With the existence of Yuan Shou in the prison, there will be no word lonely. He will enliven the dullest places, and today this prison built by the Empire will become his performance venue. With such conditions, Yuan Shou must behave well.

The first day of the performance cannot be described in words, it was simply a ghost crying wolf. This kind of performance made the two people in the same prison, Yuan Tong and Lu Luyi, always driven crazy. The two of them couldn't stand it anymore, and Lu Lu Yizhen would strangle Yuan Shou to death now. Less of him messing around here and annoying himself to death.

The following non-professional actors, with their exaggerated acting skills and their hoarse shouting. Don't talk about watching, just listening to it can already give people goosebumps.

I really don't know how the prisoners who participated in the performance below could be fooled around with Yuan Shou. Is it really locked up here in ten boring and have nothing to do. will participate in Yuan Shou's nonsense.

As soon as he starts rehearsing, the prison will become the acting department. The most uncomfortable were Yuan Tong and Lu Luyi, the two of them all nested into the bed and stuffed their ears to death. Prevent the noisy sound below from reaching your ears,

By not bothering himself with Yuan Shou, he tried to sleep a little longer. As soon as the sun set, the two of them were sleepy, each looking for a place to sleep, and they didn't pay attention to Yuan Shou, a madman.

Yuan Tong really regrets it now that he recruited an unreliable person like Yuan Shou.

In prison, you can serve your sentence well, and try to behave well to reduce your sentence. Look at all this stuff you do every day, it's like killing pigs. Soon the two of them went into a deep sleep, and suddenly heard Yuan Shou drinking, and the two of them thought that the Imperial Prison had added supper to them at night.

Immediately got up from his bed, hoping to get some good food. The little thing I usually eat is really not good. One is not delicious and the other is not full, and in the case of satisfying these two points, the desire to eat has increased several times than usual.

Lu Luyi was the first to rub his eyes, hoping to see what he was eating for supper, but he didn't smell the smell of food for a while.

Lu Luyi thinks that this is because Yuan Shou feels bored at night. Shout loudly just to get everyone up and go crazy with him. This kind of prank, he didn't do it once. There was nothing to eat, so Lu Luyi lay back again.

Yuan Shou ran to the side of the bed and dragged the two people up, he excitedly shouted to the two people, "Dinner, comrades, wake up." If you don't wake up, you won't have your share. ”

Hearing that he was really going to add food, Lu Luyi was the first to wake up.

"What to eat?" Lu Luyi's head looked left and right, but he didn't get anything to eat, let alone smell the fragrance. It's just that there are a few young women standing in front of them, and there is nothing special. "You're calling me something delicious." Lu Lu lay back on the bed in a hazy way.

Yuan Shou was half mad by these two guys with elm heads, and the women stood in front of them and were indifferent. "Woman!" Lu Luyi saw the woman in a daze, his eyes were not good, and he couldn't mistake this important information. Lying back on the bed, his body bounced again, and his voice pierced the night sky.

Yuan Tong, who didn't want to get up, was awakened by this throat. The voice Lu Luyi made was no longer a human movement. Sleepy-eyed Yuan Tong looked at the direction of the door, there were several women, not very old, and the oldest might not be over thirty years old. What are these women doing running in? I really don't understand, is it now a mix of men and women.

More than a dozen people huddled together, like a group of frightened little rats. They leaned their bodies on each other, hugging each other for fear that anyone would lose their lives if they were squeezed out of the group. Their eyes were filled with panic as they looked timidly at the three men in the cell.

"Two? How about a meal, is it a full meal tonight? ”

"Yuan Shou?" Yuan Tong asked in a daze, "Are these women here to rehearse with you?" Why don't you get the film equipment, and you don't have makeup, and you don't have a light. There is no equipment, and it is useless to send so many people. Let them go back! You should go to bed early, you have to wake us up tomorrow morning. lest thou go to bed late, and thou shalt not be able to chirp on time to-morrow. ”

"You two elm heads, what kind of movie are you making now, with these women, you are still making a fart movie." Yuan Shou scolded, "This is a meal sent to us by the empire, and this is a reward for us to serve our sentences." ”

Hearing that it was a meal, Yuan Shou's eyes were also much brighter. He knew the meaning of this additional meal, and he was suddenly woken up by Yuan Shou after hesitating just now, and his brain did not react.

Yuan Shou saw the sluggish reaction of Yuan Tong and Lu Luyi, and he immediately gave up explaining to the two of them. If you have a good thing, you don't choose it first, wait for the two of them to react. I don't have a chance. Looking at these people in front of him, Yuan Shou smiled happily.

"Whose family are they? How did you come here, this is not a place where people live. Yuan Tong asked speculatively.

"It doesn't matter whose family they belong to, it's just Lao Tzu who sent them to this cell." After Yuan Shou finished speaking, he wanted to go up and grab one, and this group of women desperately resisted the black fat man in front of them.

"Don't do it." Yuan Tong grabbed the corner of Yuan Shou's clothes and said, "We have already committed unspeakable crimes, how can you still commit crimes." They should be properly protected, not bullied when they come in. If you Yuan Shou do this, you can't be called a big hero. ”

"Big brother is right!" Lu Luyi said on the side, "The three of us have always regarded ourselves as great heroes, if we do this today, there will be several brothers here as witnesses, and if this is spread, we will lose our faces." ”

"Flim Flam." Yuan Shou nagged, "You Lu Luyi is not the most, why did you hold back today?" You don't say what you mean by the truth, hypocrisy, absolute hypocrisy. ”

I saw two money-greedy and womanizers, and today they actually pretended to be big-tailed wolves with themselves. "Tell you, you don't, Lao Tzu is full circle today. You just don't know how to do it, and I want to share it with the two of you, look at you two like this. What a saint, phew! Yuan Shou rolled up his arms and sleeves and wanted to do it.

"You're Mr. Yuan Shou, right?" One of the women in the middle of the group asked gently.

"I am! How? You're automated home delivery, aren't you? Yuan Shou took out the temper of a hooligan and answered the woman's question.

"We beg for mercy, please be more inclusive." The woman bowed deeply to Yuan Shou.

"Don't do it." Yuan Shou replied irritably, "You little woman is still here to conspire with us, you are still tender, this is because you have to bow your head to me under the fence, I don't believe that you will respect me so much outside?" ”

(End of chapter)