A few days after the team of educated youths led by Li Jin was dissuaded by Secretary Xiao to come back, everyone's mood was okay, and the person who sent the minutes came back and said that leaders at all levels attached great importance to it, and Huang Xiaomin's father also attached great importance to the problem of fraud, and said everywhere that they paid attention to it, but they couldn't get accurate news. Before and after going to bed, there was a dull atmosphere that had never been seen before: the electric lights were closed, the curtains were tightly covered by the windows, and the doors were closed. Those mosquitoes who seemed to know that their life was not long and flew into the house secretly flew around in silence, and they seemed to be so loud that as long as they bit people, they would be fierce, and they would not fly away, as if it was enough to be slapped to death. It's a little cool in the dormitory, but almost all of the educated youths only wear a little pants, some don't cover their faces with their backs, some lean over and expose half of their bodies, and some lie on their stomachs and press the quilt, allowing mosquitoes to bite, and occasionally hear a "snap" sound, no scolding only scratching. Few educated youths fell asleep, and the sound of squirming and turning came and went, which aggravated the boring atmosphere.

Xiao Bu'er came back from Ma Guangdi's house, quietly pushed open the door and entered the dormitory, tiptoed to Li Jin's bunk, saw him turn over, leaned up close to his ear and said, "Sister Zhu bumped into me on the road, tell me good news......"

"Don't affect others," Li Jin covered his mouth and whispered, "Let's go, go outside and talk." ”

Xiao Bu followed Li Jin to the door under the big poplar tree, there were a few bricks, as soon as they sat down, the mosquitoes that rolled into small balls immediately flew around the top of their heads, humming and humming.

"Fuck, I don't think these guys are so annoying when it's usually going well." Li Jin instructed Xiao Bu'er, "You go to the dormitory to get matches, and I'll go to the water house to pick up some grass, and by the way, pick up some artemisia seeds." ”

The two of them lit the wheat straw fire first, and when the fire was hot, they pressed the artemisia tree upward, and suddenly the smoke billowed and gradually spread near the big poplar tree.

"Brother, I came out of Ma Guangdi's house and met Zhu Amei, she said that the lights in the dormitory were off, and it was estimated that it would be ......."

"Oh, you don't talk much, dry it!" Li Jin impatiently cut off Xiao Xiao's words.

Xiao Bu said: "She said that her brother-in-law got the news from an acquaintance of the Shanghai Educated Youth Office, and it may be that the big leaders in Beijing received a petition written by some educated youths from Yunnan and Heilongjiang farms to return to the city to sign a letter, and they attached great importance to it, and said that some of what they said was reasonable, and they were being asked to conduct an investigation and discuss their opinions." Shanghai proposed that those secondary school students who go to the countryside can be given priority to return to the city......"

"Really?" Li Jin patted the little little one on the shoulder.

"Is this fake?"

"Great, it looks like our signed letter is working!" Li Jin was so happy that he almost jumped up, slapped Xiao Bu a few times, and said excitedly, "You kid has made a meritorious service, you have worked this signed letter!" Then he said, "Yes, Shanghai is right to do this, these people who come to our field are secondary school students, learning urban construction, chemical engineering, etc., everything, here for a lifetime hoeing, that's not a waste of talent." ”

"Don't care about waste or not," Xiao Bu said worriedly, "As soon as Sister Zhu leaves, it will be difficult to talk about the object of the two of you, and you will be fine!" ”

"No way, I know it."

"Don't be too confident, Brother Li!"

"It's a little bit, let's bet, if Ah Mei changes her mind and flies, I will crawl around you three times to learn how to bark!"

"Oh?" Xiao Bu put it on Li Jin's ear and asked mysteriously, "So sure!" Did you plant it? ”

Li Jin stretched out his hand and pulled Xiao Bu'er's ear: "Fuck, are you still talking nonsense?" ”

"Don't say it, don't dare! Ouch, it hurts...... "Xiao Bu promised while asking for mercy, Li Jinyi let go, he rubbed his ears and said, "These old Shanghai customers are looking forward to the end, no wonder they are all engaged in objects, just love is not married, as Wang Da said at that time, they are the best at running wheat fields, drilling firewood and stacks, and they will have to go through the formalities......"

"Don't fucking slander out there!" Li Jin sighed, "It seems that these educated youths in Shanghai still have strategic vision, and when Zhu Amei was with me, he guessed that this movement of going to the mountains and going to the countryside will have a clue sooner or later, unlike these earth cannons in our northeast, as soon as Company Commander Zhang called for taking root and getting married, Hula married dozens of couples, and most of them are miscellaneous and impostors in the ranks of the educated youth...... "He said and muttered to himself, "Shanghai educated youth, there is a cultural level, I am convinced!" ”

Xiao Bu asked: "As soon as Ah Mei returns to the city, you will follow you to Shanghai?" ”

"Dream on!" Li Jin picked the artemisia trees with a fire stick, and the fireworks were flourishing, "Then Shanghai can't enter at all!" The year before last, I followed Ah Mei to the Spring Festival to appreciate it, as soon as it was morning work time, you can watch it, waiting for the bus is crowded with people, people are pressing, riding bicycles is people by people, everywhere is people, fucking us Chinese can give birth and raise. There are so many educated youths in Shanghai, and there are not many people, and it is difficult for families to live in such a crowd. Some families of six or seven squeeze into large crowds during the day and come back to their own homes at night. On the bed, on the floor, on the bed, and on the bed, it is difficult to contact and transfer work into Shanghai. Ah Mei, her uncle and her aunt were engaged in the object of the university, when the graduation assignment, her uncle was in Shanghai, her aunt was in Ningbo, the children were six or seven years old, and they had been transferred for seven or eight years, and they didn't have a clue, not to mention that we were a grass people......

"So serious?"

"When I arrived in Shanghai, I found it difficult to breathe, like there was not enough air and there was a lack of oxygen." ”

Xiao Bu asked with concern: "What should I do then?" Can Sister Zhu go to our Wujin City? ”

"You don't have to worry about this," Li Jin didn't want to say more to him, but he couldn't help it a little and said it, "We discussed, one of them, it is best for both of them to get the procedures for returning to the city, and get married when they get out of the hukou!" ”

"Nonsense, huh?" Xiao Bu'er's eyes widened, "The household registration is pinched in the hand, there is no place, and everyone goes their own way, how to register?" ”

"On the night of the breakup, we moved in together, got married, wore saffron, worshiped heaven and earth, and asked you to give me Zhang Luo Zhang Luo ......

"What? Chop before play? ”

"It's hard to fucking come out of your mouth, it's really a donkey's ass that can't get a good word (painting)! This is called marriage first and then registration, and no one will say that we live together illegally......"

"Interesting, I'll be good!" Xiao Bu was a little worried, "Captain Zhang, they can't take care of it, right?" ”

"What's the matter?" Li Jin slapped his thigh, "This is called a special era, a special marriage, a special treatment, they are all fucking in their thirties, who said anything!" Don't be a little bit, you kid can keep it a secret for me! ”

"Promise, promise God!" Xiao Bu smiled and said, "Li Jin, if you really do it all at once, it is quite chic and meaningful, and you will never forget it for the rest of your life." ”

Li Jin smiled and said: "Yes, in the future, we can also tell our sons and grandsons stories, which is quite vivid and interesting!" ”

"Ouch-" Xiao Bu patted his thigh regretfully and said, "You kid is really, Cheng Zijuan returned to the city for a while, why didn't you give me this idea?" ”

Li Jin: "It's for you, I'm afraid Cheng Zijuan won't do it." How's the two of you doing now? ”

"It's hard."

"What's so hard? The idea is justified in getting married! ”

"Hey, she's not knotting! said that if I don't return to the city, I won't get married, and I will talk about it in a few years. ”

"Fuck, isn't that yellow?"

"I don't think so."

"Why not? You're not like me. Li Jin said, "You two have been in such a short time, Cheng Zijuan has returned from illness, there are slippery young men in the city, Cheng Zijuan is delicate, and she looks very delicate, you are a bear-like ball, it's hard to say." ”

When Li Jin said this, Xiao Bu was a little worried: "I'm good to her, can she still have no conscience?" When she was sick in the company, I fed her every day for 360 days a year, and after she returned to the city, I gave her food stamps, which was not enough to meaningful! ”

"How does she treat you?"

"She often mailed me things, and the letters also said that she was not in good health, and it was rare for me to love her so much, and every time I wrote to her, she read it several times. He also said that he often thinks about me in his dreams......"

Li Jin asked puzzledly, "The letter you wrote to her?" Where did you copy the love letters? ”

"No, it's not," Xiao Bu said mysteriously, "Don't hide it from your brother, those love letters were all written by Ma Guangdi for me." ”

"Ah, Ma Guangdi wrote it for you?"

"yes, you mean, he doesn't have much education?" "The love book is so good, humorous, funny, and if the girl read the letter, my heart will itch." ”

"Hahaha......" Li Jin looked up and laughed, "You two are really fucking capable of painting ghosts and foxes, and there are also people who write love letters to deceive girls' feelings." ”

"," Xiao Bu was a little unhappy, "how can you cheat on feelings?" The things that Ma Guangdi wrote were all written in my heart, and I just didn't want to write them. ”

"Ma Guangdi, a second-rate fart, has really caught up with a love expert, and after getting married, Han Qiumei has been coaxed around." Li Jin said, "So I said it's not a little small, you are in a hurry, keep an eye on it, and then you can make it if you have the conditions, and it will be enough to choke if there is a fluctuation." ”

Xiao Bu nodded: "What you say is still like the words of the eldest brother, and I often think so." How, you say? ”

"Back to the city, keep an eye on it!"

"Those who can go to school are admitted to university, those who can go through the back door go through the back door, Shanghai is going to implement the return of secondary school students to the city, which number one are we?"

"That's what I said!" Li Jin said, "The state may also want to implement a group of policies, and those who can't leave will stay here, maybe it's like you and me." So I have to come to the trick I said: learn and use Huang Xiaomin's father's trick! ”

"We can't say that my father is dead and my mother is dead. Besides, there is no final say in the city, and there is no way to do such fake procedures. ”

"You're a fucking big girl who wants to eat!" Li Jin said, "Fake here, we are wrong, and there is nothing to be sorry for if you make a mistake and leave, and now some Beijing educated youths have begun to do it......

"Really?"

……

"Oh-ah-heartbeat-this-what-fast-" Shanghai Zhiqing Niu Da opened his eyes and covered his chest and muttered weakly.

Li Jinyi turned over and lay on the quilt, his chin rested on the back of his folded hands and asked, "Dada, what's the matter with you?" If it's always like this, it's not good to go to the field hospital again and again, so hurry up and retire, right? ”

"Is it up to us to decide how to retire?" Niu Dada's right middle finger and index finger pressed against the artery of his left wrist, and he opened his eyes and said, "Platoon Commander Li, alas, you can touch my pulse, how fast it is pounding!" ”

"One hundred and four jumps."

The educated youths laughed coakingly, these days, he got up every morning and made a noise that he was one hundred and four jumps, everyone worked in the field and talked about it, and gave him the nickname one hundred and four jumps.

"Really one hundred and four jumps, so serious?" Li Jin asked.

Niu Da looked weak, walked to Li Jin's shop with his shoes in his pants, and stretched out his left wrist to Li Jin. Li Jin pressed his fingers lightly, looked at his watch, and sure enough, his heartbeat was very strong, and when the minute hand turned around, he said, "It's really one hundred and four jumps." ”

"One hundred and four jumps, you are so noisy just after dawn, it affects our rest!" Cheng Liuliu joked.

Niu Da grinned: "Don't be so uninteresting!" I have to go to the field department to see a doctor today, and I have to let the platoon commander know what I'm doing! ”

"Go ahead!" Li Jin said simply, "Don't just see a doctor, prescribe a diagnosis, and return to the city if you can." ”

"Long live Platoon Commander Li!" Niu Dada returned to his own bunk, put on his clothes with a snort and bared teeth, hunched his waist, covered his chest, and walked out slowly step by step, to go to the toilet.

Xiao Bu jumped out of the door and asked, "I heard that Shanghai is going to let you secondary school students return to the city." ”

"Alas—" Niu sighed heavily, "there is this news, and the narrative is different. Some said to go back if you need it, and some said that the conditions were relaxed, and the body was not suitable to go back in the Great Northern Wilderness, so wait. ”

Xiao Bu saw that there was no one behind him, and asked quietly: "You always run to the hospital, is it easy to get the diagnosis certificate for retirement?" ”

"I'm not fake, Platoon Commander Li touched my pulse just now, you kid don't do this." Niu looked at Xiao Bu with great vigilance, "Yes, yes, don't talk nonsense about me." ”

"That's the kind of person we guys?"

"Do you want to fake sick retirement?" The cow is loud and very quiet.

"Yes," replied the little one, "please give me an idea, and help me." ”

Niu Dada said: "You will follow me to the field department in a while, and I will give you a trick, maybe you can get a medical certificate for retirement." ”

"Really?"

"We talk a lot, and we always count."

Xiao Bu took a step forward and grabbed Niu Dada's arm: "If it can be done, I will treat you, and I will never forget you for the rest of my life!" ”

"Hey," Niu Da asked with a pout, "why can't you forget the law?" ”

Xiao Bu was impassioned: "Your brother knows, if you want something, we are almost proletarians, and we will give everything except for the old waist who is not married." Also, I'm a little diligent and energetic, your brother is lazy and doesn't want to get up on time, as long as you don't leave the three teams for a day, eat, pour washing water, and wash clothes, I'm a little bit all-inclusive! After he finished speaking, he said embarrassedly, "Da, that's all I have to do." ”

"You kid is good enough, you can make a lot of effort to feed for your friends, I see that you and Li Jin have made friends." Niu Dada patted Xiao Bu's shoulder, "It's a bit of a gentleman's taste." Okay, I'll help you with this! ”

Xiao Bu'er: "Dude, it's so interesting, I know I made you a friend early!" ”

"I know that your kid is lovesick, and I think Cheng Zijuan wants to go crazy." Niu Da saw that someone came out to go to the toilet again, and said as he walked to the toilet, "After breakfast, go to the field hospital with me." ”

Xiao Buer also followed Niu Da into the toilet, no stool, unbuttoned his pants and squatted to accompany him, and when the person who came to the toilet left, he asked: "Brother, do you want to give the doctor some gifts?" ”

"Hey, you kid said it nicely, can you afford to give gifts?" Niu Dada covered his nose and mouth with a tissue and said sullenly, "This is a big matter, it's not like sending some goods to Captain Zhang in the city to reimburse the travel expenses for visiting relatives." The guys in the white coats are also black! Now, educated youths go to the field department from the team to see a doctor and get a diagnosis, and they need a ride. It's all about this little bit of oil and water on Zhiqing's body. Send a star and a half, they will do business, they don't lift their eyelids, and a diagnosis certificate doesn't say much-" Niu Niu put on his pants and fastened his belt, and his hands turned back and forth twice.

"What? Ten bucks? Xiao Bu had neither shit nor urine, as his attention focused on Niu Dada's hands, he lifted his pants and tightened his belt, his eyes widened, his mouth asked, and he wondered in his heart: It's really fucking black, it's only five cents to buy a diagnosis ticket by registration, and it costs 100 cents for him to write a few words, I only earn 320 cents a month, and I just paid my salary this month, so why do I have to take out more than 200 cents to pay the food group for dinner, buy soap, toothpaste, write letters to Cheng Zijuan to buy stamps, etc. Borrow, grit your teeth and borrow......

Niu Da walked out of the toilet and looked at Xiao Bu with disdain: "Ten yuan can be used to open a medical certificate back to the city?" I'm talking about a hundred bucks! You don't even know the market for returning to the city, and you still want to return to the city? What a fool! ”

"A hundred bucks?" Xiao Bu'er's eyes widened in surprise, "It's fucking dark!" The white coat is black hearted, I haven't spent so much money to buy gifts for my partner! When I was in town, my mom went to a wedding with a five-dollar ceremony, and at most ten dollars. Eating human flesh and drinking human blood, I fucking sweat beads fell to the ground and fell eight petals, and I can't save it for half a year......"

"Gotta get it, in that case, you kid will roll mud here for the rest of your life and refine your heart for a lifetime!" Niu Da said contemptuously, "You kid doesn't seem to have seen the world of returning to the city!" I went back and forth to the hospital more than ten times, and went back to Shanghai twice, which can be regarded as a bit of a market, and the number I told you is the first step in the long march. With the medical certificate, I also got two stamps from the Educated Youth Section and the Labor and Management Department of the Field Department; When you go back to the city, you also get the school cover when you go to the countryside, which proves that you are an educated youth from there; Go to the residents' committee and police station to prove that your hukou was moved from there; to the District Educated Youth Office and then to the Municipal Educated Youth Office, indicating that they agree to accept it; Go to the Municipal Labor Bureau and explain that they agree to arrange a job for you......"

"it," Xiao Bu was dizzy when he heard this, "these pokes alone will give me Gumund, and if you stamp a poke for a hundred dollars, how much will it cost?" It's not enough to sell my bones. ”

Niu Da said, "Hey, don't be afraid! Those don't need to be used, two cigarettes, two bottles of wine, pretend to be pitiful, and if you can talk a little, you can mix it up. ”

Xiao Bu followed behind Niu Da and asked endlessly, Niu Da was not upset. When he saw that he was about to arrive at the door of the dormitory, he dragged the cow to Fangshantou and asked in confusion: "When Cheng Zijuan returned to the city, he also retired from illness, and I did it for it, and it didn't cost anything." ”

"You kid, no wonder people say that you and Ma Guangdi are 'fake educated youths', you don't understand philosophy, but you don't study too much. It's all about development! What year is that, what year is this? That's a real illness, it's fake. The ruthless strangled the fake, the fake was ruthless, and now it's really fake, it's like this, it's fucking tricks! Not only Shanghai and our small Xing'an farm, but also your city, it's similar. Some people say that the unhealthy wind that corrupts the party and the people's customs will blow on the issue of the educated youth's return to the city-" Niu Da also sent out a wave of resentment from his heart, "The gang of educated youths in the city and countryside who have returned to the city may want to make a fortune from the educated youth, they seem to have unified the price code, and it is not pleasant to give a little less, this fake diagnosis is a hundred yuan for dry dulu, and there is a price code for others, you have to inquire......" Niu Da said with a glaring eyeball, "I'll tell you an important one, the guy in our general labor department will be lost, If you get him something to eat, he'll take it to the office and stink it to you, give some money, thirty or fifty, and you'll be happy if you cover it! "Niu Da has become an expert in this area.

"Hey, big," Xiao Bu'er listened as if he was drunk, "I heard that Shanghai is going to let you graduate from secondary school go back?" ”

"Hi, probably, probably, I've heard that too. This thing, the first to strike, the first to get there! ”

"So, you're pretty much done?"

"Confidentiality, confidentiality!" Niu Da warned Xiao Bu'er, "Don't ask nonsense if you shouldn't ask, and don't talk nonsense to me, if you provoke me, I can put a basin on your head." ”

"No, no," Xiao Bu assured in a loud voice, "that's still a person!" Then there will be a handful, and there will be no skimming. He sighed, "What if I can't get this money?" What's the trick you don't have? ”

"I have mastered two tricks that don't cost money."

"What? Say it! ”

"The first trick is that those guys in white coats and educated youth office do damage, and the female educated youth office does not cost money to return to the city," Niu Dada said, "Let the female educated youth take off their pants and sleep with them without money." ”

Xiao Bu scolded a little: "that, this is worse than collecting money!" He said angrily, "You can inquire about whether there is a young intellectual's office or a white coat that is a woman for me to do it, and also stamp it for me!" ”

"Miss your boy!"

"Don't talk about this," Xiao Bu asked after venting a sentence, "What's the second trick?" ”

Niu Da looked at the person next to him and said: "I see that you little Northeast guy is very real, let me tell you, if the family can't come up with the money, you have to use this trick, don't say it outside!" Haven't you seen it, now it's all taking advantage of the changing policies, and the father and mother go out - take care of the individual! That Huang Xiaomin's father is. Like Li Jin thought, wait for the central government to order, what years will it take! ”

"My family has a large population, my father goes to work alone, and he has returned the sick labor insurance, counting the three of me who go to the countryside, and I am so poor. Say it quickly, it's not a little bit of a guarantee that it's interesting. He spoke with a pitiful look.

Niu Da was really moved: "I'm the same as you, not much better than you." My family is self-sufficient, and I am also self-sufficient, and I have to smoke a cheap cigarette a month, but I can't help it. He patted his chest and said, "Didn't our buddies train a good body in the Great Northern Wilderness, this trick is to spoil yourself!" ”

"Big, what do you mean?"

"I can't pretend to be sick now, I have to get sick." Niu Dada said, "You little Northeast Yankee, let me ask you, Cheng Zijuan said that he was sick with nocturia, and he urinated in the dormitory, and he soaked in the luggage of the neighboring shop." I think, she just drank more water before going to bed and was conscious of urine, right? ”

"No, no." Xiao Bu shook his head.

"Hey," Niu Da disagreed, "mine isn't or yours isn't?" Cheng Zijuan didn't tell you? ”

"Nope!"

"Then you're too straight-minded. Let's not track down that," Niu Dada patted Xiao Bu'er on the shoulder, "That trick doesn't work now, the examination is very detailed, and if you don't want to pretend to be sick and don't send money, you can't do it." ”

"You dude, tell me the truth!"

"I know you want to hear dry goods, I'm just ruining myself like this-" Niu Dada took out a small paper bag from the intimate pocket of his shirt and opened it, revealing a small pile of flat white pills, "I was not sick, but as soon as I ate it, my heart beat faster, and as soon as the doctor tried it, he gave me a diagnosis of heart disease." I've been there six times, and the doctor, surnamed Don, told me to go again. If you go today, if you still have one hundred and four jumps, you will get the diagnosis certificate. ”

"No gifts?"

"Let's give me a handful of candy and a pack of cigarettes...... he said proudly.

Xiao Bu felt quite mysterious: "What kind of medicine is this?" Where did you get it? ”

"Hey, I can't get it if I tell you, I begged someone to bring it from abroad." Niu Dada finished speaking and put it in his pocket.

Xiao Bu Er simply regarded this white pill as a treasure gourd, stared at his pocket with red eyes and said, "You run out, can you sell me the rest?" ”

"It's not proper, who knows when it's going to run out!" Niu Dalian shook his head repeatedly, "What if I go to Shanghai for a review?" I'm going to have to use it to make my heart beat again! ”

The little one looked at it dryly in ignorance. In fact, it's just a very low-priced belladonna slice, and the heart rate will increase within twenty minutes of eating. The doctor was aware of whether he was taking the medicine or not, and he had secretly stuffed fifty dollars. Today, I am more confident that I will be able to issue a medical certificate for returning to the city. He has used more than ten tablets of the medicine he bought, and the total cost is only eight cents, which is also money for Niu Dada. He is also a well-known "deflated little picker" in the team, and he carries three kinds of cigarettes in his pocket when he comes back from visiting relatives in Shanghai: when he sees cadres above the deputy company commander, cashiers, and accountants hand over a filter Phoenix card, when he sees a squad and platoon commander, he hands a Pegasus without a filter, and when he sees a large dormitory, he hands a Harbin brand that he bought on the train by the way. Some people say that money is his ancestor, and things are his father, how can he give a little bit? It's good to be able to give the little one so much insight into the situation.

"Dude," Xiao Bu hurriedly took out two dollars from his pocket, "Buy two boxes of cigarettes to smoke, I really don't have much wow, help me think of a way, I promise I won't forget you!" If I don't go back, the object Cheng Zijuan will be with me. ”

"Interesting," Niu Dada put the two dollars in his pocket, patted the little one on the shoulder, and whispered, "You must listen to me, you go to the blacksmith shop and find a white iron sheet the size of an elm leaf, and follow me to the field after breakfast." ”

"Don't be funny," Xiao Bu asked Niu Da with wide eyes, "Do you want me to eat there, don't you cut my intestines, I won't do it if I don't return to the city." ”

"Stupid one!" Niu Da dodged a young man who came over, and said with a mysterious expression, "When you go to the hospital, a nurse who is good at talking asks for a piece of adhesive tape, and I will stick the iron sheet to the position of the back and lungs, and go to the outpatient clinic first, and the doctor will ask you to cough and night sweats, and he will cough on the spot, and the doctor will give you a fluoroscopy sheet, and a see-through will make the thin iron sheet seem to have a shadow on the lungs, let you test the phlegm, and you will go to the inpatient department to find a tuberculosis patient and spit it out twice, and the diagnosis will be in hand." ”

Xiao Bu'er jumped twice happily: "Brother Niu, you have a good brain, and you have a lot of ghost ideas." I'll rely on you for more help when I get back to the city! ”

"Okay, let's go back and wash your face and have breakfast." Niu Dada instructed Xiao Bu'er, "After eating, come with me to the field department!" ”

"Walk slowly," Xiao Bu grabbed Niu Dada, "Tell me, are the white coats and educated youths so damaged?" ”

"How can that be, there are good ones." Niu Da replied, "You have to touch it......"

……

The hospital is located in the northeast corner of the office building, a square courtyard. The main entrance of the building is the outpatient department, and the narrow corridor is divided into two rows of consultation rooms, and it has been more than an hour since I went to work, and the corridor is still crowded. With the exception of pediatrics and traditional Chinese medicine, each consultation room had a long line from the doctor's desk, passing through the door and reaching out to the corridor. They lined up one by one to see a doctor, and every time one of them passed by the long line and wanted to enter the consultation room, someone in line would shout: "Don't add wedges, the wedges were beaten by carpenters!" "Their goal is to get a medical certificate that is not suitable for working and living on the farm.

When Xiao Bu followed Niu Da to the "internal medicine clinic", there was already a long queue of people, he lined up next to Niu Dada, looked east and west, more nervous and lively than the conscription examination body, as if he had seen the new world, thinking: I haven't come out for a few days, the change is so big, Li Jin and they are still blindly waiting for their superiors to return to the city, this return to the city has quietly begun! Be sure to tell them when you go back, don't be stupid! Niu Dada, the third person in Shanghai, is too selfish, never says it in front of everyone, and actively signs, declaring that he is waiting to eat the "big pot rice" back to the city, in fact, this kid has already eaten the "small stove"!

He remembered what Niu Da had instructed that when he came to the doctor, it was best to sweat a little, and if he wanted to pretend to cough, he squeezed forward vigorously, and squeezed forward close to his body, and sure enough, he was sweating after a while. He was overjoyed.

It's finally time to get in line.

It's really like Niu Da said, this doctor surnamed Tang is very good, with a straight face, he is trained one by one, just changed to Niu Dada, and he has no good face, listening to Niu Dada, he has already given him fifty yuan, and he is still like a bear, like a dead father. Xiao Bu was a little nervous, listening, and learning how to say.

"What's the matter with you?" Dr. Tang asked.

Niu Dada took out a filter cigarette and smiled as he handed it over: "Doctor Tang, you forgot?" After Dr. Tang looked up at him, he said, "My name is Niu Dada, the third team, my heart is not good, I came the day before yesterday, one hundred and four jumps, you let me come again every few days." ”

"Unbutton your clothes."

Niu Dalian's vest and shirt suddenly □ up, revealing a big white chest, Dr. Tang inserted the stethoscope into his two ears, held the one with a small iron box in his right hand, pressed it here on the cow's big breast, put it there, and muttered "It's an arrhythmia" in his mouth, and then looked at his watch and pressed his pulse, and after a while, he looked up and said, "It's one hundred and four jumps." ”

"Doctor Tang, this is fake, it's uncomfortable."

Dr. Tang took the dipping pen inserted in the inkwell, didn't even ask, filled in Niu Dada's name, age, and gender on a diagnosis book, and then wrote the four big characters "arrhythmia" in the big column of "diagnosis results", and then filled in the year, month and day in the lower column, picked up the hand soaked in the printing pad and printed it in the doctor's column, and then prescribed medicine.

"That's ......" Niu Dagang wanted to ask if it was good to return to the city, but he felt that it was too explicit, so he hurriedly changed his words, "It's okay?" ”

"Let's go." Doctor Tang was impatient, "Next." ”

Niu Da couldn't bear it anymore, and asked while standing up: "Is this good way to return to the city?" ”

"You go to the Labor Division and ask! All I have to do is see a doctor! ”

Niu Dada asked left and right, and Dr. Tang told him that he would go to the labor department with the diagnosis certificate to ask for a labor appraisal form, and finally the hospital would return to the city for re-examination.

Xiao Bu'er can see and hear clearly behind Niu Dada, and after a look, Doctor Tang turned out to be a pockmark, not too many pockmarks and not too little, sparse Lala's face was covered with sparse lala, and he was scolding in his heart: You are really a pockmark, not a pockmark, you are a pit person! Write such a few words and toss it several times, and return this virtue, which is worth fifty yuan?

He looked at Dr. Tang timidly.

Doctor Tang saw that he was a living person, and his face straightened: "What's the matter with you?" ”

Xiao Bu scolded in his heart, but his expression was a little nervous: "Doctor, my body has been weak for the past few days, night sweats, cough and ......"

"Really?" Doctor Tang was like a prisoner, "Do you want to return to the city......

"Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough......"

Doctor Tang touched his forehead: "Don't burn." ”

"Low-grade fever in the afternoon."

"Whether there is a disease or not, as soon as the perspective is tested, it will come out," Dr. Tang said like a judge, "don't delay your time here and delay mine." ”

Xiao Bu was about to talk, when he suddenly squeezed in a person and said with a smile: "Doctor Tang, prescribe me some cold medicine." ”

Doctor Tang stood up flatteringly: "Deputy Field Director Zhang, please take a seat!" Then Bai Ling glanced at him, "Get up, get up!" ”

Xiao Bu saw that it was Zhang Xiaohong, stood up but didn't give up his seat: "Xiaohong, what's wrong?" ”

"Yo, what's wrong with you, little one?" Zhang Xiaohong has already guessed based on her feelings, and she must have come to get a diagnosis and return to the city. He didn't mean to prescribe cold medicine, but to observe the situation of educated youths returning to the city.

Xiao Bu hurriedly replied: "Xiaohong, I don't know what the is going on, I always have coughs and night sweats these days, I want to see if there is anything wrong?" Then he said, "I'll come to your house at noon today for dinner and ask my sister-in-law to prepare a few good dishes." ”

"That's not what I said! Is there something wrong with the lungs with fever and night sweats? "Xiao Bu had ulterior motives, and deliberately approached Zhang Xiaohong in front of the doctor, Zhang Xiaohong didn't feel it, but it had an effect on the doctor. Doctor Tang said politely to Xiao Bu: "Let's take a perspective first." As he spoke, he opened one.

"God help me." Xiao Bu said goodbye to Zhang Xiaohong, thanked Dr. Tang, and said to himself as he walked out, "Zhang Xiaohong, this kid doesn't say that he is not beaten enough, it's okay, it's interesting enough, the next is how to break through the X-ray perspective of the Hades Pass." ”

Niu Da Da finished stamping the diagnosis book from the cash register early, and was happily waiting in the courtyard, seeing that Xiao Buer happily walked out with a prescription, hurriedly stepped forward to make do, and exclaimed: "You kid Tu** really has two hits." ”

"Hey, thanks to your advice." Xiao Bu shook the diagnosis book and punched the bull with a big punch, "You don't look at whose apprentice I am!" "Xiao Bu knows very well that this cow loves to be greedy and cheap, and wants to be vain, and he still needs to use him, so he has to hold him a little. Niu Dada, when he came to the field department, he was sure that he could issue a diagnosis, and he wanted to show off after the diagnosis was made, but he didn't expect that he had successfully passed the first hurdle. If he can't get it, he wants to help him get it; When he got it, he was still jealous in his heart, and wondered in his heart: How did this pockmark accumulate virtue on Xiao Bu'er? If you follow the general assumption, will he prescribe cough medicine to you first, and then again, or prescribe some cough medicine...... Prescribing medicine is to use the prescription "fishing", when to go to his house, and give gifts to the share, so that you can open a perspective list to let you see. All educated youths who have completed the diagnosis will sigh: This native pockmarked child is a "doorman" who has never entered the university, and he has such a small power as the right to prescribe in his hand, so he plays people around.

Dr. Tang has aroused public indignation among the educated youths who have returned to the city, and there have been many discussions, of course, which have also reached his ears. He also has his own logic, you educated young boys have fake procedures, and I have to fish in troubled waters.

"Brother Niu, just drive it out," Xiao Bu was worried about the next one, "You accompany me to the X-ray room, give my brother a strong courage." ”

"Okay." Niu Dada felt that this kid had appreciated it, and maybe the next trip would be smooth, so let him lead it to the end, and lead Xiao Bu to the south of the courtyard. He is very familiar with every house here, and he has been here for more than half a month just to spread his eyes and study.

It was pitch black in the X-ray room.

Xiao Bu entered the X-ray room next to Niu Dada, stayed for a while, and then began to see shadowy figures.

With the call of the X-ray doctor wearing a big leather bag, a big educated youth stood on the X-ray table. The doctor looked at the perspective sheet, brought a jar of white things from the desk against the wall, and asked, "Have you had breakfast?" ”

"Nope."

"Here you go," said the X-ray doctor, handing him the jar, "it's barium, it has no negative effect on the stomach, take a sip and swallow it slowly." ”

The big man took a sip and swallowed slowly.

The X-ray doctor pointed to the phosphor screen and said to the assistant next to him, "Look, it looks like something grows inside." ”

"Yes." The assistant responded, "Take another big sip and swallow slowly." ”

"Hey—weird!" The X-ray doctor pointed his finger and said to the assistant, "Look, why is this black thing still moving in the stomach, just now it was on the left, why is it on the right again!" He asked the big man to shake his body, and the thing moved again.

"Get down!" The X-ray doctor was angry, "Is a real stomach ache a fake stomach ache?" ”

"Really, really!"

"I'm going to have surgery right away, cut my stomach!"

"No, no, no, no need to cut."

"Say, what did you eat?"

"I swallowed a piece of prawn candy."

"Which team are you on?" The X-ray doctor asked his assistant to call out to the next perspective to come to the stage and said to the big intellectual, "I want to tell you the captain and the secretary." ”

"Don't don't," the big young man begged for mercy, "My two younger sisters and I have gone to the countryside, what should we do if we have an old father and mother at home?" ”

The X-ray doctor was pitiful when he heard it: "Then it's difficult to run a house, why bother with this set!" ”

……

The cow stabbed the little one, and the little one didn't dare to hand over the perspective sheet, for fear of revealing the filling, and his heart went up and down.

Another chest-piercing educated youth took off his autumn coat and wanted to stand up, and fell a small piece of iron on the ground from his back.

"Go, go......" the assistant spoke, "another liar!" Then he announced: "Anyone who wants to return to the city and cheat here, go out, and you're welcome to catch it again!" ”

Xiao Bu stabbed Niu Dada, quietly slipped out, and secretly scolded Niu Da in his heart: This is a man and a ghost, and he learned other people's bad tricks to teach me to use, doesn't this make me embarrassed.

In the courtyard, a small group of educated youths were discussing fiercely together:

"X-ray, this guy is too serious!"

"I don't eat soft and hard, I haven't given a gift to his family three times!"

"I heard that there are also people who eat prawn candy and stick iron pieces on their backs!"

"Two X-ray doctors, the second and fifth sons may be off duty......"

"Then wait for that two or five sons."

"Forget it, wait for the spirit, it's really embarrassing to be like a thief."

……

Xiao Budian listened to his eyes, and he saw that it was the two educated youths who came out of the X-ray room just now, and he couldn't tell which team they were talking about, and he was very interested in the topic they were talking about, so he stopped.

Niu Dada walked in front of Xiao Bu Er, and when he saw Xiao Bu Dian stop, he also stopped with interest, he was looking at these losers with a triumphant attitude of a victor.

"Isn't it okay to be so fake?"

"Those guys tricked me out when I came down. In order to realize that the whole school went to the countryside to become popular, our rebel headmaster even scared and deceived him, and he also went down if he shouldn't have been. I'm an only child, and my mom and dad are retired......"

"I'm not as good as you, my father didn't say anything about retirement, I was still sick and bedridden at the time, and those guys said that they went to the countryside to engage in rotation, exercise, and get a half-job when they came back!"

"Fuck, come to my house to ask for a grain certificate, and the household registration says that it is a statistical population, and you have to come to this farm!"

"That guy who managed to mobilize to the countryside has stepped down, he deserves it, and his ancestors will not be able to solve their hatred for eight lifetimes! When the educated youth returned to the city to visit relatives during the Spring Festival, he didn't dare to stay at home, and how many educated youths were worried that he was going to break his legs. ”

"Angry, hateful!"

"Fuck," the big man who ate the prawn candy was excited, "I just can't do it now, I don't think it's a matter of fake, they're just fake us!" ”

"That's right! Now I just smashed the '***', this is a mess anyway, such a big country, so many things, it won't be able to dial us here for a while, since they faked us by mistake, let's use the fake to go back! That is, they faked it and asked us to come, so we faked it and went back, and the wrong one came back! ”

……

"Let's go," Niu Da dragged the little one, "It's not interesting to listen to them choking on these things, it's better to go back and listen to Li Jin's vernacular." ”

Xiao Bu'er listened with great interest, and since he beat Li Jin and asked him to organize a secret signature, he seemed to have entered the door. Li Jin's vernacular is delicious, and these people's vernacular also has fresh things, such as this "wrong and false back" is very fresh, for example, this chaos is anyway, and it won't be able to dial us here for half a while, which has a lot of flavor. Li Jin is stupid to work hard in the team after writing the petition letter, and since the signed letter is also taken seriously, he has to get it. Go back and tell Li Jin what he saw and heard today, so that the educated youth of the three teams can also open up, and he can't just let Niu Dada, a kid, stab himself blindly......

"Let's go," Niu Da Da dragged the little one again, "back to the company." Don't think about it once, I've been here for more than half a month, and your harvest this time is not small. ”

Xiao Bu was dragged out by him, and asked unwillingly: "Isn't it in vain for me to open this perspective sheet!" ”

"Alas!" Niu Da complained and said, "You kid is a dead brain? That perspective can't be wasted, go back to my potion there, just change the date, and come back tomorrow. Didn't you listen to that group of educated youth, this X-ray doctor is too serious to give gifts. You'll wait until tomorrow or when you come, and then come back when the 255 doctors come to work. ”

"Then ......" Xiao Bu hesitated for a moment, feeling that what Niu Dada said made sense, and felt that he hadn't stayed in this place enough, and he should collect more information, go back and report to Li Jin and Ma Guangdi, and said resolutely, "I'm not with you, you go first!" ”

He followed Niu Da out of the courtyard, and he came back again, wanting to hear what the group of educated youths were talking about, but there was no one left, and he didn't know where he went.

He didn't know how to get better, and take the ox together and hitchhike back? Anyway, the piece of iron is still sticking to the back, going to take a risk? No, no...... It's not easy to make an impression after you catch it. He sat on a stone at the base of the wall, his hands on his cheeks, his arms bent over his knees, and he was stunned. Cheng Zijuan's analysis by Li Jin is very reasonable, if I don't go back quickly, this object will be yellow! Ma Guangdi wrote so many love letters for me, and it also made me a little small...... He took out the perspective sheet and weighed it left and right.

As soon as he looked up, he saw a girl with a perspective single smile coming out of the X-ray room, and at first glance it was a young man from the Northeast, as if she had gotten some treasure. I saw her walk to the wall, look around to see that no one paid attention to her, took out a small round mirror from her pocket, opened her mouth, untied a thin silk thread from between her teeth, and pulled it out, and came out with a black button tied with silk thread.

"Good big sister," Xiao Bu suddenly jumped up after seeing it, pointed to the fine silk thread and buttons that the female intellectuals were carrying in her pocket, and said, "Lend me this thing for use." ”

"Which team are you from?"

"Three teams."

"Where did you go to the countryside?"

"Ugin City."

"Oh, fellow," the female intellectuals weighed the things in her hand, frowned a little and replied enthusiastically, "I'm afraid it's not okay, I just used this thing to get a stomach problem, and you went in again, and it's such a big thing, and it doesn't arouse the doctor's suspicion?" ”

Xiao Bu had an idea: "Okay, you can use this thin silk thread for me." ”

"That's fine."

"Good big sister, thank you!" Xiao Bu took the silk thread that the female intellectuals pulled from the silk button, ran to the store, bought a black and big button, tied it with one end of the silk thread, wrapped this end around a big tooth twice, put the button in his mouth, closed his eyes, snorted his nose, swallowed hard, and the big black button slipped into his stomach. Then he crossed out the word "city" next to the word "city" in the lung character of "lung penetration" on the fluoroscopy sheet, added the word "field" on the word "moon", and wiped the sweat that broke out in a hurry and entered the X-ray room.

The X-ray doctor took the fluoroscopy sheet from the little one after passing through the two chest X-rays.

"What's the matter with you?" The X-ray doctor asked.

Xiao Bu's heart was beating a little hard, but he was much calmer than when he first came in, "I have a bad stomach, Dr. Tang asked me to take a perspective look." ”

"Have you eaten?"

"Nope." Xiao Bu lied and said, "I stayed at the field guest house last night in order to get my stomach, and I came early in the morning. ”

"Go up." After the X-ray doctor asked, he took the tea jar containing barium sulfate and handed it to Xiao Bu'er, "Take a big sip and swallow it slowly...... "It's still the same set that Xiao Bu heard just now."

I took a sip of it, but I felt that my mouth was thin and sticky, and a bitter and astringent taste rushed straight to my nose.

The X-ray doctor instructed Xiao Bu'er: "Take two sips in a row and swallow slowly." ”

"Look—" The X-ray doctor pointed to the assistant as he pointed to the dark shadow of the barium sulfate liquid in his stomach.

"It's a black thing, and it's shaped like a button," said the assistant, "and it's a little bigger than the one just now." ”

"It looks like a button." The X-ray doctor muttered a few words to himself and asked Xiao Bu'er, "Is there a ghost?" Do you want to go back to the city? ”

Xiao Bu replied one after another: "No, no...... It's just a stomach ache. ”

"Come down, come down!" The X-ray doctor told Xiao Bu to step down from the fluoroscopy table, "Open your mouth." As he spoke, he touched his finger to the side of his little lips.

Xiao Bu knew that things were not good, and while pulling his hand, he flashed back and complained: "Do you have clean hands or bury them?" ”

The X-ray doctor didn't listen, and insisted on stretching out his hand into his mouth, and his mouth was still pouting: "I want to make a crooked ramp to return to the city, but there is no way for me here, I want to see what kind of reputation you have made......

Xiao Bu'er's lips were squeezed by his hand and couldn't help it, the tooth flower oozed blood, he bit the two fingers of the X-ray doctor with a mouth, the X-ray doctor "ouch", said that it was too late, it was fast, waved his right hand coldly aimed at Xiao Bu Dian "snap" is two big slaps, borrowed the little bit of pain when he loosened his teeth and pulled out the two fingers that were bitten out of the red mark, the assistant shouted to fight with the X-ray doctor, more than ten educated young people in the room hugged up and blocked it tightly, and Xiao Bu took the opportunity to run out.

The X-ray doctor was stopped by several educated youths and chased to the door, shouting at Xiao Bu'er: "Don't run if you kid has the ability, go to the Public Security Bureau to reason......

"I'm not afraid of anywhere!" Xiao Bu turned around and shouted, "You shameful bastard, just now a female intellectual, just now a female intellectual, is the diagnosis you prescribed, you see that I am not a woman, I don't have that thing." You think it's good in a white coat, donkeys and horses are rotten and eggs, something! Afraid of you when you go to the Public Security Bureau? Call out the staff of the hospital, and I will ...... theory with you."

The X-ray doctor was so angry that he was foaming at the mouth, as if he was about to rush away from a few educated youths who were blocking him, but in fact, the strength had already shrunk back.

……