Goofy put down the oil and looked at Carrie nervously.

"Carrie, do you have an upset stomach? Do you have a stomachache or a feeling of bloating? ”

"It's not swollen, it's a little shriveled......," Carrie said as she looked at the pizza on the coffee table and reached out to grab a piece to eat.

Gao Fei looked at it, this little girl didn't seem to have any problems at all, it stands to reason that she drank engine oil at noon, and if there was an adverse reaction, it should be shown now. And the most direct reaction of normal people after drinking engine oil should be indigestion, nausea, stomach distention, and no appetite, Carrie not only does not have any adverse symptoms, but her appetite is still strong - obviously, this little girl really has nothing to do.

So, Carrie's digestive system can completely break down engine oil?

Then this digestive system is too powerful!

Looking at Goofy's shocked expression, Carrie nibbled on pizza and asked, "Goofy, boss, what's wrong?" Any questions? ”

Gao Feixin said: This is a big problem.

took the bucket of engine oil that Carrie drank as a drink, and Gao Fei said solemnly: "Come, Carrie, let me introduce you, the name of this bucket of liquid is engine oil, it is specially used for cars, normal people must not drink it, you have to go to the hospital to wash your stomach if you drink a little bit of this thing, and if you drink too much, you will hang up directly, understand?" ”

"Clams?" Carrie was surprised, "But it's delicious......"

"......" Goofy didn't know what to say, "Carrie, you have to always remember one thing - you are not an ordinary person, you can do a lot of things that ordinary people can't do, such as ...... Drink engine oil. ”

Carrie finally nodded seriously: "Okay, I'll always remember." ”

Gao Fei said earnestly: "In order to live peacefully in this world, you have to pretend to be the same as a normal person, so what a normal person can't drink, you can't drink, understand?" ”

Carrie understood after hearing this, and then stared at the barrel of oil with a sad face: "So, I can't drink this nutty drink again, right?" ”

Seeing Carrie's look of life and death, Goofy was really a little unbearable.

"Of course not, you can drink without anyone else present, like you can drink now." With that, Goofy handed Carrie the remaining quarter of the oil.

Carrie was immediately happy, and her whole body brightened.

Nibble on pizza, take a sip of oil, and get comfortable!

"Wow, that's a great combination!" The little girl squinted and smiled.

Goofy has a black line on his face, this is just the beginning, God knows what weird things this little Lori can eat after a few years old......

Goofy and Carrie ate pizza while watching TV, and in the blink of an eye, they wiped out ten pizzas.

After eating the pizza, Carrie glanced at the other bucket of Mobil in the glass cabinet in the living room, and finally did not act.

The two nested on the sofa and watched the TV series for a while, and Gao Fei explained to Carrie how normal children live by the way.

"Look, Carrie, you can't use all your strength when you're fighting with someone, and it's impossible for a child to knock an adult away...... You've got to take it easy, you know? ”

"Try to eat as slowly as possible, keep the eating speed of a normal person, and if you eat in public, you can't eat too much in one go......"

Carrie seriously learns how to be an "ordinary" child, Gao Fei nods seriously every time she talks about a knowledge point, and halfway through watching the TV series between the two, Frank suddenly opens the door and walks in.

The old guy was holding a stack of materials in his hand, with a smug expression on his face, and it was obvious that he had done Carrie's business.

"Uncle Frank, who can do anything, is back!" Frank loudly announced, "Carrie, from now on, we will be a family!" ”

Carrie had heard about this from Goofy, and it was also a decision made by Goofy and Ole after negotiation, and little Lori liked Goofy's boss very much, so she didn't resist joining Goofy's family.

Goofy didn't expect Frank to be so efficient and get this done so quickly, he got up and took the materials from Frank's hand, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Well done, Frank." ”

"Boss Goofy, so I'll be your cousin from now on, right?" Carrie said happily, "I've never been a cousin!" ”

Goofy was also very happy, rubbing Carrie's little head: "In the future, you should call me Goofy Brother, not Goofy Boss." ”

"That'...... Gao Fei Lao ......" Carrie changed her words, and the word "brother" was not yet spoken.

At this time, Frank suddenly coughed: "Ahem, it should be Goofy's father......"

"What?!"

Goofy and Carrie were shocked at the same time, and looked back at Frank in surprise.

Frank hurriedly took a step back timidly and whispered, "Carrie, fly high in the future...... Goofy is your dad. ”

"What?" Carrie didn't expect that the whole villain was not good, "Why?" Why did Goofy Boss become Goofy's dad?! ”

Goofy also fainted, what the hell is going on?

"Frank, didn't you say that you should make Carrie's identity your illegitimate daughter? Why did you become my daughter again? ”

Frank spread his hands and said, "Don't worry, listen to me slowly, my friends in the community told me that people like me who don't have a job, have a lot of criminal records, and have a history of alcoholism, even if they suddenly have an illegitimate daughter, they don't have custody of the illegitimate daughter." On the contrary, if you have an illegitimate daughter, you can apply to raise your daughter as a single parent. ”

Goofy simply collapsed: "So Carrie became my illegitimate daughter, right?" But I don't even have a girlfriend now, and suddenly an illegitimate daughter appeared, who would believe it! ”

Frank smiled evilly: "Isn't your relationship with Cheng Jieqian very good?" It can be said that the child is hers. ”

Gao Fei almost flipped the table: "Nima, do you think two Chinese can give birth to a blonde and blue-eyed little Lori?" Genetic mutations don't dare to become so scary, and Carrie is seven or eight years old, and I was in middle school seven or eight years ago! ”

"What happened to middle school? You were already fertile by then, and I remember you did have a few blonde girlfriends in middle school, and one of them was Mary, who seemed to be very pretty......" Frank mused, "Didn't you bring her back to the apartment at prom?" ”

"Do you remember this kind of thing about old sesame seeds and rotten grain......" Gao Fei collapsed.

"Of course, you're my only nephew, and of course I have to care about you." Frank said with a smile, then patted Goofy on the shoulder, "Congratulations, you're a father now." ”