In the small occasion and small environment, there is no lack of small corners, come up with a clever idea, to achieve a small purpose, more and more become Ma Guangdi's specialty, even the women and children in the family area say that he has a lot of flowers. Even since Wang Mingming was imprisoned, I don't know how to spread it, the story of "urine debts have to be paid with urine" has disappeared, and it has spread almost throughout the entire production team, plus some people who like to listen to stories and make up stories add oil and vinegar, which is even more impressive. It is said that many people laughed when they heard it, and sometimes the two of them laughed more than once they saw Ma Guangdi. In the days when this story first spread, some family members joked with Ma Guangdi, begging for money for laughing bad belly, and he didn't know what was going on. also said that others, when he told Han Qiumei this story in the bed, she laughed so much that she couldn't breathe, and tears flashed.

However, it is also widely recognized that this kid is not bad-hearted, and he does not use his intestines on good people, if you don't mess with him, he won't mess with you. One evening, everyone was enjoying the cool under the tree, telling the story of Ma Guangdi, he fanned his hand, put his clothes on his shoulders, and walked over. Principal Qian gave him the nickname "Little Jigong Living Buddha", which made everyone laugh again.

No, Ma Guangdi persuaded Shao Dajun with his little wisdom and small mou in the intestines of the field, and persuaded the head of the civil affairs unit of the Xiaoxing'an Commune, and happily completed the divorce procedures, and then ran to the field hospital, neither spent a lot of money, nor did he let himself suffer like a little bit, and happily got a diagnosis certificate in his hand, which is known as "neurosis", and the doctor squeezed his nose and covered his head and said, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!

Also, the educated youth began to say that Captain Zhang was a little difficult to do, some said that it was because of the fake home for Huang Xiaomin that Li Jin and others petitioned and was beaten by Secretary Xiao, and some said that Zheng Fenghua gave him a political lesson without a nose and face, and it was difficult to send some gifts to return to the city. Ma Guangdi doesn't think so, he thinks that it is easier to pass this level than any level, otherwise he would not give up such a big face to divorce his loving wife. Hey, it's difficult, it's hard to get the key to the trick, Captain Zhang and his family don't accept the gift like a dog eating, it's hard and difficult to restrain it all at once. He simply doesn't see a rabbit, doesn't scatter an eagle, doesn't give him a gift, doesn't do anything. Ma Guangdi discussed with Han Qiumei: gritted his teeth, took out the 100 yuan he had saved, went to the county department store to pick the most expensive, gold-trimmed big wall clock and bought one, and after dinner, while everyone was studying, he sneaked into Captain Zhang's house unconsciously. Captain Zhang and his family knew that this Ma Guangdi ghost head toad eyes, so he poked a urine nest, but after thinking about it, because he was criticized by Zheng Fenghua for issuing a divorce certificate letter to him, he saw that he had completed the procedures for returning to the city to prove that he had completed the formalities and left in a few days, besides, he wouldn't say that he would give himself a gift, right? Captain Zhang also has a careful eye, Ma Guangdi is a ghost-headed toad, maybe he really wants to dump Han Qiumei, that is a good daughter-in-law. As soon as Ma Guangdi left and Liang Yuying left, she wanted to marry Han Qiumei as her daughter-in-law, she already had a history of giving birth to a son, and she was also beautiful and capable...... Looking at this big wall clock, it is really cute to say that there is nothing to mention at home...... After Captain Zhang signed, he accepted it, in order to keep a hand, when Ma Guangdi was about to go out of the door, he also said: "If you don't take it, put it here first, anyway, we don't accept gifts." Ma Guangdi had already guessed the trick of the two of them, and muttered in his heart, anyway, with your signature, I can go to the document early tomorrow morning to stamp it.

Ho, how proud Ma Guangdi is, this is the first hurdle to return to the city! Back to the city, back to the city, stretch out your hand and touch the edge of the city!

He stepped out of the door of the team's office, clutched the registration form for returning to the city, and as if it had grown wings and flew away, he put it in his personal pocket and stuffed it down before taking out his hand. He suddenly felt melancholy again, took out the registration form and unfolded it to look at the name signed by the captain, and scolded in his heart:, he signed a name like an old cockroach, it was worth nearly a hundred yuan? Go to the county seat to buy this wall clock, plus the round-trip fare, a hundred yuan and a little bit of a fraction, I still raise a child, save a whole three months, a month, remove Sunday is twenty-five and a half shifts, only thirty-two yuan a day, earn a piece of two cents and five cents, if the general war will be even more bitter. For example, if you cut beans, you have to haze your waist tens of thousands of times and drop tens of thousands of sweat beads on the ground to earn it. This 100 yuan ticket, how many tens of thousands of waists have to be bent, how many tens of thousands of beads of sweat have to fall, if these money buy white noodles, a dime and a half a pound, can buy more than 600 catties...... Fuck, let him tease him all at once, no, not tease, he sent it himself! Since it was sent by himself, what else do you feel sorry for? Thinking of this, I am relieved again, money is something outside the body, and I will earn it if I don't have it! That being said, how can it be so easy, that is, this time it is out of the way! When I went to buy a wall clock, I bought a bus ticket back, I had eight cents left, and I was about to have a meal, when I arrived at the door of the hotel, I found a disabled person begging on crutches, and a pitiful energy surged into my heart. As soon as he made a move, he gave the eight cents to the disabled beggar.

He put the registration form for returning to the city and ran happily towards the dormitory of the Educated Youth University, ready to study after dinner for a while. Who knew that he had just entered the dormitory, just after the end of his studies.

"Hey, Ma Guangdi," Yuan Dacang saw Ma Guangdi push the door in, greeted him and asked, "The whole team of educated youths are studying, what did you do?" There was a bit of a ** flavor in the tone of the question.

Ma Guangdi smiled: "Hey, a hot bean popped out of the cold pot, I am from the logistics platoon, and you are from the field platoon." I have the secretary and captain in charge, and the platoon commander Li Jin watching, which kind of idle business are you in charge of? ”

"The two of us are studying together, and Secretary Zheng has asked me and Li Jin to be responsible, what's the matter? Can't control you? Yuan Cannon refuted Ma Guangdi with sufficient reason, "Li Jin told me that there was something wrong with you, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Oh, that's the case," Ma Guangdi is the master of the people, and there is no good tone in his tone, "Li Jin is not here, and he has to exercise such a little power to fight the time difference?" I asked Platoon Leader Li for leave last night, and Captain Zhang also knew what I was doing just now. As for what to do, you have to keep it a secret! "He was deliberately angry with Yuan Cannon.

Yuan Cannon made Ma Guangdi's eyes widen in anger: "What should I do if I lie?" ”

"It seems that I'm used to lying, all of you listen wow," Ma Guangdi shouted at the educated youth who didn't go out to rest from study, "I'm going to make a bet with Platoon Commander Yuan, I'm going to lie and climb from here to the pig." If I didn't lie, let our platoon leader Yuan climb from here to the pig, you can testify, if you lose, you won't climb the carpenter and beat it! ”

"You...... You ......" Yuan Dacang was just about to say something, remembering that this kid never suffered, hesitated, and remembered the uncomfortable taste of betting and drinking cold water that time, and loosened his sleeve in a half-truthful tone, "Now it's time to expose and criticize Lin Biao and '***', one of which is that you can't do a big thing if you don't lie, and if you tell a lie ten thousand times, it will become the truth." If you lie, you have to combine learning to understand and understand, and if you don't lie, you will be pulled down, who will talk to you about that king and eight calves! ”

Ma Guangdi tilted his neck: "Isn't that what you want to pull?" ”

"Gotta get it," Yuan Dacang made an anonymous call to Secretary Xiao to the field department to tell Ma Guangdi that the fake divorce really didn't work out and he didn't return to the city, and wanted to use this topic to embarrass him, feeling full of confidence, "Let me make this bet with you: Tell me, are you and Han Qiumei really divorced or fake divorce?" Can you make this bet? ”

"Wow," Ma Guangdi glared, "I said it's true!" What do you say? ”

"Fake!"

"What's the gambling method?"

"Just like you just said!"

"After talking about the conditions, I will swear to count and let everyone testify."

"Good!"

"I said that there are three real divorces," Ma Guangdi said casually, "The first one is that we can't get along, we both agree to divorce and no longer live together; The second is that the divorce procedures have been completed, which is in line with the legal procedures and has a divorce certificate as the basis; The third is that even Captain Zhang admits that I am true, otherwise how can I prove it. After he finished speaking, he shouted: "You say I'm fake, come up with evidence, it's not okay to talk without evidence!" ”

The educated youths in the dormitory flocked to Ma Guangdi and asked him to come up with evidence quickly.

"You, you are true on the surface, you ......" Yuan Dacang said angrily, "You know in your heart whether it is fake or not!" ”

Ma Guangdi asked: "How do you know in my heart?" ”

"I just know!" Yuan Dacang couldn't get evidence after thinking about it, and then he gambled that he would be dumb and eat coptis, so he turned around and said, "I won't talk to you, go to the toilet, and when I come back, I have to organize everyone to study!" ”

Ma Guangdi stretched out his hand to grab Yuan Cannon, but he broke away and ran home.

The educated youth applauded and coaxed, and the big dormitory was filled with a lively and chaotic atmosphere.

"Brother Ma," Li Asan tugged at the corner of Ma Guangdi's clothes, put his mouth to his ear and asked, "What's the matter, are you going back to the dormitory as an errand boy?" ”

"Ouch, you person, why are you so ungenerous," Ma Guangdi pushed Li Asan away and complained, "Divorce is divorce, moving here is moving to live, what are you muttering, like I have some kind of ghost here." No, haven't all my luggage been moved! ”

Li Asan hurriedly took three steps back: "Yes, yes, yes." ”

"Hey—be quiet, everybody!" Cheng Liuliu, a knowledgeable youth in Beijing, gestured and shouted, "Comrades-in-arms, friends, below, let us welcome the first proletarian old man living in our dormitory with warm applause. After speaking, he took the lead and applauded.

As soon as the applause fell, Ma Guangdi pretended to be unhappy and grabbed Bai Cheng Liuliu: "What are you fooling about, and you still have a proletarian master?" ”

"Hey, the old woman is gone, the children are gone, the house is full, and there is only a set of dry luggage left, what is not the proletariat? If you're married, you're not a young man, not a gentleman! ”

"Hahaha......"

"Oh-"

Cheng Liuliu's explanation led to laughter and applause.

The laughter was not gone, the applause was still ringing, Ding Yuechun walked in with his luggage, leaned over his shoulders and put his head on the kang, and Ma Guangdi's luggage bones were piled up, straightened his waist and began to sweat.

"Hey-" Cheng Liuliu took advantage of the excitement to have fun, "Friends of the wilderness, another proletarian master, everyone also appreciates the light, quack!" ”

"Choking on soup!" Ding Yuechun heard Cheng Liuliu's explanation of the funny remarks when he was in and out of the door, waved his hand and breathed out a few breaths and said, "We are all revolutionary intellectual youths, how uncomfortable it is to be a proletarian old man!" ”

"Man, what, it sounds uncomfortable?" Cheng Liuliu lowered his voice and said, "Who let you get married early?" The south (difficult) suffers from the north, who to talk to when it is good! ”

Another burst of laughter. The dormitory of the Educated Youth University is unprecedentedly active.

"Yes, yes, that's the case," Ma Guangdi refused to accept the verbal battle, pulled his throat, and learned the official tone of Wang Da when he was stunned to read the report and read the manuscript, first said the title heavily and frustratedly, and said in a long voice, "Everyone---Waste-Friends--Shanghai, Beijing, Beijing, and the North, the young men who should be married and not married, on behalf of the two official gentlemen, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks for your welcome!" After speaking, he also took the lead in applauding, looking left and right, only Ding Yue Chunying applauded.

Cheng Liuliu pointed at Ma Guangdi and said with a smile: "You kid, you are trying to get us in the circle." ”

"Hahaha......" Ma Guangdi walked up and gave Cheng Liuliu a punch "bang", "The current old man, the future old man, are all old men, proletarian old men in the trench." ”

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Today, Ma Guangdi speaks and moves in a chic manner among the educated youth. When he first entered the scene, the educated youths were still ashamed to fall in love, Wang Da was stunned and criticized that it was "bad style" to secretly fall in love, he only studied in elementary school, and mixed in the rural team, and the educated youths called him "fake educated youth" Seeing that he was lazy and lazy, he loved to talk nonsense, and called him a "second-rate fart", and they all looked down on him. Especially after watching the performance of the art team, he suddenly took a fancy to Magnolia's natural beauty, beautiful and extraordinary, and whispered to Li Jin to make a coo, but Li Jin broke the topic in one sentence, which made the atmosphere in the entire dormitory lively, but his face was neither red nor white. Since then, people have found that as long as there is Ma Guangdi in the dormitory, it is very lively, and in the first days when he left the big dormitory after he got married, there seemed to be a lot of things missing here. Now that he has moved back, the big dormitory is lively again, but no one looks down on this "fake educated youth" and "second-rate fart" anymore. Some people even envy him for living so tastefully and freely after he got married.

"Daddy, Daddy......"

The educated youths were joking with Ma Guangdi, looking for new joke topics, Ma Guangdi's youngest son slipped in through the crack in the door, stilted like a little fat duck to look east and west, and ran up with his hands in his hands after seeing Ma Guangdi.

"Oops-" Ma Guangdi just unpacked his luggage and was about to go to the toilet when he came back, he went into the bed, hurriedly greeted him, squatted down and held his hands and asked, "Xiaohuang, you came by yourself?" ”

Xiao Huang nodded with tears in his eyes: "My mother sent me to the door." ”

"Good baby," Ma Guangdi hugged Xiao Huang and kissed his face and said, "Didn't I tell you, I divorced your mother, and in the future, she will live hers, I will live mine, and you will be in charge of your mother." If Dad misses you, go see you, don't come to me again, do you understand? ”

"No, no, no, no!" Xiao Huang shook his chubby little brain, "I said, let my mother play with me tomorrow, but my mother said no; I asked my mother to ask someone to catch the gnats, but my mother said no. Mom doesn't know anything, I don't play with Mom, I play with Dad ......" said, hugging Ma Guangdi's neck.

"Okay, good boy," Ma Guangdi picked up Xiao Huang and instructed while walking to the bunk, "You and Dad are with Daddy, but you must listen to Daddy, let you get up when you get up, let you go to the nursery school, if not, Dad will be spanked." ”

"Dad," Xiao Huang shook Ma Guangdi's neck and bargained, "I have to dig out the finch first tomorrow." ”

"You fucking stupid boy, it's autumn, where are you going to dig out the birds."

"Xiao Huang," without waiting for Xiao Huang to bargain again, Li Jin went back to the dormitory. He sat cross-legged, "You come, I'll hug you, and tomorrow I'll take you to dig out the birds." ”

Li Jin took over Xiaohuang, and Ma Guangdi took the opportunity to go to the toilet.

"Xiaohuang, do you know me?"

"Yes," Xiao Huang's eyes widened, and he put a finger in his mouth and bit it.

"Who am I?"

"You're Uncle Lee."

"Hahaha......" Li Jin laughed, "Good boy," and then raised his face to the educated youths in the bed and said, "Tell me, how interesting, I don't have a son, so I will be an uncle first!" He then said to Xiao Huang, "Xiao Huang, the room in the bed is full of your uncle, your old nose uncle......

The educated youth have never received this title, although it is also an ordinary title, but today it is used on themselves, how interesting, oh, to be an uncle.

There was a burst of laughter.

Li Jin and Xiao Huang chatted, he often went to Ma Guangdi's house to eat noodles and sew clothes, and he was very familiar. When he was at home, Xiao Huang called him Uncle Li and didn't feel anything, but today he felt a special taste, a taste, a kind of astringent taste, funny taste, and humorous taste, these three tastes constitute a special kind of humor. When the first offspring of the team's educated youth was born in Ma Guangdi's small family, it immediately became news. Li Jin, Ding Yuechun, etc. all rushed to name the child, what Xiao Zhuangzhuang, Xiao Ming, Xiao Ding, etc., a large list, and finally Li Jin said, this is our team, or it may be the first small Great Northern Wilderness of our small Xing'an farm, just take the first and last one of these five words, called Xiaohuang, in the future, let the next generation always remember that their parents had a tragic life process of going to the mountains and going to the countryside. Remember this life, remember this history. Everyone unanimously agreed, and Xiao Huang's name was called.

Li Asan, Cheng Liuliu, Xiao Bu'er, etc., were all shirtless, wearing pants and came over to tease Xiao Huang. For a time, there were those called Xiaohuang, some called Xiaoma Guangdi, and some called the little guys, and the cries came one after another in the dormitory of the educated youth, some threw Shanghai sugar, some threw Beijing preserved fruits, and biscuits, sour plums, sugar cubes, and canned food came one after another, and for a while, Xiaohuang seemed to have become the darling of the dormitory of the educated youth, and became the pride and living treasure of the educated youth.

The intellectuals talked, laughed, and made trouble, the fatigue of participating in the conference during the day, the boredom of participating in the dry study after dinner, and the distress of returning to the city, as if they had all put on their wings and flew away without a trace.

Educated youth dormitory, you have changed. Your style has changed, and so has your temperament. At that time, there was a line of towels on the rope on the two large kangs, and a line for each of the two rows of luggage, but now it is disorganized, socks, pants, vests, and luggage are stacked on the rope, and there is a roll of the mattress. It's no longer a one-color errand here, with little old men and babies, what a distinctive product of the times.

Ma Guangdi came back from the toilet, took Xiao Huang, stripped him naked and put him in the quilt, and took off his clothes to get ready for bed. Who knows, the educated youth are still in the mood.

Li Asan, who was on the opposite kang, was shirtless, with his chin pillowing his arms stacked together, teasing: "You two look so good, how can you say that you divorce when you leave?" You want to be a father and a child's mother, can you stand it? ”

"Guangdi," Cheng Liuliu stretched out his big arms, "What is Han Qiumei inferior to you?" ”

Niu Da joked: "Tomorrow morning, buddy will send you back......"

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Educated youth, you say a word, I say a word, like raindrops to Ma Guangdi. Some are funny topics, and some want to explore some secrets from the topic of Ma Guangdi's divorce. Not to mention the educated youth, even the people in the family area would not believe that Ma Guangdi was divorced, but they saw him divorce with their own eyes. Especially these days, Ma Guangdi acts secretively, often running alone unknowingly. There must be "trouble" here, everyone can guess that there is no one who is not far from ten, and who refuses to pierce the window paper. The issue of returning to the city is a sensitive issue, after Li Jin led the team to petition to return to the city and was defeated, the educated youths began to make their own small calculations, according to the frequent news from Shanghai, only the educated youths who went to the countryside from the Shanghai secondary school have the possibility of returning to the city en masse...... In addition to them (she) often collectively discuss this common topic, other types, what the third term, what family is in trouble, what is sick, etc., are all reading their own hearts of the little ninety-nine, not to mention the iron buddy, that is, the steel buddy, not steel to the perfect fire is unwilling to take out the hole cards, but, they all understand each other, like a layer of window paper that has not been pierced.

"Okay, okay......" Li Jin said jokingly, "don't talk about politics, don't talk about politics...... It is difficult for Qing officials to cut off family affairs, how can others be involved in the affairs of the two people! Let's go to sleep, we have to fight tomorrow. ”

"Yes, how can others be involved in the affairs of the two of them," Ding Yuechun said angrily, "Divorce is divorce, and if you can't get together, you will blow the lamp and pull out the wax, or something." ”

His words are not as funny as Ma Guangdi, a lot of resentment, a lot of resentment, all from the bottom of his heart. Secretary Xiao gave Jiang Tingting the green light, he didn't have much joy, his intricate emotions were intertwined, and he was often irritable. His words, no one interjected, everyone knew that Wang Su, who had been shot, had left a wound on Jiang Tingting's body, and they all talked behind his back: This kid's divorce may be real or fake, it is not ruled out that he will use this excuse to deceive Jiang Tingting and make the fake come true, and they all despise him, suspect him, and worry about Jiang Tingting.

"Hey," Ma Guangdi brought the atmosphere back, "There is a sky above my own head, who knows if there is a problem, the old woman is the clothes on her body and the shoes on her feet, she can wear them if she wants to, and ......take them off if she doesn't want to wear them."

The more ghosts there are in my heart, the more I dare to say it, and I dare to brag about any cow.

Li Asan suddenly sat up from the bed: "Okay, is your kid a new love again?" ”

"Say!" Niu Da also sat up and looked eager, "This kid doesn't say clean up after him." ”

"Ah, ah, ah......" Ma Guangdi said with a gesture, "Dude's subordinates are merciful, no, really not, the marriage is sad, and I will report it again." ”

"What's true and what's fake, we don't know what you got here," Cheng Liuliu lay on the quilt and only showed his head, "Don't fool around, just go what you need to do!" ”

"Flicker, hey—you're fooling!" Ma Guangdi was not pleasant when he heard this, and shot a string of counterattack guns, "You boys, when you go to the countryside, as soon as you get on the train from Beijing, you shout what are you going to reclaim and garrison the border, take root in the countryside to do revolution, and you have been shouting for almost ten years, and you are not married, you are really fooling the revolution and the party, and fooling the people and losing their hearts!" We're just joking around with our buddies. ”

A few words made Cheng Liuliu a little annoyed: "You kid don't fool, how can you get married and divorced?" ”

"Dude, don't go online, divorce can't go together." Ma Guangdi also felt that what he said just now was a little heavier, pretending to be ashamed, sighing and saying, "We are still Laotun, we don't have as many books as you study, and we don't have the vision of people in your big cities." ”

Li Jin became interested in this topic next to him, and asked: "Cheng Liuliu, Li Asan, you old guests from Shanghai and Beijing have been in the countryside for almost ten years, why haven't you married a couple?" Did you feel that this movement was unreliable on the day you went to the countryside? ”

"Where, where," Li Asan shook his head, "How can I have that long-term vision, at that time, I thought that all the old three generations went to the countryside to farm in the countryside, and it was not the same thing to receive 're-education', and the class struggle was so powerful, no one dared to squeak, and they were confused until now." He replied in retort: "Don't you see that this movement is unreliable now?" ”

Li Jin pondered carefully, but no, this is reasonable, so far, no one at the top has said that there is a problem with this movement to go to the mountains and go to the countryside, so they denied it, but they just began to implement some conventional policies, and said: "It's always a little loose." ”

"Loose?" Cheng Liuliu talked about his views, "I understand that the loosening of the words is that the issue of educated youths going to the countryside has aroused widespread concern and sympathy in society, and some cadres in charge of this work in state organs can or may not do it when they go through the formalities for the return of educated youths to the city, and they know that it is false, as long as they see that the procedures are true, they will do it, and the educated youths in many places have returned to the city in this way......

"Oh? Is that so? Li Jin thought deeply, "That's good, social sympathy is the basis for organizations to consider solving this problem!" ”

His heart was not at peace. After Xiao Bu came back from the field department, he told everything he saw and heard, Zhu Amei saw that she was going to return to Shanghai by implementing the policy, didn't Ma Guangdi say that he had also been shut down when he went through the divorce procedures at the Shao Officer of the Public Security Bureau of the Field Department, was it a special situation? No, this is not a reason for him to return to the city, he began to think about relying on the social atmosphere that Cheng Liuliu said to return to the city.

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