The Little Theatre presents:

Today's June 1st, the friends who have appeared in the dark have come to the author's mother to ask for Children's Day gifts.

Lao Bai: I just want a normal eye, two can't do it, Mom, can you give one?

Shirakura: I want to collect my sister's seven eyeballs, summon a divine dragon, and fulfill my wish to destroy the whole world.

Me: I'm not good at math, I'll do the math, give Lao Bai a total of 8 eyeballs, and then Lao Bai you give 7 to your blank brother, and at the same time fulfill the wishes of both of you, how about it?

Old White, Blank: ......

Newly picked up little white brother Feifei: I want sugar, all kinds of sugar~

Me: Well, eat whatever you want, Mom will write you a ton.

Little Girl Ping'an: In addition to the head rope, any gift is made.

Ping An Dad: Smoking, a box of red pandas for 3,000 yuan.

Old driver: Come to the car, as long as it is not pedaled, it will be of any brand.

Me: It's more expensive than the same, but for your sake, I'm writing to you poor dolls, thank you.

Little Pheasant: Give me back my feathers.

Me: I've been blocked for several chapters because of picking your pants, and you still want your chicken feathers???

The dragon soul with only one back exposed: Can you change a sword for me?

Me: No, it's fashionable to use knives for sluts now.

Little Gray: In order for you to write my chapter next time you don't get blocked, you should give me a dress that won't explode when you transform.

Me: I've decided, I'll give you a natural rabbit fur coat with a little more fur on it, and the clothes won't be worn by you.

The ghost cries: I don't have anything to ask for. I just hope to add a talking function to this preserved egg.,It's strange for others to see me talking to myself.。

Me: This is the most well-behaved~ But, no, who has a mouth on the preserved egg, won't it stink?

The most beautiful Xue and Dai: Mom, we want adults, you know.

Me: I understand, and I want it too. There is only a mutated version for you, love or not.

Someone who hasn't shown his face yet: Change my sitting position. (Drain the air-conditioner)

Me: It's a mutated version, but it's better than the uncle next door. My adult, it's impossible to change your sitting position, why don't I ask Xiao Xuedai to rub your legs and beat your waist?

Xue and Dai: Oh mom, you're really our own mother, I love you to death. (Jumps at the adult)

Adult: I can't move, I'll freeze you to death with air conditioning.

Me: Ahahahaha......