Chapter 43: The Battle of the Ugly Man
"Go by yourself, do you want me to invite you?" The horned hunk is bound to win.
Mo Yan looked at the orcs who surrounded her, and subconsciously protected Long Xiaoqiu behind her, but the small movements were gentle that she had never experienced, Long Xiaoqiu grew up under strict discipline since she was a child, and her father threw her into the Dragon Valley when she was eight years old in order to cultivate her tenacious character, and she relied on herself for food, clothing, housing and transportation, and it was a full ten years. When she came out of the valley, the whole clan was shaken, because she was the first person to survive in the dragon valley for ten years in the thousands of years that the dragon clan appeared on the earth.
"I said the savage king, you really don't listen to the old man."
"Old man? Hahaha, what a joke, I advise you not to do the battle of trapped beasts again, otherwise there is only one way to die. "It's hilarious for the horned macho man to see Mo Yan call himself an old man at a young age.
"Trapped Beast Fight? Haha, let's talk about who the beast is? Mo Yan heard this equally hilarious word. It's clear that the other party is a beast, but judging from the current situation, he has become a trapped beast, which is really ironic.
"It's not you, is it me?"
"Don't forget who the real beast is, and only the beast will besiege others." Mo Yan replied deadly.
The horned hunk naturally knew that Mo Yan was mocking himself, and he became a little interested in this guy who was reckless in his tongue, and said.
"Good! No one has ever spoken to me like this, don't say that we are bullying you, then let me see how many pounds and taels you have, everyone stand down. “
The horned macho man retreated from those orcs, and wanted to go into battle in person for a while, this conjoined body who didn't know the height of the sky, Mo Yan had no chance of winning in the face of more than a dozen orcs, but now if he wanted to fight alone, if he had a chance of winning, Mo Yan would also give him a try. In this way, the words Mo Yan said were not all nonsense, and he finally won some life for himself.
It's just that he provided pills and prescriptions before, but after a long time, he couldn't make a casual sentence of agitation and ridicule, and then he realized that the orc in front of him turned out to be a face-saving guy, and he couldn't tolerate others saying that he couldn't do it.
"It's really a man who lives a face, and a tree who lives a skin."
Seeing that the other party was holding a bone axe menacingly, Mo Yan was not far behind, a three-foot long sword suddenly appeared in his hand, and the horned man couldn't help but show envy when he saw that Mo Yan had quantum space, but due to the special taboo of quantum space, he couldn't take it for himself, but the long sword in Mo Yan's hand could be snatched away, if he didn't give it, he could treat Mo Yan like those who were disobedient before, until Mo Yan emptied all the good things in the quantum space.
"Boy, the sword is good, where did it come from?"
"What? If you want it, if you have the ability, come and get it. ”
The horned hunk looked at the calm conjoined in front of him, and he didn't know the other party's path at all, the horned hunk was not a fledgling boy, and he was also battle-hardened, but the conjoined man in front of him felt very strange to him, obviously he didn't see any threat, but he was very calm, he knew that calmness was the most basic quality of a killer. He has also eaten a lot of those pretending to be low-key masters, especially those mechanical people, who talk and laugh with you one second, and the next second they may take out a gun and put it on their heads, like these examples of pretending to be pigs and eating tigers, orcs have suffered a lot.
Therefore, when the two armies fought, Mo Yan behaved so calmly, which made the horned hunk have to think about the lessons of the past, the so-called fear of snake bites once and well rope for ten years, the necessary back road must be prepared in advance.
"Come on, come here." The horned hunk said tentatively.
Mo Yan also said, "Come here." ”
"Come here!"
"Come here!"
The two of them circled around the middle of the venue several times, stunned, no one took the lead, and their inner activities were very rich, "If I do it first, it will expose the flaws, and I must not do it first." ”
"Brother, when are you going to turn around, you are dizzy." Mo Qi followed behind Mo Yan's back, and almost didn't spit it out, so he couldn't bear it anymore and asked.
And Long Xiaoqiu, who was on a plate, was also a little impatient, and the golden dragon whip sounded with a 'snap', and then rushed forward and shouted: "Two nerves, if you want to fight or not, let me get out of the way if you don't fight." ”
"Yo, the little ladies are quite energetic, haven't you tasted enough of Lao Tzu's power? If you don't be my lady, I can let you taste my awesomeness every night. ”
Long Xiaoqiu didn't have the same tongue as Mo Yan, seeing that the fierce man spoke lightly, his face was as calm as water, but those deep eyes made people tremble.
"It's really ugly and nonsense."
"How much nonsense do ugly people talk about?" Mo Yan looked at this cold dragon girl, she even scolded Mo Yan, he could bear it if he talked nonsense, but he couldn't bear it if he was ugly.
Mo Yan turned to Long Xiaoqiu and said, "I said that this beautiful young lady, it's better to name people by name, otherwise it will affect the innocent." ”
I thought that Long Xiaoqiu would change her mind after hearing his words, but she replied even more speechlessly: "I said that you two are really ugly and talk nonsense. ”
As soon as these words came out, I didn't expect Mo Yan and the horned macho man to be angry at the same time, and pointed at Long Xiaoqiu at the same time, and those who didn't know thought they were in a group.
"Say it again."
Long Xiaoqiu looked at the horned macho man and Mo Yan who pointed at him one after another, and he didn't do it for a long time, which proved that what he said was not wrong, so he smiled and repeated the emphasis again, and said.
"You two are really ugly and talk nonsense."
"I actually said that I was ugly, and I was going to kill you." The horned hunk and Mo Yan shouted at the same time, in terms of appearance, the horned hunk and Mo Yan have the same self-confidence, and the most important thing is that I don't know who gave them the confidence.
Mo Qi saw that Mo Yan suddenly turned against each other, and attacked Long Xiaoqiu at the same time as that fierce man, how did the battle of escape evolve into a battle of appearance guards, and hurriedly stopped Mo Yan and said: "Brother, you are mistaken, she is not our enemy." ”
"Those who slander my appearance are my enemies, and neither can the king of heaven." Mo Yan said that the tone of his words was serious, and he couldn't tell that he was joking, but he couldn't tell how serious he was, in short, it was incomprehensible.
The horned hunk didn't expect them to have such a big consensus on appearance, and said to Mo Yan: "You are right, you can kill but not humiliate, you can insult my strength, but you can't insult my appearance." ”
"Looks? Hahahaha, do you have a face? I think it's disfigured, I really don't know who gave you so much confidence. Long Xiaoqiu was not stingy with his adjectives.
Mo Qi knew that Mo Yan cared about his appearance, in addition to his sister, Mo Yan cared most about his face, in order to reduce wind and sun exposure, Mo Yan deliberately draped his hair to protect his skin, and also applied wet mud to his face to prevent snorting, so like this, no wonder Long Xiaoqiu would say that he was ugly. Don't give up
I remember that once a lander bullied Mo Yan and said that he was an ugly monster, and the next day there was a person's head hanging at the entrance of the village.
"Sister Long, don't talk about my brother anymore, my brother is really handsome."
"Handsome? Just like him? Can't people say they're ugly? What nonsense, let's go together. Long Xiaoqiu said disdainfully.
"Ahh It's too much of a deception! Without waiting for the horned macho man to attack, Mo Yan actually flashed his sword ahead of time.
The horned macho and the orcs were also confused, how did the round-up battle evolve like this, this face is faster than turning a book.
The sacrifice in Mo Yan's hand fiercely met Long Xiaoqiu's golden dragon whip.
"I ......."
The slightest spark came from the collision of the two weapons, and the piercing sound of 'Zizi' was not noticed.
"Brother! You're really fighting! Mo Qi found that Mo Yangang's moment was not light, and Long Xiaoqiu, who was shocked, took three steps back.
"Are you kidding? Again! ”
Saying that, he rushed forward again, seeing that Mo Yan was fighting with Long Xiaoqiu, he himself was messy in the wind, he thought he was narcissistic, but he didn't expect that there were people who were more narcissistic than him, and he was a little sympathetic at the moment.
The orcs watched the battle, and the horned macho man kept saying that he couldn't insult his face, and he couldn't sit on the side to collect the fisherman's power, otherwise how could he serve the people.
Then he yelled and said, "I'm here to help you!" ”
In this way, the three of them fought because of their appearance, and what was even more strange was that Mo Yan actually united with the orcs to besiege Long Xiaoqiu.
The golden dragon whip in Long Xiaoqiu's hand was like a spirit snake, and he used it freely, firmly blocking the attacks of the two of them.
Mo Yan suddenly turned in a direction between the horned hunk and Long Xiaoqiu, deliberately leaking a flaw, and at the same time blocking the horned hunk's view.
Long Xiaoqiu seized the opportunity, and swept towards Mo Yan with a fierce whip, the corners of Mo Yan's mouth raised, and when the golden dragon whip was about to arrive, Mo Yan came out violently, but the golden dragon whip did not change its track and went towards the horned macho behind Mo Yan, although Long Xiaoqiu could change the route, but she didn't.
"Smack!"
The horned hunk had an extra whip mark on his face.