Chapter 146: Continue to bully the cold night
Seeing that this guy in the cold night is still entangled in the problem that he is not on the king on S1, Wu Li, who can only play the glory of the king, has long been impatient:
"Don't talk about those who have and don't, we are here to replace you to guard Li Changsheng this time. ”
Blade glanced at Han Ye and Wu Li, shook his head with a smile, and said, "Even if you two defeated generals still want to replace me guarding Li Changsheng? Don't laugh at the dead, okay? Just the kung fu of the two of you three-legged cats, I'm afraid that if you encounter the enemy, you will be solved by others in less than three moves, right?"
Wu Li took a step forward, looked at the blade with sharp eyes, and said:
"Blade, don't be complacent. The two of us are not the same as we used to be. It's easy to defeat you, you'd better be playful and get out of here, or we'll blame us for being ruthless. ”
Han Ye also put down the previous argument, stood beside Wu Li with a serious face, and looked at the blade with an unkind look.
"So you mean, you want to fight me?"
Blade looked at the two men coldly.
Cold Night and Wu Li are at some level, and they are still two good hands who can pat on the back and steer the rudder when they see the wind. Now he must have taken refuge in Emperor Batian, and he wants to be promoted to the rank of lord again, since they are Emperor Batian, then they can't let the two of them get close to Li Changsheng, after all, he released a poisonous snake is only the beginning, and no one knows what else he can do next.
If something happened to Li Changsheng, he would definitely implicate the Long Governor's Mansion, not to mention that Dao Feng also felt that Li Changsheng had a bad temper, so he would not easily hand over Li Changsheng's custody no matter what.
"Then let's go out and fight, don't destroy the public property here!"
A cold night made everyone arrive at the door of the guest house, which was extremely spacious.
"Blade, look at the move!"
After Wu Li came to this door, he raised his fist at the blade.
Blade's right hand turned into a palm, fending off Blade's attack while returning fire.
Seeing this, Han Ye wanted to rush forward to help Wu Li.
Li Changsheng hurriedly stopped him, and opened his mouth to question Han Yedao:
"Didn't you say that your skills are not the same as before, why are you still fighting two or one? It's not a shame, I think you might as well compare with me. ”
Cold Night snorted coldly, feeling in his heart that what Li Changsheng said was right, he believed that Wu Li should be able to beat the blade, and if he really wanted to make a move, the Swart, Omo, and Seth behind the blade were not fuel-efficient, four to two, they did not have an advantage. It's just that when he heard that Li Changsheng wanted to compare with him, he couldn't help but be happy, and asked:
"Just you, say, what do you want to compare? League of Legends? I'll abuse you with one hand!"
When Li Changsheng heard that he actually mentioned the matter of the League of Legends again, he couldn't help but ask with a smile:
"Then let me ask you another question, if you answer, I believe that what you said is true, if you can't answer, then it is all false. ”
When Han Ye heard this, he waved his hand and said:
"You just say that I am the best in the world on a cold night, and there is no question that I can't answer. ”
Li Changsheng smiled and asked:
"May I ask if under a coconut tree, there are three animals, apes, monkeys, and orangutans, who can be the first to climb the tree and eat bananas?"
After listening to it on a cold night, he smiled calmly:
"It's too simple, and the apes and orangutans are too heavy to climb trees. Only the monkey weighed very little, so he was the first to climb the tree and eat bananas!"
Then no matter what Li Changsheng said, he was already boasting about himself.
"Hahaha, I guessed it. Sure enough, I'm the smartest in the world!"
"Stupid!" Li Changsheng scolded, "I'm talking about under the coconut tree, where are the bananas on the coconut tree?"
Swart, Omo, Seth and others on the side were already laughing.
On this cold night, there is really something wrong with the brain.
Seeing the three of Swater laughing like stupid people in the cold night, he was angry in his heart, he stared at Li Changsheng and said:
"I'm not convinced! You deliberately manipulated me!"
Li Changsheng looked at Han Ye coldly and said:
"No wonder you can be the king of S1 skateboarding shoes, IQ is really in arrears!"
Han Ye was very arrogant in his heart, and when he saw Li Changsheng actually mocking his IQ at this moment, he couldn't help but speak:
"Then I'll ask you a question, if you can answer it, I'll be good, if you can't answer, you just wait to be beaten by me!"
Li Changsheng smiled calmly, looked at him quietly and asked, "You just ask." ”
He is different from Cold Night, he doesn't need to brag about how powerful he is, because he is already invincible in the world in the pretending to force world.
Cold Night asked, "There are ten birds in the tree, shoot and kill one, how many are left?"
Li Changsheng asked rhetorically: "Are you sure that the bird was really killed?"
"Sure!"
"Is it a silent pistol?"
"It's not!"
"How loud was the gunshot?"
"80 to 100 decibels. ”
"That's a sore ear?"
"Yes!"
Cold Night was already impatient, "Get rid of it, you tell me how many are left, OK?"
"OK," Li Changsheng nodded, "Are there any deaf birds in the trees?"
"Nope. ”
"Are there any cages?"
"Nope. ”
"Are there any other trees on the side?" Are there any other birds in the trees?"
"Nope. ”
"Do you have any flowers in the eyes of the bird-hunters?
"If there are no flowers, there are ten. ”
The cold night was already sweating profusely, and the fight between the blade and Wu Li next to him was about to enter the decisive battle, but Li Changsheng was still asking.
"Have you ever met someone who is not afraid of death?"
"I'm afraid of death. ”
"Will you kill two of them with one shot?"
"No, it won't. ”
"Are all the birds free to roam?"
"Absolutely. ”
"If your answer is not deceiving," Li Changsheng said confidently, "if the killed bird hangs on the tree and does not fall, you will have only one left, and if it falls, there will be no one left." ”
As soon as the words fell, the three Swater onlookers had already applauded thunderously, and shouted in their mouths:
"Awesome!"
"Big guy is awesome!"
"Kneel for the big guy for two minutes!"
"Kneel for the big guy until his knees are swollen!"
And the cold night is almost dizzy, and Li Changsheng, a guy, doesn't play cards according to the routine at all.
Director, did you get the script wrong?
Li Changsheng looked at the cold night with a depressed face and internal injuries from his anger, and a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth: Do you want to trick me?
"How about it?", Li Changsheng stood with his hands behind his back, "If you don't accept it, I will abuse you until you are autistic today." ”
"Not convinced. "Han Ye was played twice by Li Changsheng at this moment, and he felt that his brain was in arrears.
He had to fight his face back.
"Okay, little boss, very skinny, I just like you to be so skinny. Li Changsheng decided to amplify the killing move, "I'll wait to do one more thing, if you don't dare to do it, then you can kneel down and call me grandpa, or go around the guest house to learn how to bark." ”
"Hmph, you've done it all, I'm sure I can do it too. Cold Night snorted.
In his heart, he has his own little abacus: Li Changsheng is young, although he is in a good position, he can only lift two hundred catties of rice or practice martial arts for a few years. He is tall and strong in the cold night, and it is not a problem to lift a weight of five hundred catties easily, and he is a professional security guard, he has practiced martial arts since he was a child, what Li Changsheng can do, he will definitely be able to do.
"Okay, then you see, I'll see if you dare to do it. Li Changsheng said loudly.
He walked into the grass, where there was a lump of ..........
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