Chapter 101: Don't Touch Me, Kiss Me
After a period of boring idle chatter, Zhengyuan Daoist finally recalled the purpose of coming to the Yongchang branch this time.
"President Gan, although it is the first time that you and I have met, the old woman was able to leave my message to you before leaving, so it can be seen that I can be regarded as a guest with a head and a face in your Yongchang Branch!" said Zhengyuan Dao Chang with his hands behind his back.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Gan Shuang, as the president of the Chamber of Commerce, naturally considered all aspects of the problem, "The old woman did explain it when she left, but ......"
"Huh?" Zhengyuan Dao Chang's face couldn't help but sink, "But what?"
"However, please take out your membership card and go through it by the way! After all, now that the management has changed blood, many details still have to be changed according to our habits!"
"What do you mean?" asked Zhengyuan Dao Chief, puzzled.
"Hehe!" Gan Shuang laughed dryly twice, and said: "According to the level of the membership card, I will arrange the reception staff of the Taoist!"
"Isn't my name worth a membership card?Not to mention that the old woman didn't just give me a brand, how can I have any membership card!" Zhengyuan Dao Chang's eyes widened angrily, obviously this was the first time he had received this treatment in the Yongchang Branch.
"Hehe, the brand is a membership card! There are no rules, and I hope that the Taoist will cooperate with the work!"
Gan Shuang's patience was about to be worn out at this time.
If it weren't for the fear of damaging the reputation of the Tianlan Chamber of Commerce, he would have jumped three feet with his own temperament!
What's more, there are Jiang Renbao and others watching from the side, and the other party is the top member. In any case, you must not be impulsive and cause irreparable consequences.
"Give it, give it!" Zhengyuan Daoist stretched out ten fingers, each finger was wearing a gift ring, he took out a silver-gray brand from one of the rings, and handed it to Gan Shuang.
However, Gan Shuang did not answer.
Zhengyuan Dao Chang looked unhappy, the flesh on his stomach had begun to tremble, he looked at President Gan Shuang, and saw that the other party's eyelids were beating wildly.
"What do you mean by that rotten shoe face?"
"Are you playing with me?" said Gan Shuang coldly.
"I'm sick!"
"You just found out!"
Be quiet.
Except for Gan Shuang himself and Li Lanzhi, no one understood how Gan Shuang, who was respectfully and respectfully a moment ago, changed his face in an instant.
"Is this how your Tianlan Chamber of Commerce treats VIPs?!" Zhengyuan Dao Chang threw the silver gray brand to the ground violently, and with a crisp sound, the brand was split in half.
"Malegobi, the old woman takes you as a treasure, and Lao Tzu regards you as dung! He is full of the lowest grade treasure and gift ring, who can show it to! I bah, a silver member is a wolf with a big tail in front of Lao Tzu! Who gave you the courage! Give you three breaths, get out of here!" Gan Shuang scolded people mercilessly.
At the moment, he didn't pay attention to Zhengyuan Dao Chief, turned around and walked towards Jiang Renbao's location.
"Little brother, let's continue with the previous topic!"
What is the most humiliating thing in life?
Zhengyuan Daoist hadn't experienced it before, so he didn't know, but at this time, he really felt it.
When you think you are great, but you are trampled on by others at will, the sense of humiliation in your heart arises spontaneously.
And it was shown at a glance in front of his master's daughter.
Zhengyuan Daoist felt that his face in this life was lost at this moment.
"Immeasurable Fucking Tianzun! Since you look down on me, then I'll impress you! Look at it, what is this!"
Then there was a thud, and an extremely heavy object slammed into the ground, shattering the floor to pieces.
Gan Shuang, who had just chatted with Jiang Renbao and hadn't spoken a word, had no intention of taking care of the fat Taoist priest at all, but he didn't want to suddenly feel a heavy demonic thought sweeping towards him.
This feeling is so familiar, exactly the same as the feeling that Jiang Renbao showed him, and even more.
"Look at what! I'm not afraid to stare out your dog's eyes! I'm showing it to my junior sister!" Zhengyuan Daoist was quite satisfied with Gan Shuang's reaction, and his anger instantly turned into a tsundere, he deliberately turned his back to Gan Shuang, blocking Ganshuang's sight with his fat body, "Senior sister, come and see, is this a valuable treasure!"
Li Lanzhi smiled secretly, walked to the side of Zhengyuan Daoist, and said after a while: "Hmm." count, and the grade is extremely high, although it has been eroded by endless years, there are still strong demonic thoughts in it. Senior brother is really amazing, such a rare thing can be obtained!"
"Hehe, there's more to here!" said Zhengyuan Dao Chang, patting the ten Nayako rings on his ten fingers.
"What!" a cry that had become out of tune due to excitement sounded in the ears of the chief of the Shogen province.
"Infinite Fucking Tianzun, Senior Sister, did you hear the animals barking?"
Li Lanzhi pursed her lips and smiled, and nodded.
"The Taoist ......"
"Huh?" Zhengyuan Daoist squinted and glared at Gan Shuang, looking displeased.
"Brothers......
"Who the has a brother like you!" said Zhengyuan Dao Chief.
"Daddy!"
"......" Zhengyuan Daoist was stunned for a moment, and even Jiang Xiaoyu, who was drinking soup, couldn't help but squirt out the soup in his mouth.
"If I had an unfilial son like you, I would have been angry and returned to the West!"
"Grandpa, you're my own grandfather!"
“...... Either I heard it wrong, or you're fucking crazy!"
And Gan Shuang's heart at this time was galloping with thousands of grass and mud horses, performance, performance, living performance, almost buried by Lao Tzu himself.
Malegobi, old woman, count you ruthlessly, and succeed in yin me!
No mortal is at odds with money.
In the same way, no monk would be at odds with spirit stones, spirit treasures, and secret methods.
Therefore, in the sincere voice of his grandfather, Zhengyuan Dao reluctantly walked to the seat of the guest.
"Grandpa, please take out the magic weapon just now and show it to your grandson!"
This time, Zhengyuan Daoist didn't say more, the president of a branch in the hall has praised himself to this extent, and he can't embarrass others anymore.
After all, the Tianlan Chamber of Commerce controls the business chain of the entire planet, if it really annoys the other party, the other party will simply break the jar and break it, and in the end, it will be themselves who suffer.
"Oops! I'm afraid this Demon Blade was a top-level Dao weapon back then! Demon Thoughts can still retain so much, and the excitation power contained in the Demon Ying Xuanjing is still very thick! Grandpa, this ...... This ......" Speaking of this, Gan Shuang actually cried excitedly, "You really feel so sorry for your grandson!"
“...... Damn Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, let's just make a price!"
"Grandpa, do you want a cigarette?" Gan Shuang took out a pack of cigarettes, only to see that the package said "Don't touch me, kiss me"!