Chapter Twenty-Six: In Those Years, the Moving Pictures of the Friends in the Water
Bai Siyi's eyes widened, his neck stretched forward, and his mouth was wide and stupid. And Lin Feifei, who was still standing in place, not deciding whether to listen to his sister's words and run in the opposite direction, or pounce on the little pheasant so that his sister could escape, also had a stupid expression, looking at the scene in front of him in disbelief.
There wasn't much in Bai Siyi's package. After equipping the Ball of Death, there were still three things in the package.
A vial that looks like nail polish and has the same amount of blood as a nosebleed. A roll of inferior and ineffective bandages. And then there's a whole box of kitchen waste that I got from a kind, hairless man not long ago.
And all of this was just thrown by Bai Siyi to the little pheasant.
Therefore, in the kitchen waste flying in the sky, half of the opened durian shell took the lead and flew to the chest of the little pheasant, the little pheasant reacted quickly, and a diamond-shaped shield composed of white light immediately appeared on his arm, and a standard blocking action blocked the durian shell, and the durian shell returned in vain. What followed was the fish bone that Bai Siyi had seen, the fish bone connected to the fish head. The carcass of this fish was aimed high and flew directly to the face of the baby pheasant. The little pheasant probably felt that it was not handsome enough to raise his hand and use his shield to block a fluttering fish skeleton, so he used a dashing and elegant glide to the left, and once again successfully dodged the attack of the fish.
Then, it was this chic slip that made the little pheasant tragic.
The little pheasant just ate a lot of bananas, these banana peels were thrown on the bridge deck by him, if there is a bunch of abrupt banana peels on the neat bridge deck, the little pheasant will definitely not step on it stupidly, and the little pheasant's skills are also sensitive, even if it is stepped on, at most one can stabilize the body.
However, under the cover of the garbage flying in the sky and crackling and falling on the ground, this pile of banana peels was not so eye-catching, and the handsome dodging action of the little pheasant just made him step on a piece of banana peel.
Moreover, this banana peel is very strange, after the little pheasant stepped on it, although he tried to balance his body, he was still carried by the banana peel and fell, and slid in the garbage that smashed at him.
Bai Siyi suddenly remembered that the little pheasant said that these bananas were dropped after he killed a gorilla who threw banana peels, and Bai Siyi happened to hear a woman fall on the heel because of stepping on a banana peel when he crossed the bridge last time, so he cursed a banana man, and asked the banana man to take off the banana peel after catching the banana man. Most likely, this unlucky gorilla is the banana man, and these bananas are the banana man's weapons or special props or other things, and the banana peel has an effect that will inevitably slip.
If the little pheasant was just unlucky to this extent, Bai Siyi and Lin Feifei would only seize the opportunity and turn their heads and run, instead of just standing on the spot and becoming fossils.
Just now, the little pheasant has been leaning on the railing of the bridge, teasing the sister and brother with his eyes, and eating bananas. In other words, although the little pheasant took a step towards Bai Si, the little pheasant was not far from the edge of the bridge. The bridge was built for traffic, and there was no pedestrian walkway, and the railings on the edge of the bridge were also installed to prevent car accidents.
However, the little pheasant is a thin and small man, and he was forced to slide for some distance because he stepped on a special banana peel.
So, all these coincidences add up, and the little pheasant coincidentally slipped out of the bridge deck through the gap in the railing.
At this time, the chain around Billy's neck stretched straight and stretched straight to the bottom of the bridge, and Billy bent over, clutching the chain around his neck with both hands, his body stuck tightly between the two railings, and his face turned red. Apparently, the pheasant was quick to grab Billy's dog chain when he fell off the bridge, and is now hanging from the outside of the bridge.
"Billy, pull me up." The sound of the little pheasant floated up from outside the bridge, and it was carried by the wind blowing outside the bridge, swaying.
The voice of the little pheasant woke up Bai Siyi in time to be petrified. The current situation is a chance for Bai Si to fight back that he has never thought of.
Bai Siyi gritted his teeth and took advantage of his illness to kill him, which is a warning word handed down by the ancestors. Bai Siyi didn't think that if he didn't take the opportunity to fall into the well, the little pheasant would let go of the two siblings after climbing up.
"If you dare to pull him up, I'll kick your ass and kick you down." Bai Siyi yelled at Billy and ran to the railing at the edge of the bridge.
When Billy heard this, he immediately stopped pulling the chain upward, and the pheasant, who was almost able to touch the bridge's hand, immediately fell back under the bridge with the other end of the chain.
"Billy, I command you, pull me up, it's an order." The little pheasant was so angry that he raised his voice and came up again from under the bridge.
This time, Billy did not pull the chain upwards as he did, but said in a very innocent tone to the pheasant under the bridge, "No, master, this order of yours has put my life in danger, and I cannot do it." After saying that, Billy smiled encouragingly at Bai Siyi who ran over, silently made a "come on" movement, and nodded the little pheasant hanging outside the bridge with his chin.
The little pheasant outside the bridge listened to Billy's answer, and immediately scolded a few swear words, completely violating his character as a smiling perverted man, obviously really angry.
As soon as Bai Si took a deep look at Billy, he stopped paying attention to Billy, stuck his head out of the railing, and looked down at the state of the little pheasant.
Sure enough, under the bridge deck, the little pheasant had half an eggshell on his head, and was clutching Billy's chain with both hands, and his legs were dangling in the air. His expression was quite calm, and he didn't kick and kick his legs indiscriminately to add trouble to himself. He focused all his weight on this thin leash. If this dog chain was not a special prop, it is estimated that it would have been disconnected a long time ago, even if the little pheasant was skinny.
The little pheasant saw a green-eyed head sticking out of the bridge, and immediately stopped talking. He's not stupid, and he knows that no matter how much nonsense he says, this ghost woman won't pull herself up. It's better to save some effort and climb up on your own.
The little pheasant circled the chain in the palm of one hand, so that it would not slip and fall in the process of climbing up, stretched out his other hand, grasped some of the places above the chain, circled the chain around the palm of his hand again, released the first hand, and staggered the two hands back and forth and climbed up.
The little pheasant is worthy of being a person who has strengthened his basic attributes with points, and if Bai Siyi hangs outside the bridge like this, I am afraid that he would have fallen from exhaustion long ago. He pursed his lips, gritted his teeth, and said nothing. It was only a matter of time before he climbed back to the bridge in his current way.
Bai Siyi knew that he had to do something as soon as possible. She looked left and right, and there was nothing nearby to take advantage of.
Bai Siyi grabbed a piece of garbage next to him and threw it at the little pheasant, the little pheasant tilted his head hard, and the piece of garbage hit the little pheasant's shoulder, and then bounced up and fell to the river 100 meters below.
The surface of the river 100 meters below was pitch black, and the lights on the bridge could not illuminate the area at all. The garbage didn't go far before it was swallowed up by this black river that seemed to be an endless abyss, and there was no trace of it in silence.
Bai Si grabbed the garbage around him one after another and hit the little pheasant, the little pheasant just pursed his mouth, tilted his head and tried not to let the garbage hit his head and face, as for the hit on his body, he couldn't do anything. However, the little pheasant's eyes when he looked at Bai Siyi became more and more gloomy. These new and old hatreds are added together, and it is estimated that when the little pheasant climbs up, Bai Siyi's fate will definitely not be much better.
Bai Siyi reached out again to fish, but his subordinates were empty, and the garbage around her that could be thrown down was thrown down by her to hunt pheasants. At this time, the little pheasant also successfully resisted Bai Siyi's garbage offensive, and his hand had already touched the bridge deck, so he was about to stand up and climb onto the bridge deck.
Bai Siyi immediately became anxious, and it didn't matter what was thirty-seven, twenty-one, or twenty-eight, he stretched out his hand and hit the little pheasant's head.
Unexpectedly, when the little pheasant saw someone hitting his head, he subconsciously relieved his strength, dodged back, and fell back under the bridge deck. The eggshell on his head also fell to the surface of the river. If it weren't for the chain in his hand wrapped around a few times, he would have fallen off the bridge.
Billy was caught off guard by the sudden pull, his face flushed again, and he struggled to press his body against the railing of the bridge to avoid being pulled off the deck together.
Bai Si looked at his hand, and then at the little pheasant that fell back under the bridge, and he wondered how his claws could be so powerful. Thinking of the little pheasant's efforts to avoid the head and face in the face of garbage attacks, this chicken can't be so narcissistic that he is reluctant to take any damage to his head and face, right?
As soon as Bai Si felt that he had the truth, his claws immediately began to move.
The little pheasant climbed up again with resentment, and this time, the little pheasant crawled more carefully, and climbed the first half of the chain at a slow speed, preparing for a surprise attack at the last bit of distance, and Bai Si was caught off guard one by one.
Unexpectedly, just as the little pheasant was about to make a handsome last turn over on the bridge, Bai Siyi's hateful claws stretched out from between the railings and hit the little pheasant's face like lightning.
The little pheasant was startled, and the habit he had developed over the years made him subconsciously lean back again, and then fell back under the bridge deck.
This time, Billy was prepared and grabbed the other end of his chain in advance, so that he was not strangled into a cerebral congestion.
In this way, the little pheasant and Bai Siyi, as soon as you stretched out your head, I will fight, and you have come and gone for several rounds, all of which ended in the defeat of the little pheasant.
"Billy, get rid of that ghost woman!" The pheasant finally spoke again, and reluctantly gave a second order to his dog, Billy.
"No, master, I must hold on to the chain so I don't get strangled. You've given another ineffective order. This time, Billy didn't even cover it up, and his tone was full of schadenfreude. Billy simply fell in love with this woman with green eyes, and in just one day, this woman made the little pheasant lose face more than in the past dozens of dungeons.
Bai Siyi stretched out his paws to hit the chicken's head, and raised his eyebrows to recall, always feeling that this scene was so familiar.
"Oh, yes." A bright light flashed in Bai Siyi's mind, and he finally remembered where he had seen this scene.
Once, before Bai Siyi entered the game, he mistakenly added a game-themed group. Bai Siyi rarely plays computer games, and originally wanted to quit the group immediately. But silently observed for a while, and found that the people in this group were chatting very happily, everyone looked like they were happy, and this group didn't just discuss the content in the game, so Bai Siyi clicked on a "receive but don't prompt group message", and collected the group, as long as the mood was not happy, open the group, and take a look at the cheerful daily life of this group of comics. Bai Siyi himself became a professional diver in the group and never came out to bubble.
In this group, there is a person nicknamed "Little Pheasant", who is very "loved" by the group members.
As soon as the little pheasant speaks, no matter what the pheasant says, the group members will first brush up the same GIF in response.
In the GIF, there is a cat with black and white flowers, this cat is very clever, his head and body are black, and his face is white, like a human wearing black clothes and black hair. Behind this cat, there is a plate of cat food, and in front of this cat, there is a big rooster with a beautiful coat and a head sticking out its head.
The chicken stared closely at the cat food behind the cat, as if eager to taste it, and every time the chicken reached out for the cat food, the cat would reach out a paw and hit the big rooster's head like lightning. Then the chicken will shrink its head and dodge the cat's claws. But within a few seconds, the chicken stretched its head to the cat food again, and then was hit on the head again by the cat's paws, and it didn't have a long memory at all.
Bai Siyi has seen this GIF more than once when he was diving to watch the group. Or to put it another way, this GIF has to be collectively brushed in the group sixteen, seventeen or eight times a day.
Bai Siyi sighed leisurely, not knowing what expression to make now. While reminiscing about the funny friends, she stretched out her paws and beat back the little pheasant that had climbed back to the bridge.
It's like a god!
The little pheasant is the chicken that is beaten every day, and he is the cat that beats the head of the chicken every day, and Lin Feifei is the cat food that belongs to the cat alone.
Thinking of cat food, cat food came to Bai Siyi's side.
"Sister, do you want me to fight?" Lin Feifei has been careful to get some distance away from the bridge, and at this time, he was afraid that his sister would get tired after playing for so long, so he came to his sister's side, looked at the little pheasant who was still trying to climb up on tiptoe, and thoughtfully said that he wanted to work for Bai Si for a lifetime.
"It's okay, I'm pretty good, this chicken is still very dangerous, you go back first." Bai Si didn't reply, staring at the movements of the little pheasant all the time, and said to Lin Feifei.
"Hehe, it's okay sister, I don't hit her empty-handed, I just need to hit her." Lin Feifei laughed hesitantly, like a little weasel staring at a chicken, laughing proudly, his eyes were bent into two shiny little crescents, and the dimples and small tiger teeth at the corners of his mouth leaked out again.
As soon as Bai Si saw that the little pheasant had fallen back to the bottom of the chain again, he hurriedly took the time to look back at Lin Feifei.
I saw that Lin Feifei was holding a slender rod in his right hand, which was forked at the top and was horribly trimmed, and it was a fresh emerald green. The lower part that Lin Feifei held in his hand was a white and tender color like white jade.
Bai Siyi suddenly felt stupid and slapped himself on the forehead. I have been here as a GIF for so long, and I didn't think of Lin Feifei's green onions. Anyway, when she first planned to escape, she still wanted to use this thing to create an opportunity.
That's why demonic GIFs kill people.
When Lin Feifei's head appeared next to Bai Siyi's head, the little pheasant still climbed up undiscouraged, and it seemed that he would not stop if he didn't stick his head into the railing of the bridge today. And when Lin Feifei smiled and took the green onion and gestured at him, all the movements of the little pheasant stopped instantly.
The chicken's eyes were wide open, his arms began to tremble, and Bai Si could clearly see his Adam's apple rolling up and down, swallowing his saliva one by one.
Lin Feifei did not immediately throw the green onion down, but aimed at the top of the little pheasant's head, changed it to the shoulder of the little pheasant, and then poked the arm of the little pheasant holding the dog's chain.
The little pheasant's gaze swirled back and forth with the green onion in Lin Feifei's hand, drops of cold sweat seeped out from the corners of his forehead, and his face slowly turned pale.
The little pheasant, who likes to play with his prey, finally experienced the feeling of his prey being played with by himself before he died.
"Don't throw it away, I have points, I have the ingredients, I'll give them all to you." The little pheasant finally couldn't stand it anymore and opened it softly. At this moment, the little pheasant only felt that his heart was swollen with humiliation and was about to burst. The whitening face began to be churned by shame and blood again, turning purple.
Bai Siyi looked at the face of the little pheasant that changed colors freely like a traffic light, and only felt very comfortable.
"However, if we kill you, we can still get points and ingredients." Bai Siyi tilted his head, so he said in embarrassment.
When the little pheasant heard this, he was stunned for a moment, "You don't know? Ah, yes, you're newbies. Thinking that he was planted in the hands of two novices, the little pheasant only felt that the blood vessels in his head were jumping and jumping, and he was so sad that he was about to die suddenly.
"What don't we know? You make it clear. Bai Siyi's expression immediately became serious.
Although I really wanted to ignore this ghost woman, the little pheasant who still wanted to live, could only grit his teeth and obediently explained to the two Xiaobai: "I see that you have just come out of the novice training ground, as long as you have killed people in other dungeons, you will know this rule." ”
"Don't talk nonsense." Lin Feifei bared his teeth at the little pheasant and shook the green onion in his hand.
The little pheasant could only helplessly say the point: "In addition to the fixed drop of 100 points, the killed person will not drop all the points and props on his body, on the contrary, this drop rate is very low." Even if you kill me, you will only get a part of my points, and as long as you let me go, I can give you all the points on my body. After saying that, the little pheasant looked at Bai Siyi with a pleading and expectant expression. Among the two siblings, it is obvious that Bai Siyi is the one who can call the shots.
"I have a lot of points, enough for the two of you to use for a while."
Bai Si thought about it for a while, and felt that the little pheasant was telling the truth.
"But as soon as you come up, you will kill us." Bai Siyi shook his head and rejected the little pheasant's offer.
"I can team up with you and make a teammate pact so I can't hurt you. At least in this one dungeon, I can't hurt you, and when the dungeon is over, we'll go back to different cities separately, the game is so big, it's hard to meet again. I'll prepare the ingredients for clearing this dungeon for you, how about it? The little pheasant proposed a seemingly feasible solution, and as for what the little pheasant thought in his heart, he only knew.
Bai Siyi frowned, she knew about the team system, and she had seen it in the game forum. However, Bai Siyi's gaze swept over the sincere expression on the face of the little pheasant, and he always felt that there was a mystery in this proposal.
"Team up, you know our names, right?" Bai Siyi raised a possibility, "You will be able to find us by name in the future?" ”
The little pheasant shook his head helplessly: "You can be anonymous in a team." Little Pheasant didn't expect that these two newcomers, Xiaobai, who looked like poor ghosts, would actually use half of the points on their bodies to buy a novice popular science post in the forum, so his first trap was invalid.
"Well, hurry up and decide, we can't delay here for too long. The people on the bridge have been driven away by me for the time being, and if they find out about my current condition, the two of you will be in danger without my protection. The little pheasant didn't want to be a free customer service for these two novices, and when he was asked this and that, he saw that the lure couldn't be made, so he simply threatened other players.
Only then did Bai Siyi know why this time when he passed the bridge, there was no messy sound coming down from the bridge deck, and it turned out to be the relationship between the little pheasant waiting for him.
By the way, how did the little pheasant know that the two of them were here? Bai Siyi suddenly thought of this key point again. I just wanted to ask the little pheasant, but seeing that the little pheasant looked unwilling to speak again, he swallowed the question back into his stomach. Indeed, the two sisters and brothers don't have much time to ask this and that here, just like the little pheasant said, any player who finds out about the situation here will bring danger to the two sisters and brothers.
"So, my decision is to ......" Bai Siyi took a deep breath and touched Lin Feifei beside him with his arm.
Lin Feifei immediately understood what Bai Siyi meant, and raised the green onion in his hand to the little pheasant again.