Su Jianqing looked up at the only narrow window of the single cell, the bright sunlight would shine directly into the cell every morning, Su Jianqing sat in the sun, lazily dozing, it was really a great joy in life to be in prison and live in a sunny house!

A happy event in life? Well, yes, at least, Su Jianqing thinks so.

This is the 151st day that Su Jianqing has come to this prison, and Su Jianqing's 151 years of youth have been wasted in prison like this, and Lan Thin wants to cry!

In view of the fact that Su Jianqing is an important suspect in EDC, Su Jianqing is treated differently from other ordinary prisoners, people have two release times a day, and Su Jianqing does not have one a month, how can he spend such a miserable life?

The prison warden seems to be a reasonable person, seeing that Su Jianqing was robbed at a young age, he was afraid that Su Jianqing would not be able to think about it in prison and do something stupid, so he gave Su Jianqing two thick books and asked Su Jianqing to pass the time!

Su Jianqing happily took the book, and finally had something to do to relieve his boredom, and looked down to see that the cover of the book had four big characters of "New Testament of the Bible", and then looked at another book, which read the four big characters of "Old Testament of the Bible...... Su Jianqing secretly scolded MMP in his heart......

The prison warden said righteously: "Young man, if you come, you will be safe, the sea of suffering is endless, turn back to the shore, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha, you can study and study these two Bibles more when you have nothing to do, convert to my religion, change your mind, and become a new person!" You're still young, you've been in prison for twenty years, and you're still a good man when you go out! ”

Su Jianqing looked at the warden in surprise, what you said is bullshit, the sea of bitterness is endless, turn back to the shore, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha, these are all Buddhist terms, what do you mean by giving me two Bibles?

Su Jianqing casually flipped through a few pages of the book, and found that the book was full of dense English words, Su Jianqing's mind suddenly exploded, don't you know that I am Chinese? Give me an English book, what does that mean? Let me spend my days in prison reading books?

Su Jianqing silently greeted the warden in his heart, but obviously didn't dare to say it, but begged the warden with a smile: "Uncle, you have pity on me, I don't know English, can you find two books in Huaxia?" I like to read, especially famous, popular, and classic novels, such as "Storm 2320......"

"Okay, okay, for the sake of you being so young and so eager to learn, I'll try my best to help you find ......" The warden was really amiable.

Two days later, the prison warden came to Su Jianqing's cell again with two thick books.

Su Jianqing happily took the book from the prison warden's hand, and when he saw the name on the book, Su Jianqing wanted to go up and give the prison warden a big ear scraper.

I want a passionate and exciting novel like "Storm 2320", what does it mean for you to give me two volumes of "Journey to the West"?

The key prison warden also smiled and said confidently: "This time the book will definitely meet your needs, I specially checked the Internet for your classic novels in China, which are both classic, famous, and good in sales, this "Journey to the West" is firmly at the top of the list, and it is said that it is still one of the four famous novels of your China, this time you can study hard, don't bother me anymore......"

The prison warden's words are unrefutable and irrefutable.

Su Jianqing was so angry that he could only swallow his anger and take two thick copies of "Journey to the West".

In the next hundred or so days, Su Jianqing was really bored, and he really had to read "Journey to the West". Su Jianqing is so big, he has watched Journey to the West comics, anime, TV series, and movies, but he has not read the original book of Journey to the West, but he didn't expect that in prison, Su Jianqing regarded "Journey to the West" as the joy of life.

Su Jianqing remembered that in ancient times, two cross talk actors said a joke in the Journey to the West TV series, saying that Monk Sha would only say a few lines:

"Master, Senior Brother is right!"

"Master, the second senior brother is right!"

"Master, Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother are right!"

"Senior brother, Master is right!"

"Senior brother, second senior brother is right!"

"Senior brother, Master and Second Senior Brother are right!"

……

I don't know if Monk Sha said these words, the original work is now in Su Jianqing's hands, Su Jianqing was idle to find Monk Sha's lines, but almost no lines were found in the original book, it turned out that Monk Sha in the original book was worse than Monk Sha in the TV series!

Su Jianqing studied Journey to the West over and over again, and actually read the funny charm of "Storm 2320" in the original book "Journey to the West", and Wu Chengen seven or eight hundred years ago was actually a joker and an old driver!

For example, in the eighth chapter of the original work, Zhu Bajie and Guanyin talk about life: this place is called Fuling Mountain. There is a cave in the mountain called Yunzhan Cave. There was originally a second sister in the cave (what the hell is the second sister egg?). ）。 When he saw that I had some martial arts, he made me a parent, and called me 'Reverse Chamen'.

No one could have imagined that in addition to molesting Chang'e, Zhu Bajie was Gao Laozhuang's son-in-law, and he was actually the inverted husband of the second sister!

In the twenty-seventh episode of the original work, the white bone spirit incarnated as a woman appeared to deceive Tang Seng, and Sun Wukong persuaded Tang Seng: Master, you recognize it! When Lao Sun was a demon in the Water Curtain Cave, if he wanted to eat human flesh, it was like this: or gold and silver, or Zhuang Tai, or drunk, or woman. If someone is so infatuated and falls in love with me (at that time, Teacher Chengen was so open), I will go to the cave and do whatever I want, steaming or boiling for use; I can't eat it, and I have to dry it to prevent the sky from being cloudy!

Later, Sun Wukong said something even more funny: Master, I know you, when you see his appearance, you must have moved your heart. If you have this intention, ask Bajie to cut down a few trees, Sha Seng to find some grass, I will be a carpenter, just build a nest here, you and him round the house, we all dispersed, but it is not a career? Why trek again and take what you have learned!

The funniest thing is the thirty-first episode of the original work, Sun Wukong scolds and fights with monsters: You have no eyes and can't recognize people. As the saying goes: Although the urine bubble is large, there are no catties, and the thallium weighs a thousand catties. They are empty and useless, they walk against the wind, they wear cloth, they plant fire, they have a soft waist, and they eat and eat uselessly. Our old grandson has been small since he was a child, and his muscles are joint.

What the hell is a urine bubble that is too big to be two?

The allusion of the sentence "Walking to resist the wind, dressing the cloth" makes people reverie, "I am flat-chested, I am proud, and I am the fabric of the country and province" is not to be counted from Journey to the West?

Su Jianqing found that Mr. Wu Chengen hundreds of years ago was a master of jokes and a master of humor, and he could fight with the modern "Storm Storm"!

Well, yes! Absolutely!

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Who is the author of Storm Storm? Why are you so underwhelmed!