Chapter 39: The Nouveau riche
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Just as I, the head of Sanshuidao, and Zhang Xiaoxiao were about to walk out of the hole in front of us, suddenly, I felt a sudden gust of wind behind me.
I slowly looked back, and saw the dried corpse that had just been used by the chief of the three waterways to smash the wall. I don't know when, he walked behind us and was staring at us with a pair of shriveled eyes!
"Run!" The Sanshui Dao Chief suddenly exclaimed, and then hurriedly ran towards the hole not far behind him.
And Zhang Xiaoxiao and I didn't react at all, the dry corpse suddenly glared at me and Zhang Xiaoxiao, and then stretched out two hands violently, and suddenly choked me and Zhang Xiaoxiao's necks.
At this time, the chief of Sanshuidao, who was about to run to the entrance of the cave, saw that Zhang Xiaoxiao and I were caught by this dry corpse, and hurriedly ran back again.
The dry corpse seemed to be only aimed at the chief of the three water roads, and when he saw the chief of the three rivers running back, he actually let go of me and Zhang Xiaoxiao, and then walked straight towards the chief of the three water roads.
The chief of Sanshui didn't expect this dry corpse to get into trouble with him, and he was also shocked.
"I'll hold off the time, you two run over first." The head of the three rivers said to me and me, Zhang Xiaoxiao.
Zhang Xiaoxiao and I nodded, and then just wanted to run, but at this time, the figure of the chief of Sanshui Dao flew to the front of us from behind, and then fell heavily on the ground, and immediately spit out a mouthful of blood.
It seems that this dry corpse is looking for revenge on the chief of the three waterways.
Zhang Xiaoxiao and I saw Sanshuidao like this, and hurriedly stepped forward to help him up.
At this time, when the one I was carrying in my hand came here, the black plastic bag that Zhang Yumo gave me suddenly touched Sanshuidao.
The chief of the three waters noticed the plastic bag, then lowered his head, looked at it, and said:
"Zhou Zhou, what's in this plastic bag you've been carrying?"
I shrugged my shoulders and said, "I don't know, when I came before, someone else gave it to me." ”
Hearing what others gave me, Zhang Xiaoxiao at this time, her hands and feet were faster than anyone else, and she came up and snatched the black plastic bag I was carrying, and then tore it open at once.
Suddenly, the contents of the bag fell to the ground
I haven't opened this plastic bag since I came, and I don't know what it contains, but after being opened by Zhang Xiaoxiao in a rude and barbaric way, I suddenly regretted it, and I shouldn't have asked for this thing.
Because, what is in it is not the kind of bloody guard. Bear. A towel is toilet paper that has been wiped across your buttocks
Seeing this thing, Zhang Xiaoxiao immediately covered her mouth and couldn't help laughing, but I was confused, and I didn't know what this meant at all.
Just when I was in a daze, the chief of Sanshui Dao was not stunned, looking at the dried corpse approaching us in front of him, and then hurriedly grabbed a handful of used paper from the ground, which had turned black on the top, and threw it towards the dried corpse.
Originally, I thought that Chief Sanshui Dao was crazy, how could he use such a thing to deal with this dry corpse.
But in the back, when the paper was thrown towards the dry corpse, the dry corpse looked very frightened, and kept taking a few steps back.
"Remember, although this is dirty, filthy, but dirty things are also afraid of dirty things, and this is especially effective against some evil things." Misui said the chief.
Zhang Xiaoxiao and I pinched our noses, looked at Sanshuidao like this, and nodded cooperatively.
Seeing that the dry corpse had taken a few steps back, there were not many papers in the hands of the chief of the three waterways, so he said:
"Wait a minute, throw it out in my hand, and run backwards!"
Zhang Xiaoxiao and I nodded in understanding, and then stared at the last handful of paper in the hand of the chief of the three rivers, and when the paper was thrown out, the three of us hurriedly turned around and ran towards the hole.
As we got closer to the hole, the sunlight became more and more dazzling, until my painful eyes could no longer be opened, and then I closed them.
When I opened my eyes again, I found that Zhang Xiaoxiao, and I, as well as the head of Sanshuidao, were standing outside!
Not out of this hole, but out of the entire Dragon King's Tomb.
That is, we are now in the middle of two mountains, the one in front of the underwater graveyard that I found earlier.
"How so, how did we get here?" Zhang Xiaoxiao said with a puzzled expression.
I shook my head and said, "I don't know what's going on, do you mean we've all come out?" We chose Shengmen! ”
Hearing my words, the head of Sanshui Dao still frowned, as if he had something on his mind.
"Master, what's wrong with you, what are you thinking, didn't we come out of that dragon king's tomb, we should be happy."
I walked up to the head of Misui and patted him on the shoulder.
The third water chief frowned, then slowly stood up from the ground, and then said:
"You say, is it so coincidental that we chose Shengmen all of a sudden?"
"That's because we're lucky." Zhang Xiaoxiao said.
"No, no, absolutely not." The Sanshui Dao Chief frowned and said, "It stands to reason that this corpse oil yin ghost should not let us choose it easily, it will definitely make it difficult for us, and it will not only set up a dry corpse where to be." ”
Hearing what the chief of the three waterways said, I couldn't help but be a little puzzled.
"You mean that corpse oil yin ghost, deliberately let us go?" I looked at the chief of the three waterways, frowned, and said.
The Sanshui Dao Chief nodded and said:
"That's right, this corpse oil yin ghost did let us out on purpose."
"Deliberately let us out? So what is he trying to do? Zhang Xiaoxiao said.
I thought about it, and suddenly, an idea crossed my mind.
"Unless, behind this corpse oil yin ghost, there is something important guarding that can't let us pass, that's why it's like this, let us come out!" I said guessingly.
The Sanshui Dao Chief nodded and said:
"That's right, I think so too, there must be a lot of things in this Dragon King Tomb that we don't know and haven't seen."
I looked at the chief of the three waterways and said, "What's the secret, I can't go back now." ”
The Three Waterways Chief let out a long sigh, and then said:
"This damn place, we'll at least be back!" "No, I don't want to come back a second time in this place." Zhang Xiaoxiao said suddenly.
I glanced at Zhang Xiaoxiao, and then said, "Okay, don't grind here, it's all out anyway, let's go back first." ”
As soon as they heard the word "go back", Zhang Xiaoxiao and the chief of Sanshui Dao didn't have anything to say, and then they returned the same way we came.
Walking and walking, halfway through, suddenly, not far in front of me, a vague figure appeared, I looked at it again, it turned out to be Shao Tianhao!
When I saw Shao Tianhao, I hurriedly beckoned to him and motioned for him to come over.
Shao Tianhao also hurriedly ran towards us from a distance.
"What's the matter, you guys came out of that dragon king's tomb, I've already arrived here, I don't know where the tomb is, I've gone around here." Shao Tianhao said.
I nodded and said:
"Yes, we also just crawled out of the tomb of the Dragon King, by the way, this is Zhang Xiaoxiao, and that is my master, the head of Sanshuidao."
As I spoke, I also introduced Zhang Xiaoxiao and Sanshui Dao Chang by the way.
"Good beauty, good Taoist, I'm a friend of Zhou Zhou, my name is Shao Tianhao, you can just call me Haozi." Shao Tianhao greeted him cordially.
"What, manuscript?" As soon as Zhang Xiaoxiao heard such a name, she immediately laughed regardless of her image.
I glanced at Zhang Xiaoxiao, and then said, "This is my junior sister, she will go crazy, don't mind." ”
Shao Tianhao waved his hand and said, "No." ”
As I spoke, I suddenly remembered something, and then hurriedly asked:
"By the way, how happened to her father in Zhang Yumo's house before?"
Shao Tianhao first made an "ok" gesture to me, and then said:
"By the way, that Zhang Yumo's father was ghosted, and later I found him in an abandoned hut not far away, and later helped him get rid of the evil on his body, and now he has returned home."
I was also happy to hear that the matter of Zhang Yumo's father had been resolved.
"Okay, now everyone is hungry, it's not too early, I'll eat in the city, I'll have a treat!" I said.
As soon as they heard me say that they were treated, Zhang Xiaoxiao and the chief of Sanshui suddenly became excited, and then walked straight forward without saying a word.
I looked at the two of them helplessly, and then followed behind with Shao Tianhao and went back to the city.
When we arrived in the city, it was time for lunch to eat, so we didn't pick it, so we found a fish restaurant and walked in.
"Boss, do you have any special features here?" I asked as soon as I entered the store.
Actually, I asked this when I entered the store, not to order these dishes, and besides, I don't have so much money to eat a luxury package.
The reason I say this is because it looks like a big guy and then these people will be respectful to you.
The boss looked at me like this, and then really licked his smile and said, "The best we have here is braised sturgeon." ”
"Sturgeon?" I looked at my boss suspiciously.
The boss smiled and said, "Farmed." ”
As soon as I heard about the breeding, I was relieved, and then said, "Forget it, I'll order something else." ”
"So, how about trying one of our new flavors of salted fish? Economical and affordable. "The owner offered to recommend.
When I heard this, salted fish, I immediately felt a sense of contempt, but when I touched the money in my pocket again, I had to say:
"Okay, then let's have two plates of salted fish to eat first."
The boss agreed, and then wrote down the menu and passed it on to the chef in the back.
Zhang Xiaoxiao, the head of Sanshuidao, and Shao Tianhao, I casually found a place in the store and sat down.
After waiting for a while, at this time, the two plates of salted fish were also served, and when I smelled it gently, it was indeed quite fragrant.
The dish has already come up, and we are all welcome, and we began to taste the salted fish, and sure enough, this taste is quite delicious.
Just as we were having a good time, all of a sudden, the boss next to me started to call, and I vaguely heard something.
"Hey, Boss Zhou, how much salted fish is there in your house, give me another thousand catties!" The boss said.
A voice also came from the other end of the phone:
"Don't worry, Boss Li wants salted fish, I must have it, so I'll send it to you."
With that, the boss hung up the phone.
I didn't pay much attention to it, and after watching the two plates of fish on the table in front of me be divided up by a few of us, I ate some more cakes, and my hungry stomach was almost gone.
After a brief rest, I was ready to get up and poof, where did the boss settle the bill.
"Zhou Zhou! Is that you? ”
At this moment, a voice suddenly came from behind me.
I wondered, who was calling me?
Thinking about it, I also turned around, and when I saw it, it turned out to be none other than the second fool, Zhou Zhihu!
I took a closer look at the two fools, this two fools can no longer be called two fools, I saw people wearing suits and leather shoes, ties, and hair oil, a picture of successful people.
"I haven't seen you for the past two days, why did it become like this?" I glanced at the second fool and said.
At this time, before the second fool could speak, the boss next to him stepped forward and grabbed the second fool's hand and said:
"Boss Zhou, you're finally here, sit down."
What the?! Boss Zhou?! Could it be that when this person called just now, the boss Zhou who called him was a second fool?
"Okay, two fools, you're still mixed up with a boss." I patted the second fool on the shoulder and said.
The second fool didn't dislike me, pulled a small bench, and sat down at my table.
"Hey, it's nothing, last time thanks to the antique you gave me, I bought some money, although I can't go to college directly, I still signed up for the adult self-examination this year, no, there is still a lot of time, I used the extra time, made a little bit of our family's secret salted fish, and let it be launched like this."
The second fool talked about his history of fame little by little.
I nodded, and when I heard the experience of the second fool, I immediately thought of a sentence, but because of the occasion, I didn't say it.
But Zhang Xiaoxiao next to her was not taboo at all, and said:
"Oh, it turns out that there really are nouveau riche who sell salted fish!"
Zhang Xiaoxiao's innocent image made us all laugh at once.
The second fool also smiled, then got up and said:
"You guys eat first, I'll treat you to this meal, and I'll settle accounts with him here."
I nodded and said, "Then you go first." ”
The second fool beckoned to me, and then said:
"By the way, Zhou Zhou, you wait for me in a while, I have something to do with you"
(End of chapter)