Chapter VII Changzhou Prefect
"Hehehehe, why do you kneel down for me, people are still young, and they are afraid of losing their lives."
Tang Tang stood on Huifeng's head with one foot, the flute on his side, sat down in the void, one hand still supported his chin, blinking a pair of big eyes, as harmless as he wanted, innocently made all the officials almost believe that it was not this little girl who was poisoned just now.
But when they saw the huge purple scorpion the size of a fist climbing on Tang Tang's shoulder, they no longer doubted that this little girl's simple and lovely appearance definitely contained a heart that had been plagued for thousands of years.
Hui Feng tilted up a horse's head and gave Tang Tang a look of disdain.
"You...... Who are you, are you not afraid of offending the entire Changzhou prefect? ”
Yang Fang gritted his teeth and spoke, he already felt the paralysis move up from his feet a little bit, the speed was very fast, he couldn't hold it anymore, but he still held on, not letting himself fall, and a layer of sweat beads appeared on his forehead, in such a warm and pleasant weather, the underwear had already been wet with sweat, as if it had rained.
"Cut~" Tang Tang rolled her eyes, and her uncivilized movements were a little more naughty: "The prefect of Changzhou is a fart!" ”
The corners of Shen Lingjun's eyes jumped, and he looked over with a smile: "Tang Tang, who are you talking about?" ”
Tang Tang flattened his mouth, there are two people in this world who can't be provoked, one is her master Nan Qifeng, and the other is Shen Lingjun, although it is not a grade, but Shen Lingjun has a black belly, not to mention anything else, just take an example, even an iceberg like Su Musha's facial paralysis makes Shen Lingjun obedient, are you convinced?
"Okay, the prefect of Changzhou isn't a fart, okay?"
Shen Lingjun also wanted to roll his eyes, is there a difference, is there a difference, ah?
"Antidote." Shen Lingjun decided to ignore the topic of fart and said again.
Tang Tang poked her chin with the phoenix flute, she hadn't played enough, her eyes squinted at Yang Fang, who was struggling to support, that means, there is still a kneel here.
"They are unreasonable to you, and Miss Ben is helping you teach them a lesson."
Look, what righteous words, Shen Lingjun almost thought that she was telling the truth.
"I heard Ah Feng say that you were researching Puppet Gu No. 2 last month?" Shen Lingjun saw through Tang Tang's kindness at a glance. ’
Where is it to help teach a lesson, it is clearly to find an excuse to do experiments!
"Then you want to let them go like this?"
"Who said that?" Shen Lingjun raised his eyebrows, "I only said to give me the antidote, not to give them the antidote." ”
When Tang Tang heard this, he wrinkled his nose and pointed at Shen Lingjun: "Insidious, cunning, with a pen on his back." ”
Shen Lingjun fanned the wind with her hand, but she didn't hear anything.
The officials kneeling on the ground looked at each other, what does it mean to have a pen on their backs?
Yang Fang's teeth were about to bleed, and he couldn't wait to scold a few times, grass, you two insidious, cunning and despicable women, are you still human, or are you still human?
If Shen Lingjun heard Yang Fang's heart, he might praise it, he was really Tang Tang's bosom friend, and the one who scolded was word for word.
"Huh? Huh? Yes? Oh......" In the quiet atmosphere, a voice, to be precise, a few confused monophonic bytes came from inside the yamen.
Everyone looked up together, and at some point, a person came to the door of the yamen.
When he saw this person clearly, Yang Fang was excited with a little helplessness, the corners of his mouth twitched faintly, and the officials lowered their heads facelessly, they were still kneeling on the ground, they couldn't get up, and they became more and more weak, and they almost fell down all over.
Tang Tang tilted her head and looked up and down, pouting, all the beggars she had seen were cleaner than this person!
The bird's nest-like messy hair almost covered the entire face, a handful of hair tails also emitted a suspicious burning smell, the face was covered with a layer of black color and could not be seen, and the three black marks on the forehead were scorched.
The eyes are unusually clean and clear, black and white, as if loaded with stars, bright and clear, like a child without a trace of impurities, and the most important thing is that there is a trace of confusion inside, which is easy to stimulate the maternal brilliance in a woman's heart.
Although the color of the clothes on his body could not be seen clearly, he could barely make out that the man was wearing a Taoist robe, the hem of the clothes was broken into strips and hung around on his body, the curled edges of the cuffs were jet black, he stood stunned for a long time, his neck turned around in a slow puppet-like motion, Tang Tang felt that he heard the sound of the 'click' chain when it turned.
Finally, his eyes were on Shen Lingjun, his dark eyes suddenly lit up, the light gradually bloomed, he rubbed his eyes and grinned.
Yes, Tang Tang lifted his eyelids to the sky, this prince was still one step away, and he rubbed three cat whiskers on both sides of his face, and he was worthy of being a person known to Shen Lingjun, with the same attributes, they were all felines.
"Spiritual ......"
Before Zhou Shaoqing could speak, Shen Lingjun showed a teasing smile and shouted.
"Shaoqing, pick it up!"
Shen Lingjun took two steps forward, and the corners of his mouth let out a smile of unknown meaning. Suddenly, his right foot raised and kicked at the package that Yang Fang had fallen to the ground at some point, and the package slammed into the person opposite, the force was fierce and domineering, the man looked at Wenwen weakly, and Tang Tang wondered if he would be killed directly if he was smashed.
The servants felt the wind whistling over their heads, and their ears were blown painfully, and at the same time they closed their eyes and scolded angrily in their hearts, Mom, yes, is this still a woman, is it, is it.
Yang Fang's eyes widened, and he relaxed in a hurry, and the whole person threw himself forward, almost falling to the ground, hanging diagonally on the long knife, and his knees were less than half a foot from the ground.
Under the different eyes of everyone, Zhou Shaoqing scratched his head slowly, and then slowly stretched out his hand to catch it easily.
Tang Tang blinked and looked at Shen Lingjun, yo, this young man is not bad, your dismount doesn't seem to be very smart.
Yang Fang's almost kneeling body also straightened up, look, this is their adult, the master who makes everyone happy and convinced!
The officials who knelt in a row also puffed up their chests in an instant, and there was a kind of arrogance that someone supported them exploded in their chests.
Looking at everyone's various expressions in her eyes, Shen Lingjun raised her eyebrows, she was dressed in fresh clothes with the light on her back, and she was radiant, no one saw the bad smile in her eyes, raised her hand and snapped her fingers.
"Bang~poof~" The sound is not too loud, coming from ......
Everyone looked at Zhou Shaoqing in the center of the smoke, the smoke was misty, and the Taoist robe was moving in the wind, if it weren't for the sloppy clothes and the indescribable bird's nest head, I almost thought that the immortals were going to ride the clouds.
"cough cough cough~" Zhou Shaoqing waved the cigarette in front of him, and when he appeared in front of everyone again, he wiped his snot and tears on his sleeves, flattened his mouth, and looked at Shen Lingjun with complaining eyes: "Ling'er, people hurt so much." ”
"Poof~" A mouthful of blood spurted out, and he fell directly to the ground and fainted.
It's not that Tang Tang's poison is too powerful, it's that he was scared by Zhou Shaoqing.
They are wise and martial, their aura is extraordinary, and Lord Zhou, who is in the wind of Yushu, how can they ...... How did it suddenly become such an indescribable appearance?
The officials really didn't have the courage to say the word brain-dead directly.
Yang Fang's eyes were dark, Mom, hurry up and stun him with lightning, and brainwash himself with all his might, this one is bubbling with snot, and his little eyes are resentful like a girl, and he ......
Yang Fang closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
The guy who is still holding the thigh of the woman in red is definitely not an adult in their family, absolutely not!
That's right, after Zhou Shaoqing had a grudge, he rushed over directly and hugged Shen Lingjun with a 'snap'...... thighs, face rubbing against her clothes.
"Ling'er, my relatives, you are closer than my mother, no, you are my mother." Zhou Shaoqing raised his head, blinked his big black eyes, and showed a flattering smile: "Lingyuan Dan's recipe was brought to me, right, right?" ”
Shen Lingjun watched his clothes turn from red to dark red, the corners of his mouth twitched, his smile became sweeter and sweeter, and he said with a smile: "Good, let's take a look at the gift that Lord Ben brought to you first." ”
This smile is too sweet, this tone is too soft, Tang Tang shivered, glanced at Zhou Shaoqing silently sympathetically, and said in his heart, you kid is finished.
"Uh...... All right. Zhou Shaoqing let go of Shen Lingjun slowly, didn't stand up, just sat cross-legged on the ground, and didn't dislike the dirty on it.
When he put his fingers on the box and was about to open it, he suddenly felt a deep resentful gaze, and turned his head with a cold back of his neck, and was stunned when he saw Yang Fang.
"Xiao Ling'er, what's the matter with them?"
"I don't know, it's probably practice."
Practice, practice your sister's skills! Yang scolded silently in his heart.
"Uh......" Zhou Shaoqing tilted his head and looked at it for a long time.
For a long time, when Yang Fang thought that he was about to fall asleep, Zhou Shaoqing finally said slowly: "Oh, then continue to practice." ”
Yang Fang stumbled on the soles of his feet, his hand slid down a few points, and 'Bang~' successfully fainted to the ground.
Zhou Shaoqing: "......"
Shen Lingjun twitched the corners of his mouth, sympathizing with Yang Fang for the time to breathe.
Tang Tang smiled and slapped his palms: "Haha, the Central Plains people in Changzhou Mansion are very funny." ”
Zhou Shaoqing suddenly turned his head to face Tang Tang, and a touch of sharpness like a blade swept through his dark and clear eyes, which was fleeting, so fast that Tang Tang thought he was wrong.
"It's this girl's poison, right?" It was Shen Lingjun who asked, and his eyes staring at Tang Tang did not turn away.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's a good thing they're fainting." Shen Lingjun waved his hand and motioned for Zhou Shaoqing to continue.
Zhou Shaoqing didn't understand what Shen Lingjun meant when he said that fainting was also a good thing, he opened the box in his hand with suspicious eyes, and when the box was exposed to the sun, Zhou Shaoqing's two black eyes were close to the inner corners of his eyes at the same time, and the person leaned back, and the gorgeous one also fainted.
Before fainting, an idea flashed through Zhou Shaoqing's mind, and he finally understood what Shen Lingjun meant by saying that.