"You don't know, when I went, those two shameless ones just hugged each other like this!"

Liu's spit flew and said to the sisters and aunts who were washing clothes by the river: "That Ruan Niangzi, she looks very decent, but if she is really good, how can she watch her sister hook up with other people's men and ignore it?!" ”

"I said Sister Liu, what you said is true or false, Ruan Niangzi and Ruan Xiaomei, the whole body is magnificent, at first glance, they are from a big family in the city, how can they look down on your big pillar brothers? Don't be presumptuous here! ”

It was the Li family who spoke, and the Liu family's family was in the same village, and they married to Baijiazhuang, so it is said that the relationship should be deeper than others.

But the two of them are used to comparing when they are young, the original Liu's mother's family background is better than the Li family, but buying a Li family's Xianggong Bai Dashan is a down-to-earth and hard-working person, so a few years have passed, and the Li family's family background is much better than the Liu family.

Besides, as soon as the Li family entered the door, he gave birth to a son and a daughter to Bai Dashan, and suddenly his waist stiffened a lot.

"I said Li, you have to go against me to be comfortable, right?!"

As soon as he heard that Li was so sarcastic about himself, Liu suddenly didn't want to get up, rolled up his sleeves, held the mallet of the mallet in his hand, and said unrelentingly: "Okay, okay, your Dashan brother is a good guy, right?" But you've got to be careful......"

Liu snorted coldly: "Sister Ruan Niangzi and her son, I think they are both born by foxes, if you don't care a little, maybe the soul of the Dashan brothers will also be taken away by them, and you won't have a place to cry when the time comes, don't blame me, who is a sister, for not reminding you!" ”

After speaking, he squatted down again, as if he took the clothes in front of him as Biru, and beat them up with a mallet.

"My family is a successful person, and I have never missed anything because of drinking, so you should worry about your big pillar brother!"

Li's mouth is not forgiving, and he pushes back if it is neither soft nor hard.

"Oh, okay, okay, we are all from the same village, so naturally we should be in the same breath, I don't look like a good person like that Ruan Niangzi!"

An old lady with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks also snorted coldly from the side, but I don't know if it was because of her weak heart, this voice was naturally suppressed, and she said mysteriously: "You said that she is a woman with a big belly, and she came to our village with a good dignity...... If anyone knows etiquette and understands etiquette, he must leave a post for his first minister?! ”

"This family has a scripture that is difficult to read, Aunt Bai, this matter can't be generalized!"

There are also people who disagree, and immediately refuted: "Aunt Bai, didn't you also fight with your mother-in-law when you were young?" I can't say that Ruan Niangzi's in-laws are not a good family, and Ruan Niangzi is afraid that she is just a hard-working person......"

"Can you generalize about this?"

The woman who was called Aunt Bai stared at her eyes and said unrelentingly: "Besides, even if my mother-in-law is unreasonable, I didn't leave their house with my son, did I?" Hey, this is really the world, and now the young daughter-in-law can't stand this grievance? At every turn, I have to die or live to go back to my parents' house, and as far as I can see, I am still beaten lightly! If this is left with us for a while, the spittle stars can drown you! ”

"Aunt Bai has fire, don't sprinkle it on me, I want to have a mother-in-law so that I can be filial and filial, but my mother-in-law went early, and I can only sacrifice incense to the dead and talk about filial piety......"

The man deliberately pretended to let out a long sigh, which immediately provoked a burst of laughter from the people around him.

As soon as the Liu clan saw that the topic had been diverted, everyone did not continue to focus on themselves, and they suddenly became a little unwilling, and pulled the topic back to Jing Yuan.

"I said you, laugh and laugh, but you must concentrate your attention!"

Liu's eyes were full of jealousy, and he snorted and chirped: "If the father-in-law of whose family and the son of the family are seduced by the sisters in the future, and the family house is restless, don't blame me for not reminding you......"

"Liu, you seduce on the left, fox on the right, do you have tangible evidence?!"

Aunt Shi, who had been listening to it for a long time, suddenly became a little angry, and couldn't help but speak: "Ruan Niangzi's sister and son live next door to my house, I see that the sisters are all reasonable and reasonable people, how can they be so unbearable as you say?" ”

"Oops, Aunt Shi!"

When Liu Shi heard this, he hurriedly opened his mouth and said, "If you don't open your mouth, I still forgot!" Since your family lives next door to his, you need to be careful! I heard that this fox spirit, I love to suck the essence of men, your family only has a lone seedling of the Shi Lei brothers, if this spirit is sucked by the fox spirit, do you still expect to hold your grandson? ”

"Fuck you!"

As soon as she heard that the Liu family had arranged it on Shi Lei's head, Aunt Shi was even more furious: "My son is innocent, he will blush when he talks to the girl, what is seduced by the fox spirit, you have to be careful when you speak, talk about people behind your back, be careful of the wind, flash your tongue!" ”

"Aunt Shi, I kindly remind you, you actually scolded me like this?!"

Liu looked at Aunt Shi, whose face was full of anger, and suddenly felt aggrieved: "Don't worry, I won't say this again, your brother Shi Lei, what's the love, anyway, I don't have anything to do with it!" Oops......"

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, at this time, a bird flew from not far away, and by coincidence, this bird was just right, pulling a bubble of bird feces on Liu's head!

Liu Shi only felt that something had fallen on his hair, and when he touched it with his hand, it was still hot, and the stench spread all of a sudden, and the people around him covered their noses one after another, wanting to stay away from Liu.

"You little brute dare to bully me?!"

Liu's face suddenly swelled into the color of pig liver, and looking at the bird feces on his hands, a disgusting feeling suddenly came up, and he screamed and cursed in his mouth, while wanting to bend down to pick up stones and smash the bird.

But I didn't expect that the strength was not well mastered for a while, when I reached out to catch the stones, I actually planted it in the river, this time it was good, the soaked clothes were simply a thousand pounds, and the wind was blown by the early autumn, the whole person shivered, and there was a moment of fragmentation sitting there.

The surrounding laundry people were also startled by this scene, and by the time the big guy reacted, Liu's lips had gradually turned a little white.

Everyone had no choice but to quickly drag the person up, and they all stepped forward to ask if the Liu family was okay.

"I think this is retribution, talking behind people's backs, but how many have a good end?"

I don't know if it was Li or who muttered so casually, Liu's face was swollen and red, full of shame and indignation, and he didn't care about talking to others, holding his basin of unwashed clothes, and ran home with a roar.

"Ouch!"

Unexpectedly, because he ran too fast, he didn't see clearly that there was a stone on it, Liu didn't check it for a while, and he directly fell a dog and ate, this clothes were originally wet, and now they were covered with mud, how embarrassed, how embarrassed.

"Sister Liu, you must be slow!"

Li shouted at the back of his voice, but Liu hurriedly got up from the ground and ran away again......

Although the rest of the people tried their best to hold back their laughter, the scene was so funny that after Liu's figure left everyone's sight, I don't know who was the first to laugh, and then it was out of control, and they all leaned back and fell behind laughing.

"Hahaha, ouch, it makes my stomach hurt from laughing...... It's been so many years, only Liu's mouth is talking, how have you ever seen her so embarrassed? ”

"There's a lump of bird on this head, tsk, she loves to be clean so much on weekdays, I heard that after washing her hair, she has to use what kind of perfume to spread on her hair, and now I don't know how much perfume to cover the smell of bird......"

Another mean person also followed behind and added, and suddenly everyone leaned forward and back again.

When Huzi held the sugar gourd that Biru bought in his hand and told Biru all this that happened, Biru's heart was full of joy.

"Amitabha, God really has eyes!"

Biru couldn't help but think of the Buddha, and said with a smug face: "It seems that God can't get used to her arrogant and domineering appearance, that's why she has such a big facelessness!" If she doesn't have a door to her mouth, I see if she will dare to arrange others at will next time! ”

"Sister Ruan, this Liu said that he saw you hugging him that day, is it true or false?"

Huzi seemed to hesitate for a moment, but still blinked his big bright eyes and looked at Biru with an inquiring expression.

"Whew!"

When Biru heard this, she almost jumped to her feet, pointed to Huzi's nose and said, "You listen to that Liu's nonsense!" That day, Bai Dazhu wanted to come to drink, but he didn't have any silver in his hand, I was driving him out, who knew that it was such a coincidence, Liu appeared outside, from her point of view, I only felt that we were hugging each other, but the conscience of heaven and earth, even if I was blind, I would not look at the white pillar! ”

Thinking about himself, but the number one palace maid next to the eldest princess of Li Guojingyuan, how many people around her flatter her, and the adults in the court have to give three points of thin noodles when they see themselves, and they still look down on them, how can they be with this white pillar......

This thought flashed through her, and Biru only felt a chill, and hurriedly brushed her arm, as if to brush away something unclean.

"Well, that's what I said!"

Huzi looked like a little adult, and squeezed his eyebrows at Biru and said, "I think Brother Shi Lei is much better than Uncle Dazhu, even if Sister Ruan's eyes are not good, she will not be blind to this point......"

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