Chapter 342: Awesome my fart

Wake up with a hangover and it's a new day.

Tang Jiaren got up from the bed, washed up, changed into new clothes, pushed open the door, and stretched herself lazily in the sun, her mental state looked very full, neither like being hurt by love, nor like languishing after a hangover, it was called a radiant and energetic person.

Compared with Tang Jiaren's refreshment, the men in the courtyard looked very depressed, looking like withered, unkempt hair, drunk and hazy, and looking like the vicissitudes of life.

Duanmuyan held a huge wine jar and stuffed his head into the mouth of the jar. Hearing the movement of Tang Jiaren opening the door, he pulled his head out of the altar and looked in the direction of Tang Jiaren. There was a whirlwind in his eyes, and he almost threw himself up. He hurriedly closed his eyes, not daring to look again. As for the streamer tied to the eye, I don't know where to go.

Meng Shuilan was originally lying on the table, and when she heard the movement, she immediately sat up straight, grabbed a shoe that she didn't know who it was, and fanned it gently with a smile.

Meng Tianqing had already slipped under the table, hugging Qiu Yuebai's thighs and sleeping sweetly. The saliva dripping from the corners of his mouth flowed a small puddle on Qiu Yuebai's pants.

Qiu Yuebai had a cold face, sitting expressionlessly, not showing the slightest drunkenness. However, there was a peacock feather fan stuck in the back of his neck. The breeze is coming, and the peacock feathers are flying with the wind, which is quite interesting.

As for the ram Diao, he was wrapped in a thick quilt and fell asleep crooked on a chair. His nose was red, and I don't know if he drank too much or was frozen. Hearing the sound of the door opening, he slowly opened his eyes, looked at Tang Jiaren, and said, "I'm going to die." ”

Tang Jiaren was startled by him, and hurriedly rushed over and reached out to his forehead. Sure enough, the ram's Diao forehead was cold, and his body trembled slightly. Needless to say, it must have been infected with a wind chill.

Tang Jiaren hurriedly said: "Hurry up and prescribe medicine, I'll catch you." ”

The ram shook his head and said in a muffled voice: "Doctors don't heal themselves." ”

Tang Jiaren's eyes widened and said, "You, you, you...... Why don't you stumble? A slap on the forehead, "Annoying!" ”

The ram hooked the corners of his lips and hummed, "It's uncomfortable." ”

Tang Jiaren's eyes swept over the table, grabbed a pot of wine, shook it, heard the sound of wine, and aimed it at the ram's Diao mouth and poured it down.

The ram Diao's refusal is so weak and weak, but Tang Jiaren's Kong Wu is impressive.

The ram Diao struggled and kicked his legs, reminding Meng Tianqing.

He let go of Qiu Yuebai's thighs, crawled out from under the table, and when he saw Tang Jiaren, he was shocked and said, "What are you doing?!" ”

Tang Jiaren replied: "Pour wine." ”

The corners of Meng Tianqing's mouth twitched, and he said, "It seems to be pouring poison." ”

Meng Shuilan fanned her shoes and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I wonder if you have the feeling of watching a jackal woman force a beautiful man from a good family?" ”

Duanmuyan burped and added: "The little beautiful man wants to refuse and welcome, he is really a peach blossom with a human face, and he is very shy." ”

Tang Jiaren asked, "Can you see it?" ”

Duanmuyan shook his head and replied, "I can't see it, it's not hard to imagine." ”

Tang Jia said: "I think very right. ”

The ram wants to bite!

Meng Tianqing smacked his tongue and said, "If you pour it like this, can you kill people?" ”

Meng Shuilan said: "The Ram Boy once said that if there is a breath, he can save it." ”

Qiu Yuebai said: "Beauty, leave him a breath." ”

Half a pot of wine was gone, and Tang Jiaren let go of her hand.

The ram coughed so heartbreakingly that it was a heartbreak, but his complexion gradually improved. At least, there was color on the face. The ram said angrily: "I can't drink! What's the matter with your forced irrigation?! ”

Tang Jia said: "Yes, yes...... Is it a strong irrigation? You, you, you...... Your name is ...... Barking...... Call for rejection and welcome! ”

The ram Diao Diao was so angry that he wiped the wine on his face and burst into a foul mouth: "Fart! ”

Before the words fell, I don't know who let out a fart, it was so loud and smelly that it almost vomited blood.

I have to say that this fart also has the effect of sobering up, and a few people who are in a daze are sober up a lot in an instant.

Tang Jiaren pointed to Duanmuyan with one hand and asked, "You put it!" ”

Duanmuyan was wronged, threw away the wine jar directly, stood up, and said, "It's not Lao Tzu!" Hey? What about Lao Tzu's shoes? Who moved Lao Tzu's shoes? ”

Tang Jiaren swiped her finger and pointed at Meng Shuilan, Meng Shuilan flew out a wink and said, "How can it be so-and-so?" As he spoke, he shook the shoe again. Feeling that the taste was wrong, his eyes turned to his hand, his face changed, and he threw away his shoes directly.

The shoes drew an arc and went straight to Qiu Yuebai's face.

Qiu Yuebai stretched out his hand, grabbed his shoes, looked at them, threw them to Duanmu Yan, and said, "It's not me." ”

Meng Tianqing immediately raised it and said, "It's not me." Sniffing the smell, he leaned towards Tang Jiaren.

Tang Jiaren squinted at Meng Tianqing.

Meng Tianqing was slightly stunned, and changed his words: "Even if it's me." ”

Tang Jiaren's eye knife was a little sharper, and Meng Tianqing had to say: "Remove the first two words and the last one." ”

Tang Jiaren clapped her hand on Meng Tianqing's shoulder, and Meng Tianqing immediately said, "It's me." He looked at the others and smirked, "How's that?" Stinky enough, right? Decanting not? Hahaha...... This fart should only exist in the sky, and it is rare to hear it in the world. Smell the spirits, smell the ......"

"Poof......" Another fart was released, and the smell was really stinky. Not only that, but the fart seems to be poisonous, making people dizzy and almost unconscious.

A few people who were originally quite calm all wanted to spread around and avoid this smell, but they couldn't ...... Everyone knows that this fart was put by Tang Jiaren, even if it is for the sake of Bojiaren's favor, it is not easy to run for their lives, so they can only hold their breath and concentrate and close their sense of smell.

Meng Tianqing was talking, and it was not good to hold his breath directly, so he could only endure a burst of dizziness, gritted his teeth and spit out the last four words: "...... Through the ages. ”

Smell the spirits, smell the eternal fragrance. Cough...... So appropriate.

The four characters were prominent, Meng Tianqing rolled his eyes, his legs were weak, and he pounced on the table.

Tang Jiaren was taken aback and hurriedly went to support Meng Tianqing.

But I heard the ram say: "Poisonous!" After that, he wrapped himself in a quilt, shrunk in it, rolled over from the chair, and rolled to the side. As a result, it hit the trunk of the tree with a bang, and there was no movement.

The miracle doctors all said that it was poisonous, whether it was a joke or not, everyone should not stiffen up.

In the blink of an eye, Tang Jiaren was the only one left at the table.

Duanmu Yan, Qiu Yuebai, and the Meng family brothers were all far away from the table surroundings.

Tang Jiaren turned her beautiful eyes and looked over.

Duanmuyan immediately pretended to be looking for shoes, and said while coughing, "Where are the shoes?" What about shoes? ”

Qiu Yuebai leaned against the tree, pulled out the finch feather fan from the collar of the back of her neck, and fanned it gently, looking light and breezy. As for how he turned the river and the sea in his heart, it is unknown.

Meng Shuilan dragged the chair and walked into the distance with difficulty. It turned out that Duanmuyan's streamer tied one of Meng Shuilan's legs to the chair leg together. Every time Meng Shuilan took a step, the legs of the chair would make a drag sound on the ground, a little heavy, a little harsh. In the end, he simply picked up the chair, came to the tree, put down the chair, snatched the finch feather fan from Qiu Yuebai's hand, sat on the chair with one butt, and shook the fan in his hand twice vigorously to drive away the smell.

Tang Jiaren retracted her gaze and looked at Meng Tianqing.

Meng Tianqing had already vomited in the empty wine jar.

Tang Jiaren walked to the quilt, lifted a corner, and looked at the ram.

The ram Diao fainted.

Tang Jiaren sighed lightly and slapped a few times on the ram's Diao face.

Ram Diao Diao opened his eyes instantly and asked, "Am I still alive?" ”

Tang Jiaren nodded and asked rhetorically: "Are you afraid of poison?" ”

The ram sighed and replied, "I'm not afraid. That's it...... It's just that the taste is too strong and I can't stand it. Instead, he said pertinently: "I, I, I...... I'll show you, you're going to fart like this, you're going to ...... Yes...... It's going to die. ”

Tang Jiaren turned around and farted at the ram.

Everyone watched the ram Diao's little face, which was dyed a little red and dizzy from wine, instantly turned green, and then his eyes turned green and he fainted.

Tang Jiaren covered her nose and ran away, laughing heartily.

Meng Shuilan said: "I thought she would be depressed for a while, but I didn't expect it to be so heartless." ”

Qiu Yuebai said: "It's already excellent." ”

Tang Jiaren ran and began to cough. She pinched her waist with one hand, patted her chest with the other, and said, "This taste is quite chic." I've got to put my whole airtight bag in my fart, and whoever annoys me again, I'm going to pop the bag. Hahaha...... Ahem...... Hahahaha...... cough cough cough ...... ”

Duanmuyan put on his shoes and said, "This fart can kill people invisibly." If you find that airtight bag, fill me with a bag of fart. ”

Tang Jiaren asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

Duanmu Yan said: "The second brother's birthday is coming, this king can't go empty-handed." ”

Tang Jiaren pondered: "If you have this idea, I can ...... Raised eyebrows and smiled, "A little more cooperating with you." He raised his hand and shouted, "Bring me delicious food and drink!" ”

This posture, this appearance, is simply a mountain king!

The kitchen man was commanded, and immediately got busy.

The meal has already been prepared, but looking at Tang Jiaren's posture, it is better to prepare more safely.

In a short time, the meal was ready and the table was filled again.

Tang Jiaren pinched the ram's diao's nose and woke him up alive, gasping for breath.

Tang Jiaren patted Meng Tianqing, who vomited to the point of collapse, and said, "Don't vomit, it will affect my appetite." ”

Meng Shuilan said: "I'm really hungry." "Anyway, sit in a chair.

Tang Jia said: "You have eye." ”

Meng Shuilan covered her face and turned away.

Duanmuyan groped his way to the table and said, "Give Lao Tzu a bowl of porridge." ”

Tang Jia said: "Don't talk, go wash first." ”

Duanmuyan shut up.

Qiu Yuebai was very conscious and walked towards the bathroom. Others followed with heavy steps. Wangdong carried a new stack of robes and sent them in, then exited and went to the front yard.

Tang Jiaren was alone, occupying the entire table, taking a deep breath and eating.

Wangdong came to look for the autumn moon, but he didn't see anyone.

Tang Jiaren bit the pig's trotters and asked, "Something?" ”

Wangdong didn't want to give this matter back to Tang Jiaren, but when he thought that the woman in front of him was about to become the heroine of Qiucheng, he had to open his mouth and reply: "Miss Tang, someone wants to see you." ”