Chapter 4 We stink the same thing
At this moment, everyone in the classroom was stunned, black, white, yellow, brown and other people widened their eyes in disbelief, especially the big eyes of the black buddies were about to fall out of their sockets!
After taking Chinese classes for so long, how could they, ordinary people, ever see such a fresh and unconventional answer?
I don't know what Xiang Long is talking about, but does it look very powerful?
A second later, the applause was thunderous!
That's awesome! Everyone gave warm applause to Xiang Long from the bottom of their hearts, and even after a handsome white guy with a Moxican hairstyle stood up to blow the hooligan whistle for Xiang Long, everyone else couldn't help but stand up, without any scruples about the face of the Chinese foreign teacher.
What else can I do? The Chinese foreign teacher shook his head with a wry smile, and could only applaud Xiang Long with everyone.
Is that okay?
The corners of Xiang Long's mouth twitched twice covertly, he really had no choice, who made him not a good student.
I don't remember anything serious, but the jokes fill my brain. Xiang Long didn't know what was going on, it seemed that his memory had become particularly good today, even if he just glanced at the jokes on the Internet, he remembered it clearly, and it was absolutely impossible for him to memorize it before he borrowed the corpse to return his soul.
So in the warm applause, Long Ye walked into the classroom like a gambling god, and the students enthusiastically sent words of praise to Xiang Long along the way, and the handsome guy Moxican didn't even take himself as an outsider at all, and grabbed Xiang Long's shoulder and shouted into his ear: "Hi! Dude, you've got you!
"It's cool!"
Xiang Long actually likes campus life a little, what he hated most was going to school, even if he recalls some fun things, but he feels that the life of fighting wits and courage with drug dealers is more suitable for him. Now it seems...... Maybe it was the days of dancing on the tip of the knife that tired him, after all, he has been undercover for almost ten years...... How could he possibly enjoy campus life?
Scold! Xiang Long hooked a self-deprecating smile at the corner of his mouth, and sat down in an empty seat, which just happened to see Xiang Yiming's side face, and the fly in the ointment was that he was adjacent to the handsome guy Moxican.
The handsome guy Moxican is a self-acquaintance, and after Xiang Long sat down, he leaned over and approached him, and greeted him with a wicked smile: "Dude, I know you, your name is ...... Hate Yang Yang, right?
"Yang, you're such an interesting person! Hopefully we'll stink the same - call me Tom! ”
While introducing himself, Tom, a handsome man in Moxican, enthusiastically extended his hand to the dragon, and Xiang Long also extended his hand. But because of the generation gap, Tom's hand is thumbs up and the other four fingers are close forward, while Xiang Long's hand is thumbs up and the other four fingers are together down, which is very embarrassing......
Wrong! I'm eighteen now! I'm a high school student now! Xiang Long strongly hinted at himself, and naturally raised his hand and changed it to the thumb pointing upwards and the other four fingers together, but to his surprise, Tom also changed his thumb to the front and the other four fingers together and downward......
Afraid that the air would suddenly be quiet, Xiang Long hurriedly changed his thumb to the front and the other four fingers to move down, but Tom changed his thumb to the thumb up and the other four fingers together to move forward......
Xiang Long: "......"
Tom: "......"
Everyone: "......"
"Alright, okay kids!" The Chinese foreign teacher clapped his hands and focused everyone's attention on him: "This student's answer just now is very innovative and creative, which proves that he did listen to the teacher's words and did a lot of Chinese reading outside of class, but this does not mean that his answer is correct." The old man chatted about the madness of youth, from the Chinese Song Dynasty poet Su Shi's "Jiangchengzi Mizhou Hunting", followed by the left Huang and the right Qingcang......"
Although the foreign Chinese teacher tried to tell the poem vividly, it was clear that the students were still immersed in Xiang Long's shocking answers, and they were enthusiastically whispering about the words they remembered, and everyone remembered the words.
For a long time after that, whenever they met Chinese, they would ostentatiously recite "Jiangchengzi • Mizhou Hunting". Of course, it's the Xianglong version, and it will always win warm applause......
Xiang Long and Tom's hands were finally held together, but it was a little awkward. Xiang Long pointed his thumb forward and the other four fingers were put together downward, Tom could only make do with holding Xiang Long's thumb with four fingers, and then brazenly boasted to Xiang Long: "Cool! The whole school, no, the whole world shook hands like this is just you and me! We are unique and cool! Ha? ”
"Wow......" Xiang Long tries to act like an eighteen-year-old child, and then he discovers that Tom is a chatterbox, and a chatter with a head full of copulation and all the topics revolve around the next three ways. Xiang Long can only be casually perfunctory, in fact, his attention is on the Chinese textbook in his hand and his son Xiang Yiming. But it seemed to Tom that it was so great that someone was willing to listen to him say a pornographic joke throughout the class, and they all agreed......
Having said that, Xiang Long finally knew how his son usually took classes, and this little rabbit cub kept peeking at the Asian girl almost the whole class, and it seemed like this in every class......
He looks like a thief and has a weak heart, and he can see that the dragon is angry: if you like it, you will confess! What is the use of peeking? If you confess, there is at least a fifty percent chance, and if you peek, you won't have a chance at all, and you will only be treated as a pervert! You don't even have the courage to confess, and you dare to say that you like her!
Long Ye, who hates iron and steel, really wants to give his son a personal demonstration, this will not work in the United States!
After class, Xiang Yiming hurriedly picked up his books while peeking at the Asian girl, and when the Asian girl walked out, he hurriedly followed out. This time, Xiang Long didn't fall, patted Tom on the shoulder who was still chattering, picked up the book and chased after Yiming and the Asian girl.
"Yang!" Behind him, Tom stood up and raised a hand in the air: "Come to my body on the weekend!" ”
Xiang Long didn't even hear what he was shouting, so he just waved his hand at him and hurried out of the classroom.
Tom raised one hand into a fist and waved it vigorously, and then excitedly chattered to the people around him:
"Yang and I are friends! He's a funny person, just like me! We smell the same thing......"
The people around him are all "smiling on their faces and selling criticism in their hearts", everyone knows that Tom is a bad person, but everyone can't do without him. Because Tom lives in a big riverside villa, and knows almost all the handsome guys and girls in the school. Everyone was counting on his party to get free beer and friends......