5.12 Special Episode: May You Never Be Disconnected in Heaven (1)
"Ah, I'm not late, am I?" With a beep, one more person was added to the voice channel.
"Well, it's not late, and there's a boss who hasn't arrived." A slightly hoarse voice from a middle-aged man came from the voice channel.
There are still 20 minutes left until the agreed 1 o'clock, and the voice channel is already lively. The 22 members of the bounty group and the 2 bosses have already arrived, chatting casually while waiting for the arrival of the last boss.
"Red, I heard you ran to meet the Wildflower Girl?" In the channel, a man asked the middle-aged man who had just opened his mouth with a smile.
Before the middle-aged man could speak, a young man's voice spoke in an unkind tone: "Brother Bai, let you say this as if I wasn't next to the wild flower." ”
The man known as Brother Bai immediately laughed even happier: "Haha, weed, knowing that Yehua is your little daughter-in-law, you don't have to jump out in such a hurry to declare sovereignty, right?" ”
In the voice channel, a good-natured laughter and coaxing were immediately remembered.
"Of course, I want you to know that Wildflower is my daughter-in-law, come, daughter-in-law, kiss me and tell my brothers." As soon as the young man was coaxed, he also became improper, and said to Wildflower, who was sitting on another computer next to him, and McRy from Wild Grass immediately heard a girl's angry "Get out".
Everyone in the voice channel immediately let out a more enthusiastic coaxing, some people whistled, and a woman with a mature and sexy voice praised: "If a girl scolds well, she can't give a good face to the weeds." ”
When the voice channel quieted down a little, a crisp young girl's voice sounded in the channel: "I'm sorry, brothers and sisters, I repaired him just now." ”
"Oops, my daughter-in-law is really ruthless, in front of the head of the red regiment, she will pinch me with a dead hand." The pitiful voice of the weeds then remembered.
"Haha, you, the first thief, were cleaned up by the nurse and had no power to fight back, you are really a shame for our thief brothers." Another thief in the bounty sneered.
"Okay, okay, don't get too big, beware of the alliance's sneak attack." The middle-aged man known as the leader of the red regiment hurriedly opened his mouth to relieve the weeds.
There was an immediate silence in the voice channel. On the game screen, the three thieves, including the weeds, immediately disappeared into the grass, and the hunter also ran to the high ground at the entrance of the dungeon, throwing out several flares along the way, as if there were really alliance thieves hiding next to them, ready to sneak attack.
After a while, it was Brother Bai who took the lead in the voice channel.
"Seriously, Red, when are you and Weeds and Wildflowers going back to the union?"
"Yes, Leader, we're all waiting for you, the first MT, to return to the guild." Hearing Brother Bai mention this topic, someone in the voice channel immediately helped.
"This ......" Red muttered for a moment, as if he didn't know how to express himself, and finally said simply, "It's good to be like this now." ”
"It's not me who said, we all know the contradiction between you and the vice president, no matter how big things are, they are all brothers." Brother Bai continued to persuade: "Now you run out to open a small guild by yourself, it's difficult to form a group of 25 people, it's boring." ”
"I really think it's good now, the guild is full of relatives and friends, and there is no need to rush the progress of the dungeon. I'm really a little tired during this time, anyway, just play the game, just have fun. ”
"Hey, forget it, you have to know anyway, the brothers are waiting for you to come back."
"Hmm." This time, Red just hummed softly and didn't say anything more.
The channel quickly moved on to the next topic.
At 12:55, the last boss finally appeared in the voice channel.
"I'm sorry hahaha, I was almost late." As soon as the boss No. 3 came up, he began to apologize in various ways.
"No, the time was just right. Brothers and sisters, it's time to get to work. Red shouted in the channel: "The old rules, I won't say more." ”
"Well, don't worry, head of the regiment, we are professional." The chorus of everyone was heard in the channel.
The bounty group formed by RED was formed by a member of an elite group under the Temple Guild, and the progress of the dungeon had already been pushed to the forefront of the game version, and the equipment of the Dark Temple had already been completed. As everyone said, they are professional, so this bounty group has always been very popular with the bosses, and last week it was taken down by several bosses, and the next time the boss took a few bosses to the Dark Temple, the ultimate goal was of course the pair of handsome egg knives in the hands of Mr. Egg.
Today is Monday, 12 May 2008. Tomorrow the copy will be refreshed, so this group decided to start at 1 p.m. to catch the last train of this CD. As the leader of the team, the unfading leader of the RED group happened to be on a business trip, and went to the city not far from the county seat where the team thief roadside weeds and the priest roadside wildflowers were located, so he deliberately took time to come to the county where the young couple was located to visit the two members of the group who had been with him for more than a year.
The three of them had a simple lunch, and then went to the Internet café together to order a copy with the other members of the bounty group. Whether it was as the eldest of the three, or as the head of the former elite group and now the head of the bounty group, Red promised to take the young man to the best restaurant in the county town to have a good time after taking care of the game today.
"Weeds are outperforming today!" Someone in the channel laughed. Weed's personality is jumpy and likes to joke with everyone, and everyone in the group likes to tease him.
"Brother, when did I err?" On the screen, a handsome knife of an undead thief turned out to be a mob, and the channel also remembered the triumphant voice of weeds.
"Haha, with the head of the regiment by your side, isn't it very safe? The head of the regiment can't also be a red-skinned minotaur with a height of 3.2 meters, right? ”
"If I had been as handsome as I was in the game, I would have been taken and sliced." This time, even Red, who has always given the impression of a calm man, couldn't help but laugh. On the screen, the tall red-skinned minotaur who had been walking at the front of the team with a "bull" couldn't help but jump on the screen, and did not forget to use his shield to block the attacks that fell on him, and the half broken horn on the minotaur's head added a fierce aura to the minotaur.
"Alright, it's time for the first boss, a Naga "little fishman", and I'll start commanding. "Brother Bai's voice came from the channel." Several bosses know what to do, right? ”
"Don't worry, brother, you are professional, we are also professional, haha." In the channel, one boss spoke up, and the other two bosses who had been paddling and typing and despising each other along the way spoke.
On the screen, the three bosses who were nimble and stripped themselves off immediately stood behind the tall minotaur, ready to follow the minotaur into the first wave of the boss's aoe.
"I've got to die the most coquettish." The orc boss typed this sentence in the game, and the green-skinned orc began to jump behind the minotaur, apparently planning to die in the air.
"yes, I've never seen such a sassy orc like you." Blood Elf Boss No. 2 very unceremoniously typed this line after the orc.
“。。。” Boss No. 3, the undead who was talking in the channel just now, followed up with three thick dots.
In the channel, Brother Bai, as the conductor, has already begun to quickly dispatch the members of the bounty group. The members of the group skillfully found their positions, and no one in the channel said a word of nonsense.
"Ok, MT blame."
With Brother Bai's order, the minotaur 'Unfading Red' roared and rushed towards the "little fishman" with his shield. The whole team immediately began to operate in an orderly manner, under the professional command of Brother Bai's fast speech and the professional lying corpse of the three bosses, the blood volume of the "little fishman" dropped rapidly, and everything went smoothly as before.
The orc boss really jumped in the air with a coquettish air, was killed by the boss's skills, fell straight from the air, and smashed on the blood elf boss and the undead boss who hung up together.
Boss No. 2 Blood Elf: "It's disgusting, orc, your leg hair poked me in the face." Undead Boss No. 3 still hit three points.
"Damn, my chrysanthemum is about to be popped by that bone shelf underneath." The orc boss typed a sentence on the screen.
The undead boss hit three more points.
"Undead, what do you mean?" The Blood Elf asked the undead curiously.
“… I'm undead, I'm cool, I don't speak. The undead boss finally typed out his first words after entering the dungeon other than points.
Orc: "..."
Blood Elf: "..."
…
"It's going well today, and I can push the egg at most at 2:40." On the way to the next boss, Brother Bai took a sip of his drink, moistened his throat, and expressed his opinion. "The three bosses died professionally, saving a lot of trouble, haha, welcome to continue to cooperate in the future."
"Yes, it's good for the bosses to die, and the bosses don't have to be soft when bidding in the end, haha." In the voice channel, someone immediately interfaced and began to pick up the stinky feet of the bosses.
"Don't worry, our group is so powerful, we won't let the brothers down." Unlike in the game, which only dots and dots, in the voice channel, the undead boss is always the first of the three bosses to speak. This behavior was unanimously evaluated by the other two people as "We are Mingsao, and this thing is sullen." ”。 The undead boss still replied with three dots.
Sure enough, just as Brother Bai estimated, the team came all the way to Mr. Dan.
In an empty square, with black demon horns on his head, eyes radiating cold green demon light, naked abdominal muscles and a fast and distinct upper body, a pair of demon hooves under his feet, and a pair of broken demon bone wings behind his back, are holding their own egg knives, welcoming everyone's arrival.
"No matter how many times you watch it, the egg is always so handsome." From the very beginning, she only said a word to the wildflowers, and the mature sexy female voice who had never spoken again, muttered something in the voice channel.
"Yes, I have been pushed down many times by Sister Dai." A reunion immediately started a joke.
"The old lady thinks." I didn't expect this Sister Dai to be very tough, and she was not afraid of this level of flirtation at all: "If I were a white tiger, I would have eloped with him a long time ago." those Night Elves. ”
"Aha. You're not a white tiger mm, you're a tigress sister. There was another burst of laughter in the channel.
……
"Okay, the last boss, don't drop the chain after the penny." After everyone laughed for a while, Brother Bai successfully cooled down the people who were in high spirits. The voice channel became serious again.
"Everything is ok, MT is blaming, the boss is conscious." After adjusting everyone's positions, Brother Bai decisively gave an order. The Minotaur Red, as he had always done, took the lead in rushing towards the egg, who was several times taller than him. The green light in the eyes of Mr. Dan was sheng, this once the most powerful warrior of the Night Elf Clan, he had never had the slightest fear in the face of any enemy other than fighting the Night Elf Clan.
With the close cooperation of the team, the total blood volume of the egg decreased steadily, and successfully passed the first and second phases of the flight. Gradually approaching 30 percent. At the moment when the HP exceeded 30 percent, the egg went berserk, and the team immediately felt the pressure. However, another Night Elf also appeared in the square, and began to cast traps on the ground to help them fight. At this stage, MT is needed to keep the egg in the trap.
"MT, trap. The nurse group maintains the milk volume. Brother Bai gave a simple order. It's not the first time that everyone has cooperated, and often one word can understand the meaning of Brother Bai.
The three bosses on the floor looked at all this, and began to spray each other with insufficient gold content, and imagined how handsome they would look after bringing the egg knife. Of course, the way the undead boss expresses his ridicule is still three points.
The total blood volume of the egg has dropped to less than 20%, and by this time, the time has reached 2:27 p.m.
"Good, go on, don't mess around." Brother Bai took the time to praise in the gap between commands.
28 points.
A new trap was placed on the ground of the square.
"MT, watch out for the trap behind you." Brother Bai also repeated this sentence this time.
However, this time, the minotaur just stood in front of Mr. Egg, and all his skills stopped, leaving only the character shaking unconsciously when he didn't control the character in the game setting. Even, a thief and a main priest in the forefront of the group's output were dumbfounded at the same time.
Obviously, all three numbers were disconnected at the same time.
Brother Bai didn't say any nonsense, but decisively issued a new order: "Deputy T to catch the blame, nurse pay attention to the amount of blood." Don't mess around. ”
Unexpectedly, Deputy T also dropped the chain at this time, and did not switch his defensive posture to catch the monster at the first time, but suddenly realized it a few seconds later, and hurriedly accepted Brother Bai's order.
It's a pity that it's too late, and the egg boss, who got out of MT control, immediately rushed to the mages in the rear, and instantly killed a few mages who were working hard, and then the priests were not spared, and then followed in the footsteps of the mages, turned into angels, and dedicated the last 10 seconds of invincible time to add blood.
In this way, the inevitable regiment was wiped out.
The three bosses lying on the floor immediately opened their mouths and asked what the situation was.
"Vice-T, what's the matter with you?" Brother Bai switched to the voice channel from the game screen, and looked at it, red, the name of the wild grass and wild flower is no longer in the channel, it seems that the line is completely disconnected, and he directly named the deputy t who didn't pick up the monster in time.
"I'm sorry guys, I'm really sorry, I just saw that the fight was going well, so I drank water, but my building shook and the water got on the keyboard." A man's apologetic voice immediately sounded in the channel, constantly apologizing to everyone and the bosses. "Really, the building has been shaking for a long time."
"It can't be an earthquake, right?" A member of the group asked casually.
"At this time, it can't be a wrecked car. Okay brother, it's okay, it's not like we haven't been killed, just wait for the regiment commander and them to come up and continue to fight. ”
The three bosses also expressed their understanding, after all, MT drops are not something that happens every time.
"You guys wait a minute, I'll give Red a call." Brother Bai said something in the channel, and there was no sound.
In the channel, everyone began to chat casually again.
After almost five minutes, Brother Bai's voice came to mind again: "The phone can't get through, let's wait for them for a while." ”
"Okay." "Done." Neither the crowd nor the bosses objected.
"It's just that I'm going to relieve my hands, big one, I've endured it for a long time, if the head of the regiment comes up first, just wait for me for a while, I'll do it as soon as possible." In the voice channel, a mage spoke in a leisurely tone.
"It's disgusting, get out." Everyone laughed and scolded.
"It's like you're all just eating and not pulling." The mage's voice said one last word, and then vanished in a hurry.