Chapter 33: The Farce of Physical Examination
The elimination rate of the mechanical operation talent test is amazing, 46 students in the A03 class participated in the test, but only 18 passed, and the pass rate was less than 40%, you must know that the freshmen of the Assault Academy are the best students carefully selected around the world, and the talent of these students is much higher than that of most ordinary people, but only some students can pass the test and become real mechanical operators!
Su Jianqing's achievements have undoubtedly created a new history of the Assault Academy over the years, and after Arthur learned the news, he was so excited that he almost fell off the chair, hugged Su Jianqing for a moment's time, and gave Su Jianqing a big kiss on the head. The point is that this squinted old man hasn't brushed his teeth for more than a month!
Arthur informed the whole school of Su Jianqing's results, and the already famous Su Jianqing once again made the headlines of the school newspaper, and the school's major bulletin boards were plastered with Su Jianqing's record-breaking news, this time I don't know which pit betrayed Su Jianqing's avatar, Su Jianqing's photos also appeared everywhere in the school, and Su Jianqing has completely become a rising star in the spotlight.
In the next few weeks, Su Jianqing's departure from the dormitory has become a huge trouble, and in public, Su Jianqing has to be fully armed with sunglasses and masks, and he has become addicted to a big star on the street. Once it is discovered by everyone, it is a hug from front to back, followers and fan groups are overwhelmed, signing and taking photos are all trivial things, and even a beautiful woman publicly confessed to Su Jianqing, "I want to give you a big fat boy!" β
Su Jianqing suddenly felt the illusion of walking on the pinnacle of life, and the feeling of being famous is really good!
The record-high talent means that Su Jianqing's attention is also extremely high, and the requirements of the entire department for him are also extremely high!
Turtle Immortal Arthur has always regarded Su Jianqing as his baby, closer than his own son, and takes great care of him, Su Jianqing himself feels that he understands why Arthur tried his best to recruit himself, a student who failed the college entrance examination, although he still doesn't know why his information confidentiality level is so high!
Xia Haisheng of the programming department coveted Su Jianqing even more, but with a record-breaking mechanical operation talent, the possibility of Su Jianqing going to the programming department became even more slim! Xia Haisheng was in great pain!
The head teacher Jin Najin's mother's attitude towards Su Jianqing turned 180 degrees, Su Jianqing instantly changed from a "super waste material" in her mouth to a "super genius", and Jin's mother was a little disgusting to Su Jianqing's gentleness!
After Tang Bora knew Su Jianqing's talent value, he was a little suspicious of life, when Su Jianqing entered the school, the potential observation was done by Tang Bola, this boy who was not good-looking, lazy, and lackluster, actually had a talent value much higher than himself, and Tang Bola's mechanical talent value was only D+!
Tang Pola was still fierce to Su Jianqing on the surface, and he was ruthless when he beat Su Jianqing, but there had been an invisible change in his heart, which even Tang Pola himself didn't know.
After completing the talent test, before officially entering the junior mechanic assessment training, there is a simple assessment - physical examination!
This is the same as joining the army as a soldier, every student must pass the physical examination if they want to become a mechanic, but the physical examination index of a mechanic is not as high as that of a soldier! After all, a mechanic is not a soldier in the strict sense of the word, and if a mechanic is transferred to the army in the future, he will also need to undergo another militarized training!
The four big men in the 419 dormitory stood in front of a door of the physical examination center, faintly uneasy in their hearts, and the door was written "Body Surface Trauma Examination"!
The four of them walked into the examination room, where thick curtains were drawn, and in front of the desk sat a blonde woman with heavy makeup, and an intelligent robot stood beside her.
This blonde sister looks old-fashioned, but she is dressed up very "trendy", wearing a thick foundation, red nail polish, black hollow stockings, and high heels are more than ten centimeters tall!
Seeing Su Jianqin and the four of them coming in, the eldest sister looked at the four of them, and threw a good-natured smile at the four of them, and the four of them collectively felt goosebumps fall to the ground!
The robot put away the physical examination forms of the four people and prepared to start the examination!
"Take off your clothes! Don't be stunned! The eldest sister said coquettishly, her eyes focused on the handsome and charming Kai, and she actually threw a wink at Kai.
Su Jianqing, Tian Fatzi, and Zhang Yueyue looked at Kai in astonishment, and secretly felt that Kai was going to suffer.
Tian Fatzi seemed to have been prepared, and simply stripped naked, leaving only a pair of underwear.
Su Jianqing also did as Tian Fatzi did, stripped off to only a pair of underwear, and stood there naked.
And Kai was still a little shy under the staring eyes of the eldest sister, and twisted Nini off.
Zhang Yueyue, who has always been very aggressive, also moved a little slowly, and he didn't want to move when he took off his pants, and it seemed that the arrest of the last "hacker" had left a lot of shadows on him.
Seeing Kai and Zhang Yueyue's slow movements, the eldest sister said excitedly and with interest: "Do you two want me to help you take it off?" I don't mind! β
The eldest sister's words scared Kai so much that she almost took off her underwear, but after Zhang Yueyue took off her pants, she revealed a pair of sexy pink panties!
A strong man of more than 1.8 meters is actually wearing a pair of pink underwear? What the hell is this?
After the eldest sister saw Brother Yue's sexy pink panties, her eyes suddenly lit up; And Su Jianqing and Tian Fatzi immediately burst out laughing, the seventeen-year-old Brother Yue is really childlike!
However, this notice of physical examination came too suddenly, not only Zhang Yueyue didn't have time to change her underwear, but Su Jianqing and they weren't ready.
After all four of them were stripped naked, the robot began to detect whether there were huge scars on the bodies of the four people, and the eldest sister began to observe the bodies of the four people in more depth and detail.
Observe and observe, why does the eldest sister still hold a ruler in her hand?
The eldest sister quickly looked at Su Jianqing's body, and didn't seem to be interested in Su Jianqing.
When she saw Tian Fatzi's body, the eldest sister had a little doubt on her face, "Fatty, have you just returned from a vacation in Hawaii, or are you imitating the panda in Huaguo?" Why are the faces and arms so dark? β
It is rare that there is a stranger who does not call Tian Fatzi "Black Fat", the reason is that Tian Fatzi is stripped, his face and arms are as dark as Africans, but his belly and thighs are typical yellow skin.
In view of the fact that the eldest sister did not call Tian Fatzi a black fat man, Tian Fatzi was quite acceptable to the eldest sister and explained: "I didn't go to Hawaii for a vacation!" When I was a child, I was exposed to the sun for two weeks to cosplay a black African, and after two weeks, I became a black African, and my face and arms have never been white again! β
"Fatty, are you stupid? Nothing to do to cosplay a black man? Zhang Yueyue laughed at Tian Fatzi with a lot of mouths, "Auntie, don't listen to him, his face is actually blackened by fart......"
"Who's Auntie? Who is Auntie? Pink panties, who do you call Auntie? Am I that old? The eldest sister of the physical examination suddenly became furious, and waved a ruler and slapped Zhang Yueyue's thigh several times.
Zhang Yueyue screamed, jumped up directly in pain, jumped up and down all over the house in a pair of pink underwear, and the eldest sister persevered in chasing!
Zhang Yueyue begged loudly for mercy, and now they knew the role of this ruler.
Seeing Zhang Yueyue being beaten, Tian Fatzi was extremely happy, and got carried away and said: "Pink underwear, it's your IQ, it's almost 250!" Like this aunt, who is twenty or thirty years older than us, we can only call my sister ......"
After Tian Fatzi said this, he suddenly felt that something was wrong!
The next moment, with a "snap", a white mark appeared on Tian Fatzi's fat thigh, and then quickly turned red, and then it was burning and hurting.
The eldest sister's angry eyes seemed to be about to eat people, "Who is twenty or thirty years older than you?" Who's Auntie? Are you dead fat man becoming a spell on me? β
The eldest sister's target instantly shifted to Tian Fatzi, and the screams like killing pigs came from the physical examination room one after another! The other students who were still queuing outside the door were suddenly frightened and their thighs trembled and they didn't know what to do.
Under the training of the glamorous and moving "sister", Tian Fatzi and Zhang Yueyue became much more honest, and their buttocks and thighs were bruised and purple, and they stood there trembling.
With Tian Fatzi and Zhang Yueyue attracting firepower, the eldest sister of the physical examination did not have much time to get close to the handsome little guy Kai, Kai originally thought that he had escaped a catastrophe, but this was not the case!
The eldest sister of the physical examination put away her angry temper and regained her gentle and charming posture, "Next, let's conduct a 'digital anal test'!" β
WhatοΌ Digital anal test? What kind of moth is this?
Su Jianqing clearly saw that the cold sweat on Kai's forehead came out.
"In view of the performance of the four of you, I decided to go into battle myself, and the robots are very ruthless, but I am different! Enjoy the four of you! The eldest sister deliberately prolonged her voice when she said this, and there was a slight coquettish gasp in her voice, as if she had begun to enjoy it.
Tian Fatzi felt that his teeth were about to sour, while Su Jianqing felt that he was about to vomit!
"Let's go first! Your black face and white body make me look uncomfortable! "The eldest sister of the physical examination first unveiled the fat man's card!
Uh, no! It was the fat man's name that was named first!
Tian Fatzi has some understanding of the physical examination for conscription, and he has long heard that conscription requires a "digital anal test", and he is mentally prepared, he just wants to leave this ghost place as soon as possible!
Tian Fatzi walked in front of the eldest sister with righteousness and awe, and did not bother the eldest sister to do anything, took off his pants directly, turned around and aimed the chrysanthemum at the eldest sister!
The eldest sister is also counted as reading countless people, Tian Fatzi's little bird is not enough to arouse the interest of the eldest sister, and there is a beautiful man like Kai behind the key!
The eldest sister wore leather gloves and started her own movements!
I don't know if it's because I've been naked for a long time and I'm cold, or if Tian Fatzi has a bad stomach in the morning, after the eldest sister stirred twice in the fat man's body, a loud noise came from Tian Fatman's body!
"Woo......"
What kind of sound is this? This is the sound of gas excreted from a certain organ of the human body, which is a sound that men, women, the elderly, and children will make, a low-key and subtle, tactful, deep, and connotative sound!
It's just that Tian Fatzi's voice was a little loud, and the air pressure was a little strong, and Su Jianqing clearly saw that the eldest sister's bangs were raised.
"Flutter ......"
What kind of voice is this? This is the sound made when liquid is excreted from a certain organ of the human body, which is also emitted by men, women, the elderly, and children, but it can only be produced in a specific environment, a luxurious, noble, and majestic sound.
The golden liquid flowed down the eldest sister's fingers, and a turbid pickled breath instantly permeated the entire physical examination room.
Su Jianqing, who was two meters away, instantly covered his mouth and nose as if he had been poisoned, as if he was about to be choked to death.
The eldest sister of the physical examination wanted to die at this time, "Mom, you can take it away for me!" β
The eldest sister is really too close to the fat man, and the earth-shattering, weeping ghost and god's filthy breath can blow her hair, how deep should she be poisoned?
The eldest sister also wanted to cover her mouth and nose, but the golden Xiang on the glove made her embarrassed!
The eldest sister picked up the ruler and jerked at Tian Fatzi's buttocks, and the screams like killing pigs came from the physical examination room again!
When they returned to the examination room, everyone became silent. The eldest sister is not interested in anyone, and just wants to test them as soon as possible.
But the red Kai aimed the chrysanthemum at the eldest sister, and when he was toyed with in the shape of "picking up soap", he always felt that the painting style was wrong!
It turns out that no matter whether you are a rich and celebrity, a handsome man or a beautiful woman, at this moment, you are just a person who is embarrassed and embarrassed!
Su Jianqing's mind suddenly opened up, and he wanted to muster up the courage to ask the arrogant Jason next time, "How did you feel about picking up soap for others during your physical examination?" β
After some tossing, the four of 419 finally completed the physical examination, and when they walked out of the physical examination room, they were like recruits who had just been baptized by the battlefield, their eyes were foggy, their spirits were in a trance, and they felt that their bodies had been hollowed out!
A student outside the door quietly asked them, "Dude, is this physical examination good?" How did you get in for so long? β
"Do you think we're in a good state?"
"How do I hear a pig barking inside?"
"That's not the sound of a pig, that's the sound of me......"
The cadet was there.