Chapter 9: Hooligans
"Holy shit! Fatty, you pulled out all the parasites. "I quickly jumped to the shore and noticed that the whole hot spring began to float with these reddish-brown nematodes, which were as long and short as earthworms and only a quarter as thick as ordinary earthworms.
Looking at the nematodes writhing in the pool, I suddenly felt a wave of nausea in my throat, so I picked up my clothes and left. Stay away from here, and if a bug gets into your body through a wound or hole in your body, you don't know what will happen.
I picked up my clothes and ran to the stone house, and just a few steps in the white fog, I saw a red-clothed figure rushing towards me in the white fog.
Female ghosts!
I was so frightened that I couldn't move, and the female ghost was also short-lived. followed by a "snap" and I was slapped in the face.
The slap woke me up, and in front of me was a graceful woman with bare shoulders and a red gauze dress.
Peony red!
"Hooligans!" She glared at me angrily and scolded, stomped her foot and ran quickly towards the stone house.
This slap was really not light, just now I was stunned in the hot spring, and the fat man also stood next to me and watched me nodding and laughing. I was a little confused and was slapped by a woman in front of a dog. I felt a sense of anger in my heart.
Quickly put on the clothes that were not yet dry and chased after him.
I don't know what I'm chasing after me, but I feel like I should catch up with her, and in this place I walked around with the fat man aimlessly and suddenly ran into a "person", as if I suddenly had a direction.
After entering the stone house, I happened to see the back of Peony Hong, and her bare fragrant shoulders had been covered, could it be that she was also taking a bath just now! Is she humming the Titanic's singing voice just now?
I was stunned for a moment, but I didn't expect Peony Hong to turn around and give me a crisp slap.
I got angry and yelled, "Why are you hitting me?" ”
"Last time you ...... You grabbed my boobs last time! Peony Hong bit her lip and raised her head to look at me with resentful eyes, the moonlight shone on her face, her short black and shiny hair curled like waves on her shoulders, and her bright red lips and milky white skin, she looked very feminine like an old Shanghai lady, just like Ruan Lingyu played by Maggie Cheung.
I was deflated when I heard her words, it was true that I accidentally pressed her chest last time, but I still wanted to quibble in my heart, "Didn't you hit last time?" Hit again this time? ”
"Smack!" I took another beating.
I couldn't believe it, I was completely defenseless, and Peony's hand was so fast that I was blindfolded again.
The fat man got on at this time, and showed his true colors as a dog, and ran to Peony Hong's feet to be coquettish, and then went to Peony Hong's calves to rub it.
"Wang-woo-" There was a piercing cry, and the fat man was kicked away by Peony Hong.
"Fourth, you hit me four times." I looked at Peony Red and roared.
"What's wrong with the four hits, I'm still too scared." Peony raised her neck and glared at me.
"I touched you last time, and I was beaten by you, and you beat me again, should I touch it back."
As soon as the words came out, I regretted it, and I rushed out of anger when I said this sentence, which was not my heart at all. But at this moment, a strong force hit my back, I involuntarily fell forward, in a panic I instinctively wanted to use both hands to grab something to maintain balance, but I didn't expect to press on Peony Hong's chest again.
And then...... There is no then.
I kept chasing the fat man in the back, and Peony Red chased me again, and we kept circling around the house.
Suddenly, two black figures, one tall and one short, appeared at the gate, and the moonlight projected in from behind them, and this scene was particularly infiltrating in the dark night.
"Enough!" With a loud shout, the voice sounded very old, but naturally there was an irresistible force that made us stop, and even the fat man stood honestly.
"Grandpa! He...... Hum! Peony stomped her instep and turned around, her shoulders still undulating.
"I saw it all, it was the dead dog who pushed this young man in the back." The tall figure said.
"Hmm." As soon as the fat man let out a scream, he obediently shut up.
The tall figure walked in slowly, turning to look at me.
The moonlight shone on his face from the side, it was a wrinkled, weather-beaten old man, his hair was much grayer and whiter, but his eyes were bright, and the short shadow just now was a little boy of five or six years old.
Why is this old and young and peony red here? There is no trace of human life in this stone house, where is this place? Where do I find the Book of Cause and Effect of the Third World?
After coming down for so long, my stomach suddenly growled.
"Young man, you don't have any luggage?" The old man asked.
I shook my head, thinking that I would be disappointed even if you tried to rob me, because I had four pockets as heavy as two shoulders against a head.
The old man's bright eyes stared at me for two seconds and said, "If you can break through the Thousand Corpses and Bones Array without any luggage, you must have extraordinary skills, little brother sat down and said." ”
There are four stone piers in the middle of the house, the old man and the young man and I each found a stone pier and sat down, and the old man was surprised to see the fat man sitting on the stone pier like a human and crossing his legs.
The little grandson beside the old man sat obediently without saying a word, and he didn't show a look of liking when he saw a dog like an ordinary child. On the contrary, the old man kept looking at the fat man.
"Wang!" The fat man barked unkindly at the old man.
"I think this stupid-looking dog ......" the old man groaned, and the little grandson who had been sitting next to him suddenly spoke, and said two words blankly: "Silly dog." ”
The fat man fell to the ground in one fell swoop, and then quickly got up again.
I was dizzy, and the fat man really fell down when he heard a child call him like this.
"Left, left, good, don't scream." The old man whispered to his grandson and then said to me, "I'm sorry, my grandson has a natural ability to fall to the ground if he calls anyone." ”
Oh? It was so strange that I couldn't help but look at the kid twice. I was very curious, and I glanced at the fat man and said to the child, "Little brother, you can call a stupid dog again." ”
"Silly dog."
"Boom." This time the fat man flew out and hit the wall as if he had been kicked. Then the fat man rushed over to me and opened his mouth to bite me, and I quickly stretched out my foot and kicked it and shouted at the same time: "Little brother, it's called stupid dog." ”
"Silly dog." The obedient boy screamed again.
The fat man was opening his mouth to bite my leather shoe, and suddenly flew out again. This time he slammed into the wall and fell to the ground, and this time it took him several seconds before he got up and looked at the little boy with frightened eyes.
I regretted it again and asked with concern, "Fatty, are you okay?" ”
The fat man turned his head to the side and lay on the ground angrily.
Suddenly there was a voice behind me that was still angry and angry, "Zuo Zuo, quickly call this rascal." ”
"Hooligans."