Chapter 248: Umbrella Immortal
"Ah!!h
"Romeo, Broom Star, what the hell are you two doing?" Meng Chao, who was chatting beside MDAM Wei, asked unhappily.
"She can see it, I can't see it, that basin of water is grapefruit water, those who have been splashed with grapefruit water can see her, me and Xiao Pingtou can't see it" Romeo said with a long breath, and found that everyone was looking at him blankly.
"Broom Star, what does he mean?" Kim McGee asked, grabbing the back of his head.
The broom star pointed at Madam Wei and screamed loudly, "Ghost!! ”
Everyone understood it, but no one believed it.
"No kidding, how can Madam Wei be a ghost?" Meng Chao waved his hand: "She is our assistant to Officer Lin, and she is also our new instructor for this training, is it more comfortable than heaven to have such a beauty to train with us?" ”
Most people didn't believe it, only the little witch bit her nails thoughtfully and stared thoughtfully at Madam Wei.
Xiao Pingtou was still sneering beside him: "Hmph, acting? Keep acting, I'll see how long you can act! ”
"They're right."
"Lin sir!"
"Sir Lin is here"
The crowd began to make a fuss.
Lin Xucheng came with a paper umbrella, and it looked extremely strange to play the umbrella at night.
"Ah Cheng...... No, instructor, these two guys said that Madam Wei is a ghost, they bullied our Madam Wei so much, we must punish them well! Meng Chao was the first to make a small report.
“…… Wait, what did you just say"
Jin McGee raised his hand and pressed Meng Chao's face and pushed him behind him.
Lin Xucheng looked around and said, "I said that Broom Star and Romeo are right, Fluttershy is indeed a ghost, and she is the instructor I hired for you." ”
"Hahahaha, how is it possible, Sir Lin, don't be joking, although your acting skills are good, you can compare with Chow Yun-fat, but it's a lot worse to fool me" Xiao Pingtou laughed: "There is no one there at all, you have been acting for so long, pretending to have a madam Wei, it's really hard for you!" ”
Xiao Pingtou laughed, and the previous paragraph was agreed by the others, but when he said that there was no one there at all, and there was no madam Wei, the expressions of the others changed.
"That basin of water is grapefruit water, and you can't see Fluttershy without drenching it with grapefruit water," Lin Xucheng nodded and explained, which was an answer to everyone's speculation.
Someone is swallowing saliva, and the cooing sound is loud,
"Fluttershy, introduce yourself"
Lin Xucheng held an umbrella and looked at the handsome female ghost in a police uniform beside him.
"My name is Wei Xiaodie, and I died early if I was not in good health," Wei Xiaodie introduced herself and said: "I was seriously injured by a red-clothed ghost, and I almost lost my soul, but it was Lin Daochang who saved my life and let me live in a paper umbrella...... I've been with Lin Daochang ever since. ”
"So...... What the hell are you? Seeing that her expression did not seem to be fake, the little witch asked in a trembling voice.
There was not only fear in her voice, but also ...... Excitement and anticipation.
"Hmm" Wei Xiaodie nodded, "I can show it." ”
"Okay, okay, show it!"
Wei Xiaodie turned around, "It's better to wait until I think about how to show it." ”
On the side, Xiao Pingtou was still muttering: "Do you want your acting skills to be so good, it seems like there are really ghosts...... Wait, if there really is a ghost and I can't see it, doesn't that mean I'm the safest? Hahahaha! ”
One second he was muttering, and the next he was laughing excitedly.
"Little Flathead and Romeo haven't been splashed with grapefruit water yet, quick, catch the two of them!"
"Not good!" Xiao Pingtou felt bad, turned around and wanted to run, but he slipped under his feet, and one stumbled and fell to the ground.
Boom!
"Where to run!" Jin McKee and Meng Chao pounced on one after the other, pressing Xiao Pingtou to the ground.
At the same time, they also shouted: "Broom star, well done!" ”
"Broom Star?" Xiao Pingtou, who was pressed to the ground, looked at the broom star who was more than ten meters away from him, and didn't know what she had just done.
"Yuzu water is coming!" The little witch screamed and rushed over,
Crash!
Not only Xiao Pingtou and Romeo, but even Jin McGee and Meng Chao were also doused with water.
"Phew! Bah! Bah! What is this, it stinks? ”
"Yuzu water," the little witch stuck out her tongue and threw the basin behind her.
"Hey! Policewoman! The old man in the hut came out wearing slippers: "Female police officer, what are you doing robbing me of my footwashing water?" ”
"Huh? Footwash? The faces of several people changed drastically.
"Wait, I see it, I see it!" Romeo pointed to Lin Xucheng's side, where there was indeed a woman in a police uniform with her back to him.
Xiao Pingtou subconsciously looked over.
Suddenly, the woman turned her head.
Smiled at everyone.
The crack at the corner of her mouth was pulled all the way to her ear, and she smiled slightly, and her smile was hideous!
"Little flat head, little flat head, what's wrong with you?" Meng Chao looked at the fainting little flat head and was shocked.
"Hey, Romeo?" The broom star also crouched down and shook Romeo's body.
"Dao Chief, am I going too far?" Wei Xiaodie blinked and asked Lin Xucheng aggrievedly.
"You're doing a good job" Lin Xucheng let go of his hand and let Wei Xiaodie take the paper umbrella.
He clapped his hands to draw everyone's attention, "Fluttershy is a ghost, and since you've seen a ghost, we can start the second lesson, ghost hunting!" ”
"What do you use to catch it, Sir Lin?"
"From the metaphysical aspect, the soul is very light, can not withstand the wind and spells, in scientific terms, the ghost is actually an electric wave, very afraid of electrical appliances, electricity, etc., our ghost hunting equipment is a combination of science and metaphysics."
He took out a vacuum cleaner with four or five yellow paper notes taped to it.
"One piece per person, and if you catch Fluttershy tonight, you can get off work and rest, or you'll have to catch it until dawn, and ...... Fluttershy, say it" Lin Xucheng nodded at Wei Xiaodie.
"Hmm"
Wei Xiaodie held a paper umbrella and took two steps forward.
Hufeni and the little witch, who were close, subconsciously took two steps back, keeping a distance from her.
"Don't run to the east and north, the ghosts who live there have a bad temper, beware of being entangled by them, and don't be disrespectful to your friends here, although they are very talkative, but if you provoke them, they may haunt you for the rest of your life."
“madam…… Madam Wei ...... raised his hand tremblingly: "You mean...... There are a lot of ghosts here? ”
"This is a graveyard, like a human apartment, of course there are a lot of ghosts," Wei Xiaodie nodded as a matter of course.
"Okay, let's fight first, and then talk about theory and tactics during the day tomorrow" Lin Xucheng beckoned and said: "Unit 2002, the first ghost catching operation, start!" ”
………………………………………………………………………………
……………………………………………………………………
The night is dark.
Jenny took off her red cloak and walked into the dressing room.
"Jenny, hard work~"
"Everybody's working hard," Jenny shook her head, and saw a familiar figure, sitting in front of the mirror with makeup on and studying the script.
"Brother Xu, don't you need to take two days off? I also talked to the director, and he said that your scene can be filmed at the end, and some scenes can be used as a stand-in. ”
When Xu Lemin heard the voice, his eyes slowly moved away from the script and looked at Jenny: "It's okay, and I can't delay the filming of the movie because of my personal affairs, this film embodies everyone's hard work...... And I'm the kind of person who forgets everything as soon as I get to work, so maybe it's more comfortable. ”
"But ......"
As soon as his wife died, she asked someone else to work, and Jenny still felt that it was inappropriate.
"Jenny, it's your turn!" The assistant director's shout came from afar: "After filming this fight, then the literary drama~"
"Oh, here it is!" Jenny quickly put on her red cloak and ran briskly towards it.
"Brother Xu, your wife is dead, how can I see that you are not sad at all?" There was an actor who happened to be sitting next to Xu Lemin to sort out his makeup, and he couldn't help but ask when he saw that Xu Lemin's face was not sad.
"My wife is like clothes, since my clothes are broken, I will change them, and I am free now, it's too late to be happy" Xu Lemin said with a smile: "Where is there time to be sad?" ”
"We're different from you," the actor shook his head: "I don't even have a wife now, if there is a wife who can keep pestering me and sticking to me, I won't change this dress if I say anything." ”
"Huh"
Xu Lemin shook his head: "You are still young, and after you get married, you will think about divorce." ”
"Really?" The other party clearly did not believe it.
The conversation also came to an abrupt end with the shouts of the assistant director.
The fragrance of puff pastry duck legs came, and Xu Lemin turned his head: "Uncle Gong, come to deliver food again?" I'm going to trouble you so late every day...... Why don't you hire a young man with nimble legs, so as not to tire yourself out. ”
Uncle Gong glared: "My body is still tough, and now the young people are frizzy, give them the duck leg rice, maybe there will be only rice left here, no duck legs."
"Haha" Xu Lemin shook his head with a smile: "Uncle Gong, don't be prejudiced against young people. ”
"It's not prejudice, I saw that group of young people, dancing in the square every day with tape recorders...... What are the dances? Isn't disco enough for them to jump? Unlike our older people, who are steady, we older people would never do such a thing," Uncle Gong said with a hum.
"Young people, they only think about themselves, of course they don't think about other people's feelings, and when they reach your age Uncle Gong...... At most 2020, they won't jump again. ”
"Mr. Xu, I heard that your wife ......" Uncle Gong sighed: "Let's mourn and change"
"Eat more Uncle Gong's duck leg rice, and I won't be so sad," Xu Lemin joked.
Looking at the figure of Uncle Gong leaving, Xu Lemin shrugged: "What's so good to mourn?" Am I not free? ”
"That's what you really think?"