Chapter 7: This TM is embarrassing
Chapter 7: This TM is embarrassing
Qingxia Pharmaceutical.
Side hall.
When Shen Lei came in, there were already many people lining up inside.
After glancing at the competitors who applied for the job, Shen Lei found that they were all tall and tall, burly, and fierce, which made people dare not approach.
"See, brother, the competition for positions is very fierce, they started as retired soldiers, at least five years of military experience, your physical condition is far from these people." The security guard who came in with Shen Lei said.
"Knock them all down and see how they compete with me." Shen Lei snorted.
The security guards laughed one after another, the main purpose of their follow-up was to see how Shen Lei made a fool of himself.
Seeing Shen Lei so confident, they were convinced.
"Brother, you don't have a small tone." In front of Shen Lei was a big fat man, who looked back and said happily when he heard the words.
This is a fat man of at least three hundred pounds, with a big belly, almost torn clothes, and a white and tender face, at first glance, he is the kind of person who has never done much physical work.
Wearing a famous brand, this fat man is not a person who is short of money.
And in terms of figure, this fat man should not be a retired soldier, and a person who came out of the army cannot be like this.
"My name is Li Hu, I am known as Fat Tiger, what kind of brother, what about you?" The big fat man looks like he is cooked.
Shen Lei said his name.
"Brother, look at you like this, like me, you came here to be a security guard, your motives are not pure, right?" Fat Tiger suddenly laughed.
"Impure motives?" Shen Lei wondered.
"Brother, we're both so acquainted, don't pretend you don't understand." The fat tiger showed an ambiguous look that all men understand.
"What do you mean?" Shen Lei really doesn't understand.
"Tell me honestly, which girl did you fall in love with Qingxia Pharmaceutical?" Fat Tiger leaned in and asked in a low voice.
"Are there a lot of beauties here?" Shen Lei's eyes immediately lit up.
"Of course, the female employees of Qingxia Pharmaceutical are well-known for their good looks, and if they take out any of them, they are all above eight points, and they are a well-known beauty company here in Jiangcheng." Fat Tiger gave a thumbs up.
Hearing this, Shen Lei was excited in his heart, but he quickly went on again, his good looks had nothing to do with his half a dime, this was his daughter-in-law's company, he didn't dare to steal.
"Brother, you're a big guy, I'm afraid it's not appropriate to apply for a security guard, tell me Brother Fat Tiger, which girl do you like?" Fat Tiger asked.
"I..." Shen Lei was about to speak, but was interrupted by Fat Tiger: "Brother, I think we are quite compatible, you look more handsome than me Fat Tiger, you can't crash." ”
Seeing the other party's nervous appearance, Shen Lei couldn't help but smile secretly, thinking that this fat man was quite cute, so he asked, "Then which one do you like?" ”
"The foreman girl at the front desk, I fell in love at first sight. Brother, first of all, let's say okay, there are so many girls here, I love this one with my fat tiger, you can't rob me. Fat Tiger said very concernedly.
"Don't worry, it won't crash." Shen Lei shook his head and smiled.
"Brother, which girl do you have a crush on? Dude has a plan for you. Fat Tiger breathed a sigh of relief and immediately asked with interest.
"Jiang Xueqing." Shen Lei lowered his voice and said.
The fat tiger leaned in and glared at Shen Lei: "Okay, brother, I can't see it, you are quite ambitious!" ”
"But to be honest, brother, listen to my advice from Fat Tiger, you better give up this dream." Fat Tiger's tone changed.
"Why?" Shen Lei asked.
"Are you really stupid or fake stupid, what is the identity of Mr. Jiang, are you chasing her? Can you catch you! Fat Tiger rolled his eyes.
"Dreams still have to be had, what if they come true?" Shen Lei remains optimistic.
"Hey, brother, if you can catch up with Mr. Jiang, my fat tiger will run naked around this Qingxia Mansion three times to cheer you up! Word! Fat Tiger said loudly.
The candidates in the side hall all showed disgusted eyes, they were looking for jobs and had a skill, so they naturally looked down on the dandies like Fat Tiger, and robbed them of their jobs for the purpose of picking up girls.
Soon, it was the turn of several people in front of Fat Tiger to interview.
The interviewer was a lean middle-aged man, Leng Xiuming, the captain of the Qingxia Pharmaceutical Security Brigade, with ten years of military experience.
He has a scar in the corner of his left eye, which was left when he was arrested for crossing the border, which is the glory of a soldier.
"Next." Sitting on the chair, Leng Xiuming shouted with a serious expression.
A young man walked up to him, nodded and flattered: "Captain Leng, hello, hello, I'm ......"
Leng Xiuming waved his hand and asked directly, "Have you ever been a soldier?" ”
"No, but I ......," the young man said with a smile.
Leng Xiuming frowned, and pointed to a boxing machine not far away, "Use all your strength to try it with one punch." ”
The young man prepared a basket full of mouths, but there was nowhere to go, so he had to walk to the boxing machine with a bitter face, clench his fists, and fight to punch.
Bite!
Punch power: 35.
"Fail." Leng Xiuming said expressionlessly: "Next." ”
A burly man walked up to Leng Xiuming with a steady step.
He was in front of Fat Tiger, and when Fat Tiger spoke to Shen Lei just now, he heard it clearly, but he remained silent.
At this moment, he still didn't say a word, but silently took out an army-green book from his arms and handed it to Leng Xiuming.
Leng Xiuming opened the military ID, his eyes showed a gleam, he glanced at the other party, and after confirming that it was him, he closed the military ID card and handed it back to the other party: "Shi Chadu, right?" You passed the interview, remember to come to work tomorrow. ”
"Don't I need to test my fist?" Shi Chadu asked.
"You have eight years of military experience, there is no need to test." Leng Xiuming said.
"I want to try."
"Please." Leng Xiuming didn't mind, he also wanted to see what the opponent's fist strength was.
Shi Chadu walked up to the boxing machine and clenched his fists, the muscles on his arms bulging up layer by layer, which was very exaggerated.
Bite!
Punch power: 97!!
This is a very exaggerated statistic, and many of the security guards and applicants present took a breath of relief.
It's Fat Tiger's turn, he hasn't been a soldier, so he needs to test his boxing power.
Bite!
Punch power: 75.
Don't look at the fat tiger's fine skin and tender meat, but in terms of strength, the advantages of the fat man are shown, even if he doesn't exercise much, he is stronger than the thin person.
"If you pass the interview, remember to lose weight when you have time, and the image of the security guard is very important." Leng Xiuming looked disgusted.
The fat tiger smiled innocently, stood aside, squeezed his eyebrows at Shen Lei, and cheered him on.
Leng Xiuming had noticed Shen Lei a long time ago, although this person's figure seemed very weak among the tall candidates, but the other party had a temperament that could not be hidden, which made him feel very familiar.
"You've been a soldier, haven't you?" Leng Xiuming asked.
"Sort of."
"Where's the military ID?"
"I didn't bring it." Shen Lei spread his hands and smiled bitterly, in fact, he didn't either.
Without Leng Xiuming's reminder, Shen Lei consciously walked up to the boxing machine and punched casually.
Fat Tiger is watching.
Leng Xiuming was watching.
Shi Chadu was also watching.
The security guards who had always wanted to see Shen Lei make a fool of themselves were watching.
Bite!
Punch power: 28.
Looking at the numbers on the boxing machine, Shen Lei was suddenly embarrassed.
This, this TM is embarrassing.