The earth is a paradise for the brave.

Twin Guns felt inferior to himself, not for his intelligence, but for Satan's old face, and he only hoped to see his true body soon. No one taught him how to live on earth, how to live on a ship. Observe imitation with two guns, and learn interesting human behaviors with a mind that is not too aware of the process. For example, drinking.

He was sitting alone in a corner of the bar, in a dark booth. The backrest is very straight. He didn't know how to order alcohol either. I ordered all the wines, so I didn't have to say the names of these complicated wines. He gestured to the counter. Then he pulled out a wad of pounds from the inside pocket of his suit.

"Do you want everything?" The bartender was a tall, lanky black guy who wore a very white waistcoat.

The two guns didn't speak, one arm resting on the counter. Just nodded silently.

"Are you alone, sir?"

The twin guns nodded.

"You can't finish drinking so much wine." "Do you have a friend coming?" The twin guns nodded. And took the bartender's palm and put the money in his hand. He doesn't like to explain too much about simple questions.

"Oh, okay." The lanky black man shrugged helplessly and shook his head. He was just cleaning the glass, and the two guns added a lot of work to him. But his job is a fixed salary, and no matter how much wine he sells, it is still so much salary. He thinks that these rich people may have a little stupid reason to like to drink the wine here, and the Scotch whisky here is far inferior to the banana wine of the Baka people.

The guns were silent and returned to their seats. But unfortunately, his favorite dark booth is occupied by someone else at the moment. From the back, with long hair and a black dress, she should be a "female", what should she do in this case? He knows that in the world of earthlings, there are many rules and restrictions. Maybe at this time, he should leave quietly. Or, is it possible to "move" the female to a different seat? One of the most puzzling aspects of earthling's civilization is that the more advanced the civilization, the more restrictions there are. There seems to be a prejudice among human beings on earth: it is precisely because of the constraints on human nature that the progress of civilization has been promoted. In some countries, this kind of prejudice even reaches the point of paranoia. Just like China during the feudal dynasty, the world was ruled by etiquette. It stipulates all aspects of human life, salute when they meet, salute separately, and salute everywhere. The Mayan Valley is also very particular about these superficial things, which is really strange. These ancient stories are all told by Qigu and Shuanggun, and every time at night, when he can't sleep, Qigu will tell Shuanggun a lot of historical stories. Of course, this saves the ruler a lot of trouble. However, this is very different from the civilization that Twin Guns has seen on other planets. For example, the fox planet closest to the center of the stars. There is a very advanced technology and social system, and the foxes can drink a lot of good wine without spending money. But their civilization is free, respecting every free fox, no one speaks ill of anyone behind anyone's back, and no one wants to steal anyone's things. Throughout the galaxy, in general, one of the measures of civilization is the degree of release of the nature of the stars. The freer, the more civilized. But Earth seems to be a planet that is the opposite. It may be that the A-star people have made a mistake on Earth. It could also be a conspiracy of Satan. The twin guns don't want to think about it anymore. The more I think about it, the more messy my brain becomes.

He patted the long-haired man on the head. Then, in a very strange posture, sat opposite the female. "Ah, it's you, sir." It turned out to be a female I knew, but now things are much easier.

"Yes, it's me." The guns were holding a beer from the bar. He picked it up at the beer tap himself.

He drank and looked unscrupulously into the eyes of the female opposite. "Well, her eyes are very different from Qigu's, her eyes are blue. Qigu's is black. He just thought so. He didn't see it, and the female on the other side stopped talking. There is a huge secret in his heart that wants to be poured out with two guns. I was embarrassed and didn't know how to speak.

At this time, the wine came up. The black guy called a few companions, all of whom were fellow villagers of his own Baka tribe. They are also thin and tall. They push the food cart in the guest room. All of a sudden, the table was filled with all kinds of liquor. Beer, whiskey, vodka, dry red, dry white, beer, brandy.

"Sir, these are the wines you want, and you may need to bring them back for your convenience. We're not going to open it for you. You always need it, just make a snapping finger gesture. ”

This strange behavior made the lady on the other side look stupid.

"Oh, sir, why do you need so much wine?" It's so easy to open up the topic.

"I'm curious, and I want to try each of them." There are no lies in the world of twin guns.

"Ah, there is so much time for people, you can try it slowly in the future, why try it all at once."

"Actually, I don't have that much time." "Why, you look so young, handsome, and energetic. How could there be no time. ”

"Because...... I have a lot of work to do, and I can't finish it. "You can't choose to lie with two guns, you can only choose not to tell all the truth. However, at the moment, he is pondering the words of the girl, "young and handsome and spiritual"? Is there something wrong with this female? Oh, and myopia. He had seen a lot of people with glasses on the banks of the Thames. They say it's myopia.

So, the two guns came closer to see the lady's eyes. He wanted to see if the myopic eye was or not, and what special difference would be made in the shape of the eyeball. However, with such a close distance, it is easy to misunderstand.

The lady kept hiding. She said: "Alas, you men, there are always many reasons for not having time and being busy with work. Actually, I just don't love it. I don't love it anymore. Alas. ”

The body where the twin guns used to be, the eyeballs can be removed at any time and mounted on the "super vision". But now Satan's old eyeballs don't work. He looked at the eyes of the "female" for a long time and saw nothing. His butt was back in his seat.

After seeing this female so many times, he felt as if he knew people quite well.

"What's your name?"

"My name is Britney."

"Did you just say that man, reason, time, work, love, and negative forms of love?" Twin guns asked

"yes. What's wrong, can't you say? ”

"Then I'd like to ask you a question." Shuanggun learned from Qigu, and every time he says "ask" someone else, he will be very happy, because being a good teacher is one of the human nature. And what is nature?

"What's the problem?"

"Will the world of consciousness of men on earth have the same tendency characteristics? Time can also be used as a reason, isn't it always changing? And we generally talk about time and space, and we don't talk about time alone. Do only men work? What is love to you? ”

"Ah, what did you say? I don't understand. Britney may have finally found an outlet to confide, and she said it in one fell swoop: "Women want to work, too, but sometimes men make enough money." Sometimes, it's not so easy for a woman to get a job when she comes out. The situation is complicated. Take me, for example. I want to go out to work, too. But my husband Pete wouldn't allow me to work, and not only that, but you see, this time I booked my cruise ticket early, three months in advance. We have agreed to go to the United States together to buy a piece of land. Build the big white house of your dreams. However, he told me three days before I left that I couldn't go. Tickets are so expensive. He told me to come by myself. You say, does he love me? I don't need love, I just need to be loved. ”

"Do you have to buy everything on the planet?" In the Mayan Valley society, there was no need to trade at all, everything could be obtained by mana, so the two guns didn't understand the capitalist thing.

"Sir, aren't you from the earth?" Britney Spears has a straight face.

For three seconds, Twin Guns was about to answer her, "Yes, I'm not from Earth. I was originally a robot, but now I'm told I'm actually a star. "In that case, Britney would have taken him for a lunatic. Thankfully, Britney smiled. The kind that laughs.

In her world. The man in front of him may just be a pretending to be a cute, gentlemanly old man. Wear high-end custom-made clothing. And her husband is just an ordinary middle class, so he needs to work. The prolific do not need to toil, they speculate on capital. Britney doesn't work though. However, we are always paying attention to the trends in the capital market. That's why she asked her husband to come to the United States to buy land. She is a wise woman. The gentleman old man in front of him was safe for a married woman like her. But you can get something valuable from him. No one would say anything to two people with such a big age gap, and they could have a big chat in the dimly lit booth of the bar.

Britney had a great time chatting with Twin Guns. She opened a bottle of Martell. It's expensive. She had a bottle at home and was reluctant to open it. This time, I finally drank it with confidence and boldness.

"Don't drink it." Britney drank herself free. "Let's go, let's go dancing, shall we?"

She took the hands of the two guns. Run onto the dance floor with two guns and blend in with the crowd.

"How do you jump?"

"Jump as you like." Britney Spears is completely let go. Screaming and shouting. It's not fun. Then they went back to the hotel together. Stayed in a first-class suite with two guns.

"You know what? From the first time I saw you, I knew you were rich. I knocked on the wrong door on purpose. Ha ha. "What is intentional? You can come to me if you want, no intentionally! The two guns said seriously, but Britney had already fallen into the arms of the two guns.