Xiao Han glanced at the ticket office not far away, and instructed Tang Xiaosan, "Little San." ”

"Minion." Tang Xiaosan went to buy a ticket.

The boats here are all double-occupied, so he ordered two boats.

Yan did not give up and got on the same boat with Tang Xiaosan very tacitly, and Yan Chuyao naturally took the same boat as Xiao Han.

They rowed, and the two boats soon reached the middle of the lake.

Yan Chuyao and Xiao Han each held a pulp, but she could feel that she didn't need to use too much effort to move the boat very quickly, obviously most of them used Xiao Han's strength.

And near them, they were already tired and sweating profusely, panting.

She angrily yelled at Tang Xiaosan: "Hey, you're still not a man?" Let me row a weak woman, but you are sitting there leisurely, do you know how to blush? ”

"Am I not a man? Do you have to ask this question every day? Okay, let me be a weak man today, and you be a woman, how about it? Tang Xiaosan sat next to her, his arms around his chest, squinting slightly, looking like he was enjoying it.

"I'll fuck you uncle, you sissy, when have you ever been a man, haven't you always been like this?" Yan didn't give up and couldn't help but scold him.

Listening to Yan Bu scolding him, he was interested, and his eyes were shining and he stared at Yan Bu Bu Dao, "My uncle is the same as me, do you want to too?" ”

"Die!" If you don't give up, you will be so angry that your face will turn green.

The man in front of her was enough to make her doubt life.

When a man reaches the point of Tang Xiaosan, it is the despair of women.

If all the men in this world are like him, I'm afraid that humanity is not far from extinction.

"I really don't know how your dad gave birth to you."

"You're wrong, it was my mother who gave birth to me." He pinched his orchid finger and retorted.

I want to vomit blood, "It's not easy for your mother to get pregnant with you, how many times do you have to ****** your father?" ”

Sweat!

She felt that the men in their family must be the same as Tang Xiaosan, and when it comes to passing on the lineage, I am afraid it will be difficult.

Unexpectedly, Tang Xiaosan was not angry, and he looked very proud, "So, my mother is very hard, she is busy when sowing, and she is also busy during harvesting, she is the greatest mother in the world." ”

Saying that mom is the greatest, I don't object at all to not giving up.

But listening to Tang Xiaosan's words was unusually awkward.

Yan Bu sighed, "Even if it's not easy, didn't your mother give birth to three children?"

"Where?" Tang Xiaosan glanced at her disdainfully.

Isn't it three? Is it four, or five, six......

Yan didn't give up and looked at Tang Xiaosan in horror, as if he had seen his father's miserable situation when his mother bullied his father, and his mother's hard work when she brought so many children.

"Your mother is really not easy, she must be very, very hard to give birth to your children."

As soon as Tang Xiaosan heard this, his face immediately showed dissatisfaction, and he stared at him and asked, "Did I tell you how many children we have?" ”

"Nope." Yan didn't give up and replied, "But you are a junior, your family must have at least three children, you say it's not three, then it must be four, or five, or six, seven, eighty, or ninety." The more I counted, the more I felt that these ten fingers were so insufficient.