Chapter 58: Can You Get Pregnant With One Bite?
"How do we live to be considered right?"
As she spoke, Kirishima Dong Xiang didn't know why, there were some tears in her eyes, and the scene in front of her suddenly became blurred. Everything seems out of reach.
Until......
In sight, a yellow-haired teenager went from blurry to clear, getting closer and closer to the coffee shop.
"Huh? It's him! This damn bastard still has the face to be an antique? ”
Kirishima Dongxiang Huoran stood up and walked towards the door of the store with a strong murderous aura.
Jingle Bell ......
As the door of the store was pushed open from the outside, the bell hanging on the door rang crisply.
Before Wu Yue entered the coffee shop, behind the door, a slender beautiful leg kicked him in the chest with a fierce momentum.
"This ...... Do you greet guests like that? ”
Wu Yue didn't expect this change at all, instinctively turned his body sideways, but was still rubbed by Kirishima Dong Xiang's toes, and suddenly there was a hot pain.
The blow failed to achieve the goal, and Kirishima Dongxiang immediately took advantage of the forward momentum and punched Wu Yue in the abdomen. Rolling murderous, as if he would not give up if he didn't dig out his internal organs.
Wu Yue urged his spiritual power, covered his hands, grabbed the attacking fist like lightning, and the whole person was bombarded by the powerful force and retreated several steps.
On the other side, Kirishima Dong Xiang was on tiptoe on the ground, her light body jumped into the air, her legs clamped Wu Yue's waist, lowered her head, and bit him his left shoulder.
Everything happened between lightning and flint, and Wu Yue didn't have time to fight back at all, he felt a sharp pain in his shoulder, and hot blood flowed down......
"Ahh You are crazy? Get me down! ”
Wu Yue's painful face was almost distorted, and his free left hand grabbed Kirishima Dongxiang's hair, trying to break his head open.
However, this pull, even with the bite wound, there was a posture of tearing open, Wu Yue's body trembled, and he grinned again, and he didn't dare to forcibly tear her away, but pressed his head hard, trying not to let the flesh on his shoulder be bitten off.
Looking left and right, and seeing that no one around was paying attention to this, Wu Yue raised his foot and kicked open the door of the store, and walked into the store with Kirishima Dongxiang in his arms.
Syllable!
When the door of the store closed, Wu Yue immediately waved his right hand, slapped the other party's little fart, and scolded, "Don't let go of your mouth quickly, what do you want to do?" ”
If he took the bite apart, he would really like to experience it, but now, there is no happiness at all!
"Woo ......"
Kirishima Dongxiang let go of her mouth, jumped off Wu Yue, didn't look at him, covered her mouth and turned around and ran to the bathroom.
“…… Vomit? What's going on? ”
Seeing this scene, Wu Yue was stunned, and he couldn't help but open his mind at this moment.
"Could it be that my brother's meat is so chewy? Can you get pregnant with one bite? ”
This kind of thing sounds incredible, but Wu Yue doesn't think it's impossible. After all, in my memory, I can get pregnant with a kiss, not to mention that I was bitten.
In any case, kissing is at most a zero-distance contact, but biting is a negative distance!
"Damn bastards! How can you get it? Am I responsible or not? ”
If you are responsible, your body will always be close to heroic, and it is directly the rhythm of being a father, of course Wu Yue can't bear it! But if you're not responsible, what if that guy stalks to the death?
Wu Yue never thought of himself as a seriously pessimistic person, nor did he worry about the sky all day long like Omoi in Yunyin Village, but all kinds of signs showed that his future would be bleak and no longer colorful......
It didn't take long for Kirishima Toika to return to the hall and sit across from Taketsu.
Seeing the inexplicable sadness faintly revealed under the other party's calm face, for a while, Wu Yue's tangled eggs were broken!
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so impulsive, the wound is okay, right?" Kirishima Dongxiang said apologetically.
"What wounds do you care about at this time? You need to take care of your body. Wu Yue didn't care about the bleeding shoulder at all, and said with concern.
"I'm fine."
Kirishima Dong Xiang felt inexplicably warm in her heart, this guy, not only was he not angry when he was bitten for no reason, but he cared about himself...... It doesn't look like such a jerk.
"Then just now, why did you run to the bathroom and vomit?" Wu Yue asked with a tap.
Hearing the question, Kirishima Dong Xiang frowned, subconsciously covered her mouth, and seemed to be vomiting again.
It's over! I'm really pregnant......
However, the answer he got was not in the same dimension as his own worries.
I saw Kirishima Dongxiang glance at him with disgust, and said in a muffled voice, "Your meat smells very fragrant, who knows that it is worse than a moldy sandwich!" ”
“…… Shouldn't I be glad I didn't get pregnant? ”
While Wu Yue breathed a sigh of relief, a series of small dots appeared on his head. The muscles on his face twitched, and he didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and he held back for a long time before glaring at the other party viciously.
"I dare to say that my meat is unpalatable, obviously because you have a problem with your sense of taste!"
"It's hard to eat, don't let people say it......" Kirishima Dongxiang pursed her lips disdainfully.
It was as if he was staring at a piece of poop, which deeply hurt Wu Yue's self-esteem, even though he knew that the topic the two were talking about was a little strange, but he couldn't care so much.
Boom!
Wu Yue slapped his hands on the table, his upper body leaned to the opposite side, and said angrily, "You guy, you've been looking for fault since I walked into the store, do you want to fight!" ”
"You think I'm going to be scared of you?"
Kirishima Dongxiang was not to be outdone, and put her head against the other party's forehead, "With such a bad character, no wonder the meat on the body is so unpalatable!" ”
"Damn! Is there a hairy relationship between the quality of personality and the taste of meat? ”
"If you don't have a good character, of course the meat will become rough and dry, and it will be hard to swallow like tree bark when chewed!" Kirishima Dongxiang said not to be outdone.
"Hmph, it's so absolute, as if you've really eaten tree bark!"
"What's wrong with not eating? Your meat is the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted, anyway! ”
"You guy, you're looking for death, aren't you?"
After being ridiculed continuously, Wu Yue's mind exploded directly, raised his hand to wipe the wound on his left shoulder, and immediately stuffed his bloody fingers into the other party's mouth.
"Oh...... Ahem, ahem! It's disgusting......"
Kirishima Dongxiang reflexively opened Wu Yue's hand, bent down, and kept retching.
Wu Yue seemed to have won a battle, raised his chin slightly, and said arrogantly, "For you species, human beings are the only and most delicious food, obviously I want to die for what I like, but I have to pretend to be disgusting and vomit, I really don't see it, it turns out that you are like this!" ”
Just when he was beaming with pride, Kirishima Dongxiang suddenly pounced, hugged his head, and kissed him directly on the mouth.