Chapter 64: Act, Follow!
yes, this can't be washed...... Xiang Yiming stood beside him with a pale face and was at a loss, he wanted to help Xiang Long speak, but Tristan couldn't say anything!
"Sorry, I don't understand what you mean." Xiang Long walked to Tristan's side, Tristan trembled with fright, one hand and one leg retracted back, fortunately he broke his right hand and left leg, if he was on the same side, he could only roll over. Xiang Long immediately pointed at Tristan and said to the school police: "Look, isn't he still alive?" ”
What the hell am I ...... Tristan quickly stopped shrinking back and continued to kneel like a three-legged golden toad.
"You broke his jaw," the school guard glared at the bull's eyeball, "and he's probably not going to be able to speak in the future!" He had to learn to express himself in sign language, and you know how cruel that was to him? ”
"It can't be! I didn't break his jaw at all! Xiang Long stretched out his hand to lift Tristan's chin up with an aggrieved face, and "Gaba" made a crisp sound: "He is actually pretending!" ”
"Dirty...... I'm not pretending! Tristan immediately shouted, "Sir, he lied! ”
After shouting, Tristan suddenly felt that the atmosphere changed, and everyone looked at him strangely.
"Really! I swear ......" Tristan said and suddenly realized, "I can speak?" ”
White School Policeman: "......"
Black Principal: "......"
Melon-eating masses: "......"
Xiang Long smiled: "Act, continue to act!" ”
"It's not like that! Listen to me, I really couldn't talk before! He touched my chin and I couldn't speak! That's right! He touched my chin again just now, you all saw it, didn't he still gack? I'll be able to speak again with a gaba......" Tristan was in a hurry, but he was so neat that he could talk crosstalk, and everyone looked at him like stupid people, which made Tristan's voice of defense smaller and smaller......
"Okay, okay, looks like he can talk." The school policeman wiped his face in embarrassment, and said to Xiang Long seriously: "But you also broke his arm, he is likely to have to say goodbye to boxing in the future." He also had to learn to brush his teeth, wash his face, eat, and wipe his butt with his left hand......
"Do you know how cruel it is to him?"
"It can't be! I didn't break his arm at all! Xiang Long stretched out his hand to twist Tristan's shoulder upwards with an aggrieved face, and "Gaba" made a crisp sound: "He is actually pretending!" ”
"I'm not pretending!" Tristan was so anxious that he grabbed Xiang Long's hand: "Sir, he lied!" ”
After shouting, Tristan felt as if the atmosphere had changed again, and everyone looked at him strangely.
"Really! I swear......" Tristan said this, and suddenly realized that he was kneeling like a three-legged golden toad just now and was supporting the ground with his left hand, and now his left hand was still supporting the ground, and the hand holding Xiang Long was his right hand! So the question is, isn't his right hand broken?
White School Policeman: "......"
Black Principal: "......"
Melon-eating masses: "......"
Xiang Long smiled: "Act, continue to act!" ”
"It's not like that! Listen to me, my arm was really broken! It was he who grabbed my arm and twisted it, and my arm was broken! That's right! He twisted my arm again just now, you all saw it, didn't you still gack? My arm was fine again...... "Tristan was really anxious, but everyone still looked at him like a fool......
"Okay, okay, it looks like his arm isn't broken." The school guard wiped his face in embarrassment, and said solemnly to Xiang Long: "But you also broke his leg, he is likely to be in a wheelchair in the future, and he can't do anything with one leg, do you know how cruel this is to him?" ”
"It can't be! I didn't break his leg at all! Xiang Long squatted down with an aggrieved look and reached out to press Tristan's knee down, and there was a crisp sound of "Gaba": "He's actually all pretending!" I think this has already come to light, and I'm sorry I left beforehand! ”
Xiang Long got up and turned to leave, Tristan was so anxious that he got up and grabbed Xiang Long:
"Don't go! Sir, Headmaster, listen to me, I'm not pretending, he lied to you! ”
After shouting, Tristan felt as if the atmosphere had changed, and everyone looked at him strangely.
"Really! I swear......" Tristan suddenly found that he didn't know when he had stood up, both legs were thick and strong supporting the ground, he forgot for a moment which one was broken, and Tristan's voice suddenly stopped......
White School Policeman: "......"
Black Principal: "......"
Melon-eating masses: "......"
Xiang Long smiled: "Act, continue to act!" ”
"Okay, well, it looks like his leg isn't broken." The school police wiped his face in embarrassment, and said to Xiang Long seriously: "But it's not right to fight in school, I will keep an eye on you in the future!" ”
As he spoke, the school policeman stretched out two fingers, pointed to his eyeballs, and then pointed to the dragon.
He is not a fool, so he naturally sees that the three "gaba" are greasy, but what can he do?
Tristan is now alive and kicking, talking, grabbing, and standing up. And a kung fu club, a boxing club, a one-on-one fair duel between the two sides, it is impossible for him to arrest people without casualties, at most it is a pretentious warning to Long.
"No, maybe you didn't hear clearly, it was Tristan who made the first move!" Spread your hands to the dragon:
"I'm just in self-defense!"
"That's right, sir!" Xiang Yiming finally came back to his senses from the wonderful plot, and hurriedly helped Xiang Long speak: "The matter was provoked by Tristan first, you should keep an eye on him!" ”
"You'd better be honest with me!" The school officer looked constipated and pointed back at Tristan.
Tristan hurriedly tried to defend himself, but the school policeman widened his eyes, and his small rolling pin-like fingers were directly on Tristan's nose, and Tristan had to shut up.
The school police left in a huff, and Principal Morgan glanced at Xiang Long meaningfully and left.
"No, listen to me, I really got my jaw broken, my arm broken, and my leg broken......" Tristan tried to explain to the melon-eating crowd, and the melon-eating crowd all nodded strangely: "Okay, okay Tristan, needless to say, we believe it!"
"You really broke your jaw, your arm, and your leg by that Chinese kid......"
A campus reporter excitedly pointed the recorder at him: "Can you tell me the purpose of this?" ”
Tristan: "Walter? ”
"I deliberately pretended to be a Chinese kid in public and broke my jaw, arm and leg, and even the school police and the principal were recruited!" The campus reporter is a curly-haired and glasses-eyed girl with a raging fire of gossip burning in her eyes: "Everyone knows that the city is full of wind and rain, what good is it for you to do this?"
"I see, that Chinese kid must have some shady deal with you! Actually, you're trying to build momentum for his newly formed Chinese kung fu club, right? It must be like this, right? ”
Tristan: "......"
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