"Within three days, three drunk masters a day, no drinking. Lao Tie, you can't lose your temper! Whoever breaks the vows first will lose! ”

"Can't drink?"

"Can't lose your temper?!"

The two of them, Sandrunk and Tiemuzi, clearly didn't guess that the content of the competition proposed by Gu Panxi was so different and whimsical, and the two bad old men who were arrogant and thought they would win, were suddenly stunned and stunned, motionless, and faintly cowardly in their hearts.

Drunk and drunk three times a day, Temuzi's temper was as fierce as fire, these two things, everyone in the council hall knew about them, and when they heard the content of Gu Panxi's competition, they couldn't help laughing.

Wonderful! Madame, the content of this competition, wonderful!

Even Shi Feiqing couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, couldn't help but laugh out loud, and said: "Panxi, the content of this competition is good, you don't have to fight, and it's fair enough, so that your uncle and master can compete with each other." Uncle, master, what do you two think? ”

Of course, I don't want to compare like this!

The two elders secretly shouted in their hearts, but because they didn't want to show weakness to each other, they all held their breath, and naturally no matter what, they couldn't refuse Gu Panxi's competition.

Temuzi sneered: "Hehe, the content of the stinky girl is good." This old bastard, seeing his droopy eyes and translucent face, knows that he has been drinking heavily all year round, and he must be an alcoholic who is uncomfortable even after drinking a sip! He's lost! ”

Three times a day, he slapped the table and choked back: "Just with you, an old medicine stick with a hot temper, you still want to beat the old man in this competition of will?" Ridiculous, ridiculous! The old man bets that you will lose within an hour after you start the competition! ”

"Old man, see that you will be defeated in less than half an hour!"

"Humph! I see that you can support less than a quarter of an hour at most! ”

"Oops! It's here again, isn't it, it's over, isn't it? If you make any more trouble, there will be no apprentices to accept! ”

Gu Panxi slapped the table angrily, and made a continuous "pop" sound, which made it difficult to stop these two cockfighting bad old men again.

Shi Feiqing hurriedly mediated and said, "Since the two elders have agreed to the content of this competition, then we will draw up the details, okay?" ”

Temuzi and the three drunken days glared at each other, and they all snorted in unison, as if they agreed.

Shi Feiqing breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the sky first, and said: "It's just time now, then we will finalize the competition after lunch." Beginning with today's noon and ending with noon three days later, a total of three days. I don't know what the two old people think? ”

Temuzi raised his hand, "No problem at all!" ”

Three drunken days a day is unwilling to be left behind, and he also slapped the table, "It's just three days, why not add another day?" ”

Gu Panxi couldn't help but smile and said, "Do you really want to add another day?" ”

"Huh?"

Temuzi became nervous, his eyes widened like lanterns, and he stared at the three drunkenness of the day, and his face was full of the words "Are you crazy old bastard?"

Three drunken days a day said abruptly: "Ahem, old man, I think that supporting three days is more than enough, but considering the matter of respecting the opponent, let's not add it." Otherwise, it will seem to be too difficult and mean to the opponent. ”

Tiemuzi was also afraid that Gu Panxi would really believe the nonsense of getting drunk three times a day, and increased the competition period from three days to four days. What nonsense are you talking about? The old man doesn't want to support it for three days, but what if he supports it for five days?! ”

Seeing that these two old men were frantically taking themselves and each other into the pit because of the battle of will, Gu Panxi wanted to laugh.

Shi Feiqing and Liu Qingyan Dajue continued to make trouble like this, and the competition that Gu Panxi came up with was going to be in the soup nine times out of ten, and the two exchanged glances, and they each pulled Tiemuzi and three drunkenness a day, and secretly persuaded them to stop.

Shi Feiqing persuaded Tie Muzi and said: "Uncle, for five days, I'm afraid that I will have a lot of dreams at night." On the third day, with the firmness of his uncle's will, the little nephew expected that the uncle would win, so why did the uncle bother to have more branches? ”

Liu Qingyan persuaded three times a day to get drunk and said: "Master, if you agree to increase the time limit for the competition, then you have fallen for the iron doctor!" If he doesn't lose his temper, it's a big deal to hide in an empty room where no one is around, just ignore it, and if you want to cut off your drinks, where can you hide? The longer the time limit, the more bad it is for you, and the better it is for the Iron Doctor! This kind of little trick, master, if your old man is watching the fire, will he not be able to see through it? ”

Tie Muzi Qi said: "Feiqing, do you really expect the old man to win?" ”

"It's nature!"

It is said that those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, and after Shi Feiqing and Gu Panxi have been a loving husband and wife for a year, their ears and eyes have been touched, and their ability to talk nonsense with their conscience is becoming more and more superb.

Only then did Temuzi clap his palms and said heartily: "Okay! The old man was categorical, and demanded that he defeat this old bastard in just three days, and let him regret not being at the beginning for daring to compete with the old man! ”

Three times a day, he was drunk and sighed, and said in a deep voice: "This old medicine stick is so cunning, he almost let the teacher fall for him!" Qingyan, very good, you woke up as a teacher! As a teacher, he angrily rejected his unreasonable request to extend the competition period! ”

Seeing that the two elders had taken the bait, Shi Feiqing and Liu Qingyan exchanged glances, and then retreated back to Panxi's side.

Tie Muzi and three drunken days said in unison: "Old man, don't extend the competition time, just three days!" ”

Gu Panxi crossed his hands on his hips, squinted his eyes and asked, "Confirmed?" ”

"Sure!"

"Good! Now that you have decided, the date of the competition has been set, and according to the non-clear selection, it will start today and end in three days! Next, let's set the rules. ”

Gu Panxi compared his three fingers and said, "There are three big rules. One, neither of you can leave Master Lu's workshop. The scope of the workshop is subject to Master Lu's statement. Second, you two elders cannot attack each other by any means. Third, I will arrange two supervisors to supervise the behavior of the two of you throughout the competition, and you cannot get rid of the supervisors for any reason. The above three big rules, you two elders, whoever violates them will be judged to lose immediately! Is there a problem with the two elders? ”

Tie Muzi and three drunken days smashed their mouths, obviously they didn't expect the rules set by Gu Panxi to be so strict, they secretly complained in their hearts, and their faces still showed a calm appearance with a light breeze, and said indifferently: "What's so difficult about this?" ”

"Good. Then I'll assign an overseer to you two now. Liuchuan, Zhao Zhong! ”

"The subordinates are here!"

Liuchuan and Zhao Zhong walked out in response, and Gu Panxi gestured: "Liuchuan, supervise the master of three drunkenness a day." Zhao Zhong, supervise Lao Tie! The two of you should always be by their side, never leave an inch, and if you find that they have violated the rules, you must immediately report them to me or Feiqing. Clear? ”

"Command!"

As soon as Liuchuan and Zhao Zhong's voices fell, they stood beside Tie Muzi and Sanshi Drunk in a day respectively, and whispered "offended".

Gu Panxi nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile: "Master of three drunks a day, Lao Tie, my big rules are finished, do you have any small rules to add." If you have, you have to hurry up, otherwise don't find out that the other party took advantage of the loophole and regret not being at the beginning. ”

Three drunken days immediately jumped out and said: "The old man has a request - he can't hide in the room and see no one!" ”

This is clearly aimed at Temuzi.

Gu Panxi thought about it and felt that this rule was also reasonable, so he said, "Yes." ”