I'm a very stingy and privacy-conscious person, I hate people coming to my room, I hate people snooping on my secrets, so every day at home, as long as I'm in the room, I will lock the door of the house, and today, because of this phone call I forgot about it, which is why I am very helpless in the face of my parents at the moment.

Of course, I pay so much attention to privacy, not because I write the spring diary of those idiot flower girls, but because I hide something even more unseemly, those comics and romance novels, which fill my three drawers! If my dad sees it, maybe I'll be able to eat fried pork with bamboo shoots when I get home on the weekend!

I quickly snatched the phone from my father's hand, because I caught a glimpse of him looking through my address book, next to the address book is the call log, I was afraid that he would see a long call log and ask me if I was in early love with a conclusive expression, then it would be really troublesome!

However, although I snatched the phone, and my father had no tendency to grab it, my nervousness and mystery still could not escape his eyes.

He looked at me seriously and asked, "What were you doing?" Why did the phone battery get dropped out? Do you know that this was bought for you by your brother Xiao Ran, you broke it, and one day people asked you to pay for it, can you afford it? ”

I was very helpless to sketch in my mind the words to answer him, 'answer the phone', 'get angry and fall', 'pay him a big-headed ghost, it's good to pay him a whole corpse'!

I am rebellious in my heart, but I don't dare to be so arrogant. I obediently lowered my head like a coward and said, "Dad, I was holding my phone just now, and I accidentally dropped it on the table, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, you see, isn't this all turned on!" ”

Dad gave me a blank look and said, "It's okay, if it breaks, I'll see how you tell people!" Live up to someone's kindness! ”

Kind? I really want to be a donkey's liver and lungs! Because of this mobile phone, I don't know how many times I have to do the homework in the middle of the job to appease any parent who calls to ask me about my child's exam, it's really annoying, I think I'm more than the head teacher, and they get the wrong object, it also makes me very distressed, every time they call, it's crackling in a dialect to call their own children, is it possible that they think I have clairvoyance, can see who the person on the other side of the phone is and find their corresponding children before connecting and then hand them the phone? Naive!

Although I have already criticized Brother Xiao Ran's nosy in my heart, in front of my parents, I still uphold the image of a good girl, not for anything else, just to receive fewer calls from them telling me this and telling me that at school.

I smiled and said to my father, "Don't worry, didn't you say you wanted to marry me to Brother Xiao Ran?" It's just a mobile phone, Brother Xiao Ran won't be so stingy. Besides, this phone is his, the blue one is mine, and it has my name on it! If it is broken, take it and exchange it with Brother Xiao Ran, haha. ”

Mom came up to me from under my father's squeaky nest and glanced at me, "Girls don't know how to be shy, how can this kind of thing be said so loudly!" ”

I was amused by my mother's cautious appearance of talking at home, afraid of having ears on the wall, and smiled at them and said, "Okay, I know, is there anything else to do, my dear parents?" I'll go to sleep if there's nothing to do. "After that, I deliberately yawned to say that I was really sleepy.

My mother looked at me distressedly, pulled my father's arm and said, "Eh, my daughter is tired, let her sleep." ”

Dad was still glaring at me, and I was glaring back at him, but I was the kind of hippie smile, staring at Dad and suddenly laughing, then rubbing my hair, and turning back to the room with my mom in my arms under my angry gaze.

I angrily tidied up my father's messy hair with my hands, gently closed the door, locked it, and when I turned around, I caught a glimpse of the mobile phone on the desk that I had broken open the shell, and walked up to put its body together again, and then turned on the phone to see, it was really strong! As if it wasn't affected at all.

I went to school the next afternoon, and there was a night of self-study in the evening, but Brother Xiao Ran usually came from home in the car after the evening self-study, and sometimes I would call me in advance if I had to pick him up on the way, so when I called him in advance today, he was stunned for a moment, and then heard me say that I would go to school in advance and didn't need him to pick up, he said goodbye lightly, and I hung up the phone.

Brother Xiao Ran and I also skipped a grade, and we didn't have to go to the evening self-study book, but I had something I wanted to ask Zhuo Fatzi, so I came to school in advance but didn't go to the classroom, but went to the fifth-grade classroom and sat on the seat at the front table of Zhuo Fatzi.

Zhuo Fat Man was sleeping on the table, I reached out and slapped his fat face, and then he got up from the table impatiently and angrily, glaring angrily. As soon as he saw that it was me, he immediately put out his anger, and he couldn't show the anger of the last second with a smile, and I suspected that he had learned to change his face when he was a child!

I handed him the note in my hand and said, "Don't you have a computer at home?" Can you help me find out where the area code is for this number? ”

He patted his chest, looking very righteous in the rivers and lakes, "No problem!" ”

I reached out again and touched his smooth fat face, smiled and said, "Good~" and then stood up and ran towards the door.

OK! I'm running fast! His book was only thrown at the iron door of their class, with a clatter, and then smashed to the ground.

Zhuo Fatzi is angry, but this kind of righteousness is still unmatched.

The next morning, he stood at the back of our classroom and asked the boys in the class to call me, and when I got up, Brother Xiao Ran still squinted at Zhuo Fatzi, I guess he must have wanted to see what the excellent first suitor of Barbie that I told him looked like, right?

Zhuo Fatzi has a strong desire for verbal expression, not to mention being a propaganda committee member in the class, he also applied for the broadcast host of the school radio station, and even took the initiative to participate in the host competition PK outside the school, but these are not enough, he still wants to show off in front of me.

He talked at length about a bunch of nonsense that I was wrong to check other people's phone numbers like this, and that it was likely to be illegal, and then he was stunned by the iron fist I slammed on the door, and quickly reported the coordinates of the phone number - New York, USA.

Scold! He's running so far!

Although I am used to using the free Zhuo fat man, but this time I am still very kind to use the pocket money I saved from the breakfast money to generously invite him to eat two cute, he is still the same as kindergarten, he loves to eat, love everything, it's just that he won't get fat, and I will.

The two of us sat in the shade at the end of the playground, I watched him lick the cuteness with relish, and couldn't help swallowing my saliva, he looked at me pitifully, and generously handed over the cuteness he hadn't eaten, "Oh, give it to you." ”

I shook my head and said very simply, "No." ”

Who knew that he didn't come to his consciousness again, so he stood up, smiled brightly at me, and said, "Then I'll take it and eat it." ”

I......

Shen Zhiyan, oh, even Barbie dolls won't eat his cuteness! The cuteness in her house is crammed into three whole freezers in the refrigerator, but she can't eat any of them, not only because she is changing her teeth and missing a few teeth and can't bite, but also because she is more afraid of fat and vanity than me.

The last time I went to her house, her room was the same as the princess room in the castle I saw in kindergarten, full of pink lace, all kinds of dolls, and there were layers of Barbie dolls of various styles in her window. I also joked, I kind of know why I think you look like a Barbie doll, maybe it's the red who is close to Zhu and the black who is close to ink. She also corrected me that this sentence was not used like this, and she didn't look like it because she liked Barbie, but because her mom was beautiful and her dad was handsome.

At that time, I looked at her with great disdain, and ran to the refrigerator with a look of wanting to vomit, so she grabbed me, pointed to the refrigerator and said, "It's all strawberry-flavored and cute, do you believe it or not?" ”

I stared at the refrigerator that was twice as big as mine, shook my head, and then watched her open the lower three floors, and I couldn't help but wow when I pulled out each layer, and then I heard the laughter of men and women behind us, and as soon as I turned around, I saw her handsome dad and beautiful mom.

At that moment, I thought Barbie was so happy!

If I had such a mom and dad and such a big refrigerator full of strawberry flavor, I wouldn't bother to look at Brother Xiao Ran!

Zhuo Fatzi left, and I sat alone and was bored to go back to the classroom.

Brother Xiao Ran rarely held his head and looked at the door, and when he saw me coming in, he turned his head to stare at the exercise book in front of him, but he didn't hold a pen in his hand and pretended to be there, which made me feel weird.

I sat down next to him and casually asked, "What's wrong?" ”

I heard him sigh softly, then looked at me as if he had made up his mind, and said, "Zoo called me yesterday. ”

I let out a sigh and asked, "And then?" ”

"He said you blocked him, and calling you is a busy signal."

I looked at him in surprise, "No." ”

Brother Xiao Ran was also stunned, urging me to take out my mobile phone, and I opened the mobile phone only to see that there was no SIM card on the phone.

Brother Xiao Ran quickly helped me get it done, and then said, "If Zhuo Ou calls again, you remember to encourage him." ”

I didn't know why, so I sneered, "What do you encourage him to do?" Encourage him to get out of the way? The United States has turned its back on the side of the earth, encouraging him to go to outer space? ”

Brother Xiao Ran was stunned by my inexplicable anger, and quickly returned to his normal and serious expression, "He's going to have surgery, so you can encourage him to be strong, okay?" Count me in begging you. ”

I stared at the man in front of me with wide eyes, stunned, then nodded, and the class bell interrupted our conversation, and I even forgot to ask what surgery he had.