Chapter 18: The Great Wedding

Although this inexplicable crisis was finally eliminated, and we big guys were fine, what was left at this scene, what I was most concerned about, and what surprised me, was the paper figures on the ground.

I still remember the time before, I didn't have a dream, dreamed of the strange sister in white, and then after waking up from the dream, I found a paper figure next to the bed, and now these paper people lying on the ground are all the same as the paper man, from the outline shape, and the facial features drawn, they are very similar to the sister in white.

This is what puzzles me the most, there will be so many of these paper figures this time, the only difference is that the first time I saw the paper figures, these paper figures have holes on their bodies, as if they were made by some hard objects, and on the ground around these paper people, there are fist-sized dirt potholes popping up.

"Village chief, look at that coffin..."A palanquin man pointed in surprise, and the black coffin carried in the previous funeral procession was still there.

Compared to the previous appearance, now the lid of this black coffin has been opened, and you can see that the coffin is empty, and there is nothing.

However, although there is nothing in the coffin, there are many strange words written on the wall inside the coffin board, which are not incomprehensible at all, and the font is very scribbled, mainly because the color of the writing is blood red, and I don't know if it is blood, which gives people a feeling of discomfort.

For such an evil coffin, the village chief Huang Aiqing made a decision to burn it with fire on the spot.

Now that there is no white fog, the other greeters who were separated from us before have also gathered together, compared to what we just encountered, they are very safe, and nothing strange has happened.

Huang Aiqing asked us not to say anything about what happened just now, so as not to affect the overall atmosphere in this kind of festive day.

On the way back to pick up relatives, there is such a thing insertion, it is indeed delayed for a lot of time, but fortunately, in the end, our greeting team, is smoothly back home, in the gongs and drums, firecrackers in unison, I lifted the sedan curtain, the bride Huang Surong to pull out, enjoy the joy of everyone's eyes, step by step into the house, ready to start the most important link, worship the church to get married.

"Congratulations, big brother, happy newlywed."

To my surprise, Huang Lulu was also at my house, congratulating me with a sweet smile. With her, there is also the big fat man Zhou Tao who always has a straight face and speaks coldly.

Huang Lulu told me that today is my big day, and she is here, even if she is about to leave Huangjia Village, I believe that the village chief Huang Aiqing will not mind, and she also wants to come over to touch my joy.

Of course, on a day like today, you really don't have to care so much, everyone who comes here is a guest, and I also accepted Huang Lulu's blessing and thanked her.

When it was time to worship the church, Huang Aiqing, as the officiant, asked me to stand in the hall with the bride Huang Surong, facing all the villagers outside, first of all, I worshipped heaven and earth, and at the same time, I also worshipped all the villagers in the village, thanking them for their kindness to our couple.

"Okay, two worship the high hall! The source of the birth! Huang Aiqing shouted, and the bride and I slowly turned around and bowed to each mother to repay the mother's nurturing.

Everyone knows that in addition to heaven and earth, the most important thing is the mother.

After worshipping both parents, it was between me and Huang Surong as a husband and wife.

"The third worship, husband and wife worship each other, a hundred years of good union forever!"

After Huang Aiqing finished speaking, we were going to bow to each other, when we suddenly heard a loud shout outside: "Come on, come on, open your mouth quickly, freshly baked, it's delicious..."

Whew!

From the air outside, everyone was caught off guard, and a large area of black and yellow foreign objects splashed in, falling on many people's bodies, accompanied by bursts of foul smell, the air was full of disgusting nausea, which immediately caused bursts of frightened screams and shouted: "Ah... This, this is! ”

The old crazy woman with a disheveled hair was carrying a bucket of dung outside, and her hands that were not dirty grabbed the feces with urine, and threw them desperately into the crowd, smashing them on the faces and hair of many people, and at the same time causing screams on the scene, and the crowd was in turmoil.

Throwing feces on this side, making this vulgar and disgusting behavior, the old crazy woman not only didn't feel bad, but was also proud, and laughed madly: "Come on, don't dodge, eat and eat full, eat and eat, although you are full, this is not full and does not need money, you are very delicious, eat quickly, hahaha......"

No one thought that my wedding would be ruined by such an old crazy woman, so angry that my mother didn't even care about the identity of the guest, picked up the flat shoulder behind the door, and beat the old crazy woman angrily, "You crazy woman damn it, it's nothing to be crazy usually, and you still come to find my son, see if you don't kill you!" ”

This old crazy woman is really cunning, as soon as she saw my mother fight, she kicked over the urinal with one kick, so that all the remaining feces and urine flowed out of the ground, and turned around to run away.

But this time, the old crazy woman didn't have such good luck, she really went too far, and she was immediately caught by the villagers who were also angry next to her.

This was supposed to beat her on the spot, but Huang Aiqing stood up, after all, as the village head, it was impossible to beat people openly, and he couldn't hold back and could only say: "Okay, everyone, bear with it, on a good day like today, you can't beat people, not to mention that she is still a madman, just tie her up." ”

"You can't get married, you can't get married, you can't get married!"

Although his hands and feet have been tied, the old madman's mouth is still trying his best to shout: "Huang Weilan, you can't marry this bride, she's not your wife, no, you can't be together, you can't be together, no, no, absolutely not ......."

I really couldn't listen to this old crazy woman, Huang Aiqing grabbed a rag and stuffed it in the old madman's mouth, which stopped this annoying crazy talk.

However, due to the deliberate sabotage of this old crazy woman, I and my bride Huang Surong also had a lot of anti-feces thrown on our bodies, and this large part of our house was all made to the stench, and the big guy was in no mood, so he had to change his clothes again and clean up the scene before continuing the marriage.

When everything is ready again, the time is almost dark and night, and I originally planned to worship a church again, but my mother saw what Huang Li said, this hour has passed, and I can't continue to worship, Huang Sanniang represents this side of the woman, I didn't say anything about it, I agreed, anyway, my marriage with Huang Surong has been witnessed by the whole village, and there is an implementation of the home.

At the dinner party, everyone was talking and laughing, and they forgot all the unpleasant things that the old crazy woman had done. Although all the women in our village are there, it doesn't mean that women don't drink, and on a festive day like this, the big guys are all toasting and celebrating, and there is a momentum of not getting drunk and not returning.

The wedding feast and celebration lasted until the evening, and when it was almost eleven or twelve o'clock, everyone was able to eat and drink well and set off, and left one after another to go back to their homes.

For them, tonight is just an ordinary night, lying in bed and sleeping with their eyes closed, it is the arrival of the next day, and there will be nothing special.

But for me, it's as excitement, so much so that I'm nervous.

Because today is my wedding day, and the evening is the night of the candles in the cave room.

When everyone in the village was gone, my mother sent me to the door of the bridal room, she also went to sleep, my heart beat fast and stretched out my hand, the door of the wedding room creaked open, the bride was sitting on the edge of the bed, under the light of the red candlelight, her body looked so bright red, she was waiting for my arrival......