Chapter 21: Don't Call an Ambulance!
Xiang Long, who is proficient in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, successfully obtained the riding position and crushed the killer under him! The advantage of riding is that you can use your body to hold your opponent's shoulders and hips to the ground, so that your opponent's counterattack will be weak and ineffective. At the same time, Xiang Long skillfully covered the killer's mouth with his left hand, and the wolf tooth knife that seemed to appear out of thin air in his right hand had been pressed against the major artery of the killer's neck, and finally Xiang Long warned the killer with a cold and merciless gaze not to act rashly, otherwise he would harvest his life mercilessly!
However, looking at each other, at this moment, it seemed that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses roaring past the dragon's heart......
What he saw were a pair of beautiful big eyes, frightened and frightened by a faint mist.
In a trance, he seemed to see his wife, who also had such beautiful big eyes.
His wife's big beautiful eyes before she died were also frightened and frightened, covered with a faint mist.
This is as good as that moment.
Xiang Long's body suddenly stiffened as if he had been shot, and sad memories continued to flow from his penetrated chest like blood, and the death-like pain made Xiang Long even gasp for breath......
But it was only for a moment, Xiang Long quickly broke free from the pain, and then looked at the girl who was riding under him with a confused look, obviously one hand was still covering the girl's small mouth, but he asked in a panic as if he didn't know anything: "Who are you?" ”
The girl was stunned and blinked her eyes.
"No, I'm Xiang Yiming's friend, and he brought me home to play. What, I wanted to joke with him just now, but I didn't expect you to be the person outside the door......" Xiang Long was a little incoherent, like a hairy boy who had made a mistake, and then asked again: "Who are you?" ”
The girl finally understood what had happened, and suddenly her willow eyebrows were upside down, and her phoenix eyes widened, but there were tears on her long eyelashes, which made her look fierce and inward.
Taking advantage of the fact that Xiang Long's hand covering her small mouth was not so resolute, the girl suddenly bit on Xiang Long's tiger mouth, and Xiang Long gasped in pain, rolled to the side from the girl's body, and the girl who regained her freedom chased and kicked Xiang Long with her foot, Xiang Long turned her heart sideways, deliberately kicked her, and slammed into the big porcelain vase standing by the wall!
"Bang dang" The large porcelain bottle that was more than half a person high was smashed by Xiang Long, and the broken porcelain piece fell to the ground, Xiang Long saw it and hurriedly knocked his forehead towards a sharp broken porcelain piece, and suddenly he was cut a bloody cut on the corner of his forehead by the broken porcelain piece!
"Oh maa!" Xiang Long immediately covered his face with his hands and fell to the ground, wiping the blood from the wound with his hand. Of course, this little pain is nothing, but the worse he screams, the better the situation......
This is called a bitter meat trick!
Xiang Long's heart was full of slots, and Lan Yifei said that he would come back after half past eight? It's just a matter of coming back a few hours early, and even tiptoeing in, who would have thought of it! Fortunately, I want to keep a living mouth and torture it, otherwise wouldn't it be a lifetime of regret to habitually kill my mouth? But even if you don't extinguish it, how can it end up with such a big oolong? ,
can only use bitter meat tricks, hoping that his daughter can let him go for his sake......
"How are you?" Lan Yifei was so frightened that she cried, and hurriedly crawled over to hold the head of Xiang Long, who was pretending to be dead, and used her strength to let his upper body lean on his arms. Although he offended her just now, since it was just a misunderstanding, she didn't mean to be unforgiving, it was just a little girl's heart to beat her twice to get angry. But she didn't expect to make such a big mess, if her brother's friend had three long and two short, Lan Yifei wouldn't know how to do it......
"I'm fine......" Xiang Long took his hand away, half of his face was bloody, it looked so miserable, and then Xiang Long grabbed Lan Yifei's little hand tremblingly with his blood-stained hand, and said angrily: "I'm sorry...... I didn't mean to...... Forgive me......"
"I forgive you! Don't let anything happen to you! Where has Lan Yifei seen this kind of battle, and she was so frightened by her father that tears rippled. At this time, the toilet door slammed open, Xiang Yiming rushed out with his pants, and when he saw that Xiang Long's face was covered with blood and he couldn't help but gasp: I'm going to so much...... This Nima has caused human life?
"Brother! What's wrong with you, brother! Xiang Yiming "poof" knelt on the ground, grabbed Xiang Long and shook it vigorously.
It seems that the acting is a little too hard...... Xiang Long had no choice but to shake his body in sync with him.
"Don't shake it!" Lan Yifei pushed Xiang Yiming away, don't look at her helplessness when there was only her just now, she calmed down when Xiang Yiming came, and Xiang Yiming replaced her helplessness. Lan Yifei was at a loss for his opponent like a general in danger, and gave orders to Yiming: "Xiang Yiming!" Don't shake! Call 911 for an ambulance! Fast! ”
"Oh oh oh!" Xiang Yiming instinctively obeyed the order and crawled in the direction of the landline, grabbed the microphone and Xiang Yiming was stunned, and asked Lan Yifei with a blank face: "How many numbers are 911?" ”
Lan Yifei: "......"
"Shhh...... No, no...... I'm okay......" Xiang Long hurriedly stopped their stupid behavior in time, and an ambulance in the United States would cost at least a thousand dollars or more for a trip. Everything on board costs a fee, from a stretcher blanket to even a bandage, and it costs $164 per 1.6km of skipping the meter. If Xiang Yiming called an ambulance helicopter, forty or fifty thousand dollars would be wasted. Therefore, many international students in the United States and even Americans with medical insurance will stubbornly say the last word before losing consciousness when they are sick and fainting: don't call an ambulance! These two losers really don't know how expensive firewood and rice are......
"Are you alright?" Lan Yifei and Xiang Yiming's eyes widened in disbelief, Xiang Long shook his head, and exhaled a long breath: "I'm fine, it's just that I was a little dizzy just now......"
"But...... You're still bleeding! Lan Yifei looked worriedly at Xiang Long's blood-stained cheeks.
"I'm really fine, just wash up." Xiang Long struggled to his feet, stubbornly walked into the toilet, and then was smoked out in less than a second, retching and sprinting towards the kitchen......