What a surprise! What a surprise! Xiang Yiming was like thunder at this moment, and sad tears almost burst out of his eyes: I treat you as a brother, but you want to be my uncle! Brother, I really misread you!

I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!

Of course, Xiang Yiming has seen this big pants, and Xiang Long wore this one when he opened the door yesterday morning!

Xiang Yiming also remembered that when Xiang Long opened the door for him in the morning today, he was wearing another ......

So the truth of everything is revealed, the sweatpants that Xiang Long's family threw away are Lan Fangcao's!

The only question now is why Lan Fangcao threw her sweatpants in the trash can of Xiang Long's house, but wore Xiang Long's big pants...... No, it's not really important anymore.

No matter why, it can't change the fact that Lan Fangcao took off her pants at Xiang Long's house last night!

Seeing Xiang Yiming's expression like thunder, his grandmother suddenly saw through him with a torch, and grabbed Xiang Yiming's little hand excitedly: "Mingming, do you know who your uncle is?"

"Tell me! Tell me! ”

I'm afraid that my brother will kill me if I say it! Even if my brother doesn't kill me, my aunt will kill me! The strong desire to survive made Xiang Yiming pretend to be crazy and stupid without hesitation: "Grandma, I don't know anything......"

"Nope! You know! Grandma's smile turned hideous: If you don't say it, your grandmother will beat you to death!

Xiang Yiming shrunk his neck: That's right! I don't say my grandmother will beat me to death! Now my situation is like crossing a single-plank bridge, there is a wolf in front of the bridge, and there is a ghost behind the bridge, and I only have a bow and arrows in my hand, so the question is, do I shoot a wolf or a ghost?

Wrong!

According to the game of beast chess, I am a rat, my brother is a cat, my aunt is a tiger, and my grandmother is an elephant!

My brother can eat me, my aunt can eat my brother, my grandmother eats my aunt, and I eat my grandmother - there is nothing wrong with this biological chain!

So in order to survive, I can only confess to my grandmother and be lenient! Xiang Yiming finally made this difficult decision, as for the most critical link in the middle of this biological chain, who eats whom Xiang Long and Auntie, Xiang Yiming feels that Auntie is like a tigress, of course Auntie eats Xiang Long!

Ordinary men can't cure their aunt at all, Xiang Yiming once saw with his own eyes that there was a white policeman with five big and three thick tigers and bears' waists coming to the door of the house with flowers, but Lan Fangcao rushed out and kicked the two-meter-tall big man from the yard to the road with a roundabout kick......

The Lan family has ancestral teachings, and their hearts will be different if they are not of our race, so future generations can only find the descendants of the dragon.

After Lan Fangcao kicked out a few white and black people, no one dared to block the door to deliver flowers......

Such a domineering and leaky aunt, Xiang Yiming believed that Xiang Long must be trembling under her obscene power.

"Grandma, can you accept that the man is younger than the woman?" Xiang Yiming cautiously tested.

"Yes!" Grandma smiled and said, "The first female college holds the golden rooster, the second female college holds the gold nuggets, and the third female holds the gold bricks......

What if that is...... What about the female college hachi? Wink at Yiming: Female eighth, hug ...... Gourd?

After all, he still didn't dare to say it directly, Xiang Yiming could only take a trick: "Grandma, I'm afraid of being beaten to death by my aunt!"

"Otherwise, if you ask me a question, I'll answer, and if you can't answer, don't ask it, okay?"

"Huh." Grandma pinched Xiang Yiming's big face: "You are really a little clever ghost!"

"Okay, I already know, he is younger than your aunt, so is he shorter than your aunt?"

"Not short!" Xiang Yiming gave a thumbs up: "It's almost one meter nine!" ”

"Ouch, hey, that's so tall!" Grandma was overjoyed and asked, "What does he do?" ”

"Students." Xiang Yiming worked hard to maintain emotional stability, in order to be able to see the sun tomorrow.

"Not bad!" Grandma instinctively thinks that it should be a master's degree, maybe a doctorate!

Can this also be called good? Xiang Yiming was stunned, could my brother really be my uncle?

"What do his parents do?" Although my grandmother doesn't have too many requirements, I still need to understand the basic conditions. Xiang Yiming felt that this was Xiang Long's weakness, after all, Xiang Long was an orphan without a father and mother, and his grandmother must be a son-in-law who wanted a big family. After hesitating, Xiang Yiming finally didn't dare to hide it from his grandmother, and said honestly: "He's an orphan......"

"Orphans are so wow!" Grandma's eyes lit up, and she immediately found that her grandson didn't look at her very right, and hurriedly said with a serious face: "The orphan's life must be difficult, he can live in our house." Let's give him a warm home, you say...... How good wow! ”

"That's great!" Xiang Yiming's eyes also lit up, so that he could learn martial arts from his brother at home!

In fact, Xiang Yiming thought that Xiang Long was really good as his uncle, the American ribbon would not make him feel unacceptable, and he had an excellent sense of Xiang Long, except for being embarrassed at school......

……

In order to hide his injured left hand, Lan Fangcao came back very late today, and also bought two pairs of gloves to wear. Of course, she couldn't have four hands, but she actually took one of two pairs of gloves, a small glove on her right hand and a large glove on her left hand. I thought I could go back to the room after saying hello to my mother, but I saw my grandmother's smile special...... Infiltrate.

"Mom, ...... are you" Lan Fangcao looked at the TV cautiously, this is just finished watching a horror movie?

"I already know everything!" Grandma had a confident smile on her face: "I know you're worried about something, isn't it because he's younger than you!" ”

Lan Fangcao gasped: "Huh? ”

Waving her hand to signal that she didn't have to make a fuss, Grandma continued to laugh: "Isn't it because he's still a student!" ”

Lan Fangcao gasped: "Huh?? ”

Grandma then laughed: "Isn't it because he is an orphan!" ”

Lan Fangcao gasped three times: "Ha??? ”

"Mom will make your attitude clear to you today! Never mind! What are you afraid of when you are younger? Didn't the one who played Father-in-law Cao in "New Dragon Gate Inn" marry a wife who was eighteen years younger than him?

"The Roaring Emperor who played Zhang Wuji married a wife twenty-one years younger than him! It's all right!

"It's okay if he's a student, and if he's not married, he can't continue to go to school! It's even more so that he's an orphan, we can give him a warm home, right? Grandma said this, looked back at the stairs vigilantly, and then lowered her voice and said mysteriously to the Blue Fangcao God:

"He doesn't have parents, so you don't have to serve, and it also saves you from conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, how good!

"Okay, you don't have to say it, Mom knows everything! Bring him back tomorrow, and we'll settle the matter!" ”

Blue Grass: "......"