Shanima wanted to cry without tears at the moment, and she panicked.

Because he was stopped, in front was the Ejun Ability Division, and in the back was Dabao riding the Xiangjun Ability Division represented by Lin Le, saying that this scene was more different, and the unclear gaze made Lin Le want to die.

In fact, he found that he had signs of bending before, and he grabbed his younger brother and beat him to death, only to be straightened by him again.

Lin Le was proud of his invention, and after the name was given, it was called "How Straight Men Are Broken", and he planned to apply for a patent. In other words, the majority of book friends have a tendency in this regard, you might as well try it, the patent fee is very cheap, just a recommendation ticket and a collection.

The procedure goes like this:

"Ah, that's handsome. ”

"Let you be hard, let you be hard" hug your brother and beat him to death, don't be reluctant to start, don't be afraid of breaking it, rest assured that your brother can be big or small, the leather is real, although it is bigger than the embroidery needle.

"Ah, it's so strong. ”

"Let you be hard, let you be hard" and then hold it and beat it to death.

"Ah......h

Beat again.

After the hundredth time, make sure that he can't be hard anymore, lying on his stomach like a small earthworm, and finally you can pull his skin and teach him: "See if you are still hard." ”

If you really can't get started, you can ask the young lady of the hair salon to help, the place is easy to find, it is generally red light, they are skilled and take care of thousands of chickens, and they have eaten more chickens than you have ever seen, you can rest assured in this regard.

As long as you try this method, you can be sure that your brother will never react to the man again.

Well, it is not recommended for men who have not given birth to try it, and if it breaks, it will not be as easy to find a job as before.

The big head, Yang Bailao and all the strange people began to breathe fire in their eyes. Originally, I was very annoyed to chase down the goddess of Dongting, but when I saw this Tianzhu Lao Ah San riding their country's finless porpoise in front of me, who could bear it?

Anyway, the goddess of Dongting couldn't catch up, so she simply didn't do anything and stopped stopping this old Ah San to relieve his anger.

"I heard you're very good at waves?" Dabao said with a strange look at Shanima.

"Running faster than all of us, are you flying up the waves?" Lin Le was very resentful, and he almost bent himself in order to chase this Ah San, but he didn't catch up with him.

"What are you riding? You are riding a finless porpoise, which is a protected animal of our country, what do you think of them? Are you a long-term worker? And a small one, don't you know that child labor is illegal? Bah, you are abusing long-term workers and abusing young children. Why are you so black-hearted, black-hearted landlord. I don't know why Huang Shiren was so angry when he saw this scene.

Then he found out why Yang Bailao always looked at him, which made him look confused.

"Beep"

Suddenly, there was a long roar, and everyone found a finless porpoise swimming on the periphery, not daring to approach, and screaming urgently. The two finless porpoises, one large and one small, under Shanima, suddenly became restless, and the top of Shanima was upside down.

Seeing this scene, everyone was angry, this is obviously a family of three, damn Ah San broke up the husband and wife, and the wife was separated.

Seeing everyone approaching, Shanima was anxious, don't be deceived by her, she is not a good bird, she abandoned her husband and children.

Seeing that everyone didn't believe it, Shanima had no choice but to get off the finless porpoise, the big and small finless porpoises immediately rushed towards the female finless porpoise, and the little finless porpoise went and returned, and came to him again, Shanima thought it was saying goodbye to himself, but who knew that he was sprayed with saliva.

Tick-tock, thick liquid dripping from Shanima's face, he had to squint.

The female finless porpoise betrayed the male finless porpoise, Shanima saw clearly, the female finless porpoise's belly bulged, this is obviously a big belly outside, come back and let her husband take over! Shanima believed that the male finless porpoise would definitely beat the female finless porpoise, so that he could clear his grievances, and he was looking forward to this scene with great anticipation. Who knew that the male finless porpoise ran to the female finless porpoise, kept licking the female finless porpoise, trying his best to please, a licking dog, and the female finless porpoise raised her head arrogantly and couldn't stop hissing.

"It's ......" Shanima was dumbfounded.

"Well, I didn't wronged you. ”

"Don't try to deny it. ”

"The woman of Xia Kingdom is really ...... Happiness. Shanima's face was extremely complicated, and she said quietly: "In our country, if a woman dares to do this, she will be beaten to death." ”

"If I have a daughter in the future, I will definitely send her to Xia Guo and let her find an 'honest' man in Xia Guo. ”

"Phew, you're eighty years old, and whose daughter do you want to harm?" Huang Shiren was very angry, and then found that Yang Bailao was looking at him again, this time not only Yang Bailao was looking at him, but Huang Shiren was stunned again.

"Idiot. Yang Bailao secretly scolded, Shanima's official identity is forty years old, and you said that he is eighty years old, isn't this a clear way to tell him that we have investigated him?

Although both sides knew it, what he cared about was not what Shanima thought, the other party broke away from the visiting group and infiltrated the Xia Kingdom to secretly act and was caught by them, and now the initiative is in their hands, as long as they want to deal with it. What he cares about is exposing the unprofessionalism of Ejun in front of his colleagues in Xiangjun, and losing face for his head.

"Didi" Yang Bailao and Dabao received information at the same time, "big things turn small"

The two looked at each other helplessly, not knowing how to measure it, but since the order was given, they had to carry it out. However, Xia Guo's writing is broad and profound, and how to figure out the meaning and use loopholes to benefit himself is a compulsory course for every subordinate.

Yang Bailao Dabao exchanged a look, and it only said that the big things were turned into small things, but it didn't say that the small things were turned into small things.

They dried their oil here at noon, especially Dabao was busy for two days, and it was even more of a fire, someone must be responsible, let them extinguish the fire.

The two of them looked at each other, and their subordinates were refreshed.

"Bullying to protect animals, abusing young children, and seeking justice for finless porpoises. ”

"Down with the black-hearted landlord. "Master Huang.

"Disgusting pervert, what have you done to them? ”

“......”

"Hit"

A total of ten supernatural people rushed forward in a swarm of people from Xiang County, poor Shanima was okay with one pair, and they were soon overwhelmed.

"Oh, what are you doing, stop me, do you still have me as the director in your eyes?" Yang Bailao roared.

Dabao didn't even bother to do anything, he was really tired, soaked in the water and drowsy, and when he came back to his senses, it was already half an hour later, Yang Bailao was infected by him and drowsy and died more than he slept. Then he found that the surroundings began to change, the water was receding, and Yun Mengze was disappearing.

Dabao was a spirit, because he found that the fog in the sky had disappeared. For such a big matter in Ejun, the ghost knows how many people at home and abroad are paying attention, and whether there are satellites in the sky to observe. The reason why the above didn't pursue it was because they didn't want to have a bad relationship with Tianzhu, if someone photographed a group of people in their Xia Kingdom beating up the master of Tianzhu's ability, would this be good?

Seeing a group of people beating happily, he roared angrily: "Stop." Yang Bailao woke up with a spirit, seeing that his face was wrong, he also thought of this, his face turned pale, and he shouted to stop.

It's a pity that the subordinates thought they were still acting, and they fought more energetically.

The two of them rushed forward and pulled Shanima out. Then when I looked at it, I couldn't help but grin, I couldn't look at it.

made a look, and understood that the subordinates who came over handed water and wiped their faces, it looked better, but the appearance was still miserable.

Dabao and Yang Bailao have a headache.

Dabao suddenly thought of something, hurriedly turned on the communicator, said twice, adjusted his voice and squeezed out a smile.

"Hey, Xiaoli?" Dabao's face was gentle.

"What the hell?" said a lazy voice on the other end, clearly not waking up yet.

Dabao looked at the big sun in the sky, his face instantly became extremely dark, turned on the communicator to the maximum, put it to his ear and listened hard, and asked: "What did you old lady do last night, did you go to hook up with the little white face again while Lao Tzu was not at home......

"Huh?" the other head only hummed, revealing displeasure.

Dabao immediately turned off the fire, his face trembled, and he forced out a smile: "No, I didn't mean that, I mean it's not good to stay up late, especially the skin." ”

"Hmph" The other end snorted coldly, and there was a rustling sound. Dabao hurriedly put his ears on it again, listened carefully, and couldn't find the voice of the "adulterer".

But there was nothing, and Dabao was a little disappointed on his face.

"Why are you calling?"

A "death-like" instantly made Dabao's bones lighter by two taels, and his body was crispy.

"Ahem, that, I want you to help with something. Dabao glanced back at Shanima, and the people around him who were eavesdropping quickly turned around, Shanima hated iron even more, he didn't expect such a strong man to be so cowardly in the face of women, which strengthened his idea of sending his daughter to Xia Kingdom.

Well, I'll give birth to one when I go back.

"Personalize makeup" Dabao glanced at Shanima's "ugly" face.

"Cough, that Sha Master, look at you when you come to our Ejun and don't say hello, I didn't treat you well, we are still so unreasonable under the Ejun Ability Division, you see this misunderstanding. Dabao shook Shanima's hand and shook it.

Yang Bailao, who was instructing Shanima to make an umbrella and not let the satellite shoot it, heard this, his eyes instantly straightened, and his nose was crooked, Okay, you have thrown a big treasure pot to us Ejun.