Chapter 158: The Green-Headed Ghost
"Grandma, apprenticeship and art must be voluntary, and it's too embarrassing to buy and sell forcibly."
Long Po's vicissitudes of life rolled half a circle in her eyes: "On the day I came, if I didn't find the heir to the mantle, I wouldn't be able to give up this old life to help you, but if you can fulfill my wish, it doesn't matter if I die a little earlier." ”
"I'll go talk to her" Lin Xucheng felt a headache, walked to the door and just pushed the door open, he turned his head and asked, "When will you die?"
"No hurry, there are still ten days"
Long Po slowly picked up the incense burner and put it back on the god table.
"There are still ten days to go...... I tried my best."
Although I am not sure which of the two has higher mana, Long Po and Lin Zhengying, but through contact with Lin Xucheng, I also found that these two specialize in different specialties.
The spells of the Maoshan faction are more about slaying demons and eliminating demons, while the spells of Long Po are more similar to communicating with ghosts and driving ghosts and gods.
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The news that Brother Dog suddenly committed suicide by jumping off a building caused an uproar in the police station.
When Lin Xucheng returned to the office, he found that many people had heavy expressions, feeling sad and at the same time at a loss for this sudden suicide case.
"Sir Lin, Sir Chen said to go to the office once when you come back."
Ah Le came over the moment Lin Xucheng pushed the door open and said to him.
"I'll go right away"
Lin Xucheng patted Ah Le on the shoulder and walked to the senior inspector's office.
No one knows what he and Chen Dawei talked about in the office.
But it took more than half an hour.
The door was pushed open again,
Returning to his desk and sitting down, Lin Xucheng asked Ah Le, "How are you thinking about it?"
“…… I" Ah Le scratched his head, his expression a little ashamed.
"I've already told Sir Chen, and he promised to change departments for you."
"It's okay for me, as long as being a police officer helps people......"
Having said that, how many people in the world are not afraid of ghosts, and if you want to do this, not being afraid is the most basic, and Ah Le has enough fear in his heart because of the ghosts of the convenience store.
Lin Xucheng raised his hand again and patted Ah Le's shoulder heavily: "I still have something to go out."
He turned away from the dreary atmosphere of the office.
Not long after Lin Xucheng left the police station, Chen Dawei walked out of the office and beckoned to Ah Le: "Ah Le, I'll introduce a new partner to you." ”
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Stanley,
The two-story old house is lit up.
As soon as dawn in the morning, the people of the village began to take action.
New couplet, red cloth, pasted with a lantern of joy.
The wrist-thick red candle burned, and the flame burned early.
"Crackling" firecrackers rang out from the road to the door of the house.
A feast was held in the open-air courtyard.
The red cloth table had not yet been opened, but the candy had already been placed, and from time to time a few children would jump over, secretly grabbing two pieces of candy and putting them in their pockets, and their faces could smile brightly for a long time.
"The new aunt is really good, she is polite and polite, and she is generous, your daughter will be blessed in the future"
"Who's to say it isn't"
"Maybe I can immigrate to Canada and Australia in the future."
Several women huddled together, chattering, and said with envy and blessing to the woman in the center of the crowd.
Who would have thought that as a former little sister, this daughter not only got married, but also fished a golden beetle son-in-law.
"Here, someone is coming!"
A commotion came from the gate, and the bridegroom, carrying the bride with a red hijab, stepped through the gate.
Behind him were a large number of villagers watching the excitement and happy guests.
The women immediately dispersed to make way.
The newlyweds have arrived, and they have entered the living room decorated with saffron wedding characters.
With the influx of guests, the courtyard and living room were instantly filled inside and out.
"The newcomer worships heaven and earth, everyone is quiet and quiet!" The master of ceremonies stood up and showed a momentum that was not to be underestimated.
It seems that today is not to come to the church to get married, but to use a watermelon knife to cut people and grab turf.
The scene of nearly 100 people making a noise was instantly quiet.
"Wife, this is ......" The groom looked at the master of ceremonies timidly and asked the bride with her head bowed.
"My sworn brother~" may be the wedding day, and the voice under the red hijab is sweet and greasy.
"It turned out to be the eldest brother," the groom sighed, but it could be seen that he was still afraid of the master of ceremonies.
"Newcomers worship heaven and earth!"
"Second worship high hall!"
"Husband and wife worship each other!"
"Send to the cave!" The last sound was a little doll rushing to shout.
was robbed of his words, the master of ceremonies glared, and the frightened doll cried, but this crying sound successfully stirred up the quiet atmosphere.
Compared to the atmosphere just now, when someone seemed to be beaten up at any time, everyone chatted and joked, and the atmosphere was harmonious.
When the groom was about to pull his bride into the cave room, two men of five big and three thick came up to stop the groom.
"The bride goes to the cave room and waits, and the groom has to drink three laps first."
"Drink three laps" The groom's face was embarrassed.
"Drink down, can't cave the room, we're not responsible hahaha"
"Yes, yes, yes"
"I'm going to give up my life to accompany the gentleman today!" The groom gritted his teeth: "The circle of drinking is too slow, let's drink bottle by bottle!" ”
As he spoke, he grabbed two bottles of liquor and stuffed them into his mouth at the same time.
Knock knock~
Two bottles of liquor were poured into the mouth of the groom's official, as if they had been poured into a gutter, and disappeared.
The two who had been urging the wine just now rubbed their eyes in disbelief.
The groom's face was not red and he was out of breath: "Come again!" ”
He picked up two more bottles and poured them into his mouth.
They have seen those who can drink, and they have drunk four bottles of liquor in one go, and their faces have not changed in the slightest, and they have not only never seen it, but they have never seen it.
"The groom drinks a lot, big brother" A younger brother walked up to the master of ceremonies just now and raised his thumb.
"The amount of alcohol is really powerful, and it is no longer the amount of alcohol that people can have."
It took less than three minutes to see six bottles of wine go down.
The master of ceremonies, the eldest brother, slapped the back of the little brother's head, "Squat down and take a look." ”
"Oh" Although the little brother didn't understand, he still squatted down obediently.
Looking through the crotch, the head of the groom officer suddenly changed.
"W-hmm!"
Before the little brother could scream, he was covered by the eldest brother of the master of ceremonies: "Shh, this ghost is so bold, he dares to tease us, can you see what he is?"
The younger brother nodded, and when the master of ceremonies let go of his hand, he took a deep breath before saying, "A head with blue hair." ”
"It's a greenhead."
"Big brother, what is a green-headed ghost," the younger brother asked inexplicably.
"The green-headed ghost has never touched a woman before he died, and he is a virgin," the master of ceremonies explained: "Legend has it that if the green-headed ghost wants to be reincarnated, he must have sex with a virgin. Bed. ”
"What, that's not ......," the little brother was shocked.
Their sworn sister is to be taken by a green-headed ghost
"What are we going to do?"
"Go to my car and bring that jar of realgar wine!"
"Oh, I'll go right away."
On the other side, the groom, who drank twelve bottles of liquor in one go, and was not drunk at all, asked, "Does anyone want to drink with me, if not, I will go to the cave room?"
By this time, who would dare to offer to drink with him.
The crowd was already frightened and silent.
Twelve bottles of boiled water can also support a person's belly, but the groom is still like a nobody.
"Since there's no one, I'll go to the cave room."
The bridegroom rubbed his hands together and left.
In the new room, the woman with the red hijab sat writhingly.
"Why did you come so fast?" she saw through the red cloth.
"They don't drink too much alcohol to drink me, so I won't waste time and hurry to the cave."
He lifted his red hijab, revealing the mediocre face of the bride.
"Wife, let me ask you again, are you really a virgin?"
"Of course, people have been messing around on the road and have never had a boyfriend." The bride squirmed.
"Great, finally found!" The bridegroom was overjoyed.
Bang bang, followed by three knocks, the door was pushed open.
The eldest brother of the master of ceremonies stepped in with his right hand behind his back, followed by the younger brother with a jar of wine, and the younger brother kept his head down, not daring to look at the groom.
"The two of us didn't have a good drink just now, brother-in-law, I'll make up for it now."
"Drink again" The groom had the heart to refuse, but he just thought about it as a glass of wine.
But when he picked up the cup, he hesitated about "realgar wine"
Realgar wine wards off evil spirits.
"Why, don't dare to drink"
The master of ceremonies' right hand, which had been hiding behind him, raised his right hand violently, grabbed a panty with a butterfly flower, and put his head under the head of the groom.
"Okay, you green-headed ghost, dare to come and harm my sister, today I will make you scattered!"
"Women's panties!" The bridegroom was so frightened that he shrunk his neck and dodged through the wall.
"The groom, didn't you go to the cave room, why did you come back" The guests who were drinking and eating suddenly saw the groom appear and asked suspiciously.
"The groom is a green-headed ghost, quickly cover him with his underwear!"
A roar came from behind him.
At that moment, all the eyes of the groom officer changed.
"I think I used to be the dignified director of Sai Wan, Inspector Chen, but I didn't expect to fall into such a field!"
The green-headed ghost didn't dare to covet his wife who had just gotten married, so he ran away.
He ran along the highway from Stanley to Yau Ma Tei in one breath before stopping.
The sun was blazing, and the burning body was a little painful.
The green-headed ghost looked at the grapefruit tree in front of him, and jumped into it casually.