Chapter 44: Picking up the pace
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I was puzzled for a while, but seeing the solemn expression on the face of the chief of the three waterways, I also knew that this matter was definitely not easy to do!
"Master driver, don't hurry back yet, where are you selling buckets here?" The chief of the three waters said to the driver.
The driver was puzzled for a moment and said, "Bucket? There may be a farmer's market not far ahead, do you want to go? ”
The head of the three rivers nodded and said, "Go, the faster you drive, the better." ”
Shao Tianhao and I didn't understand what was going on, and at this time the driver had already stepped on the accelerator and ran towards the farmers' market.
When they arrived at the farmer's market, the chief of Sanshui hurriedly went inside, bought two buckets after a while, and then asked the driver to drive to a nearby toilet.
We couldn't figure out what the Sanshui Governor was up to, but since she had asked for it, we had no choice but to do it.
After arriving at the toilet, the chief of the three water channels ran inside with two large buckets.
"What is he going to do, he won't come to pretend to, right?" Shao Tianhao looked at the back of Sanshuidao for a long time and said.
I glanced at Shao Tianhao and said, "Who knows, since the head of the Sanshui Dao is doing this." There must be a reason for him. ”
After waiting in the car for a while, we saw the chief of Sanshui Road slowly carrying two large buckets full of feces and urine, and walked towards us
"Hold the grass, what are you doing here, really go and load two buckets of this." Shao Tianhao pinched his nose and said.
Smelling the special "fragrance", I also pinched my nose and didn't dare to speak, for fear that the smell would come in.
"Don't talk nonsense, Master Driver, take us back quickly." The chief of the three waterways got into the car and said to the driver.
The driver nodded, with a disgusted expression, but didn't say anything, then stepped on the accelerator, and then drove in the direction of the second fool's villa.
However, it was the driver who stepped on the accelerator violently, and the chief of Sanshuidao, who had just come up with two buckets of "food", had not yet sat down, and saw the feces and urine contained in the two buckets, and suddenly leaned back and splashed the chief of Sanshuidao.
Seeing the appearance of Sanshuidao, almost all over his body was covered in feces and urine, Shao Tianhao and I couldn't help laughing.
"Zhou Zhou, do you know, when I saw the Taoist like this, I thought of a common saying." Shao Tianhao said with a smile.
Before I could speak, I saw the chief of Sanshui Dao ask with a dark face, "What is the saying?" ”
Shao Tianhao looked at me and smiled, and then said something special: "I can't eat, go around!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, even the driver couldn't help laughing at this time, Sanshuidao glanced at me and Shao Tianhao, and then there was no way, and suddenly touched his hand towards me and Shao Tianhao's faces
"I'll make you laugh!" The chief of the three waterways said viciously while wiping us.
The dirty thing was wiped on the face by the head of the Sanshui Dao, and a foul smell suddenly came, and it suddenly made me and Shao Tianhao vomit disgustingly.
After a while, we finally came to the villa of the second fool, and at this time the second fool had already explained that the servants in the villa had gathered in the backyard.
"Master, thank you for your hard work, you drive the car to wash the car, when to call you and come back." I turned back to the driver.
The driver was also more sensible, and after listening to me, he drove away.
"Zhou Zhou, you call the second fool and ask him to count the number of people, and then let everyone stand by and wait for me to pass." Mitsumichi said to me.
I answered, and then called the second fool and explained this.
After the explanation, the chief of the three water provinces suddenly said, "You two help me carry those two buckets, and then splash them in front of the gate." ”
Hearing the words of the head of Sanshuidao, Shao Tianhao and I couldn't help but be surprised, why do you want to splash and urine in front of people's doors?
Seeing that Shao Tianhao and I were stunned, the head of Sanshui said again: "Okay, you two hurry up and say what I said, naturally I have my reason." ”
Shao Tianhao and I couldn't say anything, so we had to follow what the chief of Sanshui said, and splashed two buckets of dirt on the gate.
As soon as she finished splashing, at this time, Zhang Xiaoxiao suddenly ran back from behind, panting, as if there was something important.
"What's wrong? Take your time. I said.
Zhang Xiaoxiao didn't dislike that we were all Xiang, and she didn't ask too much, but her small action of taking a few steps back betrayed her.
"Zhou Zhihu asked me to tell you that there is one less servant." Zhang Xiaoxiao said after calming down.
I was also puzzled for a moment, looked at the chief of the three waterways, and suddenly didn't know what to do.
On the contrary, the chief of the three waterways seemed to have expected it, pointed to the large piece of Xiang splashed in front of the door, and said:
"I had already expected that this soul Gu was very powerful, but everything has a nemesis, and the characteristic of this soul Gu is that it is interested in these dirty things."
"Soul Gu? What is Soul Gu? Zhang Xiaoxiao on the side asked puzzled.
The chief of the three rivers took a deep breath, and then said slowly:
"The so-called soul Gu is actually a kind of Gu art, the people of Miao Jiang are good at using Gu poison, they can harm and save people.
And this soul Gu is to manipulate people, no, to be precise, it is a kind of Gu worm that manipulates ghosts, and uses control ghosts to do some things. ”
Hearing Chief Sanshui's explanation, I seemed to understand a lot, and I pretended to understand and nodded.
"Alright, let's quickly hide and wash off these things on our bodies, otherwise, that soul Gu will fly to your body and burrow into your body." Misui said the chief.
Hearing him say this, I suddenly shivered, and I couldn't help but speed up my pace and run towards a swimming pool not far away.
The three of us didn't even take off our clothes, and jumped directly into the pool of the two fools.
Seeing the three of us like this, Zhang Xiaoxiao next to her couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "It's really a grain of rat droppings, and it's a pot of porridge!" ”
I glanced at Zhang Xiaoxiao, and suddenly I felt the urge to smear her face with a handful of Xiang.
But at this moment, suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I suddenly saw something, flashing in front of the door.
"Master, it seems to be here!" I whispered, and tiptoed ashore.
We sneaked towards the door and looked inside to see what the figure was.
When we were about to walk to the door, we realized that there was a maid inside the door, and the picture was so beautiful that I didn't look good
"Hurry up, you two go to the side and stop her, don't let her run away, I'll go to her!" Chief Sanshui said to Zhang Xiaoxiao and me.
I nodded and said, "Okay, leave it to us." ”
After saying that, Zhang Xiaoxiao and I ran towards both sides of the gate.
"Bold and demonic, dare to do this again!" Misui Governor yelled at the maid who was concentrating on eating.
At this time, the maid also stopped what she was doing and looked at the head of the three waterways.
Looking at it, all of a sudden, the maid's eyes widened, and then she rushed towards the Sanshui Dao Chief.
At this time, the chief of the three water roads glanced at me and Zhang Xiaoxiao, Zhang Xiaoxiao and I understood the three water chiefs in seconds, and then stepped forward from behind, and Zhang Xiaoxiao joined forces to arrest the maid.
But what Zhang Xiaoxiao and I didn't expect was that this maid was very strong, and she threw me and Zhang Xiaoxiao away at once.
Zhang Xiaoxiao and I were thrown back several steps away, and finally sat on the ground, and before we could react to what was going on, the maid suddenly turned around again and came to us!
"Shao Tianhao, Master, help!" That's when I screamed in a hurry.
Before I could finish my sentence, the maid from years ago suddenly stretched out her hand to me.
Just when I instinctively closed my eyes and waited to die, at this time, I only heard a "whoosh", and when I opened my eyes again, it turned out that Shao Tianhao threw a wooden stick over, and just hit the maid's arm.
Seeing this situation, I hurriedly reacted, pulled Zhang Xiaoxiao to roll on the ground, and then ran towards Sanshui Dao Chang and Shao Tianhao.
"I'll go, why don't you come and save us!" I glanced at the three water chiefs and said.
"No, I haven't reacted yet, I'll settle her later." Misui said the chief.
I'm sorry, what do you mean I haven't reacted, when you react, I'm afraid that Zhang Xiaoxiao and I will already be dead!
As he spoke, he saw the chief of the three rivers take two steps forward, and then said, "The three of you will help you fight, and the rest will be up to me." ”
As soon as the third water chief finished speaking, he suddenly took out a piece of yellow paper from behind him, and then bit his finger and drew on the rune paper.
But at this time, the maid who was manipulated by the soul Gu didn't buy it, and rushed towards the Sanshui Dao Chief with her teeth and claws.
However, the head of the three rivers was still calm, as if nothing happened, and the little blood on our fingers went to draw the talisman.
The maid got closer and closer, closer and closer, and suddenly, Sanshuidao turned sharply to the side, and skillfully dodged the maid's claws.
The maid was unwilling to suffer, so she immediately stopped, turned around and rushed towards the Sanshui Dao chief again.
But at this time, the talisman in the hand of the chief of the three water channels had just finished drawing, and it was immediately attached to her forehead.
As soon as the rune paper was pasted on the maid's forehead, the maid suddenly stopped moving, and stood honestly.
Sanshui Dao Chang didn't stop, and then pinched a finger in each of his palms, and then slammed into the maid's middle belly acupoint, dove tail acupoint, Jizhong acupoint, Zigong acupoint, Tiantu acupoint, and Shenting acupoint.
After beating these acupoints, the head of the Sanshui Dao suddenly shouted at us:
"Hurry up and help, put this guy down, lift him up."
Zhang Xiaoxiao and I and Shao Tianhao didn't understand why Chief Sanshui suddenly asked us to do this, but we didn't have any doubts, and after hearing his words, we hurriedly stepped forward to help.
Shao Tianhao ran in front, and then carried the maid's head, and I carried the maid's feet.
Shao Tianhao and I hadn't just lifted the maid up, but at this time, Sanshuidao used his finger hand to hit the maid's Yongquan acupoint and insomnia acupoint.
After beating these two acupoints, the head of the three water channels suddenly said:
"Throw him into that pool, hurry, remember to remove that rune from the top of your head when you throw it."
I nodded, then glanced at Shao Tianhao, and after getting ready, I ran towards the swimming pool not far away.
When we arrived next to the swimming pool, Zhang Xiaoxiao, who was on the side, helped remove the rune paper, while Shao Tianhao and I slammed it and threw the maid down.
At this time, the chief of Sanshui also came to the side of the swimming pool, took the rune paper in Zhang Xiaoxiao's hand, and then recited the incantation:
"Yang Fu Yin fire burns, Yin fire and Yang water extinguish, pardon!"
Before the spell of the Sanshui Dao Master had just finished reciting, at this time, the rune paper in his hand suddenly burst into flames from below.
Immediately afterwards, the chief of the three water channels put the burning rune paper on the ground, and when the rune paper burned into ashes, the chief of the three water channels used his hands to get some water in the swimming pool, dripped on the ashes, and then pinched it into the shape of a small pill.
"Alright, drag her over." I said.
I nodded, and then, as the chief of the three waterways had said, dragged the maid closer to the shore, but did not let her out of the water.
At this time, the head of the third water pinch the pills made of the ashes in his hand, and then let the maid eat it.
Seeing this scene, I sighed silently in my heart, thinking to myself, if this maid woke up and knew that she had eaten Xiang and eaten this thing, would she still be able to eat.
After the pill was eaten by the maid, the head of Sanshui also seemed to be relieved, stood up, and said:
"Okay, let's wait here for a while, if you're lucky, that soul Gu worm should come out in a while, if you're unlucky, I'm afraid it will be difficult to deal with."
As he spoke, the Sanshui Dao chief sighed again.
I also understand that Misumichi was just turning around to talk to him, when suddenly, I seemed to see a figure in the corner of the wall in the distance!
The figure saw me too, and jerked back.
I was startled for a moment, and then hurriedly said, "Oh no, there's a figure over there!" ”
After saying that, I didn't care about any danger, and ran over there.
But when I got there, it was empty, and there was no one there.
"What the hell did you see, what did you do so fast?" At this time, Zhang Xiaoxiao and Shao Tianhao also rushed over.
I took a deep breath and said:
"Just now I saw a woman in a black coat, and right now, she saw me too, but in the blink of an eye, she was gone!" , is squatting on the ground, grabbing Xiang on the ground with his hand to eat! Listening to my words, the head of the three water provinces also nodded, with a thoughtful look, and then didn't say anything, and hurriedly walked over to the maid we had thrown in the pool before.
When we walked up to the maid, a gray, looming little bug crawled out of one of the maid's ears!
"Master, look!" I hurriedly pointed at the bug and said to the chief of the three waterways.
The head of the three rivers nodded, and then took out a rune paper from behind him again, and then walked towards the maid.
I saw that the chief of the three rivers walked to the side of the maid, and then slowly squatted down, and then wrapped the little insect with the rune paper he had just taken out.
The little worm that was struggling at the beginning was wrapped in the rune paper of the Sanshui Dao Chief, and suddenly there was no movement at all.
The chief of the three waterways took the little bug and walked slowly towards us.
At this time, the second fool who was in the backyard before also ran over.
Seeing the second fool coming, the third water chief immediately beckoned to him.
"Master, do you have anything to do with me?" The second fool came to the side of the third water chief and said with a smile.
The third water chief looked at the second fool, and then asked, "Have you provoked anyone recently?" ”
Listening to the words of the third water chief, the second fool frowned and thought about it carefully.
After a while, the second fool still shook his head, and said to the third water chief with a puzzled expression:
"No, there shouldn't be, I rarely provoke others, and I have no grievances with others, how can I mess with others?"
The third water chief sighed, and then said to the second fool:
"If you think about it carefully, could it be that you have inadvertently offended someone, or that you have offended someone in business?"
was asked by the chief of the three waterways, and the second fool suddenly became a little puzzled, frowned, thought for a long time, and finally said as if he had suddenly realized:
"I remember, I did meet a person recently, and that person wanted to mass-produce my salted fish through some illegal additives or something, and I didn't agree, and in the end it broke up."
The Sanshui Dao Chief nodded, and then said, "Then do you know this person's home?" ”
"I don't know where his house is, but I can ask him out." The second fool said.
Chief Misudo nodded. Then he said, "Okay, then you can ask him out today." ”
The second fool looked at the chief of the third water channel with a puzzled face, but the chief of the third water channel had saved the life of the second fool, and the second fool had nothing to say, so he had to contact the boss Zhu and make an appointment to meet in the evening.
I walked up to the head of the three waterways, looked at the worm he was holding in his hand, and said:
"Master, what does this matter have to do with that boss, does it mean that this boss can not do Gu magic?"
The chief of the three waterways waved his hand, and then said:
"It's not necessarily him who knows Gu magic, but it may also be his acceptance."
As he spoke, the chief of the three rivers slammed the rune paper wrapped in insects in his hand to the ground, and then quickly recited the spell, and the rune paper also burst into flames.
The insect was burned by the fire, and suddenly made a "scared" sound, and turned into black charcoal.
At the same time, the maid, who was still lying in the pool with half her body, also woke up as if she had choked on water.
"You go and comfort her first." The third water chief patted the second fool on the shoulder and said.
After all, it was his subordinate, and the second fool didn't have anything to say, so he stepped forward to comfort the maid.
There was nothing to do with us in the back, Shao Tianhao and I, as well as Zhang Xiaoxiao, rested on the side.
In this way, until the evening, the second fool finally set a location with that Boss Zhu.
"Zhou Zhihu, wait a while to meet that Boss Zhu, a few of us will pretend to be waiters, observe that Boss Zhu, and don't show your stuffing when the time comes."
The head of the third water channel explained to the two fools.
"Okay, don't worry." The second fool said briskly.
After saying that, a few of us set off in advance towards the set location.
When we arrived at the designated place, the two fools entered the box first, and the chief of Sanshui Dao and I pretended to be waiters, and Shao Tianhao and Zhang Xiaoxiao were responsible for watching the wind outside and responding.
After doing all this, we were in the box, waiting for the arrival of Boss Zhu.
About the appointed time has passed, but this Boss Zhu has not appeared, and I don't know what the reason is.
"Zhang Xiaoxiao, you go outside to see if anyone is coming." I called Zhang Xiaoxiao and said.
But before I finished the call, there was a sound of leather shoes and high heels clattering in the hallway.
"Hurry up and get ready, people are coming." The chief of the three rivers said hurriedly.
After saying that, Chief Sanshui and I hurriedly walked to both sides of the door, ready to greet us like waiters.
Sure enough, after a while, the door of the box finally opened, and it was a man and a woman, two people who walked in.
"Boss Zhu, I haven't seen you for a long time." I saw the two fools come forward to entertain.
This chubby Boss Zhu nodded and replied to the two fools.
At this time, Chief Sanshui and I also turned around, but at this time, Boss Zhu, and the woman that Boss Zhu was following with him, were carrying us behind our backs, and we couldn't see their faces at all.
But at this time, I looked at the woman behind Boss Zhu.
The woman had long hair, but it was pulled up, and she had a good figure, very tall, with high heels and a tight-fitting leather coat.
But the more I looked at this figure, the more I was a little puzzled, but I couldn't see this woman's face, and I couldn't confirm it at all.
At this time, I glanced at the second fool and motioned for him to let the woman turn around.
The second fool understood what I meant, and then said:
"Boss Zhu, let's discuss something with the two of us, you see"
The meaning of the second fool is obviously to spend all of us, so it seems that I can also see this woman's face.
This Boss Zhu nodded, and then waved his hand to the woman behind him, signaling her to go out.
Chief Sanshui and I went out early at this time, guarded the door, and waited for this woman to come out.
Then, the door opened, and the woman in the tight leather jacket stepped out.
At this moment, the woman inadvertently glanced at me.
At this glance, I immediately recognized this woman, the same woman I saw at the second fool's house during the day!
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