You are such a man

Because the new female secretary looks very much in line with the mainstream aesthetics of human beings, the two-headed star has always been good-looking, so there is no need to mention it, and not only is her skin as white as snow, but also curvy. The most important thing is as the fat man said: "The original female soldier may not be as beautiful as this secretary, but that feeling is a piece of iron!" Look at this girl, it's different, feminine! This chick is so feminine! This is a super killer girl in an OL uniform! ”

That is, the "super killer girl" in the movie "King Haibian", indeed, the face of this secretary is a bit of an outline of playing a super killer actress. But before Xiao Baoshi could speak, the fat man's ears were twisted ninety degrees: "Fat brother, can I go back with you too?" You see, I'm so feminine all over! ”

"Yes, yes, we cats are the most feminine." The fat man didn't even dare to break free, and squeezed out a smile on his face to greet him.

Because the thousand cats twisting his ears are also holding a huge belly in one hand, but it is not a belly, it is a baby to be born.

Where do fat people dare to struggle? After all, the Chinese people still pay attention to not moving the fetus.

Seeing the fat man being dragged away, Xiao Baoshi said to the female secretary who wanted to introduce himself: "Super killer girl, don't tell me, what is your name, as long as you are still my secretary, then your name will be called super killer girl." ”

"As you wish, Your Excellency." The secretary smiled and answered.

The fat man was dragged back to the entrance of the USS Liberty 2.0 battleship by the ear, but the thousand cats had a stomachache and had to go in to rest. The fat man immediately became lively again, and shouted at Xiao Baoshi: "Big, how bad it sounds?" We have cultivated people, people who have read books, usually not so indecent, generally we call poop! Your Excellency, get out, get out, get out with your sister, I don't see it! ”

"Take care." Xiao Baoshi looked back at the fat man, Kryptonian sergeant, Angela, and succubus girl who were boarding the ship, and nodded at them, but only said these two words.

Then he turned back and said to the female secretary, "Let's go, take me to the convoy, and set off at once." ”

"Wait!"

Xiao Baoshi turned around, but saw Angela flapping her wings and flying high, rushing to a high place, her black wings were retracted, and she quickly flew down, and before Xiao Baoshi could react, she grabbed her hands and rushed into the air again.

In the air, the black wings wrapped the figures of the two men, slowly rotating and falling downward, and when they landed, the wings spread out and re-converged behind Angela's back, but their faces were already red.

"Take care." Angela whispered to Xiao Baoshi.

She then turned around and walked towards the Liberty 2.0 boarding hatch.

Xiao Baoshi came back to his senses and said to her back: "Don't worry, I will definitely live well, even for this kiss!" ”

As soon as the words came out, he felt that something was wrong, Angela stumbled and almost fell, she was afraid of many people, so she brought him to the sky, who knew that this Xiao Baoshi was a virgin after all, this is the first kiss of a person, he was stupid for a while, and he actually said it!

So Xiao Baoshi was also embarrassed, and hurriedly urged the secretary: "Go, go!" Come on! ”

In a moment, he got into the hovercar and slipped away.

And the fat man looked at Angela, who walked back with a red face, and jumped up with his belly in his hands: "I didn't expect you to be such a person!" While Liu Yiyi is not there......"

"Love is selfish." Angela is a person who dares to love and hate, so that she will not be squeezed by a few words from a fat man.

"You still keep saying that the fat man is heavy-mouthed, my thousand cats are no different from humans at all, understand? Although it is a silicon-based life, it is only those who are idle that they pay attention to this, and it seems that a thousand cats are human beings! I didn't expect the captain's thick eyebrows and big eyes to hook up with your winged one. It's really a world that is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient! ”

Sergeant Krypton leaned against the hatch and threw fried beans into his mouth: "No, it's Angela who pushed the commander backwards!" ”

"Sister Angela is so brave!" The succubus girl is on Angela's side.

This made Angela a little less embarrassed.

But the fat man touched his three-layer chin and thought for a while, then nodded, "Yes! ”

Then he looked at Angela, thoughtfully, and said again: "I didn't expect you to be such a person!" ”

Angela didn't even want to pay attention to him, and was about to enter the ship with the succubus girl in tow, but she heard the fat man behind her sneer:

"The captain treats you as a brother to life, but you are bent on how to ride him!"

"Boom!" This is the sound of the fat man being kicked by a roundabout kick and smashing the battleship on the side, and then he bounces back, and Angela slaps her leg again, "Boom! Rumble! Rumble! "It's still the fat man trying to smash the outer armor of the battleship, and the movement is made.

But at this time, Qianmao walked out, and Angela had to stop and said to Qianmao: "Screwing his ears all day long, I think you are screwing stupid!" How can flesh and blood compete with the outer armor of a battleship? Hum! ”

Then she pulled the succubus and went in, and the Kryptonian sergeant threw the last fried bean into his mouth, and also shook his head and sighed: "It's all bad, it's all bad, it's all to blame, sir!" ”

Leaving the overwhelmed thousand cats there, reflect on whether you really screwed too hard and screwed the fat man stupidly?

The fat man got up and shouted to the soldiers and other shipmates who were watching on the side, "Haven't you seen it?" Golden bell cover, iron cloth shirt, horizontal practice of the thirteen Taibao, you have to practice like this! I'm not afraid to tell you that this is going to be practiced, and the flesh will be sanctified, you know? As soon as it hits, the whole thing crashes through! ”

"Fat brother, I'll never screw your ears again!"

It's a pity that Xiao Baoshi didn't see this scene, otherwise he would definitely go over to mend the knife, so that the fat man could kneel on the keyboard at night.

At this time, Xiao Baoshi had already boarded the flagship of the escort fleet, and he, the ambassador of the war zone, was really legitimate, not just a name. The H291 mission wasn't just for his own personal reasons. Where would a person like Lucifer not take every step and squeeze Xiao Baoshi dry?

"Your Excellency, this is your itinerary list." The secretary pulls out the three-dimensional projection of the schedule document through the personal terminal.

Then she pointed to one of them and said to Xiao Baoshi: "As the ambassador extraordinary and plenipotentiary of the war zone, you should ...... on the establishment of embassies and consulates."

"Wait, I'm an ambassador in the war zone, not a national ambassador!"

"Your Excellency, you are so right, it is true that the ambassador of the war zone is not the ambassador of the country, and the difference is too great, for example, our giant scorpion galaxy itself has seven habitable planets; If you include the mining stars that are being developed, there are more than a hundred planets in the Scorpion galaxy itself alone; The defense range of the war zone includes the Giant Scorpion Galaxy, the Colorful Cloud Galaxy, the Catastrophe Galaxy, and the Lilong Galaxy, with a total of twenty-two habitable galaxies......"

"I was wrong, stop!" Xiao Baoshi immediately chose to admit it and did not let the secretary continue.

He suddenly realized that maybe the female soldier that Lucifer had sent to him before might be a good choice, at least the soldier's personality, a one-eye, and more straightforward. This curvy beauty, her smile is charming, her face is beautiful, and her attitude is extremely respectful, no matter what Xiao Baoshi says, she will answer correctly.

But after answering "yes" and "good", she will tactfully cite many examples and data to prove Xiao Baoshi's lack of common sense.

"Am I easy? I'm going to be in Binhai, I've just graduated from college, I'm handing out resumes everywhere looking for a job, and now I'm going to be an ambassador in the war zone! After Xiao Baoshi persuaded the female secretary to leave, he locked himself in the spacious cabin and roared, "Fuck, this is really on a thief ship!" This guy is darker than Brain Zero! ”

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