ghost, and as a policeman, it would make people laugh if he said such things.
Under the leadership of the chief sir tightly, Lin Xucheng and Ah Xing each received their own pistols.
"Senior brother, where do you live?"
Ah Xing asked Lin Xucheng very familiarly.
"I'm ready to rent a house"
"Senior brother, the salary will be paid next month, why don't we go to the police dormitory together?"
"Can you get it?"
Lin Xucheng also wanted to live in the dormitory, but the news he got was always "the dormitory is full".
"Of course you can! Three-bedroom and one-living room, are there any heads? ”
"Ah Xing, which boss's son are you?"
"How?"
"Police dormitory, do you have a three-bedroom apartment? Cattle! Lin Xucheng could only give a thumbs up.