Jiang Yi watched the TV series Magic Mobile Phone when he was a child, and he once fantasized about what he would do if he got a mobile phone like a stupid girl.

At that time, what he wanted was to become a flying man like Lu Xiaoqian, fight righteousness, fight injustice, travel through time and space, experience real history, and travel the world with those legendary mythological characters.

When he grew up, his mind changed, and if he got the stupid girl's phone, what he wanted to do most was to verify whether the stupid girl was realistic or not.

After the silly girl was full of energy, Jiang Yi beckoned to her:

"Silly girl, come here."

"What's the matter, Brother Jiang Yi?"

The stupid girl obediently came to Jiang Yi and stood still.

Jiang Yi looked at her bumpy figure and fair and delicate skin, and couldn't help but have a malicious smile on her face, and asked:

"Silly girl, what are you made of?"

The silly girl said sweetly:

"Silly Girl is made of an extremely elastic simulation material that is unrecognizable to the naked eye."

"yes, I don't believe it, I'd like to see how realistic you are."

Jiang Yi said and smiled, then stepped forward and stretched out his sinful hand to the stupid girl...... Then, poked her delicate little face.

Then he pinched her tender face with both hands and pulled it to the side, making the stupid girl's face a little deformed.

"Oh, Brother Jiang Yi, what are you doing? Don't bully stupid chicks. ”

The silly girl turned her head, trying to avoid his ravage.

Jiang Yi rubbed her face, carefully experiencing the soft and delicate touch, and found that it was the same as the skin of a real person, and it was really impossible to see any difference.

Although he wanted to see if the silly girl was really realistic, he finally gave up. Because silly girls have feelings, although in the early days this kind of feelings are still very weak and almost imperceptible, in the future, her feelings will definitely become more and more perfect, and eventually become no different from normal people, and he doesn't want to cause silly girls to feel bad.

In Jiang Yi's view, the silly girl is not so much a mobile phone, but a combination of magic weapons and monsters, which needs to be carefully cared for by the owner.

……

After chatting with the silly girl for a while, it was more than five o'clock in the evening in the blink of an eye.

After Jiang Yi let her transform into an Omega watch and put it on her hand, he drove his red panda to the Lanyi restaurant that Cheng Feng said.

The restaurant is small and elegantly furnished, with a band playing the keyboard and guitar, which flows slowly through the hall like a stream.

After Jiang Yi entered the door, he glanced around, and saw Cheng Feng and Shi Xiaomeng sitting not far away. There are already a bunch of Western dishes on the table, with a variety of desserts, seafood, vegetable soups, steaks and the like.

He walked straight over to the two of them and sat down.

Seeing Jiang Yi coming, Cheng Feng clapped his hands lightly and coaxed in an exaggerated tone:

"Welcome to our love saints."

Jiang Yi glanced at him and said nonchalantly:

"In front of you, a beast, who dares to call yourself a saint of love."

His words were very polite, but after Cheng Feng heard it, he was not ashamed but proud, and said proudly:

"It seems that my sister's strength has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and even you, the lover, have recognized my status as a love saint. Yes, yes, I am very relieved. ”

Jiang Yi complained:

"I think the speed at which you can change your girlfriend in the past few days is not very comforting, it's kidney deficiency."

Cheng Feng glared at him and feigned anger:

"Old Jiang, let's get acquainted with each other, if you dare to question my kidney function, be careful that I will turn my face with you. Don't dare to say anything else, with my brother's level, seven times a night is not a problem. ”

Several of them have been old friends for many years, and they can talk to each other openly and have no scruples, so it is normal to speak unceremoniously and lose a few words to each other.

Shi Xiaomeng looked at Jiang Yi's neck and couldn't help asking:

"Where's your neck brace?"

Jiang Yi says:

"My neck was fine, but now that it's completely healed, I'll tear it down."

As he spoke, he twisted his neck freely, signaling that the wound on his neck was healed.

Shi Xiaomeng nodded: "It's okay." ”

Cheng Feng didn't say anything more, but raised his glass and signaled to Jiang Yi:

"Come, let's celebrate Jiang Qingsheng's immortality, happy birthday."

Shi Xiaomeng knew that today was not Jiang Yi's birthday at all, so he asked suspiciously:

"What birthday?"

Cheng Feng said as a matter of course: "Regaining a new life is also a birthday." ”

Shi Xiaomeng nodded approvingly when he heard this.

Bite!

The three of them picked up their cups and touched each other, drank them all, and then began to eat.

Cheng Feng looked at Jiang Yi while cutting the steak in front of him and asked:

"Remember the surprise I told you that afternoon, did you guess it?"

Shi Xiaomeng on the side didn't give him a chance to play dumb riddles at all, and said:

"In the afternoon, we asked Fei Si to ask Lin Xia, and Lin Xia said that Yang Zixi is with Andy now."

"Then the madman concluded that Andy was going to eat here tonight, so he chose to have dinner here."

As he spoke, he looked at Cheng Feng again and asked, "Are you really sure he will come?" ”

Cheng Feng tilted his chin and said proudly:

"Of course, that grandson grew up with me, I understand him like an uncle knows dung, this is the kid's pickled girl base."

said and reminded the two of them again:

"When he comes later, you can watch the show, and I will settle the old accounts with him this time."

As he spoke, he chewed the beef in his mouth vigorously.

Cheng Feng and Andy already have some old grudges because of the pickling of girls, and now Andy is prying his friend's corner again. Cheng Feng naturally couldn't let him go easily.

After eating a few bites of pasta, Shi Xiaomeng asked suspiciously:

"Why do you say Yang Zixi is with him, it's not just for money."

Laugh at!

Cheng Feng suddenly sneered disdainfully: "Childish, what else can she do if she is not for money?" Is it for love? ”

As he spoke, he shook his head disapprovingly and continued:

"In my opinion, Andy and Yang Zixi are quite compatible, one is lustful and the other is seeking money, and when they come together, they each take what they need."

Shi Xiaomeng couldn't help but look at Jiang Yi's face worriedly when he heard this, afraid that Cheng Feng would say too badly and make Jiang Yi uncomfortable.

After all, Yang Zixi is the girlfriend of "Jiang Yi".

Jiang Yi's expression was very calm, because he knew that Cheng Feng's evaluation of Andy and Yang Zixi was very accurate. So he just calmly ate a prawn on his plate.

Cheng Feng is not completely heartless, he knows how deep "Jiang Yi" has feelings for Yang Zixi, and now that Yang Zixi has split his legs, Jiang Yi must be very uncomfortable.

And he invited Jiang Yi to the restaurant today, because he wanted to change Jiang Yi's concept of love, so that he could get out of Yang Zixi's shadow.

Cheng Feng looked directly at Jiang Yi with a serious expression, and said with a posture of a person who had come over:

"If you want me to say that you just take love too seriously, that's why it's so tiring to fall in love, and there are many ups and downs along the way. You must know that this is the material age, and the essence of the so-called love is nothing more than an equivalent exchange of pounds and pounds. ”

Listen to the advice of my buddy, forget about Yang Zixi from now on, and then start a new relationship. In this way, you will find that there are many beautiful girls waiting for you to love in this world. You shouldn't give up an entire forest for a crooked-necked tree.

Shi Xiaomeng couldn't help but glance at him, and said angrily:

"Okay, don't promote your fallacies, Jiang Yi is different from you, he is very serious about his feelings."

"What?"

Cheng Feng was unconvinced: "I'm also serious." ”