When it saw that she was trying to attack it, its face suddenly became extremely hideous, and the blood-colored fangs in its mouth stuck out and pounced on her. Frightened, she ran away. But who would have thought that the more you go to the back, all kinds of ghosts will come out.

I thought it was a projection, not terrifying, until I was halfway through the run, I ran into a ghost, stretched out my hand and covered her chest, and the cold to the biting touch made her feel a thrill, screamed out of her voice, and ran away when she saw it kicked away with the other party.

Then she realized that the ghost that had struck her chest was not a human pretending, but a ghost that seemed to be a real one.

In short, after this ghost was frightened, when she came out, her legs were already weak, and then she saw the pair of father and son who looked upright at the door, and she didn't know what to say at all.

"Little sister, isn't our haunted house scary?" Zero Dan looked at each other, and his eyes were crooked and very cute.

"Yes...... Somewhat. The girl's dead duck has a hard mouth, "I don't want this hundred yuan, I'll bring my friend to play with me next time." The girl was embarrassed and wanted to run away.

"Little sister, if you are too scared, you can drink a little water, drinking water can relieve tension, and your face is sweaty, and your makeup is a little spent, do you want to buy a pack of wet wipes from our house?" Zero Egg also does not forget to promote its own products.

The corners of the girl's mouth twitched, looking at this little doll, obviously her farts were upside down, how could she talk and act so old-fashioned.

Speechless, she ran away, without buying water or tissues.

Let Ling Dan not be disappointed, and retracted his eyes, "Dad, put up a sign on the road outside, and say that it's not scary, don't put money upside down, scary you give me money." ”

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Lin Fang looked at his son and had the illusion that he was his son.

"Okay, got it, little ancestor." I didn't expect this kind of agitation method to be quite useful, at least just now the girl contributed a hundred yuan for the lunch of their father and son.

Lin Fang took out a piece of cardboard and a marker pen and wrote his son's words on it, and by the way, he gave full play to his advantages, drew a few terrifying emoji patterns on it, and then held his mobile phone in one hand to order takeout, and walked out with cardboard in the other.

After walking around the corner, he hung the cardboard directly on the lamppost at the intersection.

"Son, what do you want to eat?" Lin Fang asked while busy with the things in his hand.

"I eat what you eat." Zero Egg was playing with Erlang's legs crossed, Lin Fang curiously leaned over to take a look, only to find that Zero Egg had found a few ghosts to play the game of werewolf killing with him.

The one who killed was called a wind and water, and several ghosts lost frequently, and their faces were swollen by Zero Eggs, but they were still happy to play with Zero Eggs.

Lin Fang finally thanked himself for having a pair of yin and yang eyes this time, otherwise he wouldn't know what his son had done.

"You're all stupid, Dad, you play with me. That's why your IQ is comparable to mine. In view of his son's intelligence, he took him to do an IQ test before, and according to the test, he learned one thing, that is, his baby son is a super genius with an IQ of up to two hundred!

The only kind, even the person who helped his son do the test was scared that there would be such a high value.

Zero Egg, however, behaved as a goofy after the test.

When he asked him afterwards, he realized that what if he was caught doing experiments because he was too smart? So it's better for him to be stupid.

That is, because of Zero Egg's behavior, the other party thinks that the test may be wrong.

Only then did the unwarranted disaster be avoided, and the father and son returned.

"Your dad, I won't play werewolf killing." Lin Fang has never played this kind of game of wits and courage, "If it is the glory of the king, I can accompany you to play a game." "I think back then, Lin Fang killed all sides among the kings, and successfully won the rank of the strongest king.

"Reckless." Zero Egg glanced at Lin Fang and complained ruthlessly.

A reckless man, Lin Fang had no idea, and he felt a feeling of being deeply humiliated by his son.

To paraphrase zero eggs, people who like to play that kind of game of fighting and killing are reckless.

Lin Fang was sullen and didn't speak, and sat quietly waiting for the takeaway to come to the door.

Unexpectedly, the takeaway had not yet arrived, and a group of customers came first.

It was a few young people who looked like they were in a hurry, standing at the table in front of their father and son, clasping their hands on their chests, and looking at them with a look of contempt.

"Hey! Are you guys here saying that you don't want to be scary, don't want money, and stick money? The man with bleached green hair on the top of his head, a lip stud on his lips, pale makeup on his face, and purple lipstick on his lips, looked a little like the kind of non-mainstream teenager The boy asked them.

"yes? Does this handsome big brother want to come to challenge? Zero Egg put down the cards in his hand and looked up at the other party.

A handsome little brother instantly made all these people's aura disappear, and he was happy at the appearance of the zero egg.

"This little brother is very good! Very good at talking! Yes, we're going to take on a challenge. "The main thing is that they have not had income for too long, and when they saw the cards hanging at the intersection, they came in curiously to take a look.

"One hundred per person, if you don't feel scared after clearing the customs, I will give you this money back, so that I can pay you a sum of money. If you feel scared and can't walk the whole way, remember to call me inside, and I'll ask my dad to take you out. Zero Egg said this in a clear manner.

A few teenagers were stunned for a while, and suddenly felt that they were not as good as a child?

The obedient one took out a hundred yuan and placed it on the table, and before entering, the green-haired boy also warned the boys around him that they had to walk the whole way. And then a few people went in so fearlessly.

The corners of Zero's mouth hooked up a wicked smile, and he hooked his finger at a ghost floating beside him, and the ghost floated to Zero's side, "Master Zero, what are your orders?" "The ghost's attitude towards zero eggs is very respectful.

"Increase the difficulty, how terrifying and terrifying the people are, there are many of them, and they are not afraid that they will be scared out of trouble." Just kidding, the money must be their own, and these five people have contributed a total of 500 yuan to their father and son!

Lin Fang naturally heard his son's words, and his face was speechless.

Who is the character of this black-bellied son? Or is it a character that is born in a class of its own?