When it comes to this, some crying and laughing, it seems that he thinks of something crazy about the stone, and he laughs with crooked eyebrows, especially with bad intentions, especially when he sees the shock on my face, he thinks it's funny. шщш.(vii) (ix) x.S.сом The update is so fast.

"What Crazy Stone hated the most in his life was that someone praised him for his appearance. I changed my name to Crazy Stone, I just felt domineering and majestic, who would have thought that when you saw him today, you praised him repeatedly, which made him deflated and exposed the sore spots of others. ”

I remembered the iron blue on Crazy Stone's face at that time, no wonder he would have raised his eyebrows at me, if it weren't for the cold words, I'm afraid I would have brushed my sleeves away on the spot.

I finally couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Sure enough, people can't be good-looking, it's me who judge people by their appearance." ”

"What you said is also reasonable, Crazy Stone hates the little cinnabar between his eyebrows the most, if he has a case, most of them are disguised, so in the rumors of the outside world, the image of Crazy Stone will change, and outsiders don't know his true face of Lushan at all." Liang Ci patiently explained.

My heart gradually sketched a cinnabar dotted silk, pink carved 'jade' naughty child's appearance, remembering the crazy stone when he was a child about his own 'sex' and other doubts, I couldn't help laughing a little.

"Then the Hou Ye knows that his wife and the people around him have joined forces to 'deceive' himself for many years, isn't he going to jump to his feet in anger, I'm afraid that I will tear down the Hou Ye's mansion?"

In my cognition, most of the generals are powerful, extremely straightforward and irritable. As a father, he was 'kept in the dark', and for six or seven years, he didn't know whether his child was a man or a 'woman', and he was afraid that he would inevitably become the laughing stock of his colleagues, so he couldn't be angry?

The left and right crazy stones were not present, and Liang Ci also laughed presumptuously:

"When the old marquis learned the truth, he was commanding the training on the training field with high spirits, and the wild stone pestered the old marquis to teach him to 'shoot' the bow. The old marquis was so busy that he had no time to take care of it, so he perfunctory that it was a boy's ability to learn, and the 'female' arm strength was too small to pull the strings.

Crazy Shi was a little unconvinced, and retorted to Hou Ye in a crisp voice with his 'chest', saying that the little girls in the house disliked him standing and peeing, and did not play with him, saying that he was obviously a boy, but he wore 'flower' clothes to deceive people.

Hou Ye is only a child, and he smiles past. Crazy Stone was more serious, without saying a word, he unbuttoned his 'pants' and sprinkled a soak of 'urine' in front of the officers and soldiers of the three armies. ”

"Huh?!" I cried out in astonishment, leaned back in laughter, and then felt something was wrong, and blushed with embarrassment.

"It's a pity that I wasn't there at the time, I only heard that Crazy Stone became famous for 'urine', and the soldiers in the audience were stunned and silent.

The old marquis was unexpected, and he was also stunned like a 'chicken', a rare embarrassment. Then there was a burst of ecstasy, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, he was stupidly 'deceived' by his own wife for several years, and in a fit of anger, he kicked the stone tablet in front of the general's platform in two, turned around and stepped on the war horse, and angrily returned to the house to ask for the guilt.

Mrs. Hou Ye usually won the respect of the generals of the three armies, and everyone was afraid that Hou Ye would be angry and could no longer control his anger, so he followed the horse and chased after him, making a fuss that half of the capital's 'chickens' and dogs jumped, thinking that there was an emergency military situation, and the enemy soldiers were coming, and people were panicked for a while.

The old marquis was majestic and entered the lady's room with high spirits, but the time of half a pillar of incense died down, and he came out in a gloomy manner, his anger disappeared, and he invited the soldiers at the entrance of the 'door' to drink with a smile on his face, and he was drunk for three days. Hou Ye's reputation has also spread. ”

The cool words are so vivid and colorful, that even the storyteller in the teahouse is not as interesting as his storyteller. Such a heroic deed of the mad stone was not excavated by the good deeds, and it was spread all over Chang'an, presumably by the Hou Ye.

"The old marquis is really the true 'color' of a man who values love and righteousness, so pampering his beloved wife, a couple for a lifetime, and marrying should be like this." I couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion.

Liang Ci looked at me, his eyes flashed slightly, and his dark and deep eyes added a different kind of brilliance, filled with the warmth of the three 'spring' warm suns and people's 'desire' drunkenness. The thick eyelashes tremble slightly, as if the wings of the butterfly are spreading its wings and 'wanting' to flutter away.

I was stunned for a moment, as if I was really intoxicated by the March day when the grass grew and the warbler flew.

There was a moment of silence in the room, and the moist aroma of grass and earth was flowing slowly, masking the original fragrance of pine nuts. The temperature in the room gradually rose, and the laughter just now became inexplicably embarrassing in an instant.

Outside the study, the sound of Crazy Stone and my father talking loudly drifted into the room through the crack in the window, but it was some gossip about local customs.

I felt a little hot all over, got up and walked to the window, and pushed open the evening 'color' screen. The rain outside has stopped, and a purple 'jade' orchid under the west window is blooming unbridledly, and the 'flower' petals soaked in the rain are even more charming and enchanting in the hazy light shadow.

My father and Mad Shi stood under the 'jade' orchid tree, and they were talking. In particular, the crazy stone eyebrows flew 'lust' dance, and talked eloquently, which melted away his father's respectfulness and uneasiness.

Liang Ci stood behind me at some point and said to me: "This time we entered the mansion, we came in the name of your 'friendship' in Jinling City, except for your father, no one else knows our true identity. ”

I let out a soft "um", and it happened that my father and Mad Shi turned their heads to look at me, and I remembered that the misunderstanding and suspicion of Mad Shi just now was indeed inappropriate, so I apologized to him and smiled.

Crazy Stone didn't appreciate it, pursed his lips and snorted softly, his nostrils turned to the sky, and he didn't look at me, obviously holding some grudges.

That arrogant childishness, I can't help but think of what Liang Ci said, "a 'pee' to become famous", and Liang Ci looked at each other with a tacit understanding, and couldn't help laughing.

The father bowed his hand slightly, saying that he had already prepared a dinner in the 'flower' hall, and asked if the table would be held now. was politely declined by Crazy Stone, saying that it was an ordinary meal, and it didn't need to be too grand, so as to arouse the suspicion of others. Anyway, they have to stay in the house, and the coming day will be long, and they will not fight for the day.

I saw that it was getting late, so I told him my plans to implement the plan tomorrow and asked him if he was ready.

Liang Ci told me that he had already laid eyeliner around Su Mansion, and if Yue'er and those thieves did not move, as long as there was any trouble, he could know everything about it. It's just that he and Crazy Stone are not suitable to come forward, so as not to arouse the jealousy of thieves, so they can only help each other secretly, and tomorrow's affairs still need to be discussed with my father.

When I was about to leave the 'door', Liang Ci stopped me again, I turned around and asked him if he was still worried about anything and needed to be 'handed over'.

Liang Ci frowned slightly, looked at me with blazing eyes, and only said an inexplicable sentence: "In the future, stay away from your big brother Lin, that person is not simple." ”

I know that the two of them have 'fought' each other, and Liang Ci admires Brother Lin a lot, and has a sense of sympathy, why did he suddenly change his opinion and persuade me like this?

I asked him why, but he didn't explain anymore, and only told me to keep my distance from Brother Lin.

In the 'cloudy' and rainy weather, the night 'color' is like ink dyeing, and the courtyard has already been lit up, and there are many dark shadows.

The original 'guards' left the 'door' and patrolled near the study, blocking all the people in the house from a distance, and they couldn't get close.

I saw my father, and Madstone seemed to know that we had something to talk about, and went back to the study by himself. So I went to find a secluded place with my father and told him that my mother's current illness could not be delayed, and that detoxification was imminent. I told my father about the plan I had discussed with Liang Ci, hoping that he and my mother would understand and help me.

After hearing this, the father frowned and was silent for a long time, and only after hesitating for a long time did he sigh heavily, as if he was full of worries and helpless.

"Tell me, how can your mother and I help you?"

The next day I went to my mother's to say goodbye, and I deliberately came a little later than usual, almost at the same time as my mother stepped into the house.

A girl had already prepared a tea for her mother to wake up early, and the sixth aunt reached out to take it as usual, and respectfully handed it to her mother.

My mother took it in her hand, but she was not in a hurry to drink it, she put it on the end of her nose and sniffed it, and then asked me: "Qingwu, listen to your father, you are a master of tea cooking." Even if it is the same tea, why is the tea made by the girls, not to mention the aroma and taste, even if the 'color' of this tea soup is very different from your craftsmanship? ”

I lowered my eyebrows slightly, and replied softly: "Even if it is the same tea, the water quality and temperature used are different, and the technique is wrong, and the tea that is naturally brewed is completely different." ”

My mother beckoned me to come closer: "Then you can see what they are doing wrong, and you don't hide your 'selfishness', take advantage of this kung fu to teach a lesson, save your father a taste, and then frown and nag endlessly." ”

I knew that my mother must have been entrusted by my father, and it saved me a lot of trouble. He stepped forward, took the tea cup from his mother's hand, and said very casually: "Isn't this Xue Ya Shoumei?" The first tea is the most pure heart and fire. ”

The little girl next to her responded obediently: "Miss Eleven, this is the first tea." ”

I glanced intently at the tea and immediately froze in shock. Stumbled and said, "Mother, this ...... This...... This tea doesn't seem quite right. ”

"What's the matter, but the water quality? This is all mountain spring water transported from the suburbs of the city, although it is not as sweet as winter snow water, but it is the sweetest. Mother explained with a smile.

I glanced at all the aunts and sisters around me, and plucked up the courage to say, "It's not that the water quality is bad, but I'm afraid that someone has poisoned this tea!" ”

"Huh?!" After a moment of astonishment, the aunts and sisters were stunned, and then there was a lot of discussion, and for a moment the room was boiling like a boiling oil pot.

"Qingwu, don't talk nonsense!" Aunt Nine reacted first and reprimanded softly.

I glanced at Aunt Nine aggrievedly, "Mother Mingjian, I didn't talk nonsense, in fact, my mother was unwell a while ago, and it wasn't caused by blood fever." I didn't dare to tell the truth because I didn't have real evidence, and I was afraid that you would call me alarmist. In fact, my mother was hit by the rare Tang 'door' poison 'medicine' in the rivers and lakes, and she was red. ”

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