Chapter 31: The World Is a Book
Your whole family is reading the books you wrote: as an online writer, your books don't contain any violent content, write a few perverted characters, and code a few small yellow essays, so how can you do it?
You wrote a dark novel, but one day, your mother suddenly said to you, baby, the book you wrote is so scary, you need more positive energy in it! You are full of panic, you can only delete the outline and the manuscript of more than 100,000 words, all the bad guys have changed their ways, all the good guys have lived a long life, all the characters in the whole book are holding hands and dancing in circles, and the ending is a big harmony. Thus was born a fairy tale.
You've learned the hard way and decided to start a romance novel with your second book, right? As a result, one day, your mother-in-law called you into the room alone and said to you meaningfully: Daughter-in-law, why is the male protagonist in your novel not my son? That's not going to work. You are full of fear, so you can only let the male and female protagonists who are about to get married break up in a hurry, write your husband wisely and martial, and then forcibly stuff it into the book. In the first 100,000 words of the book, he fell in love with the heroine at first sight, got married in January, conceived in October, and had a happy family, and the whole play ended with a bad ending.
You think, it's okay for me to secretly write a few small yellow articles outside the station and post them anonymously on the forum to have a good time, right? As a result, one day, on your father's computer, you saw the browsing history of accessing your little yellow text. It turns out that the loyal reader who gave you a 500-word review on each of your little yellow articles was your father. At that moment, you were like five thunderbolts, and you could only be full of panic and delete all the little yellow articles you had written overnight.
Eventually, you decide to write under a pseudonym that your family doesn't know. But just a few days after relaxing, your eldest niece and second nephew, because your new pen name and writing are similar to the old pen name, feel that the new pen name is plagiarizing your aunt's book, so you hired a large number of water armies to blow up the book review area of the new pen name to avenge your aunt. The point is that these two bear children still came to you to ask for credit......
Item Efficacy: After using this item, the world around you will be forcibly distorted into a harmonious utopia for the duration of the item. All discordant actions and thoughts will be canceled as a matter of course.
The duration of this item, its radius, and cooldown are related to the following factors.
1. The total number of words in the online articles you have written. The more words you have in all your artwork, the longer this item will last after use.
2. The popularity of your online post. The more followers you have, the higher your collection, the larger the number of tickets, and the higher your ranking on various lists, the wider the scope of influence this item will be.
3. The speed and moisture of your online text. The faster the web text is updated, the less water there is, and the shorter the cooldown time of this item.
P.S. Slag who has never written more than 500 words in the exam cannot use this item.
Bai Si smacked his tongue as he read the book in one breath. Although most of the notes are nonsense, with the usual cold humor of this game world, from those two simple sentences of item efficacy introduction, Bai Siyi can predict how powerful a special prop this book will be if it is placed in the hands of a specific person.
As long as it is used well, this will be a real anti-heaven item that can achieve absolute defense. This is still in the case that the book has lost its soul, if the original owner of this book is still alive, and it happens to be a platinum-level god of a well-known book station, and this book still has the ability to attack, then this book is simply an invincible existence in the game that is even more invincible than the river crab king.
However, this book is so powerful, how did its original owner die?
Is it because of the break? Or is it because there is too much water? So the cooldown of the book is too long? Is there really a web writer who came to this game world, and then because he often cut off all kinds of water, he was glorious and hit the street?
Looking at the long nonsense at the front of the note, the original owner of this book is still a female writer.
As soon as Bai Si remembered that when the little pheasant was pressed to the ground and rubbed, he used a prop in the shape of a book to protect himself. It can't be this book, right? However, Lin Feifei's green onion just made him dance uncontrollably, and it didn't mean to hurt him. Later, she wanted to kick the little pheasant's ass, and the book thought that this behavior was discordant, so the book played a role, and let Lin Feifei shout to stop her, and she naturally gave up this discordant idea? In this way, the effect of this book is really amazing, and it can make everything develop without being abrupt at all.
Could it be that the world is a very discordant novel? Because the plot that happened after I entered the game was too violent and bloody.,So I was forced by the author's family to modify the outline and become the current comic look? Such an inexplicable thought suddenly appeared in Bai Siyi's mind, which startled Bai Siyi himself. She quickly shook her head and threw the terrible thought out of her mind.
However, I really can't see it, that chicken is not a scumbag, he can write an essay of more than 500 words, and he has published articles on the Internet. Fortunately, he is obviously not a person who can seriously serialize articles, so when he fell off the bridge, the book had not cooled down, and there was no way to help the little pheasant twist the fate of death, so this book with anti-heaven effect was still cheaper for the two sisters and brothers in the end.
Thinking of the last sentence of the note, Bai Siyi immediately understood why the book was blank in Lin Feifei's hands. She straightened her face, like a teaching director who had caught a student who had skipped school and surfed the Internet, and asked Lin Feifei seriously: "Your essay has never exceeded 500 words?" ”
Lin Feifei's eyes fluttered, but he didn't dare to fall on Bai Siyi's body, and said hesitantly: "I wasn't in good health before entering the game, and I didn't have much time to go to school, so I can't be blamed for this, sister." ”
"Not well?" Bai Si was stunned one by one, how bad is his health to make a teenage child unable to go to school? Bai Siyi looked at Lin Feifei carefully, except for the lack of a palm on his left arm, Lin Feifei looked ruddy, his expression was smart, and his personality was also very optimistic and lively, not like he was seriously ill at all.
"Yes, sister, I used to be in poor health, but after coming into this game, my body suddenly improved, and I was happy." Although Lin Feifei didn't look at Bai Siyi, he still nodded affirmatively. The boy's long eyelashes flickered, and he pursed his lips after blinking his eyes a few times, I don't know if he remembered something before entering the game, and his mood gradually fell, and he lost the joy of sharing the spoils with his sister.
"Is it okay now?" Although Lin Feifei said that his body was fine after entering the game, Bai Siyi still asked with concern: "Otherwise, let's go to the hospital for a checkup, right?" As soon as Bai Si thought of the hospital in the game, and wondered if the group of demons and monsters could see the illness before entering the game, his tone became hesitant.
"Don't worry, sister, it's really no problem. I've been sick since I was a child, and I know my body. Perhaps because of Bai Siyi's concerned attitude, Lin Feifei suddenly became happy again, with a mischievous smile on his face. This boy is like a little milk cat with a changeable mood and full of curiosity about everything, one second he is still scratching the wall and losing his temper, and the next second he may run to the owner's side, rubbing the master's leg and meowing and begging for milk to drink, "Okay, sister, let's not talk about this, there are so many points, let's divide one point." ”
Bai Siyi glanced at Lin Feifei deeply, it seems that this little boy is also a person with a story. But who in this world doesn't have a story? Bai Siyi didn't bother with Lin Feifei about his health problems anymore, and changed the topic according to Lin Feifei's words. She just kept this incident in mind, and planned to wait until she returned to the city to forcibly take the child to the hospital to register and check it, and that's it. Who made the two siblings also have points now?
"I do need points right now." Bai Siyi did not refuse Lin Feifei's proposal to score points. Although Bai Siyi is very polite and polite to outsiders, he will never be hypocritical with his own people. Since it has been decided to make Lin Feifei this sister, the two of them will be tied together in the future, and the two of them need to make the most efficient use of their points and improve the survival rate of the two at the same time.
"Transfer 1,000 points to me first, and we'll discuss the rest of the points, it's better to upgrade your ability or weapons first." Bai Si thought about it for a while, 1000 points should be enough for him to upgrade the Death Ball from the initial state to a level, Billy's advice to the two before leaving, she still clearly remembers that as a novice, it is much more practical for the two siblings to get their weapons and abilities out of the initial state as soon as possible, and then strengthen some basic attributes a little, than to buy expensive props indiscriminately.
Bai Siyi is just fed up with his pixel eyes, and it would be great if he upgraded the ball of death to change his eyes and increase the resolution, without having to dazzle her with multiple colors.
"Sister, half of the two of us." Lin Feifei directly transferred half of the points. "Anyway, I don't have enough for you, so you can just turn back." But looking at the boy's expression, it was obvious that he didn't plan to use his sister to use the remaining points to go back.
Bai Siyi did not refuse, and silently accepted the points transferred by Lin Feifei. Just as Lin Feifei said, as long as the two people are not separated, the points are the same for everyone.
Thinking that the two siblings could not be separated, Bai Siyi realized that there was one more important thing that had to be done.
"Feifei, let's team up first." As he spoke, Bai Siyi sent a team request to Lin Feifei.
"You have sent a team application to 'Little Fresh Meat who doesn't want to grow up', please wait for the other party's response."
Seeing the application for the team, Lin Feifei's expression became extremely strange, half of his face condensed into a twist, his eyes narrowed, and the eyebrows of the other half of his face were raised high, and his eyes were round, it was a shame that this boy could make such a difficult expression.
"Sister, this 'doll's good mother' won't be you, right? I'm going to be an uncle? ”
Bai Siyi then remembered that he still had a bad game name. In order to hide his embarrassment, Bai Siyi stretched out his hand and slapped Lin Feifei's head again, "What kind of expression do you have, hurry up and agree." ”
Lin Feifei hurriedly put away the funny expression on his face, replaced it with a numb face of "I'm a wooden man, I don't know anything", responded to Bai Siyi's request to form a team, and sent Bai Siyi a friend application.
"Little Fresh Meat, who doesn't want to grow up, joined your team, and now you're the captain. By default, the team allocation mode is free pickup, and you can change it with the consent of more than half of the party members. ”
"You've become friends with Little Fresh Meat who doesn't want to grow up, and you can see the player's brief information in the friends list."
As soon as Bai Si opened the friends list, there were already two friends in it. Lin Feifei and Billy's names are followed by a small red mark that reads "In Copy". Bai Si focused on Lin Feifei's name, and immediately a column of function buttons popped up, but all the buttons, including "Send Message", were gray and unusable at the moment. Bai Siyi gently touched the rivets on his clothes, thought about it, and thought that it should be related to the state of "in copy" behind the names of the two. Wait for the two of them to come out with a copy and try again to see if your guess is correct.
"Okay, now let's see what surprises this pixel eye will give us after the upgrade."
As soon as Bai Siyi taught her the method according to the proportions, she focused on her eyes and silently upgraded her weapon in her mind, and a prompt box popped up in her mind.
"Please enter the number of points you want to invest"
Bai Siyi hesitated for a moment and entered 100 points. Billy told her that the number of points required to level up is different depending on each person's abilities and weapons. Some abilities and weapons require more points per upgrade than other ability weapons, but the potential is correspondingly larger, while those that require fewer points will have less potential than other abilities and weapons, although it is easy to upgrade. Overall, each upgrade costs more points than the last, regardless of abilities and weapons.
Bai Si didn't know for a while, whether he should expect to upgrade with more points or less. The two siblings need points in all aspects, and if they invest too many points in the ball of death, the basic attribute enhancement of the two will be reduced accordingly.
"Successful Input" is a tooltip that talks about it.
Bai Si waited for a while, but no other hints appeared, and read the notes of the Death Ball again, and there was no change from before the enhancement, knowing that this point really did not upgrade her weapon.
"Throw in 100 points again" Bai Siyi repeated the previous operation, but her weapon was still not upgraded, and the note still said that the effect was Death Vision and Crying Child.
Lin Feifei sat on the side, seeing that his sister had not spoken, he became a little impatient, and began to twist his body on the bucket constantly, and wanted to ask Bai Siyi about the situation several times, but seeing Bai Siyi's serious appearance with his eyes closed, he still swallowed the words of inquiry back into his stomach.
"Throw in 100 points again."
I don't know how many times I repeated the operation, but finally a different prompt sound came into Bai Siyi's mind.