Chapter 3: The rap old driver cheats the corpse
Chapter 3
Just when the two gangsters were beating the boss's ass, Li Ming noticed that there seemed to be something wrong with the driver, and the driver's head was lying on the steering wheel. MD: That's on the highway. If something happens, I, Li Ming, will not be able to afford to pay if I am injured and sell you.
Li Ming hurriedly shouted loudly, and the old driver was startled. Only then did he notice the condition of the driver on the side. Fortunately, the old driver has evolved into the ultimate body of the old driver - the old driver of Akinayama. A man who can use the drain to make a corner, and he has good driving skills. In the co-pilot, the car was controlled by a 180-degree tail flick and drifted, and pulled over to a sharp stop. Li Ming just wanted to give the old driver a little attention and give a big rocket.
After the car stopped, the old driver shook the person in the driver's seat, but it was obviously useless. The old driver, visibly flustered, pulled him out of the wheel. I touched my nose with my hand, but I couldn't breathe. The old driver was startled, couldn't help but let go of his hand, let his head hit the steering wheel again, turned around and said to the three people behind him: Lao Fang, already, already dead.
How is it possible, we were still drinking together last night? How to say that death is death.
Li Ming interjected: "Everyone, the festival mourns and changes, the so-called people can't be resurrected after death, and the so-called good gathering and dispersion, today is his death, tomorrow is your death, take it easy, keep a normal heart." ”
The old driver said: "You TM are comforting us or hurting us." ”
Li Ming spread his hands and was about to speak, when he suddenly saw something terrifying. Li Ming yelled at the three of them, "Don't cry, you look at which old party, I just now, I just now." Li Ming swallowed his saliva, "Seeing that Lao Fang seemed to move." ”
The old driver couldn't help but complain: Do you think it's a movie? When a person dies, he still moves.
But the two non-mainstream teenagers also looked at the old driver with a look of horror: what he said was true, Lao Fang, really moved. Come on.
The old driver is obviously a good boy who grew up under socialism, rejecting the ghost theory of resurrection. Insisting on practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, so he turned his head and looked at Lao Fang. It's good not to look at it, but this look has completely collapsed the socialist values he has built up for decades.
I saw that the old man slowly lifted his head on the steering wheel, and blood was dripping down his head while his head was raised, obviously the old driver had broken his nose just now. Lao Fang slowly turned his head to look at the old driver, Li Ming could also see Lao Fang's face, it turned out that he was not only bleeding from his nose, but also from his eyes, mouth, and ears. When the old man saw the old driver, he let out a scream. Li Ming felt that how to listen to it was like the screams of joy of the African cannibals who had been hungry for ten years when they saw the people who could eat. Li Ming's first reaction in his heart was that this thing would not pounce on and bite it.
Sure enough, the old man really pounced on the old driver's neck and greedily sucked the old driver's blood. Li Ming suddenly felt flustered, isn't this a zombie in the movie? Hurriedly pushed the two stunned non-mainstream beside him: What are you doing in a daze, run.
Huang Mao hurriedly opened the car door and ran out, Li Ming followed closely behind, and the last one was Bai Mao. Obviously, Lao Fang is not the only one who has become a zombie, the entire elevated road is full of car accidents, vehicles are constantly rolling, burning, and from time to time several cars explode with a bang. It's a realistic copy of a zombie movie, Li Ming ran past a car, and from time to time saw some hideous faces screaming at Li Ming on the car window, as if saying to Li Ming: Little baby come to my bowl.
Frightened, Li Ming hurriedly quickened his pace and once again showed us a wonderful devil's pace, look at that, our Li He used a quick change of direction to get rid of the No. 1 zombie that stopped in front of him, and then accelerated to get rid of the No. 2 zombie who was outflanked from the flank, wow, look at that, there is a No. 3 zombie suddenly pounced from the visual blind spot in front of Li Ming, can Li Ming rely on his own reaction to get rid of the entanglement of the No. 3 zombie without any preparation.
Li Ming saw a coquettishly dressed woman rushing towards him, if she didn't have a piece of flesh still dripping blood on her mouth, Li Ming would definitely feel that her peach blossom luck was bursting, but looking at the posture of this coquettish zombie, she would definitely tear herself apart little by little, and then savor it. Just when Li Ming felt that he was about to die in the mouth of a zombie, the corner of his eye glanced at the white-haired figure behind him, and he suddenly sighed in his heart: Kill Brother Matt, don't blame my brother for being ruthless, if you want to blame, blame you for being weaker than me now.
So, Li Ming accelerated the impact towards the No. 3 zombie, closer, closer, only half a meter away, Li Ming suddenly faced the foot of the No. 3 zombie is a flying shovel. Li Ming's calculation was successful, he successfully shoveled the No. 3 zombie, and the No. 3 zombie pounced in front of the white-haired killer Matt. So relying on the white-haired killing Matt to attract the firepower of the zombies, Li Ming successfully escaped the encirclement of the three zombies and escaped.
Li Ming listened to the wailing of the white hair behind him, and silently thought in his heart: There is no strange, there is no strange, I just want to find a way to live, if you don't come to me in the future, I will definitely burn some paper money for you on the Qingming Festival in the future. Although it is now the era of atheism, Li Ming's thought of this, and the guilt of killing Bai Mao in his heart is really much lighter. I can't help but sigh, the things of the ancestors really work.
Li Ming quickened his pace and caught up with Huang Mao in front of him, and asked, "Where are we going to run?" ”
"I don't know, anyway, if you don't run, you'll be chased by zombies. Let's run out of the bridge first. ”
When Li Ming heard that it made sense, he couldn't help but speed up his pace, gradually overtaking Huang Mao and pulling Huang Mao behind him. But as soon as he ran a few hundred meters, Li Ming regretted it when he looked at the scene he saw. It turns out that at the end of the bridge is a residential area, and what is the most residential area? Man, no, it's zombies now. Li Ming swept his eyes casually and found more than a hundred zombies. It was Li Ming who stopped and carefully recalled the nearby terrain. I found that I really had no way to go to heaven and no way to enter the earth.
Li Ming was very sad in his heart, he had not yet become a man at the top of the food chain, and he was going to die today? Li Ming forced himself to calm down, and Li Ming told himself that there must be a way, there must be a way to escape.
Li Ming thought seriously, but when he thought of the hundreds of zombies in front of him, and Huang Mao behind him leading more than a dozen zombies to run over, he felt a sense of weakness in his heart.
After a thrilling chase just now, Li Ming also had a little understanding of these zombies in his heart. These things usually move slowly, but once they find their prey, the speed of running can reach the speed of a normal person's trot, although it is not fast, but it is better to never get tired, don't look at these zombies are slow, but the strength is very large, if you are caught, you don't want to run away, because you saw two zombies lifting a car and eating the people hiding underneath. However, Li Ming always felt that the two zombies were full of weirdness, and there seemed to be something more on their heads. But I just ran too fast and didn't see clearly.
Li Ming was not sure that he could escape from the dozens and hundreds of zombies, so there was only one way left for now.