Chapter 321: The drama is smashed
After running around the town for thirty-four laps, Chen Xuanzang escaped and avoided a tragedy of "cannibalism between master and apprentice".
Everyone can't use their supernatural powers, so it depends on who lasts longer, and it is obvious that the young Chen Xuanzang has more advantages at this point.
"After the pig was conspired by his daughter-in-law and the adulterer, and was beaten to death with a nine-toothed nail rake, he turned into hatred because of love, and became a demon because of his grudges, and vowed to kill all the women in the world who loved beautiful men." The fat monk took a breath and continued to finish telling the origin of the pig demon.
Chen Xuanzang said: "This pig demon is too powerful, Master, why don't you go out?" β
"Okay!" The fat monk agreed casually, but then frowned again: "But I've been very busy lately, to deal with such a bewitching monster, you'd better find a person who can agree with our exorcism concept, and has lofty ambitions and powerful exorcisms to help you, but the red world is mostly to expel fame and fortune, if you want to find such a person, you can only go to some uninhabited places to try your luck." β
Chen Xuanzang's heart moved, but he said quietly: "A deserted place? Master, there are so many uninhabited places, I can't just spin around like a headless fly, can I? β
The fat monk smiled: "Coincidentally, I happen to know a person, his name is Lu Heng, this person actually had the opportunity to rank in the immortal class, but he was unlucky, and was arranged by the Jade Emperor to guard the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago in Wuzhi Mountain." Four hundred years ago, he killed many people and became a demon with a single thought, so he was also suppressed by Guanyin Bodhisattva at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain. β
Chen Xuanzang seemed to be smiling, and there was a rather wonderful feeling in his heart.
"This person has lived for four hundred years, so he must have a lot of ability, right?" He said, "Master, do you want me to go to him?" But it sounded like a wicked man. β
"The so-called put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot." The fat monk smiled, "Although this person is deeply demonic, fortunately, he has not completely lost his heart. Xuanzang, you are determined to spend the world, isn't such a person just right for you to display what you have learned? β
"I'm just afraid he won't listen to me at all." Chen Xuanzang laughed at himself, "Who wants to listen to a mortal being crooked and reasonable? β
"If you don't try, how do you know?" The fat monk said meaningfully, "Maybe he's willing to listen to you, or maybe he has to?" β
Chen Xuanzang looked at the fat monk.
The fat monk smiled and said: "Go, use your wisdom to persuade him, use three hundred children's songs, to cross him, lead him to goodness, and let him become your greatest help in exorcism and demon subjugation!" β
Chen Xuanzang hit the road again and embarked on the road to find the deity.
Now the matter is very clear, the one above the nine heavens, really wants to make the deity a person in the game, but I don't know, what is the specific plan of that person?
However, the fat monk's sentence "I have to listen" is really meaningful, which made Chen Xuanzang instantly vigilant in his heart. Fortunately, he is now in the same mind as the deity, and as long as he knows the news, the deity will also know it immediately. No matter what the plan is for the Nine Heavens, the deity must be ready.
Chen Xuanzang traveled all the way west, and at night, when he passed through a jungle, his heart suddenly moved and he raised his head.
He was keenly aware that in the depths of the dense forest ahead, there were several people hidden, including Duan Xiaoxiao.
And just ten feet in front of him, a simple trap was arranged. At this moment, the sky is extremely dark, if Chen Xuanzang does not have the assistance of a strong divine sense, he will definitely step into the trap with one foot.
In the original plot, Chen Xuanzang was arrested, and Duan Xiaoxiao, together with her subordinates, acted in a clumsy play, wanting to promote a good thing for her and Chen Xuanzang.
Chen Xuanzang originally thought that he was deliberately angry, and this one should not happen, but he didn't expect Duan Xiaoxiao to do it anyway.
Do you have to play such a trick as a dead wife?
An imperceptible coldness flashed in Chen Xuanzang's eyes. He shook his head and continued walking. It's just that when he came to the trap, he deliberately deviated slightly and avoided the trap.
On the other side, on a strangely shaped wooden cart, Duan Xiaoxiao had half a nail on the back of each of his hands and shackles on his feet. On her side, four "robbers" dressed fiercely and three "meat tickets" dressed in the same way as Duan Xiaoxiao were looking over the window of the car.
Among them, a little boy with a scar in his left eye had a small amorphous flying ring around his neck, and when he saw Chen Xuanzang bypassing the trap, he couldn't help but say: "Zhai master, I didn't step on the trap, how can I play this?" β
Duan Xiaoxiao patted the side wall, stared at Chen Xuanzang and said, "Then rush over directly and coil him!" Sixth, drive! β
"Okay!" The child was the most aggressive, and immediately the engine turned off, and the wooden cart suddenly moved forward slowly.
"Second and fifth, you go directly and catch him!" Duan Xiaoxiao continued to instruct, "But be careful not to hurt himβforget it, the man is rude, fourth sister, you go!" β
The second is a middle-aged man with a topless body and two fluffy buns; The fifth is a pigtailed prime, the fourth sister is a very enchanting woman, and the sixth is the little boy.
As for the third child, he is the same as Duan Xiaoxiao, dressed up as a meat ticket, and is a thin and short teenager.
After Shancai settled Duan Xiaoxiao in a bandit cottage, Duan Xiaoxiao quickly became the owner of this cottage. Over the years, all the old people in the cottage have died, and Duan Xiaoxiao, the owner of the cottage, only subdues demons and destroys demons all day long, and does not rob, so there are only six of them left in the huge cottage.
As for the other two, they are group performances invited by Duan Xiaoxiao.
The bandits immediately went into action.
After a crisp bell ringing, Chen Xuanzang saw the wooden cart quickly driving towards this side, he sighed, turned around and ran towards the depths of the dense forest.
"Damn! He ran away! "The sixth one shouted.
"By what?" Duan Xiaoxiao slapped the sixth child's bald head, "Chase!" β
They originally thought that the wheels were faster than the legs, but it turned out that the long-distance runner Chen Xuanzang ran faster than the car.
Looking at Chen Xuanzang, who was almost out of sight, Duan Xiaoxiao was frantic and wanted to die: "Ahhhh The third child, the iron-blooded system! β
"Don't, right? I just had dinner, and I'm not very angry. The third said reluctantly.
Duan Xiaoxiao grabbed him by the collar and said viciously: "If you make me unable to catch up with my husband, I will make you completely angry!" β
The third child immediately exclaimed: "The owner of the village, I am ready!" β
"Cheap!" Duan Xiaoxiao pushed him away and continued to look at Chen Xuanzang by the window.
Behind him, the third child began to blow on a huge skin bag, and the second, fourth and fifth men held a hammer in their hands and began to beat the airbag quickly, and the air in the airbag generated power, driving the gear mechanism to rotate, and the speed of the car increased sharply by more than ten times.
At this moment, Chen Xuanzang was immediately in sight.
Seeing that he couldn't run away, he stopped running.
Before the car stopped, the second, fourth, fifth and sixth children jumped out of the car, and killed Chen Xuanzang viciously.
"Duan Xiaoxiao-I know it's you, come out!"
Seeing that these four people were about to rush to him, Chen Xuanzang was angry and shouted in a long voice.
The fourth hand's hand will stop in front of Chen Xuanzang, a little surprised: "What is Xiaoxiao?" Boy, what the hell is your name? β
"You're still acting, aren't you?" Chen Xuanzang swept her hand away and walked towards the wooden cart.
"Hey, stop me!" Lao Wuyi grabbed Chen Xuanzang's left shoulder, "We are so fierce, can you respect us?" β
"The play is too bad!" Chen Xuanzang said disdainfully, he looked at the wooden car: "Duan Xiaoxiao, either you come out now, or I will treat you as if I never knew you." β
"Does he really know?" The sixth turned his head and asked the fourth.
The fourth child rolled his eyes: "Even if you don't know, you say this now." β
After a moment of silence, a small embarrassed voice came from the wooden car: "It's really boring, okay, okay, I'm out!" β
The four "meat tickets" jumped out of the car, and the third child looked at Chen Xuanzang curiously, and then turned back to the other two and said, "Okay, you can go." β
Duan Xiaoxiao was a little embarrassed and a little embarrassed, and walked up to Chen Xuanzang with a twist, and said, "You, how did you see it?" β
Chen Xuanzang looked at Duan Xiaoxiao's hands with two fake nails, and sighed, "The props are good." β
Duan Xiaoxiao immediately pulled out the nail and threw it away.
"Hey, don't throw it away, maybe you can use it next time." The third complained.
"Get out-" Duan Xiao shouted at the third child.
The third child was stunned for a long time before he said: "The owner of the village doesn't have this line......"
Syllable!
Duan Xiaoxiao was so angry that he slapped him in the face and shouted, "Tai, Tai! β
Woohoo!
Who knew that this slap touched the mechanism that the third child hid in his body and spurted blood, and suddenly the originally prepared dog blood began to pour out from his neck like a fountain.
Duan Xiaoxiao was even more angry, and dodged the point and pointed at him and scolded: "It's all done by you, you see your blood spraying like this, you still spray?" You're still squirting! β
The third child hurriedly explained while scrambling to close the mechanism: "It's broken, it's broken!" The machine is out of order! β
"Ahh Duan Xiao shouted frantically, "You bunch of waste! β
A group of subordinates hurriedly knelt on the ground and said in unison: "The owner of the village is angry! β
Duan Xiaoxiao turned around and saw Chen Xuanzang looking at her with a smile, and suddenly squeezed out a trace of embarrassment and politeness: "My subordinates are not successful, let you laugh, by the way, where are our flaws?" β
Chen Xuanzang stretched out a finger and pointed at Duan Xiaoxiao.
"Me?" Duan Xiaoxiao also pointed to herself, looking confused, "How could it be me?" β
"Actually, I saw the amorphous flying ring around his neck." Chen Xuanzang pointed at the sixth child again, and said with a smile, "So I screamed, in fact, if you don't make a sound, I think about how to continue running, but I didn't expect ......."
Chen Xuanzang spread his hands.
Duan Xiaoxiao was completely stunned: "You lied to me? β
Chen Xuanzang looked at him with pity: "Miss Duan's day mourning, I heard that eating more walnuts to nourish the brain, I don't know if it's true, but you can try it." β
"Ahh Duan Xiaoxiao went crazy again.
"Owner, what should I do now?" The second child stood up and asked loudly.
Duan Xiaoxiao couldn't stay for a minute, and when she walked away, her sad and indignant roar floated in the night sky: "Take it away!" β
The second child's eyes showed a fierce light, and he looked at Chen Xuanzang with bad intentions.
Chen Xuanzang smiled at him: "Can I get in the car by myself?" You know, you have a good relationship with me, and if you do something to me, I will sue. β