If you want to make a ranking of who is most afraid of thunder in this world, then zombies can definitely be at the top.

Life and death have life, yin and yang cycle, it is an established truth, but zombies are born from death, and in the end, life is not life, death is not death, and it is claimed to jump out of the Three Realms, but it is the most taboo of God.

Any person in a position of authority hates this kind of unfettered group.

Let's take a look at the two big zombie ancestors that Boss Zhou has come into contact with,

have lived directly from antiquity to the present,

Although it's a bit of a gossip,

But it's also the ancestor of the zombie world,

sometimes

Being able to live is also a kind of ability,

boiled his contemporaries to death,

It's also a kind of invincible and loneliest, isn't it?

Zhou Ze stretched out his hand to hug the warbler, and the two of them snuggled up like this, looking at the thunder rolling in front of them.

hey

Stop

There's really a strange kind of romance,

There is a feeling that the little boyfriend makes it bad to take the little girlfriend to the haunted house,

Obviously, I was so scared that I trembled,

But he still forcibly pretended to be calm in front of his little girlfriend.

Yingying is very scared, she never hides her emotions and thoughts in front of Zhou Ze, she has always been transparent in front of Boss Zhou.

From the perspective of feminism, you can say that she has no personality and is deeply poisoned by all kinds of poisons, but a person, in this life, can find a person who can be treated wholeheartedly without reservation and without worrying about being hurt, it is also a great happiness and luck.

In fact, Boss Zhou was also panicked,

Other zombies are afraid of thunder at most, and when they hear this thunder roaring overhead, they don't feel a little trembling or something.

For example, when the little boy first debuted, he also saved many villagers in the mountains, and the villagers set up an ancestral hall for him, which scared people so much that the little boy immediately ran over and kicked the ancestral hall down.

Why?

I'm afraid of thunder!

They are just afraid, but Boss Zhou can be a zombie in this industry, and there are very few who are very rare, and they have really been struck by lightning!

It's not that no other zombies have been struck by lightning together, but those gangs are basically wiped out, so I won't mention it.

I still remember that I was in Lijiang at that time,

The leper monk swallowed the ghost of a ghost cave,

Finally led down the thunderstorm,

That taste,

That sour,

Then add a little green onion, ginger, garlic, and sprinkle a little chili noodles to yourself and you can serve it directly.

Boss Zhou really didn't dare to go through it a second time.

"Boom! Rumble! Rumble!!!!!!!! ”

thunder

At first, it was just two or three,

It's like an appetizer,

And then

It is a big bead and a small bead falling on the jade plate,

Boom after slam slammed down,

Boy

This is really much bigger than setting off fireworks, crackling like fried beans, and Hengdian is reluctant to throw so many explosives when filming anti-Japanese war films.

"Boss!"

"Huh?"

"Boss!"

"Huh? Be louder, I can't hear you! ”

"Boss, why doesn't this thunder stop!"

"Ah, what did you say?"

"This thunder doesn't stop!"

"It's estimated that there are a lot of people...... There are a lot of ghosts! ”

Under this dense thunder, most of the other voices were almost eliminated, at this moment, God was losing his temper, just like the emperor was angry, the ministers had to lower their heads and did not dare to anger Long Yan, and the people below were naturally even more frightened.

Of course

Even Zhou Ze didn't expect it,

This gambling house,

There are so many customers.

Perhaps, what I saw in the living room before is just the tip of the iceberg, and the scale of this casino should be much larger than I imagined.

finally

About five minutes later,

The thunder stopped,

The clouds are light and the wind is light,

As if nothing had happened,

It is the crop field in front of this, that is, there are many dense small pits, this thunderstorm, in terms of the scene, is really far worse than missiles, but for the evil things, that is the real nemesis.

It's all gone,

It's all gone,

A gambling house,

I don't know how many gamblers there are,

Demons and monsters plus official errands,

It's all explained here together, and it's been purified by Daddy Nature.

In the final analysis, in fact, it was because Zhou Ze brought out the young lake spirit, but the culprit also had a chill in his back at this time.

As for this apology,

Not really,

If you just accidentally hack an innocent person to death, you may still have some guilt;

But there are too many ghosts to kill, and I can't apologize.

At this point,

Zhou Ze and Yingying dared to walk back and walked to the car.

It wasn't that they insisted on staying to watch the thunder before,

It's because in the previous scene, when you were stared at by the qi of heaven and earth, you might suffer God's attention if you made any rash moves, and it was okay for you to stand there and keep the rules still, if you moved, it is estimated that God would not mind wiping it with an extra rag.

Sit in the car,

Zhou Ze sat in the co-pilot seat this time,

"Yingying, you can drive when you go back."

"Huh? Boss, you're not afraid of me............"

"Don't be afraid, just hit it, you're welcome, if you meet a solid line and change lanes, you don't hit the turning lights, just blast it up."

We have just been educated by God, and we have to pass on the spirit of God, teach others to be people, and let everyone understand and learn the spirit passed down by God. ”

"Okay, boss."

Yingying was very excited to start the car, she had a driver's license for a long time, but because her boss had not allowed her to drive, she had been listening to the boss, she really hadn't driven much anymore, novice drivers, a book has the urge to drive.

Zhou Ze took out a bottle of mineral water from the front drawer of the car, took a sip, and said to himself in his heart:

"This thunder is terrifying."

"Correction ............ Love ............"

Boss Zhou subconsciously rolled his eyes,

He felt that he still liked the win-hook who didn't like to talk much,

When you encounter something, you come with a shout, leave the matter to him, and wait until the problem is solved or the person who raised the problem is solved.

Give him back your body,

There is a clear division of labor with each other,

There was no other communication.

Now when Yinggou is fine, he suddenly bubbles up and makes some comments on his own thoughts, which is really uncomfortable, and there is a strange feeling of being peered at by another person completely and unreservedly.

This psychology is easy to understand,

It's like ordering a takeout at home or a hotel or going to a club to make a half set or something.

Each takes what they need, each other is not burdensome, and when it is over, the opposite side of the reply is a "you come again next time", whether it is an old taste or a new taste for changing the number plate of the technician, that is, a matter of one of their own thoughts, very free.

If those clubs and takeaways order one, you have to go home and really get one to live together, then this industry really has to wither directly......

"Oops!"

"What's wrong, Warbler?"

"Boss, this car won't start."

"I'll take a look."

The car could not be started, and it was estimated that the battery or some other revelations were affected by lightning and failed.

After checking the car,

Boss Zhou immediately thought of something,

took out his phone again,

get

The screen went black.

In the face of the forces of nature, human technology is sometimes really immature and terrifying.

"Boss, if you don't sit in the car, I'll push the cart in the back, and push it back to the city to find a 4S store."

Forehead......

Sitting comfortably in the car,

The warbler pushed the car all the way to the city,

In fact

In terms of difficulty,

It's really not big,

At least for the warbler,

It's really a piece of cake,

Don't worry about her being tired and injured or running out of strength,

But Boss Zhou still shook his head,

Road:

"Forget it, let's push it together."

"Well, or, boss, let's walk back to the city and buy a car."

"These days, it's not like this, anyway, it's not a hard thing for us to push a cart, and there's nothing urgent to rush, push it, push it while walking, I just relax and relax."

"Okay, boss."

As long as you can be with your own boss,

No matter what they are doing, they are happy.

Next

On a country road,

Zhou Ze pushed the car with Yingying,

All the way forward.

It may be that someone else pushes a cart, and the speed will be very slow, but for Zhou Ze and Yingying, the difficulty is really not great, and the pace of walking is about the same as that of a normal person.

It was early spring at this time, and the roadside scenery was also very good, and the two of them were talking and laughing while pushing the cart;

maybe

This is also a kind of

Ordinary couples don't have the strength to be romantic.

In the afternoon, the car was pushed to the repair shop, and Zhou Ze booked another room nearby, and after entering, the old rule was to take a shower first.

After taking a bath,

Boss Zhou lay down on the bed,

The warbler took a bath before going to bed with her,

Snuggled up to Zhou Ze and helped him massage his head.

"You're tired too, don't ............"

Zhou Ze retracted his words,

Yes

She's not tired.

In life, sometimes these hypocritical greetings are missing, and I am really not used to it, such as "drink more hot water", "rest early", "don't get tired", ......

"Boss, the air here isn't very good."

"You can feel the air now?"

"I can't say what it feels like, but I feel more comfortable in a place where the air is good, for example in a bookstore, I feel good about the air."

"Isn't it, our bookstore is about to be turned into natural oxygen by the vegetable garden."

Zhou Ze turned his face sideways and looked at the two things on the bedside table, one was the bottle, and the other was the animal skin.

"Hey, when you go back, you can find a surrogate and give more money."

"yes, okay."

Yingying agreed, and then seemed to sense Zhou Ze's mood change again, and asked in a low voice:

"Boss, are you disgusted by surrogacy?"

Zhou Ze sighed, "Fortunately, I've actually seen a lot before, and sometimes, I myself will be confused, because, the longer I look at it, the more I feel that people, he really seems to be no different from livestock."

You see, as long as you have money, you can actually find someone to breed you. ”

"What is the matter of J ............"

"You can do it, lawyer He'an............"

Zhou Ze patted his forehead,

Only then did I remember that poor lawyer An had already gone to Kanto,

This life,

All of a sudden, there were no white gloves,

I'm really not used to it.

This kind of lack of morality, if Lawyer An wanted to do it before, he didn't have to tell it himself, he could do it beautifully;

Now, in the bookstore, Yingying is a bit simple, Lao Dao is a bit of a good person, and it is really difficult to find a second suitable person.

alas

Only when you lose it do you know how to cherish it......

Lao An,

When will you be back?

Then

There was a sudden tremor in Zhou Ze's chest.

Yingying felt it and reached out and put it on Zhou Ze's chest.

Zhou Ze smiled and took out the silver mask inside, Qing is just a little female doll, how big can that little face be? So this mask is not very big, and Boss Zhou was a little panicked when he put it on, so he simply carried it with him.

Not to mention, it's really a Yin Si product that must be a high-quality product.

The phone and the car are broken, but this thing, the signal is still so good.

After a moment's hesitation,

Take a deep breath,

Zhou Ze motioned to the warbler to be quiet,

Then silently put the mask on his face.

…………

"Buzz!"

The body trembled,

The sight turned from white to black and then to white,

When Zhou Ze opened his eyes,

found a familiar scene again,

On a table,

Round female doll-like self,

After the first experience,

This second time it seems much calmer,

And shook his arm,

Because it is a doll, and the inside is inlaid with gears, these two arms can smoothly circle at 360 degrees.

Boss Zhou is like a second fool,

Here you spin your arms as Hot Wheels,

It was a lot of fun.

After playing with myself for a while,

Zhou Zecai stopped,

That's not right,

This sends a signal to itself,

Why haven't those two come yet?

Boss Zhou remembered that there should be two dolls here,

One is wearing a staff suit, and the other is wearing this red belly pocket, which also has a bright word "meat" on it.

This mask is celebrated by these two people, they should be a second-class team, why did they call themselves, but there was no one in those two?

You can't twist your head off here and kick it as a ball for a while, can you?

Hey?

Boss Zhou really put his two small round hands on his head, try it?

Then

A doll suddenly jumped up from under the table,

It's the doll with a red belly pocket,

Yo

It's finally here!

Zhou Ze immediately settled down,

You know,

Yiqing's character,

It's impossible to do anything out of the way, and it's very calm and cold.

"Yes...... What's the matter? ”

Boss Zhou said in a pinched tone.

The red-bellied doll stood there without speaking.

"What's wrong with you?"

Boss Zhou continued to ask very calmly.

Who knows,

In the next moment,

This red-bellied doll actually raised its round hand,

Holding his own head,

"Rattle",

I took my head off.

Forehead............

What's this fun?

Followed by

The red-belly doll put his head on the ground,

forward

"Bar chirp" kicked himself in the head,

The round doll's head rolled in front of Zhou Ze.

Zhou Ze stood there motionless,

The red-bellied doll stood there motionless,

I'm afraid that the atmosphere will suddenly be quiet......

Boss Zhou looked at the doll in front of him hard,

It's still full of question marks.

But after standing for a long time,

I don't move,

The other party doesn't move,

finally

Boss Zhou couldn't help it,

Try to lift your feet,

kicked the head in front of him,

"Gollum ......"

The head was kicked back in front of the red-bellied doll.

The red-bellied doll moved again,

Lift up the little thick legs,

kicked his head at Zhou Ze again,

Zhou Ze kicked back again,

The other party kicked back again,

Two dolls,

At the big table,

In a very weird atmosphere,

It's really a game of kicking your head as a ball......

Kick and kick,

Boss Zhou's heart slowly came up,

In his head,

Suddenly I thought of a possibility,

And this may continue to be deepened.

finally

When the ball, oh no, when the head is kicked back in front of itself,

Boss Zhou came to a perfect unloading to stop the ball,

Asked in a whisper:

"You are ............"

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It's reversed day and night again, it's really not intentional to be stuck in the middle of the night update, the dragon strives to return to the routine as soon as possible, and it's not that it will languish the next day after the outbreak of one day, this chapter is more than 4,000 words, count one chapter, Ming'er will make it back, don't panic!