I have eaten McDonald's, and my stomach is bulging after eating, so I naturally can't resist my father's persuasion and my mother's various benefits.

In fact, they looked down on my persistence too much! From my father's first sentence, the private kindergarten had all kinds of delicious and fun food, and my heart had already flown there, and my head full of hamburgers, fries, and chicken wings flew in the air.

So when they finished rendering the atmosphere, looked at me reluctantly, and took out the small box containing my clothes that had been packed, they asked me sincerely, "Xiao Li, do you want to go?" If you don't go, Dad will reject them immediately! I didn't think about it, so I laughed and said loudly, "Go!" I'll go! ”

My parents were stunned when they heard my answer, and then my father asked me, "Didn't you say you wouldn't go yesterday?" ”

I saw my mother glaring at my father, and gritted her teeth in a low voice, "She doesn't go in vain, what about such good conditions, besides, the world of two people, the world of two people..."

Although I didn't understand what my mother said about the two-person world, and I didn't quite understand why she gritted her teeth and said that the conditions were very good, I still sensibly pretended to be the cutest and most innocent smile to my father, "Because my parents want me to go." ”

I heard my dad sigh helplessly, and then he asked mom to take me to the bath.

I don't like to take a bath the most, especially in the winter, they haven't bathed in the bathroom all kinds of cold slag, I shivered pitifully and coquettishly to my mother, "Ah, ah, I don't want to take a bath, I only washed it yesterday, I'm so cold..."

Strange things have happened again!

My mother, who used to be so angry at this time that she wanted to do the family law, actually smiled and said softly while dressing for me: "Okay, let's not wash, don't wash." ”

Huh? What's going on?

Of course, I don't know what this is.

My mother put on my pajamas and carried me to the cot to sleep, I closed my eyes and still sketched the shape of the hamburger fries and chicken wings I ate today, swallowing saliva unconsciously in my throat, and secretly decided in my heart that I must eat until I vomit when I go to kindergarten!

In a daze, I heard a whispered conversation between my father and mother.

Dad said: "I don't know what that kid from the Mu family thinks, so I have to let our family Xiaoli go with him." ”

Mom said, "Oops! You don't care what he thinks! People provide tuition fees for our daughter to study in an aristocratic school, are you still not happy? ”

Dad said, "I'm not unhappy," he paused and sighed lightly, "Hey, I'm afraid that they have some purpose that will be detrimental to our children." ”

Mom laughed, "Look at your narcissism! It's a big consortium at home, and I don't know how many branches there are! What can people take advantage of you? Besides, we don't have any deposits in our bank, what are you afraid of? ”

Dad sighed again: "Hey, I always feel unsure." ”

Mom chuckled again: "Gotta gotcha, if you don't steadfast yours, I'm going to sleep." ”

Dad said, "Eh, how can you sleep?" It's not like it's okay tonight..."

Then their voices became quieter and quieter, and I didn't hear them with my ears pointed out, so I fell asleep in a daze.

The next morning, there was a black car downstairs, my father said he was here to pick me up, urging me to hurry up and finish half of the fritters in my hand, I immediately slid off the stool when I thought of the fried chicken burger in the kindergarten, threw away the fritters in my hand and said I was full, and I went to pull my small box, who knows, I am not yet the age of Hercules, after all, I am only three years old, and the box does not move at all.

Later, my father carried the box and put it in the trunk of the car, the driver opened the door and let me get in the car, I was held by my father and sat in the back of the car, only to find that there was still a person sitting in the back seat, right! It's Mu Xiaoran, my brother Xiao Ran. I smiled happily at him, but he was cold, yes! Hit back to the original state.

After all, the area of the entire park is more than three times the size of the original kindergarten, and all kinds of amusement facilities are comparable to playgrounds, not to mention the decoration, of course, this does not have to be said that it is not because of the splendor, but it is very stylish (how can I understand it?). These are all things I overheard when my dad called my mom!

I was secretly overjoyed that I had come to a good place! However, the most haunting part of my life was the all-you-can-eat lunch at noon.

After a brief conversation with the teacher, my father and the teacher left without looking at me, to be honest, I was still a little depressed! After all, isn't it often my dad standing outside the garden gate on TV, and I am crying with my short arms in tears and screaming that I want to go home?

In fact, my father resolutely left, and I also jumped up and down with the teacher into the classroom.

There were two other people who entered the classroom together, one was the boy who said I looked like a lot cuter, if I'm not mistaken, it was called... Zhuo Ou. The other is the delicate 'Barbie', although Brother Xiao Ran later repeatedly corrected me that her name is Shen Zhiyan, I still couldn't help but get excited, and called her Barbie as soon as my brain short-circuited. Actually, this is not my malicious name, but it is the highest reverence I can give. You know, how expensive and rare Barbie dolls were in that era! Although it still is.

As soon as I entered the classroom, I found that there was a chubby boy sitting next to Brother Xiao Ran, looking at his fat appearance, it should be the type that is easy to push down, so I went up and slapped the table, took out the momentum of my underworld boss, and said fiercely: "Hey! This is my seat, get out of the way! ”

Brother Xiao Ran raised his eyes and glanced at me and turned away, but there was still no expression on his face, which made me very frustrated. Hey, I'm here for you!

Although I have to admit that the temptation of good food is a more fatal attraction for me, it does not prevent me from following him to school.

But I was a lot of adults, because the fat man got up crying and walked to the middle of the classroom to give up his seat, and I stopped the next step of pushing him down.

But the teacher here was obviously different from the panicked teacher I went to a kindergarten, she, or rather, they were very methodical, and the way the teacher walked up to me and asked me softly, made me suspect that they were going to start complimenting me on my heroism.

The beautiful teacher's surname is Zhu, and when I was illiterate, I naturally thought that she and Zhu Bajie were the same ancestor, so every time I called her Teacher Zhu, I couldn't help laughing, although I occasionally remembered to cover my mouth, but it always gave her the illusion that she had something dirty on her face. Of course, this was later.

That day, Teacher Zhu asked me with a gentle smile, "Little friend, what's your name?" ”

I looked at the teacher and suspected that the teacher was impersonating, because as far as I knew, it was the four of us who were new today, and we all had nameplates with our names on our chests, and she couldn't have known it!

Seeing that I just blinked and didn't speak, the teacher asked me very intimately if I was afraid?

Afraid? As I said earlier, my dream is to become the king of children, to become a big man, what are you afraid of?

Adults always like to use their theories to cover children's heads, but it is precisely because of their ability to misjudge that I escaped questioning and sat next to Brother Xiao Ran with satisfaction. And the fat man was placed in a seat next to me.

I vaguely feel that the teachers here think differently than ordinary people. Or, the teacher in the last kindergarten may think differently than ordinary people. After all, the most dangerous place is the safest place!

It was Zhuo Ou who arranged to sit with the fat man, he would always tilt his head and look at me through the thick fat man during class, which made me always have the illusion that my face was not cleaned, and I would always nervously turn my head and pull Xiao Ran's clothes and ask him, is there something on my face?

Later, he watched more and I got used to it. And Brother Xiao Ran seems to be accustomed to the gaze of the Barbie doll from the other direction, sitting seriously and upright, not affected by any of the three of us.

My first day at this kindergarten was actually the most disappointing and happiest day I've ever had. Disappointed that there was no expected chicken fries hamburger for lunch, and happily because I was crying with a puffed mouth, Zhuo Ou peeled the large pieces of chicken from his bowl and put them in my bowl.

The teacher saw that there was no food in his bowl, so he took his bowl to add vegetables again, and when his dishes were delivered, he gave me chicken skin picket dishes, which made me feel that he was a good person, and a good person who repaid grievances with virtue. Actually, my brain was short-circuited again, because I didn't realize that I could add food to my bowl, but he just turned his hand, and I was grateful to him.

My affection for Zhuo Ou was maximized on the third day of kindergarten.

That morning, in art class, the teacher asked us to make clothes out of newspapers in groups of four, and the fat man was naturally kicked out of the group.

He pitifully pulled my clothes and wanted to play with me, but Zhuo Ou tore them away, and then crossed his waist and said, "This is my daughter-in-law, you are not allowed to look for her!" ”

My eyes widened in surprise, not because he said I was his daughter-in-law, but because I was surprised, this kind of little child, should I think that my daughter-in-law also eats, right?

Brother Xiao Ran has seen the indifference of the world, he sat there and skillfully fiddled with the scissors with his little hands, and he could cut out the required graphics with a few clicks, of course, those graphics were also from his skillful hands. For a long time, I would think of him like a girl, because the things he designed were all for girls and had nothing to do with boys.

In the end, our group came up with a dress that resembled a tutu, and there were two girls in the group, so it was a question who would show it.

Fortunately, I was a picky eater since I was a child, and I didn't exercise well and I was the youngest, and after Barbie gave it to me very modestly, I accepted it shamelessly. said that I was shameless, not because I knew that she wanted to wear it just to maintain a good image in front of Xiao Ran and gave me this opportunity, but because I knew that I didn't have her beautiful face, and I still dared to stand on the stage.

The afternoon presentation was so successful that if it weren't for that little episode, I wouldn't have been able to say what I regret the most in my life.

After the change of clothes, we stood behind the curtain separated by the small curtains, and my little heart was not nervous at all, but a little excited. It was precisely because of this excitement that I successfully stepped on the overly long skirt when I stood on the small stage, and then when the whole person was about to fall to the ground, I closed my eyes in resignation, but I only felt that another small body caught me.

If it hadn't been for the teacher's quick lifting of me from him, I think his first symptom would have been suffocation.

However, Zhuo Ou, who stood up and patted his clothes, smiled at me, "Haha, I caught you so cute!" ”

I frowned and rolled my eyes, oblivious to his foodie nature, and unable to be grateful to Dade.

I said, "If it weren't for the bad shoes, you wouldn't have this chance!" ”

Normal people should be angry when they hear this narcissistic statement, right? But Zhuo Ou didn't, he was even a little inexplicably excited...

He said, "I'll make you shoes when you grow up!" ”

I didn't take his words to heart at all, and dropped the sentence "Let's talk about it when I grow up" and dismantled Brother Xiao Ran's torn clothes and ran away, and the teacher smiled reassuringly when he saw that we were fine.