The beginning of the battle for domination of the universe

Not only could the fat man not accept this fact, but even Liu Yiyi, who was watching the holographic video, was speechless for at least a minute. When Liu Yiyi reacted one by one, she didn't pay attention to the problem that the intelligent mastermind would stop the pontine brain work, and she screamed frantically: "I'm going crazy!" Is this a 4D movie? Right? Zero! You're sent by the film producer to hype! It must be so! ”

"Oh my God! That angel is so strong, how can it be reversed like this! It's not very realistic! I want to have a bad review on Douban! ”

"No, it's going to be a sequel, it's going to be a sequel, right?"

And her screams also reached the fat man's head, which made the fat man cheer up: "Yes, this must be a movie!" How could this kid surnamed Xiao do such a thing! Ahh It hurts! "No matter how conjecture and obscenity you are, the one on the belly is neither deep nor shallow, cutting the dermis, revealing the fat cut, but it really makes the fat man scream.

Because he waved his arms and Ying Liuyi's words, as a result, his belly full of fat squirmed, and the scabbed knife edge was opened again.

Cutting the dermis is not an epidermis, and the incision that can bring out the fat is really not an ordinary pain.

"Temporary Marines, if you continue to torture yourself with high decibel volumes, then the intelligent mastermind will program you to confine until you calm down." Zero is still in that dying tone, but its words are effective, at least Liu Yiyi finally calmed down and stopped screaming.

"Is this true?" Even now, Liu Yiyi still can't believe this fact.

Until Xiao Baoshi was dragged to the door of the passage by the fat man, and those egg-shaped robots rushed to the door and began to disinfect and treat the wounds of the two of them. Kryptonian's technology is indeed superb, in less than ten minutes, the knife on the fat man's belly has grown new meat, except that the color of the skin on the side is not the same, according to the fat man: "It's the same as the fat man's original belly!" ”

He even slapped his belly hard, and it was indeed fat and rippling, without hindrance.

"Fatty, help me into the passage." Xiao Baoshi's condition did not recover so quickly, his injuries were much heavier than those of the fat man, and despite the treatment, he was obviously still weak.

This fat man named Zhen Sui is obviously not a good talker, and he was blown up when he heard it: "The surname is Xiao, the fat man has endured you for a long time!" As soon as I came, I took a bite of the fat man, let me tell you, this is in Binhai City, and the fat man will take money to kill you! What's the matter, not convinced? Think the fat man wants to pay you for your medical expenses? Tell the thugs to beat you? Girl, can the fat man use such a tasteless? 500,000, 500,000, you give yourself a punch, as long as you can smash a tooth, 500,000 will be yours! ”

"Do you know that the fat man is awesome? 500,000 is not enough, 1 million! Don't be hard-mouthed, you're not a wealthy lord, depending on whether you're wearing these basketball pants or a copycat! A million thrown in front of you, are you reluctant to give up a tooth, or are you reluctant to save face? Don't steal, don't rob, don't need internal injuries, if you can slap your teeth, you can earn a million, you can't slap yourself in the mouth? How about it, the fat man didn't brag about it, right? I'll kill you with money! ”

"Damn, and then I came to snatch the halo of the protagonist of the fat man, and now I support the fat man! The surname is Xiao, which green onion do you have? The fat man crossed his waist, or it should be the waist, and pointed at Xiao Baoshi with his fingers like a small radish, and the halberd pointed at Xiao Baoshi and sprayed wildly.

Xiao Baoshi shook his head, and slowly stood up by himself holding on to the wall: "I thought you were a big dealer, but I didn't expect you to be a coward." Then he slowly leaned against the wall, moving slowly inside at a speed comparable to that of a snail.

"Hey, hey! What do you call that? When did the fat man coax it! ”

"Dominating the universe, weren't you yelling like that before?" Xiao Baoshi didn't reply and said, "Think about it yourself, if you brag, you will continue to force it here; If you really have the heart to do great things, come together. ”

These words seemed to be the fat man's mantra, he thought about it, and finally caught up and put Xiao Baoshi's arm on his shoulder: "The surname is Xiao, the fat man respects you as a man!" But if you play with the fat man, hum, it's unpredictable! ”

"Fatty, don't hug my waist, okay? We're straight men! ”

"The surname is Xiao, you are enough!" The fat man was furious, so he simply pulled Xiao Baoshi's left arm and ran forward, "Brother can't be straighter anymore!" ”

Xiao Baoshi can't stand it now, isn't he just weak and wants the fat man to help him? How can it be done with such a? almost fell: "Fatty, slow down, slow down, don't you?" Okay, okay, I was wrong, and you're straight too! ”

The fat man didn't accept the apology and ran wildly.

"Wait!" Xiao Baoshi felt that if he went on like this, he didn't have to finish the passage, and if he was twenty meters away, he would definitely be finished, so he had to search his intestines and squeeze out a sentence, "Do you want to change the artificial knee?" Fatty, you are not short of money, but this original knee is always stronger than a man-made one! You're so heavy and running so fast, if you finish playing with that half-crescent bone, you'll have to change your knees! ”

"Really? Do you still understand this? The fat man hesitated, but finally relented.

"You see that I usually run to the basketball court when I'm fine, how can I be more reliable than you, right?" Xiao Baoshi posed as a professional, coupled with the knock-off sports shorts and vest, it seemed really convincing.

The fat man thought about it, and finally stopped insisting: "Okay." ”

But after a few steps, the fat man spoke again: "Actually, brother is giving you a step down." ”

"Actually, you can't have lung capacity, you can't run, and you go downhill with the donkey." Although Xiao Baoshi is weak, his mouth seems to be very strong.

"The surname is Xiao, I warn you! You're enough! ”

"Well, my bad."

And Xiao Baoshi's destination is where the winch of the backup gravity start device is located.

The two-headed starman's wide wings were like ink, enveloping herself like a black cocoon and a bud waiting to be released.

"The surname is Xiao, you can't let go of this girl!" The fat man shook Xiao Baoshi away, pointed at the latter and scolded, "You let the fat man go this time, just to coax this female angel, right?" No, this girl is not an angel, the fat man remembers, angels have no gender! Then the fat man laughed inexplicably.

It's a pity that he forgot that the ring on their hands can allow them to communicate seamlessly, so although the fat man didn't speak, Xiao Baoshi still heard his words in his mind: "After a lot of hard work, it turned out to be a genderless one!" This is more bitter than a pseudo-mother! Hahahaha! ”

"Am I such a person? Fatty, can you not be so damaged? "Xiao Baoshi is not happy, he really didn't come for this.

But the fat man didn't care: "Do you think I'll believe it, aren't you such a person?" ”

Xiao Baoshi was speechless for a while, pointed at the fat man, but finally didn't pull it off with him, but asked the two-headed star man who wrapped himself in black wings, "Aren't you going with me?" ”

The wings suddenly fell, revealing that extremely delicate face: "Why should I go with you?" ”

The fat man was on the side, with a tone that he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic: "That's, that's!" She is not your daughter-in-law, why should she go with you? ”

"Dominate the universe." Xiao Baoshi couldn't do it anymore, so he could only recite this mantra to the fat man, "If you don't coax it, remember this stubble, just shut up." "Thankfully, the spell is still in effect.

Xiao Baoshi held on to the wall and slowly squatted down, the injury to his internal organs made it a little difficult for him to stand for a long time: "Didn't you betray the two-headed star and surrender to me?" ”

"Is there one?" She asked indifferently.

Xiao Baoshi pointed at her black wings, but who expected her to sneer: "I just don't believe in the consuls and the head of state anymore, so I can't imitate the seven-color spectrum, and the combat effectiveness will drop by three percent because of this, who told you that I surrendered to you?" If necessary, I can kill you right now. ”

The fat man cleverly picked up his belly and secretly moved to the corner of the passage, what are you kidding? I turned on the gravity device just now, and it was a surge of blood, and if I didn't fight, I would die; At present, it is the personal grudge between Xiao Baoshi and this two-headed star, and the fat man is not mixed!

Xiao Baoshi scratched his head: "Okay, no matter what, we're on one side now." Okay, okay, I'm not talking nonsense, let's get it straight, you have a way to block the Kryptonian consciousness communication, right? "This is the reason why Xiao Baoshi came back to find this two-headed star.

"Yes, our armor has an anti-consciousness module that can block out consciousness intrusions that don't conform to the setting." She's pretty straightforward.

Xiao Baoshi nodded, this is also what he thought of when he was treating his injuries before, otherwise, Zero would be arguing in the minds of every two-headed star, how could the two-headed starmen fight? They must have a way to defend themselves.

"Teach me." Xiao Baoshi made this request.

The two-headed star man thought for a moment and said to him, "Bring the armor of my two companions." ”

The fat man saw Xiao Baoshi looking at him, and couldn't help but stretch out his finger and point his nose: "Why me again?" ”

But obviously, in terms of force, he is not the opponent of the two-headed star, and it is even more impossible to count on the weak Xiao Baoshi, so the fat man can only do this drudgery.

The two-headed star man looked at the huge figure of the fat man who was struggling to carry two pieces of armor, and said, "You shouldn't be a comrade-in-arms with such a person. ”

"Should I be a member of the team with someone like you?" Xiao Baoshi thought about it and asked.

"Of course."

Xiao Baoshi shrugged his shoulders, he understood that the reason why this two-headed star man was temporarily on their side was just because he was forced by the situation just now, and he was suppressed by the blow he had just made, and only after weighing the pros and cons did he betray his companion. This teammate who really sells well, can't help but feel a little disgusted, and was silent for a long time before he spoke: "But as a fat teammate, I'm still alive." ”

This is a slap in the face, aren't all her teammates dead? The handsome face of the two-headed star man was immediately covered with frost.

Fortunately, the fat man who threw down the armor was blessed to his heart: "We can live, it is this one who is standing here, or we can't choke!" ”

This made the two-headed star's face not so stinky, she removed two belt-like equipment from the two armors, and briefly said how to use them, and then she said to Xiao Baoshi: "You go, otherwise, I may not be able to control my desire to kill you in a while." ”

Xiao Baoshi smiled and picked up the two belts, but touched his nose again, and came up with an idea: "Why don't we discuss it, find some latex paint or something, and help you brush the feathers white...... Right! Bleach, help you bleach, and then you go back to the double-headed star to slowly figure out a way? "What he means is that if this two-headed star man goes back and leaves the anti-idea module behind, then he, the fat man, and Liu Yiyi, won't they all live together?

But watching her lift the great sword, he finally shut up in amusement, and hinted to the fat man who was wearing a belt like himself to help him and hurry away. But at this time, a metal pillar rose from the ground, and then shot out a few rays of light, and soon a holographic projection appeared, which was a Kryptonian's round egg-shaped body, this Kryptonian used not conscious communication, but language, fortunately, the teleportation ring could translate what he said:

"Intelligent life, maybe you should stay, accept the legacy of the last Kryptonians."

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