Chapter 39: Wow
"Once upon a time, there was a little gray rabbit who went to the forest to pick mushrooms and got lost." The big man turned his head, and then found exactly where Gray was in the tavern, and smiled maliciously at the bunnygirl.
Then, she met a little black rabbit. Then the little gray rabbit said to the little black rabbit, 'Brother black rabbit, how can I get out of the forest?' The big man squeezed his eyes at the little ash. Little Gray lifted his chin with one hand, raised his slender eyebrows, and made an interested expression, and the big man immediately seemed to be beaten with chicken blood, and his voice was a few decibels higher.
"The black rabbit looked the little gray rabbit up and down several times, and found that this little gray rabbit was so ~~~ beautiful, so his heart rose and said to the little gray rabbit: 'Do you want to know?' Then you've got to make me happy first. When the big man said "too beautiful", he deliberately exaggerated the tone, and stared at the little gray gray with his eyes, and the little gray gray pulled his hair with his hand, and re-combed the silver-gray hair scattered in front of him behind his ears, and lowered his eyes not to look at the big man, which seemed a little shy.
"Guess what the little gray rabbit did?" Dahan was very satisfied with Xiao Gray's expression, and asked a teammate sitting next to him, this teammate who was as big as him and three thick, immediately said very well, "How?" ”
The big man laughed: "Of course, let the little black rabbit have a good time." The big man's gaze circled around Ash's body a few times, and his teammates whistled together.
As soon as Bai Si heard this, he had already guessed what the big man was thinking. Lin Feifei on the side didn't seem to understand, and was waiting curiously to listen to the big man continue to speak.
"When the fun was over, the little black rabbit said to the little gray rabbit; You walk in the direction of the sun going down, and you're good to go. The little gray rabbit did as the little black rabbit said, and walked forward, and guess what happened? The big man grabbed the beer on the table, the bistro's signature drink, the rustling ice, and sure enough, half a glass of crushed ice was added to it, and the big man poured himself a sip and burped comfortably.
"How?"
"Hurry up."
When his teammates saw that he was selling off, they were very dissatisfied and urged.
"As a result, the little gray rabbit did not go out, and met a little blue rabbit again." Dahan once again returned his gaze to Little Ash, revealing an expression of a pig brother who wanted to beat him at a glance.
As soon as Bai Si found out, the smile that Xiao Gray had been wearing on his face was gone.
"Damn, where is the rabbit blue?" His teammates scolded, and Dahan slapped him on the head with his hand and replied, "What do you care about so much, I said that rabbits are rainbow-colored." ”
"Cheng Cheng Cheng, big brother, your rabbit is any color." His teammates hurriedly covered their heads with their arms and opened their mouths to beg for mercy, "You go on, don't pay attention to me." ”
Dahan continued, "What color did I just say about that new rabbit?" Oh, it's blue. The little gray rabbit asked the blue rabbit, 'Brother blue rabbit, how am I going to get out of the forest?' The blue rabbit looked at the little gray rabbit a few times, and felt that the little gray rabbit was too ~~~ beautiful, so he said to the little gray rabbit: "I told you that you can, you have to let me be happy first." The big man said exaggeratedly to Little Gray again, "It's so beautiful", but Little Gray lowered his head and didn't have any expression at all. Dahan didn't care either, and continued to tell his story.
"When the fun was over, the blue rabbit still said to the little gray rabbit, 'You go in the direction of the setting sun, and you can go out.' The little gray rabbit was helpless, but he could only continue to move forward. And guess what's wrong with the little gray rabbit? The big man grabbed another beer and took a sip.
"What color rabbit did you meet again?" His teammates immediately laughed and cheered him on.
"This time I met a hairless rabbit, haha." The big man pointed to a bald teammate sitting next to him, and the bald man immediately gacked and laughed. "Then, I didn't bother to repeat it, but the two rabbits were happy again, and then the little gray rabbit went out of the forest."
"That's it?" His teammates immediately expressed their displeasure with this anticlimactic ending.
Of course, it wasn't over, but when the little gray rabbit came home, he gave birth to a litter of little rabbits. Guess what color this litter of rabbits is? The big man asked his teammates, but his eyes were still staring at Little Gray Gray, obviously expecting Little Gray to ask.
"Black."
"The blue one, this one is the most distinctive."
"Damn, newborn rabbits must be hairless." The bald teammate answered Dahan's question with an affirmative face.
Dahan kept shaking his head, denying his teammates' answers.
"What the hell is it, you say." The teammates asked the big man with a curious expression.
"You know it's useless. Little Ash, do you want to know? "The big man finally showed his bald fox tail here.
Hearing the big man ask him, the little gray raised his head, and his face was already wearing a charming smile again, and he twisted his waist in a graceful posture and walked to the table where the big man was.
"Guest, do you want to have fun with me? You just say it~" Little Gray Ash stretched out a white and tender hand like a lotus root, put it on the shoulder of the big man, pressed it down gently, and the big man who was standing sat down on the chair. The big man stared at the plump chest of Little Gray Gray close at hand, not only his eyes were straight, but his tongue was bigger, he swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva desperately, and asked vaguely, "Really, can it really be?" ”
"Of course you can, my dear, how can such a small thing not be?" Little Gray raised one leg and stepped on the red high heels on the gap between the big man's legs, the hand on the big man's shoulder held up the big man's stubble chin, and scratched the big man's Adam's apple with the nails painted cardamom pink on the tail finger, the big man only felt a rush of blood, and wanted to reach out to hug the little gray gray's slender waist.
"It's coming." As soon as Bai Si heard a waiter beside him, he lowered his voice and said to another waiter next to him, with unconcealed excitement in his voice.
"Yes, every time I see the gray store manager, I'm so excited and looking forward to it~" Another waiter also replied in a low voice.
Bai Siyi wanted to use his hand to block Lin Feifei's face, which was looking straight at the side. Sure enough, the tavern is not the place where children should be.
Just as Bai Si shook his mind one by one, a change occurred.
"Your gray sister, I'll use you now." Bunny Girl Gray bent her knees, and with her red high heels with thin heels, she stomped hard between the big man's crotch and kicked the big man from the chair to the floor.
I heard the big man let out a scream that was not human-like, and immediately like a cooked shrimp, his hands covered his crotch, curled up on the floor in pain, and his body twitched and writhed uncontrollably.
Dahan's teammates watched this happen in amazement, and no one reacted immediately, until the big man on the ground snorted and squeezed out half of the word "catch ......" from his throat, and several of his teammates woke up like a dream, stood up suddenly, took out their respective weapons, and surrounded the little gray ash with a charming smile on his face as if nothing had happened.
The other guests in the tavern didn't see it well, so they pulled up their chairs, picked up the beer and dishes in front of them, and hid back for some distance to make way for the group of people, apparently intending to watch the excitement while drinking and eating.
"Stinky, you ......" The bald teammate hadn't finished scolding, and the second unexpected thing happened.
"Aha, do you have a group fight, your Grandpa Rabbit likes it the most." With the sound of clothes tearing, a voice completely different from Little Ash's sexy voice came out of Little Ash's throat, and a huge figure appeared in the encirclement, this huge figure blocked most of the slightly dim lights on the canopy of the tavern.
Bai Siyi and Lin Feifei raised their heads and looked at this huge bunny girl who had just finished exploding clothes with a demented expression, uh, Grandpa Rabbit, is this thing really that sexy and peerless little gray just now?
"Ahh
This is a three-meter-tall Grandpa Rabbit. The muscles on Grandpa Rabbit's body are distinct, the eight-pack abdominal muscles are clearly visible, and the tight-fitting bunny girl uniform that was just worn on Little Gray Gray can no longer wrap Grandpa Rabbit's broad and thick shoulders and pectoral muscles, and it is burst from the waist, leaving only a triangular piece of fabric on the lower body to cover the key parts of Grandpa Rabbit. Grandpa Rabbit's face looks six or seven points similar to Little Gray Gray's appearance, but it is much tougher than Little Gray Gray's facial line, and there is still a bright red lipstick on his lips, but the small dot on Grandpa Rabbit's nose has changed from pink to black. If there is anything exactly like the little gray gray just now, it is the two rabbit ears on the top of Grandpa Rabbit's head, the silver-gray half-length hair, and the cute little tail behind the buttocks.
Grandpa Rabbit kicked off the red high heels on his feet at will, and his toenails immediately popped out, like ten sharp hooks, and grabbed the floor of the tavern, Grandpa Rabbit moved his neck, "clicked" a few times, and said to the several players who were already stunned around him: "Come and make you Grandpa Rabbit happy, don't be stupid." ”
Bai Siyi's eyes were fixed on Grandpa Rabbit's developed pectoral muscles, looked at it for two seconds, and then looked down at his chest, Nima, how did he become Grandpa Rabbit is still bigger than himself. Bai Siyi tiptoed on tiptoe very unkindly, and glanced at an indescribable part wrapped in Grandpa Rabbit's triangular cloth, well, looking at the shape, it should really be a male rabbit.
"We, shall we go?" One of his teammates swallowed, looked up at the huge rabbit, which was more than a meter taller than himself, and asked the bald head next to him.
"Yes, why not, it's amazing, it's not a rabbit." The bald head glanced at the big man who was still curled up on the ground and couldn't stand up, and he was ruthless, and as soon as he said hello, he took the lead in attacking Grandpa Rabbit.
The battle ended quickly, and Bai Siyi didn't even see Grandpa Rabbit's movements. The rabbit dodged four different attacks in less than two breaths, and then it was the time for Grandpa Rabbit to unilaterally press the four people to the floor and rub them.
The tall rabbit grandfather bent down, scooped up the bald head that had been unconscious and unconscious from the floor, shook it a few times in his hand, and found that the bald head had indeed lost consciousness, just like throwing garbage, and threw the bald head back to the floor, straightened his waist, clapped his hands, and said "tsk" twice with disdain in his mouth.
"It's just this kind of garbage, and I still want to beat your rabbit grandfather."
"Aha, little gray gray can't have a lot of fun." Seeing that the battle was over, the guests who had retreated to the side immediately returned to their seats, as if they were afraid that their seats would be snatched by others. A few of the guests, who looked like regular customers, even joked with Little Ash.
"Yes, this kind of miscellaneous fish who dare to do things without knowing the situation is the most boring." Grandpa Rabbit put the tables and chairs on the ground where the players had sat back in their places, kicked the unconscious people and a big man who was still humming in horror to the door with his feet, and asked a waiter with an adoring look on his face to go out and call the chengguan. Seeing that he was answering the ridicule of the regular customers while sorting out the traces after the battle, it was obviously not the first time he had done such a thing.
"Who made our little ash so charming? It's a lot of trouble. Another regular customer raised his glass, toasted Grandpa Rabbit, and poured himself a sip of beer.
"These new idiots don't want to think about it, such a beautiful girl dares to open a tavern in this world, either the backstage is hard, or her own strength is strong, where can she get this kind of miscellaneous fish to tease." Another regular customer also made a toast to Little Ash, and took a small sip of wine with some melancholy.
Ash didn't reply, picked up the heels on the floor, and walked to the back of the tavern, hidden behind a door. After a few minutes, he changed into a bunny girl uniform, and turned back into the little gray gray that Bai Siyi had when he first saw him, and twisted his slender waist and shuttled back through the tavern, serving the guests with a charming smile on his face.
When a few cowboy-dressed chengguan arrived, they didn't even ask a word about what the situation was, and they skillfully threw the five people on the ground onto the carriage they were driving. It was really a carriage coming in, and the two iron horses, steaming from their nostrils and wheels under their hooves, were clearly not living creatures.
"A few brothers have worked hard~" Little Gray Ash held a tray in his hand, on which were placed a few cups of sassy ice that had been prepared long ago, and twisted his waist and walked towards the city management.
The captain of the chengguan was not polite, and took the lead in picking up a glass of beer, and several other chengguan team members also picked up the beer and began to drink.
"Business is good today." The captain of the city management leaned against the wall and said a word to the little gray ash.
"Yes, a few days ago, someone came out and found an A-grade ore mother mine, and there has been a lot of traffic in the city these days, so business is naturally good." Little Gray didn't leave immediately, and leaned on the bar counter on the side, his posture hooked up an alluring arc, and chatted with the captain of the city management.
"A-grade mother ore? I really dare to think about it. The captain of the chengguan sneered, obviously not optimistic about the authenticity of this news.
"Whatever, I just care about the business in my store, and I don't go mining." Little Ash fiddled with her silver-gray hair and replied with a nonchalant expression.
"Yes, Little Gray is so beautiful, if you dig it into a black rabbit, the city lord will feel distressed." The captain of the chengguan put the empty wine glass on the bar, and several other chengguan team members also quickly drank the wine in their cups in three or two sips, and also put the cups on the bar.
"Okay, there's still something to do, let's go, call us anytime if there's something." The captain of the chengguan raised his cowboy hat to the little gray gray, turned around and walked out of the tavern, and the other chengguan also greeted the little gray gray and followed behind the captain.
Little Gray looked at the backs of the chengguan for a moment, put the empty wine glasses on the tray, and turned to walk towards the back of the tavern.
When Little Gray passed by Bai Siyi's table, Bai Siyi clearly heard a few words from his mouth melancholy.
"Castle Lord, ......"
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