The Adventures of the Bone Tiger
After two days of contact, any Dao technique is not all child's play in Shao Kangken. Except for those who cultivate by themselves, the others are all sideways.
When introducing yourself, always use a high air outlet. As soon as it comes to others, his tone immediately changes, and he will use the school motto to comment on others. In his mouth, he didn't seem to have heard of anyone who admired him, even if there was anyone more than him. Shaokang is still deliberately commenting on his cultivation methods and methods, anyway, no one knows, and no one has seen it. What he said, others could only listen.
This time, when he encountered an unknown place for the Tuogu Tiger, Shaokang continued to use his preaching tone to introduce what he had seen.
Since Shaokang wanted to discuss with him, Tuoguhu was still very willing to tell him about the next things, and the two of them could chat to pass the lonely time.
"Teacher, you're really not what you think." Tuoguhu recalled the past and began to narrate his personal experience to Shaokang.
This happened more than ten years ago, when I was only eighteen or nineteen years old. The experience of the rivers and lakes is very insufficient, how can it be compared with today.
At that time, I didn't know what chance I had to meet two beautiful girls who were already indescribable. The speech is pleasant and beautiful, and the figure is a curvaceous.
Don't look at just a few days together, it's enough to miss it so far. Tuoguhu also wanted to describe more about his experience back then, Shaokang reminded him, or talk less about these details, and directly talk about the main part.
Let Tuo Guhu say the main part, he is still unwilling. Tuoguhu thinks that if everything is told now, how to play the rest of the time. Unless, Shaokang also tells a more glamorous story. If not, it's still time to listen to his long story.
Disturbed by Shaokang, Tuoguhu originally wanted to say a very wonderful clip here. But at this time, he had no interest in going on.
In fact, every time he talks about this part, he will mix a lot of yellow jokes. Otherwise, his real experience is really not exciting. Due to the continuous narration to others for more than ten years, after his continuous post-processing. It turns out that the original story is, he himself no longer knows what it is.
Tuoguhu believes that it is okay to add any story in the middle, as long as the final result remains the same, it does not change the flavor of the original story.
doesn't talk about fragrant clips, or because the target is different. Tuoguhu thought that it was very inappropriate to say this to an old man who was nearly 100 years old at this time. If the person listening to the story is a young man, he will definitely add a lot of meat.
Now, if you cross this meat content, Tuo Gu Hu needs to rearrange the story content. He needed to recall what the original version looked like. I really have to think about it and restore the real history.
When he started again, the Tiger became more normal. It turns out that the obscene image has converged a lot, after all, this is chatting with Shaokang, and there is no need to reveal his true nature.
The story begins again, how did you encounter this was skipped by the Tuo Bone Tiger, and the rest began to tell the true core story.
In fact, the whole story is very simple, he is not a Tuo Gu Tiger who meets two beauties by chance, and the three of them talk quite well. In the end, because the sky was getting dark, Tuo Gu Hu wanted to show his heroism. It's very important to send people home, and this is where the story really begins.
It was too late to send the two home. What happened next, naturally, was that the beauties invited him to live in their home.
The Tiger doesn't feel anything strange about the beauty's home, if she wants to come now. There are so many strange places, the simplest one. Their home is in a very secluded wilderness, and there are only two of them in the house.
There is no man in the house, and it is impossible for the two of them to survive here. Depending on the size of their home, there must be at least a few dozen people living here.
If they do live here, there is a possibility. The original owner has met with an accident, but now all thoughts are just speculation, and all the information of the year has long disappeared into the sea of sand.
In the decades that have happened at this time, the Bone Tiger has had the original incident point once. No relevant evidence was found, the only information was the poplar in the original building.
Even the foundations of a building here are long gone, let alone any ruins. The only time I searched, I didn't get any of the results I wanted. In the end, the Tiger never came here again.
He didn't want to chase the legacy of the year, it was stupid enough to look for it once, and wouldn't it be even more stupid to come a second time.
The events of that year are really unforgettable. It's just two weak women who dare to invite an adult man to their home. This kind of opportunity, Tuogu Tiger has really encountered such an opportunity once in his life. Now I want to encounter such a super wonderful thing, it may be more difficult than climbing to the sky.
The Bone Tiger was in their house, and he really didn't do anything bad. The most important thing is that the beauties are delicious for him. There are many foods, but fruits and vegetables can only be produced thousands of miles away.
Of course, if it's just eating and drinking, of course, you can't keep the heart of the Tuogu Tiger. He is not a foodie, and no matter how much delicious food there is in the world, it is really difficult to touch the heart of Tuoguhu.
Here, the most attractive are the two stunning beauties. Of course, it is normal to live during the day, and it goes into the evening. There are still a lot of benefits, and the Tuo Gu Tiger is here for a few days.
It really made him feel what the life of a rich man is, the two beauties live in a huge mansion, and all the room layouts are all over and over again.
Even, the beauties in the secret room at home also showed him. Although there are not many treasures hidden, if they are converted into reality, there must be more than 100,000.
Not to mention then, even now. There are more than 100,000 yuan, and life can still be quite good.
The reason why Tuoguhu will go to the original site to pursue the memories of the year after more than ten years is not that he misses any old feelings at all, but that he looks forward to finding the treasure of the year. For him, life was very unsatisfactory.
Although he has a powerful brother, he has not borrowed any light. On the contrary, because of such an elder brother, he has suffered a lot. In life, if there is no one else there is relief. Tuo Gu Tiger will always appear in their family, and there will be no meal.
However, his ideas are always shattered by the ruthless reality. When I went back, I dug into the ground and didn't find any signs of human existence.
Tuoguhu didn't believe this, but he lived here for many days. Every grass and tree has really existed, how can it be said that it is gone. The Tuo Gu Tiger, who has never been able to figure it out, can't figure out the strangeness here.
Today, I can count the person I met who understands, and if you ask this person who understands, you can get some answers. If he can really crack the secret, he may be able to find the treasure of their family.
Living in the middle of two beauties, in the end, the Tuogu Tiger still felt that something was wrong. The first few days belonged to the excitement, and after a few days. The whole person obviously feels sleepy, and he is always in a state of chaos and heaviness throughout the day.
If you don't sleep for more than ten hours a day, you can't get rid of sleepiness at all. In a few days, the Tuogu Tiger will basically stay in bed all day. A day's life is all solved in bed.
The number of times I go to the ground is just to go to the toilet.
However, at that time, he himself was tired. But there was no doubt in his heart, he firmly believed that he was tired from spending too much time with women.
If there is enough rest, the body will quickly recover from this exertion. In the last few days of Tuoguhu's residence, although his consciousness was clear, his mobility was gone. Everything needs two beautiful women to help him.
Only this time did the Bone Tiger know that something was not quite right. He needs the help of others, and the beauty has an ability to suck people's souls.
It's only been a few days, and the Bone Tiger has become a waste. If it goes on like this, it will definitely become a human work.
The Tuo Bone Tiger, who has nothing to do, doesn't know where the strength comes from. It was an instinctive stress response, and he used the last bit of strength in his body to shout for help. After a sound, he changed consciousness.
When he woke up, he had been rescued by a Taoist priest. Taoist priest, the person is very good. Prepare a few pairs of decoctions for Tuoguhu, and after resting for two days, he can go down and walk around.
The suspicious Tuo Gu Tiger wanted to ask what was going on. The Taoist priest explained to him that he was fascinated by two fox spirits.
The place where he and the vixen live is made by two foxes with mana. All the food he ate, although it was not delicious, fortunately, did not cause much physical effect on his body.
The Tiger wanted to know what he was eating. Because Tuoguhu saw the Taoist priest, when he said this part of the content, he didn't say it carefully, just a brush.
The Taoist priest smiled, what else could they eat for him. It's just some wild critters, but what you're eating has been heated to eliminate most of the germs. so that I didn't take too much damage.
Now that I think about it, I'm still afraid. You must know that if I live for a long time, I will definitely become a human being, but fortunately, the person who rescued me will act in time.
"It's impossible." Haha, Shaokang smiled, his smile was like laughing at a child who had never seen any children on the market.
"It's never going to happen." Shao Kang once again denied what happened to the Tuo Bone Tiger, "There can be no such spell in the world. ”
"Teacher, I've really seen it." The Tiger replied in the affirmative.
"Are you sure you haven't drunk alcohol or taken any hallucinogenic drugs?"
"Of course not." The Bone Tiger immediately assured Shaokang.
Haha, Shaokang laughed again, "With a beautiful woman and not drinking, who would believe it." You must have been drugged to hallucinate. You will also say that after being rescued by the Taoist priest in the end, you were in a barren wilderness, and the house where you used to live has long disappeared. ”
"Teacher, you're really right." Tuoguhu followed Shaokang's narrative and talked about his own past, "I have personally experienced this. They are sisters, and beauty has reached a very high level. At that time, I was very concerned, and although I had alcohol, I really didn't drink much. I stayed at their home for more than 10 days. I run a lot inside and out, sometimes twice a day. I never forgot the route and the houses, as well as the scenery along the way. In their home, there is also a four or five hundred year old poplar, and others can be faked, and you have no way to copy this thing. ”
"There's more than one way to get a person to hallucinate. People who cast illusions can use incense, but also in a real way. In short, there must be something in your environment that makes you hallucinate. This kind of little trick, more than 100 years ago, there were always people who used this method to harm people. Even, some false Taoist priests used this method to deceive the pilgrims. All in all, these are what you say. Ordinary people can finish it, if you really want to recreate the scene, I have a way to reproduce the scene for you. ”
"Teacher, is it possible that there is no cultivator in this world who specializes in civil engineering?"
Shaokang and Tuoguhu became two debaters, one saying yes and the other saying no. No one was able to convince the other party, even if Shaokang said a lot of conditions for success, Tuoguhu confirmed that what he saw was really happening.
Shaokang can't reach it because he hasn't reached the top level. Tuoguhu thought in his heart that he had not met a real master, he was just a demigod, not much different from the blind fortune teller on the street. I thought so in my heart
Shaokang himself in a state of meditation.
The next day before dawn, the sun had not yet risen above the horizon, and the Lord Eye had already sent a car to pick him up.
"Because this is related to our sentencing, I have checked the current laws of the empire before, and there is no indication of the concern about pseudo-intelligent robots.
All of them point to intelligent robots such as high intelligence, intelligence, AI, and bionics, but there is no description of this pseudo-intelligent machine. ”
Hearing such an important piece of information, Lu Luyi and Yuan Tong's eyes lit up.
The three of them muttered and laughed, and from time to time they lowered their voices and whispered, and they could only understand the indescribable glances in each other's corners.
This made a group of women in the distance feel like they were talking about something good. After all, there were two people here who had been naked, and when they saw Yuan Shou's appearance with a wicked smile, they didn't think they were saying a good thing. Could it be that they are starting to talk about them again?
Yuan Shou let out his signature laugh again, "If there is really a blind spot in the law, maybe the three of us can avoid death."
Did you see that the empire did not deal with this matter according to the normal judicial procedure, but instead came in and began to torture, why did it delay the judicial process?
"Why don't you ask for such important information?" Yuan Tong criticized.
"I asked." Yuan Shou said depressedly, "When we started to do it, I once asked him secretly, and he completely denied that he had said such things before. ”
"Why are you mentioning this pseudo-intelligent robot?" Yuan Tong asked suspiciously.
Most likely, he is looking for evidence, for ways to punish us. ”
Yuan Tong casually put on two women's clothes, walked to the cell and asked next door, "Are you okay?" Don't fight too hard, it's a long battle in prison, don't use your physical strength too early, you won't need it at the last minute. ”
(End of chapter)