Wedge First Newspaper
What the? Yesterday, Mr. Yin got married?!
After noon, the city is still noisy.
Naturally, there is no shortage of vulgar people who love to be lively.
The weather showed no signs of getting cooler, and the owner of the meat stall erected a large shed in front of the stall.
Whether you buy meat or not, you can rest here in the shed, ask the tea boy from the shop next door to serve some coarse tea, and talk about the anecdotes that happened between the neighbors. Recently, the little daughter of the Yin family got married for the first time, and it has become everyone's leisure money after dinner.
"That's not it, the battle to welcome relatives that day, obediently, it's not as spectacular as once in a hundred years." Cha Xiaoer, who was on the beach next door, waved his shoulder, and his eyes narrowed into a slit. "I've seen it with my own eyes, and I've got a good spot ahead of me early."
"You can blow hard, it was clear that the two of us were forced to squeeze behind that day, if I hadn't dragged you hard, I wouldn't have known that you had been trampled on thousands of times." The master next to Xiao Er took a sip of phlegm and teased the kingfisher in the cage with a smile.
"Have you ever seen the bride's face? Yin Lao has hidden his daughter for so long, I'm afraid it's not a beauty? ”
When it comes to marriage, it is clear that it has nothing to do with themselves, but people like to talk about the bride's face, the groom's financial resources, and the bride price of the in-laws. You can't blame it, they are all laymen, and when they are full of food and drink, they just look at others and increase their sense of superiority.
Seeing that Xiao Er quietly came up, "I heard that he is ugly and can't see people, so he has not married until now." ”
Everyone laughed, "You slippery head, don't patronize and joke, if others know what you said today, be careful that the eldest lady finds someone to pick your skin and pull out your tongue, and crush your bones and ashes." ”
Xiao Er scratched the back of his head: "It's also the same, you can't joke about it." ”
"Then I don't know which family's Kuo Shao married which Miss Yin?"
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"Shhh ”
"It seems that Yin Lao's heart is very dark, and he wants to do a big business on the top" The person who spoke looked like a businessman, spit out a mouthful of tea residue, and his messy beard was stained with a lot of tea foam but he didn't care about it, and he felt that this person was sour between his eyebrows. "It's no different from selling women. In other words, others would never sacrifice their wives and daughters for these stinky copper plates. ”
"The Yin family has always been a scholarly family, even though the last two generations of family heads have been in business, I think Mr. Yin is upright, and he will never be so trapped!" The poor scholar pretended to be upright, but he could not hide the trembling when he held the cup. "Besides, I know that the daughter of the Yin family already has a heart, I'm afraid that your news is wrong."
"Phew, I see that you are a poor scholar, your mind is full of drama and literature, and the daylight is innumerable gold and silver treasures, not to mention the hundred spirits carved from ninety-nine eighty-one night pearls on the top of the sedan chair! Even the top sent No. 50 people to open the way, how could someone else get such preferential treatment? If it weren't for the one above, who would dare to be so arrogant under his nose? "Tea Xiaoer glanced at him, and snatched the tea in the scholar's hand in a daze.
The butcher only slaughtered the meat, occasionally echoed two sentences, and seeing that the scene was a little embarrassing, he hurriedly started a round: "People are rich and noble, and we rough people don't understand, just wait for the news that the kid is coming today, and we will know." ”
As soon as the words fell, the bell rang. The people looked towards the bell, and it was the boy who had the news, who had come down the street
"Express Express! Duan Dashuai and the daughter of the Yin family got married! Gentlemen are so lively, on a hot day, don't get out of the heat! ”
The tea boy hurriedly stepped forward and handed the scholar's teacup to the messenger boy, "Rest, rest, tell me who the Yin family is marrying?" ”
"Hey, I don't know yet! O Yama above us! No, you guys, take a look, the daily newspaper that came out of it, just did the ink! Our handsome man is indeed married, hey, this young grandmother Yin, ahhh, this young grandmother, the days to come can be long. ”
The person who reported the report was stunned and poured half a pot of cold water, then wiped his mouth, got up and made a gesture, and said goodbye to everyone with a smile. "Good luck, I sold the first afternoon newspaper, and I begged for tea to eat, it's really good to have a sun today."
For a while, in the originally noisy and noisy shed, there was no longer the sound of tea.
I only heard the butcher's knife fall and plunge it into the cutting board, and the pork bone snapped into two halves.